ITT we make the kitty say embarrasing things (9)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 00:31

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           : {ミ。○   O} : my period just started
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ and i don't have any
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : tampons
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^l
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿:
           ,ゝ    丿
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2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 00:33

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           Y       Y
           : {ミ。○   O} : i havent gone poo
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ poo for two and a half
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : weeks
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^l
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿:
           ,ゝ    丿
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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 00:36

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           Y       Y
           : {ミ。○   O} : i made a warm spot
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ and now everyone is
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : swimming in it uh oh
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^l oh no i should do
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿: something shouldnt i
           ,ゝ    丿
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4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 09:07

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           Y       Y
           : {ミ。○   O} : At my age, nothing
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ is better for the skin
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : than the spunk of a
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^l young stranger.
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿:Spread your protien
           ,ゝ    丿 lotion around my body
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5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 10:08


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           Y       Y
           : {ミ。○   O} : i like to play
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ with my poop
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : but last time
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^l someone found me....
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿: ....And I think it was dad
           ,ゝ    丿 ...I am a baaaad boy.
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6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 15:16

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           : {ミ。○   O} : I hope
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ my parents don't
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : realize what
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^I took from
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿: their bedroom drawer
           ,ゝ    丿
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7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 01:08

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           Y       Y
           : {ミ。○   O} : I just smoked
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ a bunch of weed
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : after I woke up
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^I hope my teacher
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿: doesn't notice I
           ,ゝ    丿 am totally stoned.
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8 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 16:24

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           : {ミ。○   O} : I just bumped an
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ ancient thread that
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : didn't deserve to be
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^I bumped.
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿:
           ,ゝ    丿 What's wrong with me?
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9 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10151 01:34

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           Y       Y
           : {ミ。○   O} : I finally submitted
            〉、゙゙~ rュ "ソ by reply and I forgot
            :∧   /^^}^Y} : to select Text Art
            : {ヽ. Y   人 ノY^I formatting!!!
            :Y  Y⌒ヽ_丿:
           ,ゝ    丿 Why am I so stupid?!
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