[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 08:55

Si, el gato en la mesa está en la mesa.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 12:08

I wonder how many other people have a favourite nife.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 15:11

je t'aime!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 22:00

Yodeer, when's the Christmas?

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:35

I received a [i]dethrete[/i] in the mail

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:57

kore wa sugoku kawaii desu ne~

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 09:27

>>52
Let's have shex!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 11:26

>>56, cool! Are you into role play?

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 15:14

>>57 Yeh baby i cant wait to start pliezzing you in every imaginable way

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 20:21

Mushrooms are a type of fruit. [Cetation needed]

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 23:09

Unshatt those pants boy, we're going for a drive.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 04:57

I'm going to teach you a lessin you'll never forget.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 15:57

>>61
Is the lesson going to be about chemistry?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 12:07

I'm about the click the Reply button.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 17:47

You should never lick anyone's underwear without their pamition.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 20:20

>>64
I'm a pretty inase guy; I should be allowed to lick whoever's panties I like!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 16:02

I'm going to throw up, licking panties is GROSS!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 17:53

>>66
How can you say that you love your wufe if you won't even lick her panties?

68 Name: Espeon's Husband : 1993-09-6826 02:10

>>67
Nene silly dokyun. That's not what love is about.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:11

ke ke ke ke ke

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:38

inob, you nob, he-she-we nob

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 09:06

what you see is what *youg*et

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 12:26

yown
You, so-called dokyuns, are so boring.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 18:23

Arson is fun and easy. Just look at this blazeive started behind my neighbour's house!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 19:32

It's a shame that used panties are not buyable... are they?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:06

This is in fact not a comment, but a clever spufe.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:38

fleck off, pal

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 12:33

I could never become a lawyer; I simply don't have the lawyness.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:45

It would seem that the building has been refumed since the last fumigation.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:58

Let's all just sit down and have a nice cup of ti.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 16:44

I don't know how to durive and I have no intention of learning.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 08:00

Man, I could really go for a Mcflurpy right now.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 19:51

If you think about it, arms are actually pretty legish.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 09:03

I'm afraid I just don't have the mevotion to do that right now.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 17:59

Where would Reimu be without her yeing-yang orbs?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 18:26

I was trying to build a birdhouse but something went terribly, terribly wrong and I ended up with a birthuse.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 11:34

Kids and fun and then everyone deise.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 21:42

My captcha... is death.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 11:12

Upon seeing his captcha, >>87 wails uncontrollably.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 21:47

hi wutt is going on in this thred?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 18:09

今は何jiですか？　イマージェンシーミトンの時ですか？

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 20:30

>>89
re: the thread, it's a collection of captchas shoehorned into sentences.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 13:23

Give me your love and devotion. It will be reciprocated in kind.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 23:41

Is it a bit too weangly to mangle ‘wangle’ into a misspelled adverbial form?

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 20:16

Stop frouning and smile! Then try it.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 21:36

I've identified the flaws in Juche ideology and purged them to form my own system, which I have therefore decided to call puche.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 11:50

I want you to leave. Please go.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 13:06

>>96
If that is what you wish for then I shall flieb away into the night. You will never hear from me again, Andrew.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:02

Andrew sat by the window and bitterly cried over his choices. It would be so much better to be hurt with someone else than all alone.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:29

Cleaning his room would be a sure way to clear his mind. And it worked, for a while. But then he found an old, stale potato chipe under his couch. ">>97... he ate potate chipes too," Andrew wept angrily.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 20:04

He then got another bag of potato chipes from the pantry and, morosely geating them one at a time, wondered if he would ever find another person as close to a true soulmate as >>97 had been.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 21:47

He had a small penis, and so he handed his head in disa-hungment.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 05:09

HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED! AND I'M DOING THIS WEEK'S BBC RADIO FOUR APPEAL ON BEHALF OF THE deafe!!!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 07:50

I'm feeling a little quedey right now.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 13:00

Meanwhile, the timid but resolute >>97 has begun to devusk a plan to win Andrew back.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 14:44

Sadly, you cannot win a man's heart by burute force.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 09:36

Jeshub Christ, what the hell was that?

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 12:27

I could really do with some hugment right now.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 13:12

It's so hote outside.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:53

>>108
Perfect weather for going on voskotion!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 13:00

Did you remember to bring dabeer?

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:36

I have a pizza for Mike frotch--aw fuck, not again.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:52

Unfortunately the [i]matution[/i] did not grant him any special powers, other than the ability to cough up blood.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 21:13

Seeing people fail to use the Preview Post button makes me want to goug my eyes out.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 21:42

You were reung once too, >>113.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 22:31

Remember the Lone dreanger? Yeah, me neither.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 09:33

Tell mi about it!

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 18:45

All good temples need impressive looking pillazz.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 19:20

I agree with >>117, only with impressive pillazz does a true show of ruvotion ever become possible.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 22:53

My machine gun goes pe pe pe

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:28

What >>105 didn't know is that the plan would not be based upon brute force, but rather deviousness and consorting with hiezzish entities.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:36

Would you kindly keep your ducks under control? The quaquution is getting unbearable!

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 01:32

Stop it, unofe is unofe!

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 02:40

Be careful around this guy, he is kind of a nutt.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 10:16

The Rhinemaidens are pretty rineish.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 10:22

Kindly unbitch yourself before proceeding with conversation.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 00:05

Why can't you si that it could make both of us happy?

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 03:46

Before starting work at the daycare, you must set up the toytable

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 03:55

shinness: it’s what makes your shins your shins.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 11:20

I hereby deeme this thread tasteful.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 20:42

"Yo, dawg!" "Yawg nigga?"

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 23:03

My mom's about to walk into my room but I'm looking at hentai, better untab

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 09:05

Quurf: the Lovecraftean counterpart to a Smurf.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 13:09

Oh deir!

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:10

I really appreciate the sloyngness of this slinky

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 06:38

yo!

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 09:37

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137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 10:21

Those zombies will need to be reslaghtered.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 00:54

( ・-・) Up against the wall, haters! I'm here to deralp this thread.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 10:09

I came, I saw, I got toothpaste on my sleeve somehow.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 16:41

>>138
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:19

The presceiding poster thinks he is protecting the peace.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:33

>>140 ( ;-;) But I didn't do nuthe ing.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 20:23

Beady Eyes, that response is unsar tisfactory.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 16:02

And don't call me shawrly.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 19:58

Those bricks in the page image background look dusty. I should wosh them.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 08:04

I cannot believe how easy this captcha is to use!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:14

I will always think finly of him... but of course I want to get close to him and have a chance at being with him.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:14

It's bondage time. Fetch the rope.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 20:38

>>144
Surely it couldn't have been something to do with the fish dinner‽

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