Nuclear policy update: peace is guaranteed only through mutually assured destruction. Missile defense threatens that, and therefore can be considered offensive weaponry. Therefore, the Front may initiate limited thermonuclear war with parties which bring on-line effective missile defense systems.

We played a rock-paper-scissors tournament to determine who would get to be the official delegation of the Committee to the party, Secretary van Leeuwen won. She would like to know what the dress code is.

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF promulgates the Fourth Five Year Plan, summarized as follows:

• Experiment with suitcase nukes
• Begin training agents to be secretly inserted into enemy territory via submarine à la Germany during WW2
• Start military exercises in our deployments in Chad and Kenya, focusing on hopping over large areas of sparsely populated enemy-held territory and cutting off and capturing urban areas