( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mr 2GET didn't 2GET.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) there is no bu-n left in my life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Got evicted, and am running my money out living in this stupid hotel.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seems like I'm not the noble tormented genius I thought I were.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... I'm just tormented.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) After more than ten years, I'm starting to think I won't "find my calling" any time soon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most people don't find their calling very quickly, to be honest.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Almost all people die without finding their calling, actually. They are never given another shot at life, and will stay dead for an infinite amount of time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Man's fifty years
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Are but a phantom dream
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In his journey through
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The eternal transmigrations.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm going to have my book full of smiling Japanese women taken away from me tomorrow.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This http://imgur.com/Yw3IB
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's been six years since I graduated from high school, and I'm still working on my B.S.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not at home playing computer games, as I should be.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like shit and I don't know why.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have a three-day weekend from work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At first I was happy, but then I realized that I have no friends or partner to share it with.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Teleportation will not be perfected within my lifetime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People believe in the possibility of teleportation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Naysayers keeping science down.
( ˃ Д˂) WE'D STILL THINK THE SUN ORBITS THE EARTH IF YOU PEOPLE HAD YOUR WAY!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Evangelical atheists.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in the paranormal who claim skeptics just need to open their minds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in christianity who claim that skeptics are agents of Satan on earth.
>>20
I'm an atheist and searching that term in DuckDuckGo made me sad. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
>>24
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My search on DuckDuckGo brought me to the Conservapedia article on atheism and this quote: "Global atheism is in decline in terms of the number of its adherents and the grassroots Question evolution! campaign could certainly accelerate this decline." After wiping tears of laughter from my eyes, I became genuinely sad that even a tiny minority of people could take such bullshit seriously.
>>25
Heh, yeah. But still, having to be associated with a whole group of atheists who push science and logic on others the same way that Westboro Baptist Church types push religion and magic on others feels rather degrading. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread is being derailed.
>>21
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Closed-minded skeptics who don't understand the meaning of the word.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) True skepticism (for example, Pyrrhonism) means forever questioning something because you can never completely know the truth--you are skeptical.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like James Randi who dismiss things as frauds by default are not skeptics. They have perverted the word, and they are just as dogmatic as the people they attack.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It is sad that there are a lot of frauds out there, but all science began as something "paranormal" at one point. Imagine if you told the Greeks we don't shoot light beams from our eyes, or the Victorians that there isn't an all-present "aether", and that light actually travels through amazingly fast and impossibly small particles called "photons".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Perhaps it won't be ghosts or skeletons we prove are real, but fields like parapsychology are becoming more accepted and making solid advances as a result. Even if nothing happens, it's more empirical to try and to fail than dismiss it as wrong from the outset.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Derailing threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone in this town is taller, more handsome and cooler than I am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Including the girls.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The common misunderstanding that people like James Randi do, in fact, perform empirical testing of claims of the "paranormal."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "The nature of my powers is such that they cannot be tested" is not, alas, conducive to empirical analysis. The scientific method requires us to construct a testable hypothesis. "I have put great effort into constructing my claims in such a manner that you can't disprove it, neener neener" is the opposite of that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never get to enjoy silence in their presence.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't even know how he views me now. Just another person trying to force their way into his life, or a delusional infatuated boy who just can't let go? Does he wish he'd never gotten involved with me?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have a feeling that despite how he felt (or claimed to feel) towards me before, he has detached himself from those feelings and now sees me purely as a remnant from his past, a wrong choice, an annoyance.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think he's forgotten that I genuinely care about him, and that I'm on his side. But I can't remind him now, when he's already pushed me away and withdrawn into himself... so what do I do? Wait? Give up?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People actually mistake /dqn/ for /love/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People actually mistake /dqn/ for literally any other board on Channel4 BBS.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>33 brings up /love/, but what is /love/?
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Don't hurt me,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Don't hurt me,
( ˃ ヮ˂) No more!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i cant post in the CTRL+V thread
>>36
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Me neither. It always ends up being private stuff.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like >>36-37 cannot figure out how to copy any text into their clipboard that isn't private.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every time I've finished with my paste buffer, I compulsively copy a single letter "c" to overwrite it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being paranoid for no real reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have severe love-related problems, but I can't post in /love/ because reading the board and their responses to me makes me extremely depressed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) have no love-related problems
( ﾟ -ﾟ) never been in love
( ﾟ -ﾟ) unless that is the problem
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I began playing that MMO again in order to manipulate my ex under a false identity. But the more she told "me" of her new boyfriend, her current situation and excitement for the future, the more I'm just glad she's actually happy again. And here I am doing things like this because I can't stop thinking about her.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't handle the idea of the girl I'm in love with having a new boyfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing they have sexual intercourse especially gets to me, for some reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a problem you don't trust anyone enough to tell about, but knowing that it makes no difference, because nobody would be able to help you anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reddit and people who use it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Novel websites that could be (and often, initially are) used for intelligent or at least entertaining discussion, but quickly fall prey to thousands of idiotic, catchphrase-spewing teenagers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suppose this applies to the Web in general, really.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That awkward moment when you give thumbs up if ... oh shit, it's contagious!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) KFC doesn't do mashed potatoes in this country.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) McDonalds and KFC both do Irn-Bru on tap here, but they never mix the syrup/soda solution properly and it always tastes rank.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) KFC doesn't do Irn-Bru in this country. Almost fucking nobody does.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm fucking someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's raining again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I fucking am someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love being.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I went to sleep at a reasonable hour for the first time in weeks, only for my slumber to be interrupted by some goddamn big spider on my face.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Like, not jungle spider big, but daaaaaaaaaaamn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still equate sex with love in this day and age.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still believe in a creator god in this day and age.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still believe there isn't a creator god in this day and age.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the shitposting thread seems to be really popular
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dreaming about a lover who is far away. (whoever said this in the happy thead, I'll never understand you)
>>63
( ˃ Д˂) FIGHT IT! MAKE GOOD POSTS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being off-topic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>61 At least you have a lover.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dreaming about a lover who is nonexistent.
>>61,65
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No need to dream or pine, just do as I did and find happiness with a fictional lover!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But boy does that screen ever get in the way of our makeout sessions.
OBVSLY, >>66 is Kugelmass, a professor of Humanities at City College...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be able to meet my waifu outside of dreams.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The woman I love's going to move in with the person she left me for.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She makes it seem like she loves me still...
>>69
She probably has a jealousy fetish.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is actually a thing.
It seems to me she loves someone else more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those feels...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Today I learned a new word: "transethnicity".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Today you probably learned that new word too and are going to want to punch me shortly after looking it up for teaching you that new word, and frankly I don't blame you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sad, slow violin music.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm transethnic
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Did you hear the one about the transsexual who wanted to be a nun?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He was a transsister.
>>73
Neither wiktionary.org nor dictionary.com seem to list this.
Is that why you said I would want to punch you after looking it up?
>>73
It doesn't seem particularly popular, and I can't find a solid definition.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But it's pretty self-explanatory, and I can see people seriously using it soon.
>>77
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No. It is because it would involve going to some of the darkest depths of ▒▒▒blr.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I knew a guy once who pronounced "ethnicity" like "eth-ni-ti-city".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He was a sociology professor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crumbs in my bed
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's only a third of the pictures of Sabitsuki than there are my last waifu...
( ﾟ - ﾟ ) Child
(ﾟ- ^ ) Sexual
( ﾟ - ﾟ ) Molestation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The second season of Bakemonogatari. I don't want to watch an anime about an MC doing sexual things with every girl except his girlfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most recent anime I've seen are awful.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's not to say there wasn't awful anime in its golden age, and I'm sure there are a few gems now, but it's become so cheap and easy to make that it feels like a waste.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And people like all these throwaway shows. They're the hot thing of the month. When really they're just the lowest common denominator of fanservice and moe to appeal to teenagers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The worst part is, there's no way to say such a sweeping statement without people stereotyping you as some sort of hipster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's not exactly that anime is any cheaper or easier to make now than it was in, say, 2005, when anime was produced digitally with Korean labor much like it is now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's that the funding has pretty much dried up with the worldwide economic downturn, so they produce cheaper things like derivative formulaic moe shit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish people would just fuck off when they're told too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My one and only close friend is miserable and there's nothing I can do to help.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slow torrents