To the MLMLBNPLF Coordinating Committee:

That is a silly nuclear policy. Wouldn't you favor one that results in less loss of life rather than more? How about a mutually assured neutralization of all missiles, where every country uses a defensive system? Not that the Oceanic Union cares, because there is no such system in development here anyway.

Sincerely,
The Oceanic Union

(Future developments of our "non-existent" missile defense system are carried out in utter secrecy.)