The woman hands you a slip of paper, upon which is written Fee: $5 per caw.

"What on earth is this?" you ask.

"It's a cawfee, of course." she replies, giving you a look which suggests that she is questioning your relative mental capacity.

To purchase a caw, go to >>55
To punch the woman in the face for her insolence, go to >>48
To leave the café and go play video games instead, go to >>6