[CYOA] Choose Your Own Adventure! [Collaborative] (126)

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 05:08

"Hey shark! Are you always gonna let that bear swing you 'round like you ain't no thang?" you demand.

The shark says something sharky.

"Don't give me that. You gotta have more respect for yo'self, sistah!"

Your sisterbear growls curiously.

"No, I didn't mean you. Sister was a figurative term."

Your sisterbear growls in disappointment.

"Anyway, shark, it's time to show that bear that she ain't the boss of you!"

The bear and shark begin quibbling with a confusing series of snarls and grunts. They gnash and they claw, they groan and they mumble. You are not quite sure how anything substantial might be communicated through these primitive sounds, but you assume that the bear and shark know instinctively through years of evolution how to interpret the subtle nuances.

Finally, the two stop arguing. They seem to have come to an agreement. You are the true enemy.

The bear throws a shark at you. Now you have ruined a perfectly good afternoon by being dead. You didn't even make any bone tools.

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