Phase 2 of Plan Turtle:

# Increased funding to military recruitment. (Advertising campaigns, school visits, etc.)
# Continued transfer of all but a few military members to the gigantic military base along the Thai-Indonesia border.
# More nuclear weapons development - you can never have enough.
# Funding to research advanced technology to detect incoming nukes or other threats far in advance and accurately shoot them down.
# Development of all other resources, as always, should stay unchanged. My people know how to handle that stuff better than I do, after all.

As for the party, the All-knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceaniac Union would like to send a stunt double in his absence, since he's no good with these social things.

MESSAGE TO ALL WORLD LEADERS: (To be read in an Aussie accent)
The Oceanic Union would like to proudly announce the successful creation of a deadly new disease called the Downunder Syndrome. Only we have the antidote. Also we also have a bunch of nukes. So don't invade us and we won't invade you, mate.