[MYSTERY] Murder Mystery Thread [MURDER] (117)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:07

Oh no, >>0 has been murdered!

>>2, inspect the body and tell us what you find. I've phoned for a detective; he should be here some time around >>8. In the mean time, >>3-7, come up with some theories!

101 Name: Minister of Sedition : 1993-09-7149 12:40

>>100
I would never do such a thing, and I can't stand the thought of living under a government that would accuse me of such! Let's burn down the capital and throw out those bums in charge!

102 Name: Minister of Packing Something : 1993-09-7149 16:05

I'll pack the powder!

103 Name: Minister of Battle Cries : 1993-09-7149 16:50

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
OBLITERATE THE CABAL!
NEW THREAD!

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 18:17

Now that the ministers are all gone, let's get back to finding out who the murderer is!

105 Name: Minister of Finding things : 1993-09-7149 18:40

Where did they go?

106 Name: Informant : 1993-09-7149 18:47

Secret anti-government meeting place

107 Name: Dramaqueen of DQN : 1993-09-7150 01:42

WHAT! HOW DARE ARE YOU TO LEAVE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!

EVERYONE, GO TO THE DUNGEON! MINISTER OF REPEATING TELL OTHER MINISTERS TO GO TO THE DUNGEON!!

108 Name: Minister of Causeless Rebelling : 1993-09-7150 01:56

Sorry, toots, I'm the minister of causeless rebelling now. I'm gonna ride into the sunset.

109 Name: Minidyrt og Deungeons : 1993-09-7150 02:37

Why do I have to deal with all of those people?

110 Name: Minister of Unconscious Retrospective Negative Emo Reflecting : 1993-09-7150 13:12

I do not think that we are meant by the history to survive.
We do not need queens. We do not need dungeons.

Let us find the murderer and murder him. Then shall we keep
murdering, for the end of the humankind is inevitable.

111 Name: Pooply, detective : 1993-09-7218 13:41

― At ease, ministers. Name's Pooply, detective. I see you got yourself a bunch of stiffs and nobody to solve the crime.
With these words a coated man looking exactly like Harrison Ford in Blade Runner entered the room. Clearly he was a bitter cop, unknown to pleasures of everyday life, a man who long abandoned his dreams.

112 Name: Minister of Observation : 1993-09-7218 14:19

Pooply here appears to be narrating current events.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 19:08

Detective Pooply demanded, "So, where is the first victim? Lead me to the crime scene. I will catch that rascal in no time!"
Ministers just stood there, surprised and speechless because of Pooply's narrative.
"Come on, you lazy slobs!" detective Pooply urged them, "Crime won't solve itself. I will solve it."

114 Name: Flustered Reporter : 1993-09-7408 02:40

This just in! I'm reporting from the scene of the crime, and it appears police have just found a new piece of evidence. It's...it's a fairly nice shirt!!

115 Name: Minister of Knitting : 1993-09-7408 03:02

It's not mine, all my shirts are fairly bad.

116 Name: Minister of Dancing : 1993-09-7498 23:25

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　It is my duty to dance now.
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　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

117 Name: Minister of VORUDEMOTO : 1993-09-8567 14:13

VORUDEMOTO has been requested by a VORUDEMOTO request form filled out in triplicate and double sealed.
It will now be presented
VORUDEMOTO

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