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Interesting times, yesterday I learned how to use bird feathers to increase the magnetic receptivity of my brain. Very very interesting because this gives me the TELEPATHY SIDDHI. When a bitch is thinking about me I feel it, i sense it, I fantasize about it and I dream it. Then I go to the woman and play out what she thinks HAHA. Major Siddhar developments going on since 2 days. Krishna ARRIVED MOTHERFUCKERS.
Wow. They really don't get it.
I just heard from Demand Progress that pro-NSA forces in Congress are pushing for a new senate version of CISPA! AGAIN!
CISPA is the terrible anti-privacy bill that would allow, even encourage, corporations to share your private data with the government (including the NSA) and face no legal backlash for doing so.
Tell your Senators, no new CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
It's absurd that they should introduce an anti-privacy bill at a time when Americans are already loudly voicing their opposition to the NSA's invasive mass surveillance programs.
CISPA would make it even easier for them to spy on us. Click here to tell your Senators to oppose CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
The pro-NSA legislators pushing this bill want to grant legal immunity to corporations that share your data with the federal government. They're trying to cover their tracks. We can't let them.
Tell your Senators, NO CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
Thanks.
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Warning: This episode contains spoilers for future episodes
looking for a funny sneeze comic
a comic something like every time i sneeze i turn into a girl with a dick, and then another sneeze it something else and the last one is i turn into a fridge with a dick.
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I was actually thinking of someone on here once saying that LFS stood for something vulgar about "horse penis up your butt" in Hungarian or something. Though he could have just been making that up.
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Oct 22, 03 at 1:27am ^re: Voice Samples
AS long as there KOF songs I will be ok with it. I sometimes download diddo and Korn songs from the net and listen to them every day.
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Ugh, you know that track "Sandstorm"? The one by Darude? I fucking hate that track.
A few nights ago, I was doing a set for this "rave" (believe me, I rolled my eyes hard at that description) for this stupid pre-finals bullshit thing that some high school on the rich side of town was holding. Since it was a "rave", I actually brought proper breakbeat hardcore, some bleep-and-bass, some 90s cheese techno shite, and some other happy hardcore-ish stuff.
The little fucks would not take it.
I kept getting these little rich cunts coming up to me in the middle of the set demanding that I play some Tiesto, some Deadmau5, and a bunch of other (probably) club-friendly shite that I couldn't identify. Then, it got even worse.
This little fucker had the nerve to ask me to play "Sandstorm". I said, "Sandstorm?" She replied, "Yeah, by Darude. Y'know, Sandstorm." I figured telling her that I didn't have that song would shut her up. I was wrong.
Ten minutes later, she returned. In her hand, she had a goddamn copy of Sandstorm on CD. Yes, she had the actual single on CD. Now, I was playing on vinyl turntables, so obviously that wasn't going to work. I explained this to her.
She just would not get it.
She kept demanding that I stop my set right in the fucking middle, right after I got everything all perfectly beatmatched, and throw the fucking CD on the turntable. She even had the gall to attempt to grab the tonearm on one of the turntables.
Finally, I had enough. I turned both turntables off, unplugged the mixer, and demanded that the lights be turned on. I turned to her, took a deep breath, and yelled right in her face, "No, I will not play 'Sandstorm', you little cunt! Stop fucking harassing me about it!"
She broke down crying and ran out of the gym. One of the faculty, who the fuck cares who, demanded that I leave immediately.
I got kicked out of the event without even getting my fee. This has taught me two things: a) Kids have no fucking taste in music and b) Get the organiser to pay up-front next time.
Also, I fucking hate "Sandstorm". That, and fucking punk kids who think that I'm their human jukebox.
hogfor ("seaworthy") Shortened to HG, then pronounced by Norwegian and Danish sailors as "hah gay".
I'm not entirely sure that intentionally going to a Carrot Top show is less embarrassing than knowing who Ron Jeremy is.
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Kabitokaii: THANKS OBAMA
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I never bought this book I don't know why it is showing up. Hope you did not charge me for this please check your records.
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A terrified and good and not very rich engineer helped the bald programmer.
>> why
The devil made me do it.
>> why
For the love of the programmer.
Requiem, Rex Tremendae
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Gravity: Just another male theory that holds women down.
what is known as The Moment. How long it takes for a developer to experience The Moment is correlated with how closely they are to the metal. I'm not sure if it's the solder, the silicon, or the flux, but it seeps into your mind and slowly, but surely, The Moment will happen.
The project is going swimingly well. Smoother than normal, actually. The calm before the storm. Suddenly, abruptly, your device fails. Maybe you were there, maybe someone else reported it; neither makes it less mysterious. You brush it off with more important things to do. It happens again. Now it bothers you; top priority. You try for hours to make it happen consistently. No amount of tin foil, bunny ears, or interpretive dance will make it happen again. So you give up, you start steel plating the code. Paranoid error checking everywhere, setting variables twice, resetting, extra padding on all the timing parameters. PARANOIA. You code begins to look like a lunatic wrote it. But the bug never happens again. Your paranoia and double guessing fixed the problem.
The Moment! From then on, whenever something doesn't quite feel right with your projects, you start inserting strange, almost ritualistic incantations in your code. If anyone asks why you decided to sleep for 14.23ms instead of the prescribed 10ms, you just call them a devil and run away back to your ancient cross compiling GCC and make a sacrifice to the Upstream Gods.
I feel for the author. From that Moment on, his code will never be the same. His sanity, now left on the cutting room floor along with the trust he once had in Datasheets and Programming Manuals.
The woman was 45 years old with thick curly black hair that fell to her shoulders.
She stood 5 foot 6 inches tall and was an overweight 150lbs. Her 38D tits sagged
without the support of a bra and the rest of her measurements were a 30-inch waist
and 36-inch hips.
The two elves stared at the cunt juice that was running down the inside of her leg
from her hairy front hole as she snarled, "Right you little bastards, I want cock."
Out of nowhere I tackle you on the sidewalk, sitting on your neck.
The dress of my cirno cosplay riding up, the cellophane wings becoming crooked, I lower my balls into your mouth, the shaft of my penis resting against the side of your nose, pinching off one nostril.
You struggle for breath and resist at first, but eventually the salty taste is too haunting and you begin to lick it off of my scrotum, the back of your tongue relaxing enough to let a little air back into your windpipe.
Your lingual massages feel pleasant, but aren't really doing it for me. I use the nail of my index finger to lift the tip of my penis and drop it onto your right eye again and again. pat pata pat pata.
Each time that it glances off the side of your nose the negative pressure of your panting holds your nostril closed for a second longer than it strictly needs to.
Now that I'm hard, I start slowly rubbing the top of the shaft with my palm, pushing its soft underbelly onto your face as the taste slowly fades from my scrotum.
I change my wrist position to accommodate a faster rub and the underside of my penis begins to twitch, flexing and unflexing a series of sphincter muscles squeezing precum and then cum out onto your blapharoplastied eyelids.
You've always had a secret fetish for getting jizz in your eye so you make an effort to keep them open, but your eyelashes do their job and block my semen from entering.
I stand up, my penis already shrinking and receding into my body. The balls you'd grown to love retracting back up into my abdomen, ovulating, producing eggs you have no hope of ever fertilizing.
I fix my dress and step into the waiting limo, my muscular boyfriend welcoming me in nothing but green boxer briefs and striped gym socks.
"Did you have a good time?" he asks, tossing the cork from a champagne bottle out the still open door; knocking the jizm loose from your eyelashes as it impacts your cheek.
"Yeah..." I say, idly surprised at myself, inspecting a champagne flute for any dust or other particulates, "I had a good time."
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
(The purpose of this series of stories is to show the children, and even those who have already taken up the study of history, the home life of the colonists with whom they meet in their books. To this end every effort has been made to avoid anything savoring of romance, and to deal only with facts, so far as that is possible, while describing the daily life of those people who conquered the wilderness whether for conscience sake or for gain.)
Do you want aliens? That's how you get aliens.
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Is there something you find sexual and want to try that others are likely to find disgusting?
Yes. Please let me buy games on GoG that I can already download for free legally elsewhere.
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LGBT-related anime and manga
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you R a drummer already dude
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01 Title screen
02 Options Screen
03 Difficulty Settings
04 Automap showing 1 1
06 To the right is a SWITCH to the left is the GOLD "key"
12 Flying view of mummy
17 Map view of 1 4
18 Mummy about to be toasted by Pheonix rod
23 Mummy biting it
24 Thing whos name I know not about to die
26 He's dead
31 Giant Skull bad thing
35 Giant Skull being rained on
38 Big brown guys about to get a beating
39 Another Big brown guy
40 Brown guy getting popped
41 Razor blade dudes attacking
45 Big brown guys attacking
48 Razor guy attacking again
52 Bad snake guys
58 Automap view of 3 6
59 Giant Minator guy
62 Minotor guy attacking snake guy
76 Minoror guy attacking
86 Blue key thing
87 Giant Skull attacking
92 Giant Skull eating the cock of death
94 Wings of Wrath item
96 Wings of Wrath item
97 Phoenix Rod
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Yeah, but there are lasting immaterial rewards for all of that work, like going to Target and seeing the game you slaved on last year priced at $9.95 on the Bargain Software rack.
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With a twinkle in his eye and a skip in his step, RMS slammed his sky-blue Chevette's rusted-out car door and turned on heel toward the MIT Zoo entrance. Today was a Sunday, and RMS had decided the daily stresses of Free Software, the GPL, and his crazy drug-smoking habits could go away for just one afternoon while he enjoyed the zoo."That'll be twenty-five dollars, sir," the lady at the admission booth said glumly. She looked at RMS expectantly."I was expecting this zoo to be Free," RMS stated loudly, eyes darting around to gauge onlookers' reactions. There were none: RMS's capital F had went unnoticed. "Can you ensure me that this money will not help fund..."The admissions lady cut him off. "Twenty-five dollars, or twenty bucks with a Bawls can," the lady cut in.With a grumble and shake of his beard, RMS handed over twenty five of his hard-earned dollars. Considering that the GPL works to unemploy programmers, one must wonder where this money came from.By evening, RMS found himself in front of the penguin exhibit. He felt himself start to sweat, which would have been no surprise-his thick, full, grizzly beard was worth a thousand down comforters-except that he was wearing only a pair of nylon biking shorts and a travel pack around his waist. He stared at his hands. What was wrong?"Awk" a nearby bird squawked. RMS wheeled in the direction the screech had come from. He was met with the steely, unfeeling stares of a penguin. "Awk! Ooooh God, the penguin said awk... Lord, lord lord, it's GNU/Linux. The penguin is Tux!!!" RMS blurted out. He felt dizzy, and cold sweat now washed over his brittle, hairy chest. He looked this way and that. From nearby a bird again squawked."Awk! Awk! Awwwwk!!!"RMS ran as fast as his atrophied hippie-programmer legs could carry him, right through a gate and into an exhibit. He realized what he had done, and before he could turn around, he heard a low, ominous sound. Like the Devil's riding mower."Moooooooooooooooo!"RMS gasped and darted his eyes around him as he stood deathly still."MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"RMS was standing in the Gnu section, and it seemed these bull yaks were in rut and ready to mate with the first hairy thing with a hole in its center they found. Bad luck for RMS and his beard. Just then he felt cloven hooves push him down, and the world became fuzzy. RMS blacked out and remembered no more.もののあはれ
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can't for the life of me imagine why she deleted her tumblr account.
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It is either scary or hilarious how many programmers were created by the desire to cheat in video games.
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I dislike HTML5 with a passion – java-script is a joke of a language; no classes, weak types etc… I moved to flash pretty much directly after I wrote this article which is only slightly better than java-script as a language but has no adoption problems like silverlight did.
Apple devices are pretty much the only ones not to support flash, which is a shame, but it still remains the one platform with the greatest reach dispite HTML5′s inroads. It will be years before HTML5 is even on level terms with flash; there is no way you can replace all the tools, shared knowledge and infrastructure quickly enough for HTML5 to become dominant any time soon. :)
You don't understand the concept of "a lot of missiles" unless you've seen Macross.
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