[BLOG] ITT your daily life. [BITCH&MOAN] (171)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:44

What did you do today?

I slept 13 hours...

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 01:11

>>21 but they might be a delicious human.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:05

played a 1.5 hour long game of dota 2, watched more texhnolyze, drew. talked to a cute girl i used to go to middle school with and made plans to meet up again, even though she's a hikki now.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:09

Got a new internet connection today. It's...4 times faster than what was in the place I moved into. Now I just need more disk space so I can brutally rape the bandwidth.

Also fireworks! ((´^ω^))

25 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6879 13:07

Today I have work, then a battle of the bands in a park which my friends will be playing at.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 14:21

I went for a walk last night at around 2AM. My leg hurt, so I sat down for a rest. I must have fallen asleep, because the next thing I remember it's slightly sunny out and I was waking up outside.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 19:20

Today at work all my co-workers got together and tricked me into eating some awful spicy fruit.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 20:16

>>27
Spicy fruit?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:18

I hung out with a friend and we walked 2 miles in the heat to get ice cream.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:19

My dad is so shitty /livejournal/! "I care about you, I only want you to be happy," he says. "I understand that you care about different things than I do in life," he continues, "And that's alright. But you aren't happy in life, and I know this because you don't care about the same things that I do," he implies, "which is why I'm going to yell at you and beat you and sit in your room for hours watching you sleep until you do," which are what his actions suggest.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:47

>>27
I think maybe they told him the wasabi was guacamole.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 20:17

>>28
Well, whatever it was. It looked like a little tiny deformed pepper. But I've eaten peppers before that had no spice to them. Are peppers not fruit?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 20:46

>>32
ARE WE NOT MEN? WE ARE DEVO!

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 01:22

WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!

35 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6881 08:28

>>33
Think I'm only a spud boy, looking for a real tomato!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:33

Nothing of note yesterday, but I'm applying at a movie rental store tomorrow.

>>35
I want to play DOTA 2 with you. Come on Steam

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 12:35

I slacked off, watched cute little girl cartoons and played VNs. Also stole some dudes IRC nick on the Eris-Free Network after his shell dropped.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 13:43

I woke up at 5, going to go babysit, then read One Piece all day.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:24

WHAT DO THE KHA'AK WANT?

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 17:13

Fuck my job, fuck people, and fuck goals. I don't care anymore, I'm just going to live until I die.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 17:38

I really don't like this thread.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:21

>>41
I don't think this thread really likes you, either!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:22

I shitposted 469 times on 4chan last night.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:51

>>43

> My life is average.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 23:29

Tokiko forced "NSJ" and admits to it, yet non-Tokiko people still use it.

I wonder if Usenet was so easily trolled by teenagers.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 23:29

Today I went to the grocery store. I had decided to make yakisoba, and I needed thin-sliced pork. But when I reached the freezer section, I found myself faced with a conundrum. To my dismay, all of the thin-sliced pork was clearly labeled For Shabu Shabu. Could I use this hallowed meat for a purpose as lowly as yakisoba, mere fried noodles? I searched frantically for some thin-sliced pork that was not labeled so, but to no avail. Pork loin, belly, shoulder, all were set aside for consumers of shabu shabu! I cast about for a solution; I needed to resolve the matter quickly, for I was drawing suspicious glances from the other shoppers.I reached out casually and took hold of a package of shabu shabu meat and slipped it into my basket. Had a keen observer been watching this process, he might have noticed that a slight change had been wrought on the surface of the package; for somehow, during its journey from shelf to basket, it had lost the orange sticker which had so prominently displayed the words Shabu Shabu. It looked like all my sleight-of-hand practice was finally paying off.
As I approached the cashier, I realized I wasn't out of the woods yet. There was a possibility that she would recognize the meat for what it was despite my subterfuge. The fact that I was shopping for yakisoba was made obvious by the other items in my basket, namely noodles, sauce, mayonnaise, and assorted vegetables. Sweat beaded on my brow as I placed my items on the conveyor. Time slowed as the lady swiped my items across the scanner. When she paused with the pork in her hands, I stopped breathing until I realized she was only placing it in a thermal bag. I could hardly slide my card through the reader, and my signature was rendered completely illegible by my shaking hands. As she handed me my receipt, she looked me straight in the eye and said, "Have a nice day."
With those words, I was free. The sunlight shining through the automatic sliding doors beckoned to me like a promise for the future. It was all I could do not to break into a run. Just a few more feet, and-
"Stop right there, sir!"
I stopped and turned around, and dread filled my heart. The voice had emanated from the portly security guard striding toward me. This could only mean that my ruse had been discovered. At the very least, I would be forced to return all of my purchases and get kicked out of the store in disgrace.The only course of action left to me was to throw myself on the mercy of this rotund arbiter of market justice. I was resigned to my fate. Tears welled up in my eyes as I waited for the ax to fall.
"Uh, sir, did you..."
"Yes, it was me, I'm-"
"Did you leave your wallet back there?"
His outstretched hand held a wallet, my wallet. In my haste to escape the store, I had left it at the cashier's counter. The immense relief I felt caused hysterical laughter to bubble from my lips, surprising the security guard a bit. I somehow managed to gain control of myself enough to reach out my own hand to accept the proffered wallet. My elation turned again to horror when I saw that that hand held nestled in its palm the orange sticker which I had stealthily removed from the meat package.
Silence reigned for a moment, as the security guard and I stared at my palm.

"That's a nice sticker!"

He plopped the wallet into my hand and walked away.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 23:32

>>46
tl;dr

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 23:49

>>43
I did over 800 times.

It's so disgusting how there's people who are obsessed with sex.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 00:03

>>48

>dat virgin feel :(

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 01:46

>>48
One day you'll get there, don't worry.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 02:46

Today I watched Wandering Son and read the manga. I also chatted quite a bit on MSN and read some papers on post-structuralism. My dog is acting up because some people are shooting off fireworks, it's awful.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 03:10

I watched magical girl animes all day.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:13

Bought PS2 games, left them on a park bench.

They were stolen.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:34

I see my lover today.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:45

I see >>54's lover tonight.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 18:00

I see >>54's before >>54 and before >>55.

Enjoy your sloppy seconds, guys.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 18:08

>>55

I hope you enjoy him.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 18:35

>>53 WHAT A SURPRISE

59 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6886 19:51

>>51
Did you like it?
>>46
I ejoyed reading that.

Today is going to my longest run yet. 30 minutes. I will make it.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 21:02

God damn it. It's 11 PM, I have two Japanese essays to hand in tomorrow (0% done), and I've just pried myself loose from an IRC discussion of the thermodynamics and logistics failure that is the planet-wide city. And now here I am, with a freshly loaded DQN board to peruse. What the fuck is wrong with me?

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 21:35

>>60

I actually feel upset for you. If I were you I'd probably break down and cry.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 20:32

I have some weird psychological sexual problems and I should probably talk to a shrink about it, but 1) I don't have the money and 2) even if I did, he wouldn't be able to help me anyway.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:00

Is it bad that I want to hear all about >>62's problems, even though I probably won't be able to provide a setution?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 00:50

I slept in until 4pm because I was up all night last night contemplating suicide. Looks like I'm hitting bottom again.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 01:10

>>64
How can you “contemplate” suicide for so long?

Just kill yourself if you want. You have that right.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 01:31

But people rarely actually want to die, >>65.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 01:56

>>65 I tried not that long ago and failed and am presently drowning in medical bills. Would rather not fail again and have even more debt.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 12:36

>>64 should try Primal Scream therapy.
http://awfullibrarybooks.net/?p=20628

69 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6888 14:35

>>67
Life sucks. It also doesn't. You'll never find out either way if you decide to kill yourself.

Don't though. Yes, you have the right. But don't. It's fucking stupid.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 15:31

>>67 Same here. Fortunately I don't have a job, so I can't pay them anyway.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 21:57

Suicide is the noblest way to die and I respect anyone who goes through with it.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 22:23

>>68
Fairly certain research has shown this sort of venting doesn't work.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 06:20

>>71
But the only people who kill themselves are those too weak to live. How can you call a weak person noble? It's much more noble to overcome rather than to succumb.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 07:06

>>72
Nonsense! My friends and I have a daily primal screaming session and it does wonders. We've also found it to be quite an effective method of clearing out playgrounds when we want to use the swings. Sometimes you've gotta ask yourself: what's more important, my mental well-being or my vocal cords?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 15:09

>>73 Death is the only real choice we have the opportunity to take for ourselves in this world. The only way to win is to not play.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 04:10

>>74
your vocal cords and my eardrums.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 05:33

Today I ran, fapped, learned new thing, read a book, and now I am interneting.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 09:31

Today I read about a quarter of Julius Evola's Men Among the Ruins, slept a lot, posted on ODSC, played some Dota 2, and wrote some.

I feel bad about posting in this thread

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:18

>>78

>I feel bad about posting in this thread

No you don't.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:33

From Evola to DQN? Do you require any sort of decompression in between, or do you just jump right into the deep end of DQN DQN LOL?

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:57

I should go to sleep now especially since I stayed up late the past 2 nights but I'm avoiding tomorrow because I know it's going to suck.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 13:56

>>78

Is this in response to finding out about DQN's formerly-resident pedophile-turned-protofascist pedophile or what

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 17:04

>>80
I don't think so, but I'm always kind of in a daze... haven't been sleeping, so maybe I'm always DQN

>>82
Yeah he recommended them. Didn't sleep so read some more.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 18:52

Today I am to treat myself to more of the Maine Interational Film Festival!
I'm going to go see Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry. I've been working hard. I should treat myself.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 19:23

Well, it's time to practice driving. Gotta get my license soon.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 19:33

Wake up around two, check Facebook, take a piss. Now I'm here.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 21:20

Wake up, Eat, go on textboards.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 22:12

>>85
Good luck to you!
I never bothered to get mine because I can't afford a car anyway.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 01:15

Today I went out with someone, ate mushrooms, spend the afternoon really high while screwing around and talking about deconstructionism and mathematical philosophies with some people. Now I'm surfing this here World Wide Web everyone is on these days, discovering new and exciting things. （　´･ω･）

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 02:28

wake up, go to work for 10 hours, return home, eat, go back out, find no mail in my p.o. box, go to the bookstore and dick around, stop by the bar for a pint, come back, and here I am in front of the computer drinking more. I have a full and fucking happy life, I do.

I'm happiest when I'm at work, since there I don't have time to think about what I piece of shit I am.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 02:38

Didn't get to talk with that wonderful girl.
Drank whiskey. Read more Evola. Slept. Drank gin. Fed in LoL. Slept.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 10:38

Accidentally spilled water on my laptop keyboard while super drunk, talked with a bunch of stalkerish freaks from meta-ironic communities online, got pissed off that I haven't been able to go on IRC for days (can't connect to my shell), Skyped with some twitter peeps, tweeted, and got some sushi

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 13:05

>stalkerish freaks from meta-ironic communities

I am intrigued. But my doctor has me on a low-irony diet.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 13:42

Last night I hung out with a girl from /jp/ for a few hours and read manga and had 3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine.

She looks cute sleeping. How very, very awkward. (‘ω‘｀　)

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 19:33

Woke up. Realized it was only 9am. Slept some more. Woke up again. Internetting.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 19:51

Reading >>94 gave me a sort of warm, fuzzy feeling inside. I'm envious, it's so adorable... What happened after that, >>94?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 21:11

>>93
I'm going to throw out a few buzzwords: FYAD, YCS, LF, YTMND, ALOL, Steam, Twitter

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 01:39

Same as yesterday. work, eat, fuck around on internet, sleep.

I always get depressed at night. Maybe it's because I have no companionship.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 03:02

I'm in a livestream, chatting with a friend, playing Runescape and watching The Big O. It's a nice night.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 04:16

>>96
I think I turned her gay.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 07:03

>>100
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reminds me of Punpun.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 19:49

I had a dream that a snake was making hissing noises from the vent so I forced myself to wake up. It was 1am. It turned out to just be the noisy crickets outside. Unfortunately I couldn't manage to get back to sleep and now it's 5am and my sleep schedule is going to be completely fucked.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 02:48

Today I woke up at 7 and ran 3.9 miles in 30 minutes, my furthest yet! Then I went to the film fest and saw one film with a friend and one alone. Now I'm sitting at a bar where the after party is happening. Alone, but I like seeing all the people smile.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 03:38

re: treating my gingivitis
End of Week 2: huh. so I guess my teeth aren't actually that sensitive. I've just been neglecting my oral care for so long that I'm lucky to have gums as good as they are now. The flossing still makes me cry like a bitch though. And it's my own damn fault.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 06:28

Some girl invited me to her place, I said yes (now wondering if it was the right choice)

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 08:17

I'm going to go cry myself to sleep

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 16:28

I woke up at 1pm, ate rice krispies and proceeded to masturbate to a crossdresser. After this I cut my neighbors front and back lawn, then I showered. I made a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich, played some Day-z and WoW. I drove my brother to tennis camp at 4pm and picked him up at 5pm. Now im sitting at my computer patiently waiting for dinner.

takes breath

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 18:16

Woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 21:03

>>108

>Day-z

That game is great. A bunch of us play it on another imageboard from time to time.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 03:09

Two of my better friends from middle school and high school are getting married to each other. My best friend since elementary school is now driving to the wedding. I wasn't invited, and there isn't really a reason why. Hell, I met each of those three before they met each other, even!

Way to rub in my lonely pathetic existence, guys.

111 Name: Nameless Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ : 1993-09-6914 05:21

I'll let you people know what I did. Sure thing.
I played that terrible Trading Hatress 2 game. Some day I'll earn enough to trade for a real game!
And then...then it was said to me that I should make a post here; if I posted with a tripcode I'd be given some earbuds. A simple enough request. Shouldn't be any trouble at all.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 05:35

>>111 Not worth it, imo.

Today I worked instead of going to Bon Festival. I am a little bummed. I guess I'll have to plan better next year...

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 07:57

The power went out, and I somehow woke up because of that.

114 Name: THE REAL TOKIKO!IP.OM4DORU : 1993-09-6914 11:24

btw i'm not 111. hes some random fuck ffomr /jp/ on 4chan who is TRYING to be me but FAILING SO GODDAMN HARD AT IT!!!

LETS SEE TODYA DTODAY TODAY (DRUNK FORVGIVE ME LOL1!)

LAst night I played L4D2 with some VIPPER. Espeon wanted to play with us but the other people didnt like him so I said no to him. I think he got really depressed so I feel guilty.. the server was full though, it's not like he could have played with us anyway. I feel so bad for him!!!!! He always seems so depressed I just want to give him a uhg. I wrote up a sick post in world2ch's blog thread (whoa! fuckin META!), chatted on IRC some, and passed out. It's beem fcucking hot here. 95 F. What the fuck thats not supposed to be like that in oregon11 jesus christ gtet your shit together weather. Well I passed out and woke up at like 2 or 3 PM. Drank some water, stared at the ceiling, talled to this girl .Then ,my dad took me to the beahh. I bought sunflower seeds TEhy were so godo. I like sunfllwer seeds Played some Counter-Strike and jerked off to some Doujins. Decided itd be fun to drink some gin so *WEPLP here i am!!! im drink1!! BTW Ive also been listening to Doom Metal msiuic. Its the best cuz 1. good guitar 2. good vocals 3. interesting themes ``PAECE OUT HOMIES''

ps ticks why did u ignore meo n irc ?? r u amad at me agiani dont get u at all.. youre such a wirdo.. hehehehe

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 12:14

>>114
See, this is how it starts. You get to that age, 17-18, and you start drinking. Then you start smoking. Before long, you've dropped out of college and you're injecting cocaine while listening to pirated MP3s on the sidewalk.

I worry for you, Robert.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 13:22

>>115
i know i said this besfore but i really think its cool when you do the "real names" thing. every time u see a post thta you think is mine make sure to go "Haha! Great post Tokiko!" or "Robert!" because it really improves the quality of the thread and board at large. (P:S this iswnt shitposting beause its a bad thread already and w/e)

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 15:25

>>116
I seriously don't know what to call you. You change handle every other day.

118 Name: Nameless Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ : 1993-09-6914 19:27

>>114

>hes some random fuck ffomr /jp/ on 4chan who is TRYING to be me but FAILING SO GODDAMN HARD AT IT!!!

but the problem with that statement is that I'm not even doing that. I'm not you. I'm not trying to be you. I'm not trying to make people think I am you. When people try to accuse me of being you I try to convince them otherwise in any way I possibly can, short of divulging personal information I wouldn't comfortable with revealing. (And I fear that, even if I were to do so, there would still be those who would refuse to believe me)

Doom Metal huh? mite b cool. Personally I quite enjoy the Power Metal band Lost Horizon. I don't listen to much other Power Metal, or even Metal at all, but Lost Horizon really has that perfect blend of gravitas and ridiculousness.

119 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6915 03:38

Today I woke up, ran, fapped, broke into a trailer that technically belongs to us but was locked and scored all kinds of awesome tools and parts, which I then used to test a spark plug on my moped. The problem was not the spark plug. Which means the problem is something else. Which sucks because if it was I could just buy another spark plug and then the moped would be good as new.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 04:18

>>114
I haven't been paying attention to IRC for a couple days. You should get yourself on Rizon and let HIM know if you're playing PFRPG because he's excited and wants more players. You're not going to disappoint him, are you?!

Also, work on your drunk typing. You're too old now for that kind of gibberish!

121 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6915 23:53

Is this a brawling thread? May I join the fray?

Tonight, I'm going to bed at 0400. Yesterday I went at 0500 and the day before yesterday - at 0600. I assume my life is changing for the better.

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