[MYSTERY] Murder Mystery Thread [MURDER] (117)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:07

Oh no, >>0 has been murdered!

>>2, inspect the body and tell us what you find. I've phoned for a detective; he should be here some time around >>8. In the mean time, >>3-7, come up with some theories!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:27

The body's filled with garbage. Just trash. Banana peels, coffee grinds, cans, the works!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:27

The body is missing its left buttock. However, the resulting wound was not fatal because all the blood had been already sucked off in an unknown way.

Judging by the presence of a penis and a beard, the deceased was a middle-aged white male.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 00:32

I say, either >>2 or >>3 is a liar. I say, one of them is a murder.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 01:04

There's a red "D" written on the wall. It smells like blood...

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 01:05

>>5
A D made of blood. Blood D. Bloody! The murderer must have been British!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 01:37

It is not a "D", it is a rather hastily written "O". Blood-O! The murderer is clearly a clumsy American.

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