How this game works is that we have a map of the world (blank one here: http://i.imgur.com/SIEou.jpg) with certain countries grouped together into unions. Each person playing takes control of one union and gives it a name (e.g. Kimchi Alliance, New Manchurian Liberation Cause, that sort of thing). Your objective is to TAKE OVER THE WORLD by any means possible!
To do things, just post a comment saying what you're trying to do and I'll say what effect it has. Examples would be attack [place], enforce conscription, drill for oil at [place] and export it to [place], research mind control. Non-serious commands are fine too.
If you're playing, post once in this thread to say so so that I know how many unions to set up. You may wish to post with a temporary tripcode for obvious reasons. I'm looking for somewhere between 4 and 8 players, so I might invite some VIPPERs...
I want to take control of Russia.
My first action as its dictator is to rename it to ESPEONLAND.
I guess are you waiting for a roster of players to start carving up the map specifically? At any rate, I'm in and interested in having southern Africa as the Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Lin Biaoist-Nyererist Popular Liberation Front.
I will be taking the promised land of Peru with the other chosen ones of the Nazca 5000 tribe. We are Aztech robots that were built on the moon and now came to earth to make pretty drawing on the land. My people will now work on the Nazca Lines for the following week and I will yield my turns during this time period.
PS: We also do carpentry; don't be afraid to ask!
Hi I'm Andy, please can I have the British Isles
>>2-5Wonderful! Thank you all for your participation (although I retain my disapproval for Espeonland). I'll make sure you each get your desired countries.
Let's give it another day or two for other people to join. In the mean time, feel free to ask questions.
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How will we know that you're the game master? It seems that it would be very easy for some dokyun to mess the game up, in theory.
>>7I suppose you're right; I shall use a temporary tripcode as well.
Fun fact: this is literally the first time I have ever used a tripcode.
I wish to take control of Acme Labs, which will give me Pinky and The Brain--the world's acknowledged masters of global conquest.
I am the president of Madagascar.
First of all I would like to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
I take control of that economic powerhouse that is The Peoples Republic of China.
As my first order, I shut down The Great Firewall. These poor citizens have been deprived of porn and news for far too long.
I take command of the Oceanic Union (Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia and New Guinea.
As my first move, I place our entire military force in Indonesia, the only point of entry to the region.
It begins!
Feel free to start making reckless/unreasonable commands whenever you like. You're welcome to request a change to your union's colour or name. The moon and Antarctica are currently unclaimed (and probably of no strategic value anyway).
The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF promulgates the First Five Year Plan, summarized as follows:
** To this end, withdraw most land military from Brazil while deploying forces in Chad and Cameroon.
The All-knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceaniac Union orders that all resources be directed to fortifying the Thailand/Indonesian border. These efforts shall collectively be known as "Plan Turtle."
The first phase of Plan Turtle:
*Random military conscription of 10% of all physically fit males or females 18-30, to send to Indonesia
*Warm diplomatic relations with the Thai government, including bribes for top military officials
*Top-secret biological and nuclear weapons development
*Government funding to vastly improve Indonesian infrastructure and quality of life, to support the influx of military
The rest of the country is free to go about their business as they usually do... for now.
