( ˃ Д˂) WHAT? IS THAT NO-GOOD HALF-WIT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DETECTIVE OF MINE SLEEPING ON THE JOB AG-
　
　
―( ﾟДº)―･∵. BANG
　
　
( ﾟДº∴. Oh g-god...I've been shot...tell my wife...I can't make it to the play tonight...
　
　
( xдx∴.
　
　
( xдx∴.
　
　
( ˃ Дx∴. AND SOMEBODY GET ME THAT GODDAMN STIFF DRINK!