[dark side] Official sithposting thread [post Imperial things] (7)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 06:27

^₯‰v₯_ so we deal in absolutes. deal with it.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 07:44

^₯‰v₯_ FOR THE EMPRAH\whoops, wrong Empire.
^₯‰v₯_ Though I'd love to see the slaughter ensuing if those two Empires met.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 11:58

^₯‰v₯_ The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to sharp-looking power armor that keeps people alive. khh-hoh

^₯‰v₯_ Oh, don't give me that look, like the Republic was shit hot and their medical technology was so much better. I was there: it was not. You know nothing of the Empire's work!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 21:03

^₯‰v₯_ I am your father.

^₯‰v₯_ Stop looking for those perverted anime pictures and go to bed.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 23:50

^₯‰v₯_ I know what you're getting for Christmas.

^₯‰v₯_ I felt your presents.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:04

^₯‰v₯_ The true power of the Sith is rooted in bad puns, not the Dark Side of the Force. Strange but true.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:05

^₯‰v₯_ Luke, I am your father.

^₯‰v₯_ Son, I am disappoint.

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