/dqn/'s official bad post thread. If you feel the need to make an awful, unfunny, useless post, please do it here instead of in other threads. Ever since the ``Niggergate incident" (I hope we all remember that thread?) we have been in desperate need of local quarantine. Please try to limit all tripcode use, 4chan catchphrases, thread derails, etc to this thread so the board will improve.
All 4chan users/tripcode users/trolls welcome.
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*le tokiko face
I'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS
>le
gb2/reddit/ kthxbye
LAWL HOPE U GOT :10bux:
>in b4 shitting dicknipples
Totally the name of my new punk band. Please donate to my <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/90018008135/in-b4-shitting-dicknipples-teh-best-band-evar/">kickstarter</a> so we can afford instruments and elementary lessons, as well as buying a practice space and a recording studio!
FROM THE DESK OF
DR,CHARLES BOSAH
MUTUAL TRUST BANK [P.L.C]
HEAD QUATERS BRANCH
VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
DEAR FRIEND,
My name is DR CHARLES OBOSAH, INTERNAL AUDITOR MUTUAL TRUST BANK PLC. I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of our bank Mr.JONATHAN GHUNIAM with account number 14-255-2004/ASTB/123-99 who perished in an auto-crash in october 15 2003.
Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$9..5m (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), which has been with our branch for a very long time.
On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin.
The banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than four years, because money will be recalled to the bank treasury as unclaimed after this period. In view of this, I decided to seek through internet whom to confine in for this transaction. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased.
So that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.5 million dollars can be paid to your account for sharing. 65% to me and 30% to you, while 5% should be for reimbursement of incidental expenses that may be incured during the transaction or tax as your government may require.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free safe and legal. we have to hire an attorney who will protect you legally,and for benefit of doubt position you as the next of kin and beneficiary.that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer can be finalized as soon as possible.
When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail on this mail box including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers and your address for quick communication.
Your Friend
DR CHARLES OBOSAH
Hay guise, wheres hte button to uplaod imgaes?
thread on autosage?
>thread on autosage?
>mfw this thread is #1 on the thread list, and it takes less than five seconds to compare timestamps with those below
>mfw I have no face
le arrow to the knee
if i impersonate le reddit and le 9gag and parody them until its played out, it'll prove that i hate them and that im better than them!
anyone who disagrees with me about anything is an troll amirite?