( ß -ß) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ß -ß) Infinite monkeys with JVM re-writing X-formerly-known-as-Twitter after Elon Musk developed a hard on for Rust
( ß -ß) Infinite monkeys with a universe simulation device recreating Elon Musk.
( ß -ß) Infinite monkeys with NSA SELinux spamming /img/ with CP
( ß -ß) pee doughs
( ß -ß) Lose weight but still visibly fat
( ß -ß) Infinite monkey smell.
( ß -ß) preparing your surface to air missile to shoot down Santa but its a Patriot battery and you don't have the targeting software because its proprietary
( ß -ß) When someone licks his fingers before handling your book
( ß -ß) Infinite monkeys spreading HIV/AIDS
( ß -ß) Everyone forgetting about infinite monkeys and their unique monkey traits because of our finite memories
( ß -ß) Infinite people wasting brainpower on remembering Twelve Monkeys
( ß -ß)Finite monkeys with finite time
( ß -ß) Mom found the QUALITY cabbage.
( ß -ß) Realizing Adorno was right.
( ß -ß) Realizing the gaytriarchy holds all the power the patriarchy used to hold.
( ß -ß) The longhouse is made of would.
( ß -ß) Real LKY air-conditioned pantsu has never been tried.
( ß -ß) Remembering Habermas is still alive.
( ß -ß) Someone made a lot of notes in the front of this book, but not the back.
( ß -ß) Biting myself while chewing gum.
( ß -ß) Wild animals are scared of me.
( ß -ß) going on hentai sites looking for 2D qts only to be graced 3DPD anal p0rnz banner ads
( ß -ß) I used to get billions through USAID and now I get nothing.
( ß -ß) Government corruption is under attack.
( ß -ß) Post-shit clarity
( ß -ß) My ex is dating the bitch she cheated on me with