Sorry, toots, I'm the minister of causeless rebelling now. I'm gonna ride into the sunset.
Why do I have to deal with all of those people?
I do not think that we are meant by the history to survive.
We do not need queens. We do not need dungeons.
Let us find the murderer and murder him. Then shall we keep
murdering, for the end of the humankind is inevitable.
― At ease, ministers. Name's Pooply, detective. I see you got yourself a bunch of stiffs and nobody to solve the crime.
With these words a coated man looking exactly like Harrison Ford in Blade Runner entered the room. Clearly he was a bitter cop, unknown to pleasures of everyday life, a man who long abandoned his dreams.
Pooply here appears to be narrating current events.
Detective Pooply demanded, "So, where is the first victim? Lead me to the crime scene. I will catch that rascal in no time!"
Ministers just stood there, surprised and speechless because of Pooply's narrative.
"Come on, you lazy slobs!" detective Pooply urged them, "Crime won't solve itself. I will solve it."
This just in! I'm reporting from the scene of the crime, and it appears police have just found a new piece of evidence. It's...it's a fairly nice shirt!!
It's not mine, all my shirts are fairly bad.
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