/dqn/'s official bad post thread. If you feel the need to make an awful, unfunny, useless post, please do it here instead of in other threads. Ever since the ``Niggergate incident" (I hope we all remember that thread?) we have been in desperate need of local quarantine. Please try to limit all tripcode use, 4chan catchphrases, thread derails, etc to this thread so the board will improve.
All 4chan users/tripcode users/trolls welcome.
Hey /dqn/, how does it feel knowing that the original userbase has almost completely been replaced by normals and 4channers?
>>101
That's not true. We're all just shiptoasting here ironically, pretending to be--ow, my brain just went all funny.
Hay guise wats goin on in this thred
>>104 Namefriend sashiburi!
I am just chillaxin 2da maxin with my best friends here on the dokkyun
Cool man, cool!
Yeah, I am really enjoying it here. I don't really get this anonymity stuff though, haha!
>>107 JOSH GET ON AIM lol
Hi, I'm Espeon the Murrputing cat! Murrputing's what all cats do on computers, it isn't a perverted sexual fetish!
why are women such sluts
i've liked this girl for months and even fapped to her six times and im always super nice why won't she sleep with me
fucking sluts don't like nice guys
>>110
iktf ive jerked to my waifu 1000 times but it hasnt come out of my computer screen :(
woops
>>109
It's funny how Espeon doesn't have to do anything different to be an awful poster.
WHY IS EVERYTHING WORSE THAN IT USED TO BE
>le
gb2/reddit/ kthxbye
( LΦ`) You kids today. Back in my day, when we shiptoasted, we talked about our sexual fantasies involving cartoon ponies.
Espeon's posts make me laugh, because I don't know if he's being a clever troll or just a moron.
WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!
Just jerked off to a map of Japan.
I wish I were lying ;_;
( LΦ`) Did you draw a pair of big googly eyes on it, >>126?
( LΦ`) Japan doesn't do much for me, but oh, Brazil, you naughty minx!
( EΦE) I seriously doubt you've read more about UNIX than I.
Demn wizerd coasted a spel on me. Fukeng wizerd asshowl.
assfowl
LOL peeple cant stop whining abuot this thred
<semi-serious>Does anyone think a permasage like in the AA bar's test thread might fix that?</semi-serious>
Fix this thread, good sir? It is not broken.
#include<shiptoast.h>
le me derping around on derp queue Ann
Captcha: lepotion
>mfw I still can't get le flask
Y U NO LET ME PLAY LE GAME?
FUCKIN NOOBSSS!!!!! STOP POST GO BACK 2 /lounge/ >:(
HEIL! HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!
Death to Anonymous Jones
>>132
not a valid tag without <style>semi-serious {display:block;}</style>
in front of it.
Observe my post number, how it contains two identical digits. Be amazed.
This thread is now about horizontal checksums of post numbers. 3 master race reporting in.
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
Heterosexual consensual intercourse in the missionary position is PIG DISGUSTING. How could anyone ever find it arousing?
alias no='yes n'
[b]test[/b]
[green]test[/green]
>>156
Fuck you, fag.
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157 posts and not a single ship has been toasted.
I am disappoint.
le annal
>>158
http://i.imgur.com/s1Ris.jpg
i think i got it backwards
>no Le Derpette's Diner thread up
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TITFAGS siren siren siren
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MOTHERFUCKER!!!! SON OF A GUN!
IMMA KNCOKR YOUR TEETS IN
i'm the #1 boss of this gym
smell ya later you little shits...
>implying this isn't the most DQN thread of them all
Too many people still bother to post in other threads, ignoring the truth in >>165.
bump for greeeeeeat justice
MOAR
dqn lol
!ESpeoN/nPA> [VGS] Shazbot!
wish i could suck my own cock
DQN, rate my face. http://i.imgur.com/oPuvd.jpg
#jp meetup
http://www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/npd-im-netz-gefaellt-mir-nicht/6457752.html
>mfw a group of people asking for a facebook page to be banned is now considered a "flashmob"
>mfw i am The Faceless
HEYY.
CALL ME I'M SO HOTT AND I HAVE BIG TITS.
LOL SRSLY.
=D
1-203-364-6169
TXT MESSAGE ME OR SEND ME PIX.
<3
ITT the previous poster is a gigantic faggot.
>Le feel when someone copies your thread, desu
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Dear blog today I read Jojo
Should I use and '' or
and "
>implying we should respect your authoriteh :D
``Faggot"
or
``Faggot''
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"Faggot"
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It is a little-known fact that the Japanese word jishin means both "earthquake" and "self-confidence". It also means "hour hand", in reference to the fact that you can set your watch by Japan's earthquakes. In much the same way, the German word Hahn refers both to cockerels and water taps, reflecting the widespread German belief that the plumbing of a house ought to be considered a living being. This is also why German plumbers get paid more than surgeons.
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/olympic-security-firm-calls-for-backup-as-thousands-of-troops-are-put-on-standby-7936575.html
Olympic Games? More like Warzone 2012 amirite