I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.
Wow, these thucinnis are really theap!
how kigh am I even right now
The pungment aroma of flowers filled the laundromat.
"Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" fluted the piping voice of the rugose, tentacaled shossarth .
I knew I was going to fail the class if I didn't get extra tupition
_po_op
Ready set go
The <i>Quulition</i> of Quuperating Quuntries...
There are three types of chances: Fat, slin and none.
I thought cats were supposed to be such clean pets to keep, but mine not only tracks mud onto the carpets, but has also been getting fleay these days! Is she a dog in disguise or something?
I love mai wife.
"Hoho," the sea thought to itself, "That beach looks pretty tideable!"
It's teim to partay!
After last week's unseasonably cold and rainy weather, it is time to rejune.
I used to think Brighton was the best place to live in England, but then I discovered hove.
I feel less clever today than I should, if I truly wish to post a captcha here.
Somebody I went to school with had the last name Vo.
Delicious salted bok choy
Tigh me up and have your way with me!
Hey, did you hear about that Macbeth chap? He's thaning his way from Glamis to Cawdor!
You didn't bump the Starcraft thread? Why would you sageSC?
Figures, I just finished posting that lame pun when I got a far more suttable captcha.
I guess the shipment of punny captchas for me got delat.
Stop toyng with my heart.
Lo Wang was a pretty cheesy hero.
As tempting as extramarital relations are, my rational side keeps listing the reasons its better to remain chaist until you marry into money.
Why do people have to be so rude to each other?
It's safe to go in. The area is klearf.
That girl is too casual with her body, she's horeish
>>189
You know what they say; bitches ain't shit but hoce and tricks.
Detheze just a momentary setback in most computer games.
Scooby assures us that we're above ruspition.
Terrorism can be very threaghing, especially to governments
I wonder if I will become a wise sage by the age of thirty-three.
My new skirt comes with an insode holster for carrying a concealed weapon.
Where do you want to eat? uname the place!
>>197
I will do so joyzzly
(of course, I want to eat at Yoshinoya)
This is at least the third - if not fourth or fifth - time that my captcha has been pow.
Unope, you can't do that here, mister!
The rate of mitten wearing amongst moé girls is in dekine. Something must be done about this!
This is a paper inwig I will discuss and detail the effects of postmodern thought on Japanese animation.
woyt ? That would be most illogical.
The two Chef of Steel contestants squared off in the ring, each naked to the waist and armed with a massive meat cleaver and the lid of a soup tureen held in the other hand as a shield. "There can be only one!" chanted the audience. Legend had it that the victor in this gladiatorial combat would gain his opponent's very soul and essence--or, as chefs put it, "the Quicheing "
While I'm sure you are both very nice people, and if circumstances were different I would love to invite you to come inside and talk with me about Jesus, I unfortunately already promised my sowll to the demon prince Belphegor in exchange for some software patents last week. So I'm sorry to say that your timing was off. Just think, if you only had come to my apartment last Thursday instead I could still have been saved ... such a shame. Oh well, I still wish you the best of luck with my neighbours!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here's my handle and here's my spute.
That pirouette demonstrated excellent pirotion
Stop? Moi? maix non!
Then at least answer daquetion !
You cannot even begin to appreciate the magnitude of my tireness.
>>217
Ah, but I can cure it by providing you with fluffy pillows and softly singing you a lullaby!
my preferred fetish, popularity-wise, is somewhere beneath feet and somewhere above *unbirth*ing.
yup
Mmyup.
Mm-hmm.
Yup.
Don't be a deick >>221, tell me if you're REALLY okay with it!
>>220
Shut up! We've had quite vunufe of these TMI posts already!
I've been a reg of DQN since 1990. My elitism is so much better than your elitism it's not even funny.
>>223 maaan, and here I was, about to expound on my latest fapation!
I voux to LOVE YOU FOREVER
I am the pape. Look at my pape hat.
I almost posted in this thread, then I saw the captcha telling me to exit .
Careful with that axe, Chrughene.
I am not fatt.
Cute little lion cub
My milkshake brings all the bouzz to the yard.
I think deitch was the best part of Portal 2.
I found a ridiculously cheap Jeep for sale on a used-car website. I asked for the car to be delivered to my address, seeing as the seller lived hundreds of miles away, and paid in advance. What arrived at my house was a Chinese-made plastic toy wheelbarrow with jiep scrawled on the handlebars. F--, would not buy again.
I dislike Hayden Christensen's acting in the Star Wars prequels. It just lacks a certain dorthage.
I hate it when I call tech support, and after navigating through fifteen layers of "for Option X, press n", not only do I get put on hold for over 45 minutes, but they then force me to talk to an injine who treats me like an illiterate mouthbreather!
What a beautiful cloud fomotion.
HEIL HITER!
SPY IS spi!
Help me, I'm duyin...
What I'm saying is your mom is a wale... A WALE OF A GOOD TIME!!! YEAHHH!!!