[Misery] ( ﾟ -ﾟ) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (827)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 21:17

>>342
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meet n Fuck Kingdom was a total disappointment.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 21:20

>>343
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I secretly wanted to go and play it after.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 22:20

>>344
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I did play it after

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 23:47

>>343-345
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I played it years ago and have had it bookmarked ever since.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 23:52

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching Macross II after thoroughly enjoying SDF Macross.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:09

( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>342-346

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:19

( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>348

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:22

( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 01:08

( ﾟ -ﾟ) That poster.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 19:59

( ﾟ -ﾟ) 8-year-olds can apparently become astronauts.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 00:08

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The guy who keeps talking to himself in various threads, ruining all creative fun.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 02:02

( ﾟ -ﾟ) People not keeping it gay.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 04:04

( ﾟ -ﾟ) the feel of feces pressing against the inside of my anus

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 04:11

( ﾟ -ﾟ) talk of farts and feces

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 17:50

( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who write "websight".

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 18:12

( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't like "websight"

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 00:08

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Kuso Miso Technique and the Yaranaika meme

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 00:29

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361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 09:01

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362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 19:48

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The shitposter...
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) At least he sages, I suppose.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 00:01

( ﾟ -ﾟ) telnet: could not resolve synchronet/telnet: Name or service not known

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 00:06

>>363
It's Synchro.net

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 22:08

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Awww literally right after I read http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/139 my mum said I stink and that I was making her stomach turn. Do my friends think that?

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 22:20

( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>365 doesn't realize how badly he reeks.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:25

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slowing my studies down, and not feeling like doing anything at all.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:55

( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's the point of student libraries if cute girls aren't working there?

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:45

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fun, almost unreadable broken boards making me pine for /z/

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:51

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got banned from 4chan and now I don't know what to do. I could learn some Japanese but I'm not in the mood for it

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 19:31

>>370
Read SICP, learn maths.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 18:10

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Superman totally snapped Zod's neck.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 21:26

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling guilty over nothing.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 02:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) A red streak on the toilet paper after I wipe my arse.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 03:06

( ﾟ -ﾟ) A brown streak on my fingers after I wipe my arse.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 01:25

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Toilet paper bursts into flames when I wipe my arse.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 02:27

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The good news is you have demon blood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The bad news is your anus is bleeding.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 17:22

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inexplicably having jism on the back of my shirt after whacking off.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 14:27

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eldrad must live.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 19:00

( ﾟ -ﾟ) American and Jewish authorities not trusting males to keep one of the most attended-to parts of their anatomy clean.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ears get dirty over time too. Why not remove those at birth?

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 17:25

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can never read SICP for the first time again.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 11:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My first time with SICP was disappointing, I became frustrated and dropped it about 1/3 through. Of course I'm not going to pick it up where I left, but begin from the scratch, because a few months have already passed since then.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 20:03

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Went to check my Lavabit e-mail, find it's shut down thanks to governmental tomfoolery.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 12:21

( ﾟ -ﾟ) neet.to is down again

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 03:51

( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still people who think that gay = anal sex and anal sex = gay.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 13:40

( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://spring.me/resetpassword/questions

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 16:10

( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still people who use = to mean →.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 02:47

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The JonTron Show is still not as entertaining as Jon on Game Grumps was.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 04:20

( ﾟ -ﾟ) "I drive a black muscle car therefore I'm required to be the fastest person on the highway." No, fuck you.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 15:24

( ﾟ -ﾟ) captcha systems with advertising built in.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 23:51

( ﾟ -ﾟ) someone left a huge turd in the toilet at work and didn't flush

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7357 00:16

also, ( ﾟ -ﾟ) listening to a band that used to be your most favoritest and thinking "this is actually a bit lackluster."

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7357 02:37

>>391

When I worked at Microsoft, that happened so often I stopped using the company restrooms.

Seriously, it seemed like some people insist on holding up a week's worth of shit for one massive toilet plugger of a dump.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 10:46

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having an itch which would cause immense pain to scratch, because it is directly next to a wound

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 03:55

( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no point to my life. I have career goals, but no personal goals whatsoever. A good relationship, love, having children - I don't see myself doing any of that stuff. But everyone says that's the whole reason to live. I don't understand that.

Also, I'm constipated

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 09:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) This exists.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 14:47

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now I want that product.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 15:18

>>395
Same. Only my career goals are unachievable.
The idea of being in a normal relationship is something that my brain automatically rejects. I couldn't possibly be part of any social activity the way normals interpret that. I would be pretending I was someone else and I can't do that.

Why am I sitting in a terminal?

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 03:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting my hankies mixed up and blowing my nose on the one that's full of jizz.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 21:46

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding a promising-looking and ostensibly open-source program only to see that it requires .SHIT Network.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 19:53

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn with crappy dubbed audio.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 21:48

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn without crappy dubbed audio.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 14:38

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The number of porn flicks with "anal" in the title that are actually gangbangs.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 14:16

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missing the cable airing of my favourite Christmas movie and having to wait a whole year before it's appropriate to watch it again..

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 18:35

>>404
Watch it in on New Year like all Russians do or even wait until Orthodox Christmas which is a bit later!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 18:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm constipooted again.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 22:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a fetish for lipstick and only finding "lipstick lesbian" bullshit when trying to find relevant porn.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 22:06

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a fetish for lesbians while being a straight male.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 22:24

( ﾟ -ﾟ) American women.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 22:33

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 10:24

( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://InternetDuty.com/?id=HirotoFuture

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 20:23

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a lipstick lesbian and having a fetish for >>407 but not >>408

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 07:06

( ﾟ -ﾟ) It can be demonstrated via the pigeonhole principle and reasonable estimates of an upper limit that there is without a doubt at least one other person out there with the exact same number of hairs on their head out there as me, and via basic statistics that it is highly unlikely there aren't more. So much for being a special snowflake.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 03:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The daddy-longlegs in my shower is gone, and in its place are sewer fly larvae. Hate those bastards. And they couldn't care less about urine.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:41

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My captcha; sadman.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 13:28

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shooting a big hot jizz load that on closer inspection is all yellowish and gelatinous rather than creamy white.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 15:50

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Whenever I try to paste some AA from elsewhere onto this board, it comes out retarded. Setting "text art" only makes it even more retarded.

418 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 00:25

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting b& from your favourite imageboard.

419 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 00:32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My airbed sprung a leak and I woke up on the floor.

420 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 04:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which never existed.

421 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 19:49

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which no longer exists.

422 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 22:27

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which was thought to have been lost forever, only to be resurrected and it's not actually that nice.

423 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 22:31

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something you haven't experienced. For me, this is the early internet age, along with the rise of text/imageboards.

424 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 00:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Billionaire girl fell into a bit of a dip and then it was bad for a while and then it was NTR and then the ending was stupid.

<sage>
>>423 the only thing you missed was muds with actual player bases.
</sage>

425 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7614 02:59

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.

426 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7614 10:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.

427 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 01:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.

428 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7618 17:59

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.

429 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 17:15

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.

430 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7667 19:16

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.

431 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 08:52

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.

432 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 17:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.

433 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 03:45

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gensokyo isn't real

434 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 08:44

aaaa

435 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 18:25

( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>434 is crying again.

( ﾟ -ﾟ)

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Big baby.

436 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 19:48

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking of a snarky response to a thread after passing it by and then being unable to re-locate the thread in question.

437 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 12:06

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only ugly one amongst your friends

438 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 23:59

( ﾟ -ﾟ) https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25394876/plane-crash-kills-three-in-flight-simulator/ Talk about realism

439 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 06:42

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that the company you work for has employed far more persons who turned out to be serial killers than is statistically likely.

440 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 03:03

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The icons for GameFAQs and Gelbooru are too similar and it's confusing me.

441 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7764 14:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My jaw muscle cramped up again.

442 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7764 23:14

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still in love with a girl that I used to be friends with and I can't move on.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I know that nothing will come out of it and I don't want it to since I don't want to betray my 2D beliefs, and don't want to accept things as they are now when they could've been so much better.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I still can't let go and I hate it.

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