( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ゚ -゚) Mr 2GET didn't 2GET.
( ゚ -゚) there is no bu-n left in my life.
( ゚ -゚) Got evicted, and am running my money out living in this stupid hotel.
( ゚ -゚) Seems like I'm not the noble tormented genius I thought I were.
( ゚ -゚) ... I'm just tormented.
( ゚ -゚) After more than ten years, I'm starting to think I won't "find my calling" any time soon.
( ゚ -゚) Most people don't find their calling very quickly, to be honest.
( ゚ -゚) Almost all people die without finding their calling, actually. They are never given another shot at life, and will stay dead for an infinite amount of time.
( ゚ -゚) Man's fifty years
( ゚ -゚) Are but a phantom dream
( ゚ -゚) In his journey through
( ゚ -゚) The eternal transmigrations.
( ゚ -゚) I'm going to have my book full of smiling Japanese women taken away from me tomorrow.
( ゚ -゚) This http://imgur.com/Yw3IB
( ゚ -゚) It's been six years since I graduated from high school, and I'm still working on my B.S.
( ゚ -゚) I'm not at home playing computer games, as I should be.
( ゚ -゚) I feel like shit and I don't know why.
( ゚ -゚) I have a three-day weekend from work.
( ゚ -゚) At first I was happy, but then I realized that I have no friends or partner to share it with.
( ゚ -゚) Teleportation will not be perfected within my lifetime.
( ゚ -゚) People believe in the possibility of teleportation.
( ゚ -゚) Naysayers keeping science down.
( ˃ Д˂) WE'D STILL THINK THE SUN ORBITS THE EARTH IF YOU PEOPLE HAD YOUR WAY!
( ゚ -゚) Evangelical atheists.
( ゚ -゚) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in the paranormal who claim skeptics just need to open their minds.
( ゚ -゚) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in christianity who claim that skeptics are agents of Satan on earth.
>>20
I'm an atheist and searching that term in DuckDuckGo made me sad. ( ゚ -゚)
>>24
( ゚ -゚) My search on DuckDuckGo brought me to the Conservapedia article on atheism and this quote: "Global atheism is in decline in terms of the number of its adherents and the grassroots Question evolution! campaign could certainly accelerate this decline." After wiping tears of laughter from my eyes, I became genuinely sad that even a tiny minority of people could take such bullshit seriously.