[Misery] ( ﾟ -ﾟ) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (832)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9392 13:00

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't stop thinking about how bad my life has turned out and it's so bad that every time I think about it I break down and cry. I'm too old for this, but I never even started living.

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9504 15:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Joe Biden's left eye sprayed blood on me at high pressure.

695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9516 01:10

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom has Parkinsons

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9517 02:02

( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the communities i'm in are dying

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9525 05:47

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never have a girlfriend

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9527 06:14

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom and Dad are starting to smell like Grandma

( ﾟ -ﾟ) And at least Grandma had the requisite ingredients for cat piss and tobacco

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9527 12:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fumi-chan from YW won't fart on my hair

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9527 15:22

( ﾟ -ﾟ) People mixing up reed romance and romantique trumpet

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9528 18:18

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never got to go trick or treating.

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9613 06:32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on christmas

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9613 08:59

( ﾟ -ﾟ) (as usual)

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9613 18:33

( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on the day after christmas, and all that half price candy i still can't afford is mocking me

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9614 20:04

( ﾟ -ﾟ) delayed onset social anxiety effects after dinner with brother's in-laws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) why yes, at least when i'm alone i don't have to navigate those issues and get bullied for being the biggest loser in two families

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 17:37

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Looks like another of the old standby boards is gone.

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9663 23:39

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My verification code is "sad."

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9664 01:51

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know which "old standby boards" exist or are left. If I lose this one the muscle memory is going to make me miss you guys every time.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9666 12:15

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Excess of entertainment made it less valuable, and that urges me to seek more and more. Nothing I do is fun anymore. I wonder if less internet and games would make me happier in the long run...

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9692 10:43

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, well, my suicidal urges come from permanent problems. Do you really think evil that directly harms someone, leaving him powerless to do anything about it, doesn't exist on this planet? Ever? Not even once? That is not at all a rational thing to believe.

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9698 01:50

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stuck in this fucking apartment.

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9715 13:21

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Videogames don't bring me joy anymore.

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9716 15:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Asian hornets are killing our honeybees.

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9749 20:21

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Room is finally clean, don't know what to do now.

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9750 21:09

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2]" thread finally achieved its goal after over 5000 days, but only thanks to some fucking jisakujien with a sexual fetish for pizza.

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 17:00

( ﾟ -ﾟ) honeybees aren't even native to the americas

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 17:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) the columbian exchange

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 18:21

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My grandma hangs around bikers all night.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9754 05:23

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad remakes that take a crap on the original

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9755 05:15

( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's not 2007 anymore

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9766 13:04

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got a really nice CAPTCHA, but while I was trying to figure out how to incorporate it into a sentence for the "ITT we input CAPTCHAs" thread my browser crashed and I lost it.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could make a post anyway, but I'd know it was a lie.

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9766 14:00

( ﾟ -ﾟ) We will never know what >>721's sentence was

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9887 20:09

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My family's toilet paper company is going bankrupt.

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9888 10:21

( ﾟ -ﾟ) All >>723's family's hard work, down the drain

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9888 15:53

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't hide this thread.

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9888 19:46

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm just not impressed any more by such things.

727 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 03:27

( ﾟ -ﾟ) 404 Not Found nginx/1.14.0 (Ubuntu)

728 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 18:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) This site news's date format went from DDth Month YYYY to DD Month YYYY and now to YYYY-MM-DD
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No admin could agree on one consistent style.

729 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 05:19

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The character threads are all bumped off the front page.

730 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 13:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesn't understand Mar10

731 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 16:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Technically it's YYYY-MM-DDDD

732 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 23:04

( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop a half hour after taking a shower.

733 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 23:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop in the middle of a shower

734 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:24

>>73
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesnt understand the beauty of shower shits

735 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) the bbc obsessed 4chan weirdoes are here now

736 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 01:38

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The BBC knew about and protected the pædophiles they employed, and paid them large salaries using the public's TV licence money

737 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 02:49

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jimmy Savile got away with it all.

738 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 17:00

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My head is noticeably bigger with the revised Mono font.

739 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 22:24

( ﾟ -ﾟ) A giant rock hard crap that won't come out.

740 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 22:39

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting too old for being shy and depressed and sleeping all day in an oversized hoodie watching anime to be cute anymore

741 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 13:45

>>740
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) you're never too old until you die!

742 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 23:29

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) YouTube detecting English spoken with a strong French accent as French speech and generating garbled English language subtitles using French speech-to-text followed by translation to English.

743 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 08:07

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stylish, popular VIPPERs, nearing your Dokyun home. Shitposting in your threads. Gluing your cat to the table.

744 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 03:38

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not receiving the food for which you've already paid.

745 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 02:52

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imbeciles bumping a dead "unhappy things" thread instead of using this one.

746 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 13:22

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My car broke down on the way out of the city so I'm spending Xmas alone

747 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:35

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your ass is flat

748 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:45

( ﾟ -ﾟ) my soda is flat

749 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:54

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) wet socks

750 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 20:06

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failed life.

751 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9993 20:32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>749 and >>742 being mildly uplifted

752 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 21:17

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The biting emptiness of another year wasted.

753 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 22:29

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sin Sacks

754 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) existence

755 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) wikiFeet

756 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 13:13

( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the fun people are either asleep or at work.

757 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 19:06

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dying trying to drive two cars at once.

758 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 00:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) vanishingly few places support RSS

759 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 05:12

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The incel chart was right and she won't love me or treat me as I deserve because she's taken too many dicks

760 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10057 22:56

( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN no longer has its proud status as a General board on top.

761 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10058 00:07

>>755
but thats a happy thing

762 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10058 00:57

( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfags can't remember when dqn was originally at the bottom of the menu

763 Name: !xi8/JKFwzo : 1993-09-10073 05:30

test

764 Name: !XIxc6BpKnU : 1993-09-10073 05:30

test

765 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10281 21:23

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a lot of disrespect over the past couple days. My life is bad enough already. Lay off.

766 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 00:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I dropped all the bacon out of the pan into a corner that my parents keep dirty and that means I don't eat tonight.

767 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10411 05:26

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every hour of every day I die a little more because they snuffed out the spark of my purpose and motivation in life and even if I could get it back I'll never be as good as I should've been.

768 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 21:09

( ﾟ -ﾟ) stupid piece of shit computer freezing up again and raping the USB flash drive that I was copying stuff to in the process

769 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 21:16

( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs can't remember when dqn was dqn quality

770 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 21:48

( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs who never learn

( ﾟ -ﾟ) oldfigs who don't teach

771 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 21:52

( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned figs that killed the Caesar

772 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 22:22

( ﾟ -ﾟ) -fags of varying ages too afraid to use the letter a.

773 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 22:43

( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar

774 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 02:09

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.

775 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 02:53

( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar

776 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 08:44

( ﾟ -ﾟ) minima moralia

777 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 14:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) finally getting that attention you asked for

778 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11391 16:58

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walking past a dead animal.

779 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 01:49

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being all cozy in bed on a chilly night and having an unignorable need to urinate.

780 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 02:13

( ﾟ -ﾟ) walking past piles of puke lining the sidewalk every morning

781 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 19:30

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting off the train after a four hour ride and BAM you're in the middle of tent city.

782 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 01:32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned women who killed love and romance

783 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 02:32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wounded my foot somehow and it really hurts, and it's on a part of the heel that I can't get a good angle to look at either.

784 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 03:51

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading Baudrillard and coming to realize you’ll never know the truth

785 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 15:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) boring afternoon...

786 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 17:39

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, chasing after the wind

( ﾟ -ﾟ) What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The more knowledge, the more grief. Everything is meaningless.

787 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 03:02

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything resolves to C minor.

788 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 06:43

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding old console games that I would have loved if I'd found them sooner but am too old and bad at fast reactions now to enjoy.

789 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 09:05

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching your health failing and there's nothing you can do.

790 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 13:17

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cows would hug you if they could, but they can't, so they don't.

791 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11424 01:31

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bashar escaped before the rebels could impale him

792 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 14:16

( ﾟ -ﾟ) sitting in a boring class

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