[PART II] ITT we make up DQN fun facts [CITATION NEEDED] (114)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 12:09

Previously: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176024772/

Each serving of DQN provides 170% of your daily allowance of love.

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8809 20:31

If a DQN is left uncuddled for more than two hours at a time, it will die of cuddle deprivation.

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8810 09:04

DQN is actively browsed by approximately 10,000,000 people, of whom approximately 9,999,994 are lurkers who never post anything.

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8811 02:38

DQN is infamous for being calorically rich.

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8811 21:24

According to ancient Chinese custom, licking a DQN's ears is said to bring good fortune.

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9006 01:40

Before being bumped, this thread was at the absolute bottom of the catalogue.

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9006 19:01

"Absolute bottom" is a slang term in the gay community to refer to the most submissive males.

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9006 19:16

The skin of a healthy young DQN is covered in a fine, dusty powder that protects it from harmful UV rays. Unfortunately, it takes a couple of days to repowder after a shower.

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9006 21:07

DQN cannot be described in fewer than ten words.

109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9007 01:17

DQN will persist for decades to come, maybe even into 1994

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9007 20:28

An urban legend dating from 1993 claims that if, at midnight on the 30th of September, you turn all the lights off, draw a pair of mittens on a piece of paper, surround it with lit novelty fart-scented candles, and chant "bumsex" 22 times, you will be transmogrified into a DQN.

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9007 21:04

The average DQN spends a lot of time in front of a computer, occasionally pushing air out of their nostrils at faster-than-normal rates when they read something amusing. It's like a muted laugh.

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9009 08:49

Every day a DQN wakes up and is no closer to his life goals than he was in 1992.

113 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11160 09:53

The American Board of Neurological Surgery has recently issued a formal statement regarding the controversial so-called "DQN maneuver", which has led to the deaths of over 200 patients, saying that they've "totally got it this time" and that "it's going to be so worth it when you see how cool this looks".

114 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11161 10:13

DQN is gay and its dick is small.

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