[CYOA] Choose Your Own Adventure! [Collaborative] (126)

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 00:49

"Bear bear bear," you begin tirelessly, "Who is life? What do I scrape off of the sun? When is God? Where is the ketchup? Why are the answers?"

The bear's capacity for sympathy seems to be slowly fading as your ridiculous rant continues, but you pay no attention.

"I mean really, bear, I'm just an insignificant spot - no, speck - no, spigot in this horrendous vortex, signifying nothing. Oh, but with what ugly gall does this meaningless affliction of life continue to prance, with such self-deluded importance. Anything we do is but a mere distraction, a vacant buttery sideshow in an empty theater. We are our only audience."

The bear takes his paw off your arm, now looking bored and a little hungry.

To continue your existential rant, go to >>22.
To proposition the bear for a piggy-back ride, go to >>19.

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