ITT The previous poster is a pervert (152)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 23:58

>>0 died during auto-erotic asphyxiation.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 02:42

>>106 likes to distend his gaynus.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 20:09

>>107 fucked someone's ass with the horn of a unicorn costume, and then had the same thing done to him by someone else wearing a unicorn costume.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 20:45

>>108 custom sews hermaphroditic unicorn costumes based on MLP characters.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 20:56

>>109 sniffs girls shoes when they're not looking

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 23:57

Walking through >>110's house and not touching anything that had his body fluids on it is like playing Touhou on lunatic mode.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 18:56

>>111 Fisted a horse while wearing a boxing glove.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7308 19:01

>>112 Named his penis "Rocky" and wanks it with a boxing glove.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 18:16

>>113 gets his dick sucked by a vacuum cleaner.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 00:41

>>114 Uses a model of Asuka Langley as a cumrag.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7316 00:44

>>115 fantasizes about Gendo Ikari being his daddy.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 01:37

>>116 Fucked a whale in the blowhole.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 13:04

>>117 created a piñata of Zardoz so he could beat it with his evil penis.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 21:55

>>118 is spooning a bard.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 23:50

>>119 bought the Cock Flavored Soup mix and was disappointed that it didn't taste like the cock he expected.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 17:04

>>120 has a naked lady fetish.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 18:34

>>121 loves urethral sounding

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 21:54

>>122 Shoved a rabbit up his ass because gerbils weren't good enough for hi anymore.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 21:49

>>123 took a man in a rabbit suit up his ass while quoting Bugs Bunny.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 14:20

>>124 Held an enormous crap in for 2 weeks, so he could amazing anal stimulation, and have a gape that lasts all day.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 16:03

>>125 can only achieve orgasm while reading this thread.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 01:34

>>126 can't achieve orgasm even when reading this thread, because it still lacks that Special Extra Something.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 13:17

>>127 made me want to achieve orgasm RIGHT NOW

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 17:42

>>128 Built a fleshlight that simulates having a domina step on his penis with high heels.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 03:32

>>129 is on a mission to develop the best faux shit formula to use with his fleshlight anus.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 01:14

>>130 sculpts Formula 1 car models out of poop.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 17:42

>>131 Has anal beads that use bowling balls.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 02:01

>>132 touches my tra-la-la.

vc: tuneable

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 15:19

>>133 Has oval shaped nipples from using nipple clamps for too long.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 16:34

>>134 makes a double peace sign while orgasming

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 20:32

>>135 never produced anything VIP quality

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 00:09

>>136 Had a tongue extension to look like >>136's favorite Ahegao picture.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 19:00

>>137 Disguised himself as a urinal to get more golden showers.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 18:34

>>138 is such a pervert that he became bisexual because he exhausted every piece of straight pornography in the known universe.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 22:18

>>139 wasn't satisfied by mere bisexuality and is a pansexual.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 23:52

>>140 knows that you can't spell "amusement" without "semen".

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 02:35

>>141 is a PENIS EXPERT.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 22:52

>>142 Has sex with retarded people and records it on video. He calls it "Tardcore"

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 15:52

>>143 wrote the cooking with semen cookbook.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 18:06

>>144 Read the book and enjoyed it.

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7528 03:00

>>145 bred a new strain of cucumber that's 70% more dildonic than the standard variety, and calls it the cuCUMber.

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7528 05:06

>>146 Travels around the world to take one of every cock in the animal kingdom

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7528 18:54

>>147 knows you can't spell "happiness" without P E N I S.

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7528 23:48

>>148 Bought the Dodge Challenger Scat Pack and created a Night Shift Nurses itaisha out of it.

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 23:32

>>149 giggled when he read 'dildonic'

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 23:40

>>150 masturbates to erotic drawings of Beavis & Butt-head.

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7540 21:37

When >>151's penis was too sore from excessive masturbation, he put Novocaine on it, and continued fapping.

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