[SEXUALITY] ITT post the last thing you masturbated to [DQN] (69)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:03

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Waterhouse_Hylas_and_the_Nymphs_Manchester_Art_Gallery_1896.15.jpg

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:26

dude

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:27

This will end well, I just know it.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:34

I hate that people deny their urges, male and female. I've always considered DQN a liberal-ish website where I can escape from that sort of thing, thanks to anonymity.

/shortrant

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 22:12

the urge to lewd is a creative urge also

-brokunin

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 23:54

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/14700000/Beautifull-cat-cats-14749885-1600-1200.jpg

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 00:39

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Arnold%27s_Cat_Map_animation_%2874px%2C_zoomed%2C_labelled%29.gif

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 01:43

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 04:44

this is a very bad thread
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 also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nd0eKuPJaA
it's the only thing I masturbate to

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 08:09

>>9
whoa

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 08:38

!?

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ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 18:21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40DXJxUWOJw&t=1m55s

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 19:48

>>9
I'm still waiting for the artist to release the uncensored version of this. No joke.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 22:09

del

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 22:16

>>13
He has pictures on his blog, at least.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 22:43

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dK2XLCzXdY

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 00:12

https://vk.com/video-47868030_164231981

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 06:46

Y'all are a bunch of weirdos.

Why can't you masturbate to something normal and wholesome, like

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/825544

NOTE: not safe for work. Probably not safe at home either.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 06:59

A Yumi Kazama JAV. She's my favorite JAV actress.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 10:19

>>18
('A`,,) Jesus Christ

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 19:35

>>20
No, that isn't Jesus. (;;o_o)
Well, the human could be. (>_<;)

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 19:49

What's up with >>21's weird faces
Am I going crazy or are they kind of out of the ordinary

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 20:35

>>9
What the fuck.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 02:24

That's not an "or" question, >>22.

>>23, I agree. Who would fantasize about that, when they could fantasize about getting a blowjob from a unicorn instead?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 12:24

>>21
Technically, Princess Celestia is both a god and a pony, which is kind of alike to Jesus Christ being a human god.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 15:55

>>25
And she has a nice butt, which is why I masturbate to erotic art of her.

I am deeply ashamed. All these years of watching anime and I never sexualized an animated character this way. Now the one I really want to fuck is a cartoon unicorn goddess creature. In all honesty I have no idea why. Perhaps she is the idealized magical mother figure I lacked growing up. Perhaps it's Nicole Oliver's voice acting.

Because I am an American, it occurs to me that I should sue Lauren Faust for ruining my life.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 17:50

>>26

>Now the one I really want to fuck is a cartoon unicorn goddess creature.
>Perhaps she is the idealized magical mother figure I lacked growing up.

That doesn't really explain things. In fact, it makes them more complicated.

Not that I'm one to judge at all, I'm just saying.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 21:51

IZM ICD-62

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 02:19

>>27
Those of us whose childhoods lacked a sympathetic maternal figure often find ourselves drawn to intelligent and powerful female figures later in life. This is often accompanied by a deep and instinctual desire to defer and submit, even, or especially, in a sexual context.

And, this being /dqn/, I shall let you supply your own punchline.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 21:05

Hmm. The punchline should be:

"Your bizarre and repugnant paraphilias are disgusting, and would make you unemployable if you spoke of them openly, but other people's bizarre and repugnant paraphilias are enshrined as civil rights and society is so terrified to offend or criticize them that anyone who does so risks being charged under the new Federal THOUGHTCRIME, uh, I mean 'hate crime' laws."

Does that work, for 21st Century 'Murrika? OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL INGSOC

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 12:57

>>9
sorry to revive an old thread, but I am really curious what this video was.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 14:44

Cybersex on Shangrila MUX

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 17:37

>>30
quality post

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 17:38

A Sharp X68000

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 02:45

>>31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PyO50ocyY

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 01:49

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59b505e731bf5

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 03:01

>>36
Fuck yeah!

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 04:58

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/crazy-in-love--the-japanese-man--married--to-a-hologram-10920994

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9369 17:23

a doctor a mental patient and a virgin

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9370 20:56

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41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9371 00:54

Reposting >>9 for the future.
http://www.mediafire.com/?22kt8ktjwxw9sy1

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9371 04:00

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/steelmagnificat/2019/03/was-jesus-really-sexually-abused/

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9371 15:54

https://i.imgur.com/joU5lgn.jpg

i have a thing for uncut cocks and tummy hair uwu

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9371 18:38

>>43
then have I got an cock and wispy tummy hair for YOU

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9373 02:51

>>44 well? post it already, slut

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 15:22

www.skunkgirl.club

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9380 05:15

it disgusts me that the state of dqn today is such that a thread like this can exist. you are all shameless. also, fat anime girls

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 04:03

>>47
This is a 2000+ day old thread!

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 05:22

https://threatpost.com/cartoon-network-hacked/144263/

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9397 02:19

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7063587/Japanese-woman-lived-3-800-years-ago-high-alcohol-tolerance.html

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9397 17:17

>>47 Don't talk about shameless posts on this website with such poor capitalisation! Pure laziness!

The last thing I masturbated to was naughty pics a girl sent me of herself!

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9400 15:45

a mental fantasy about being slapped and choked and having my ass destroyed by an older dad who keeps saying he's gonna "fuck the sass out of me"

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9414 03:44

>>51

Does her body look just like this girl type? http://hitir.com/marinership/1503463118/enstore/habituated/1560071854/authentical/carouse/Zm9yX2VtYWlscy9ieV9ibG9ja3NldF9pZC8yNTMwLzEzMjAwM19jb250ZW50X3pvbmVfMV8xNTQzMjY3MDM5XzEuanBn

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9414 07:30

>>53 She has a nicer gash but smaller boobs than your pic

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9414 13:16

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8nXTSxUYAYGdZc.jpg

the whole torogao + glasses askew in the heat of the moment type situation really got me going, idk

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9487 15:41

https://exhentai.org/g/1467189/aff17e6d9e/

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 02:56

An eromanga called "Climax Girl", it's part of a trend lately where (I am starting to concern myself) because I used to never really be able to stand sadistic elements for years and suddenly in the past few months...

anyway the extant translation has major errors, it was kind of a turn off

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 03:24

https://news.sky.com/story/robot-pole-dancers-to-debut-at-french-nightclub-11799391

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 17:41

>>1
>>58
Excellent taste.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Bloodfart/571800/Shulkie-AS-fishnet

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9593 00:37

The last 12 seconds of this on a loop
https://xhamster.com/videos/teen-friend-pov-12895195

61 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 14:00

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62 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:02

I miss the /img/ thread, it was nice

63 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 18:37

maybe new bps will give us an imageboard again, just this time not running board software from 1991

64 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 19:23

>>62 it was exactly the opposite of nice and you know it.

65 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 01:20

https://xhamster.com/videos/goddesses-play-with-each-other-xhUeipn

66 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 16:17

[SEXUALITY] Bump this thread each time you masturbate! [DQN]

67 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 16:18

>>66 you are forgiven

68 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 06:33

https://xhamster.com/videos/shemales-getting-their-arses-full-of-cum-xhJbE5V

69 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 11:04

Had hot sex with a mentally unstable girl last night, masturbated just now to the memory

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