[Envy] ITT the previous poster does not deserve his good fortune [Lucky bastard] (8)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 11:44

>>0 was made to share not only a room but also a bed with his twin sister by his parents, who wanted to reduce sibling rivalry, until the age of 25. His parents remained open-minded even as their relationship turned into a frequently-consummated incestuous romance during puberty, which continues to this day. Also, brother-sister incest is completely legal, as long as no children are born, in the place where the couple now live together.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 18:06

>>1 has a full-time job testing and reviewing prototypes at TENGA.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 19:44

>>2 owns three apartments in three different countries, each of which he shares with a different girlfriend whom he's managing to keep ignorant about the other two.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 20:30

>>3 has forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 22:44

This morning >>4 was awoken by his alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy.
He then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.
After that, he turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. He watched this while eating his breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, >>4 gets into his national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door >>4 deposits any mail he has to be sent out via the US postal service and drops the kids off at the public school.
Then, after spending the day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, >>4 drives back to his house which has not burned down in his absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshall's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.
>>4 then logs onto the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and posts on freerepublic and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 01:58

>>5 can post completely wide of the mark but avoid any serious repercussions or ridicule thanks to beaing able to post anonymously

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 04:33

>>5
Wow. I swear I've seen that somewhere before. Did you just type that now?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 05:58

Laughs are held for >>7, for his ridicule is limited only to this post.

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