Previously: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176024772/
Each serving of DQN provides 170% of your daily allowance of love.
DQN is fully retrocompatible with VIP if you dust over some of the connections with graphite, tape a few pins, and write an entirely new driver.
DQN is made of 10% stainless steel and 90% rust.
DQN can let you be condescending at any time in any place.
>>463
I don't know what a subreddit is and I don't want to know. See also: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1332599092.
>>465
If your life so far were to be portrayed as a landscape painting, what would it look like?
>>5
this poster actually posted in the correct thread FROM THE FUTURE. it will all make sense in 458 posts.
The official currency of the Elitist Superstructure is the ｗ.
"Elitist Superstructure" is an anagram of "Erectile trust pursuits"
Tha maximum GET per thread is 100,000
Next post is dubs :D Make sure to check 'em d00d!!!! :D
A captcha will never be <i>cirque</i>.
ピカ
Rain mosquitoes.
The mods are all female.
The tripcode users are all sexy beautiful women
889‰ of people can trace their ancestry back to DQN
#Archduke for the S32G yall, is actually the king of Botswana.
The Yoshinoya kopipe was originally composed in France in the year 1590. It was traditionally read aloud during banquets, accompanied by trumpets and electric guitars.
There are currently 6 faces in the box
In 1492 the Pax Tsukuru funded a voyage to India by fated professor Jay Squeeksand, however they did not know that Shii had already sailed to the USA in a cardboard box many years before and founded the city of 4-ch on the west coast where today you can find the wild clonepas running about.
DQN is also an anagram of a Slavic word for 'salmon'.
DQN has a surface area of more than 200,000 square metres.
Experienced DQN are no longer subject to natural selection.
In an emergency situation, a fully grown DQN can be used as a floatation device.
DQN has been proven effective in double blind scientific trials at curing cancer.
Excess DQN in the atmosphere can lead to the formation of mitten shaped clouds.
DQN is the by-product of illegal time-travel experimentation by the Nazis during WW2
DQN is a valid command in most programming languages. No one is quite sure what it does, though.
Unbeknownst to many, the presidential oath was originally "DQN DQN LOL".
DQN is the chemical formula of unrequited love.
DQN is a cheap but very toxic plastic additive that might cause DQN allergy in children of those who contacted with it any point. Fortunately, it's currently banned in 57 countries including all members of G-20.
DQN is autological.
DQN is a DARPA-funded project to map and reverse-engineer the human brain.
DQN is where your mother told you not to let anyone touch.
When asked to cite his theory of gravity, Isaac Newton said "It was all thanks to DQN"
The Elitist Superstructure is legally classed as a brothel for tax purposes.
DQN is a name of a classified CIA file that describes true murderers of President Kennedy.
This is post #42. You can see how paradigm shifted between the first and the last few posts.
fun^10*int^40=DQN
Recent studies suggest that between 80% and 90% of the population of DQN are cephalopods.
DQN stands for "Dick you in"
In the Japanese language, the so-called "DQN form" of a verb is a little known conjugation used to express that there is a perverted double meaning to the sentence. To conjugate it, simply take the ます stem of a verb, then append 「ロリといっしょ」.
The aborted 3D sequel to Commander Keen, which eventually became DOOM, granted the player full raygun ammo and an Atomic Pogo Stick upgrade upon entering the cheat code IDDQN.
On the seventh day, God didn't actually rest. He created DQN instead.
It has not been conclusively proven that browsing DQN isn't the meaning of life.
RAND corporation still maintains their test-MUD, developed in the 60s to demonstrate decision theory, as the Digital Query Network, most commonly known by its public-facing initialism, DQN.
DQN backwards is VIP.
DQN has a 100% mortality rate.
DQN was in fact created on September -60225, 1993
All threads were contributed to by mail and compiled in monthly journals
"DQN" is a pangram in more than forty different languages.
DQN has begun as a quarterly digest catering to young gentlemen. It provided various useful tips on style and etiquette, compiled lists of interesting facts and curiosities and responded with valuable advice to the mails of its keen readers.
As the subscriber base grew - whilst some writers and editors were getting themselves and the magazine in legal trouble, while science couldn't keep up with discoveries and inventions - the incoming mail portion grew in size to the point of taking the entire volume, the editors finally walling themselves off, hiding behind "the views do not necessarily reflect..." disclaimer and letting the readers advice each other. Thus saving a hefty sum with every issue that became monthly.
The integral from -x to x of DQN is always 56.
DQN is flammable, inflammable and nonflammable, all at the same time..
DQN was the winner of Saimoe 1993.
Although records indicate that many ancient peoples were aware of DQN, modern scientists are only now beginning to study it. There are plenty of exciting discoveries waiting to be made!
On average, people commit DQN eight times per year without even realising.
The DQN radio station broadcasts nonsense in 38 different languages for half an hour every day. The station is known for frustrating the FCC and other communications regulators, as many efforts have been made to pinpoint the source of the transmission, but none have succeeded. Some theorists believe the broadcaster -- a lisped, baritone male voice popularly known as "Daddy" -- lives in a dinghy somewhere along the Gulf Stream, and powers the transmissions with a small group of salmon.
DQN is a highly volatile compound known to cause arthritis in carrier pigeons. It is produced as a byproduct of Tibetan axe grinding when the grindstone is first soaked in milk.
DQN is a portmanteau of a malapropism and a palindrome constituting an anagram of a neologism of a pangram that is also a shibboleth of a nonstandard conjugation of the archaic form of an obscure ancient Greek word meaning "cute".
DQN= DiQs out for haraNbe
No DQN has ever been observed to breed in captivity.
Something being described as "DQN quality" actually means that it evokes in the reader/viewer a faint, wistful sadness due to an awareness of the general imperfect and impermanent nature of reality.
Mouse mutants lacking the gene coding for the DQN protein were shown to develop Alzheimer's disease more frequently, but gained the ability to talk.
DQN will tuck you in at night and kiss you on the forehead if you ask nicely.
DQN has surpassed Frozen this weekend for highest grossing animated feature.
DQN has a beautiful smile, but an unfortunate resting bitch face.
DQN is ほかほか and うきうき, and occasionally すべすべ, but never under any circumstances もそもそ.
DQN had a successful music career, back in the day.
DQN DQN LOL is actually the last post a lifelong DQN poster makes before dying.
DQN will track you down and destroy you. If you are reading this then it is already too late for you.
DQN is to be taken once every 8 hours in order to cure the symptoms
DQN is the only thing that can save you from yourself.
DQN is completely impenetrable and definitively retractable.
In a piece of code, naming at least one variable, function, class or other programming construct "dqn" will cause the entire script to run up to 4% faster, but will also result in all outputs being displayed in backwards ROT13.
DQN can be found on 5 of the 6 continents.
DQN should be stored in a cool, dry place, out of the reach of catgirls and bunnygirls.
DQN is the cutest substance known to man.
DQN repeats itself every 100 years
This is the third cycle
DQN is DQN incarnate.
DQN has a special buy two get one free deal on Thursdays.
DQN is low in calories, but high in energy.
DQN is high speed low drag
87% of survey respondents said that they would support reinstating capital punishment for the sole purpose of dealing with DQN, with the remaining 13% saying that capital punishment was not enough and another, worse punishment was needed.
DQN is, in fact, not.
DQN is at least 1200 years old, older than Gensokyo itself.
No Filipino is safe from DQN
DQN is a recursive acronym, wherein the D itself stands for DQN, the Q stands for QN, and the N stands for N.
DQN shares over 99.9% of its DNA with the floral banded wobbegong.
More than 90% of the traffic across the Tor network is directed towards DQN, contributing significantly to why it is so slow to access any other sites.
If a DQN is left uncuddled for more than two hours at a time, it will die of cuddle deprivation.
DQN is actively browsed by approximately 10,000,000 people, of whom approximately 9,999,994 are lurkers who never post anything.
DQN is infamous for being calorically rich.
According to ancient Chinese custom, licking a DQN's ears is said to bring good fortune.
Before being bumped, this thread was at the absolute bottom of the catalogue.
"Absolute bottom" is a slang term in the gay community to refer to the most submissive males.
DQN cannot be described in fewer than ten words.
DQN will persist for decades to come, maybe even into 1994
An urban legend dating from 1993 claims that if, at midnight on the 30th of September, you turn all the lights off, draw a pair of mittens on a piece of paper, surround it with lit novelty fart-scented candles, and chant "bumsex" 22 times, you will be transmogrified into a DQN.
The average DQN spends a lot of time in front of a computer, occasionally pushing air out of their nostrils at faster-than-normal rates when they read something amusing. It's like a muted laugh.
Every day a DQN wakes up and is no closer to his life goals than he was in 1992.
The American Board of Neurological Surgery has recently issued a formal statement regarding the controversial so-called "DQN maneuver", which has led to the deaths of over 200 patients, saying that they've "totally got it this time" and that "it's going to be so worth it when you see how cool this looks".
DQN is gay and its dick is small.