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Tak and the power of Juju
アルコールで出来てます。年上を敬わないが、年下からも敬わられません。埼玉の実家には一面、ラベンダー畑が。一年中アレルギーなんで、はたから見たら蓄膿症に勘違いされます。ジャックブラックに似てると言われます、なんとなく存在が。
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Evolution of Laws to Control Firearm Use
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Hungarian LFS community
Also Racist: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Because Latinos and other immigrants are simply unable to comprehend the concept of smearing stuff on sliced bread and this kind of White Man magic scares and oppresses them.
Pharaoh's Dance
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some fractal Borgesian nightmare, like something an autistic Dungeons and Dragons player who got high on meth drew
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Advanced Engineering Mathematics
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Nobuko Yoshiya
山口組
Fish: Finally, a command line shell for the Obamacare sites and useful apps
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Expo 2020
cherry orchard
Its funny that you responded to my post with two posts, nine days apart.
This leads me to believe you actually spent time thinking of these responses, you probably think they are rather clever, they are not.
The "faults" you "tolerate" are your own.
You assimilate the fallacies of your own thought process.
You are essentially the logical equivalent of a human centipede.
Your feelings of isolation are a product of this, they are likely exacerbated by the narcissism you display in your posts.
>tfw no catgirl gf to purr on your dick, or wrap her soft fluffy tail around your waist during intercourse
>tfw no playful nips on your neck while you stroke her hears
>tfw no "nyan~! X3" when you first stick it in
so it's kind of like taking things
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racist - A statement of surrender during an argument. When two people or disputants are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the side that first says "Racist!" has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying "Resign" during a chess game, or "Uncle" during a schoolyard fight. Originally, the term was meant to indicate that one side was accusing the other of being racist, but once it was noticed that people only resorted to this tactic when all other arguments had been exhausted, it acquired its new meaning of "indicating one's own concession of defeat."
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi）and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き！ (The young miss loves hot things!)
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ゴム - おっくせんまん！
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My dad said something about Detroit that would offend many people. He said "Detroit looks Hiroshima the day after the atomic bomb exploded"
This post is a one hundred percent genuine CTRL+V directly from the clipboard and not blatantly composed from scratch via manual keystrokes. You can't prove that it isn't.
>>592
So, the first known dog's name was kind of like "Bow-wow", right?
haha guys this is so magnificent. I just teach my own mother about how serpent energy of krishna and buddha is real stuff and how anyone who knows the truth can present themselves as THE authority. I told my mom that i went on this rightiouss quest to change this earth and that i got exposed to a million things and that i had to battle all of them to come to this point of understanding. And then I gave her this serpent wisdom (The TRUTH) but i told her who that truth belongs to: JESUS. So i told her go to bed and say the words JESUS CHRIST 100 times for 1 week every night and just experience what happens and if she dont like it just quit it and the energy will leave as energy is always temporarly. THen I walk outside and see this comet in the sky and i immediatly become disoriented lol. I truely have no clue what in godsname is going on here but it is amazing. When you are a rightiouss being you invite the devil. Its crazy man, you can be a SATANIST and SATAN WILL LAUGH AT YOU and you turn into his puppet. But the moment you start talking about Jesus Christ wow this Crazy Mental Spiritual Warfare will take on porportions unimaginable. Do you want to become rightiouss? Well there is a big price you will pay and this is just how it SEEMS TO BE... UNTILL that authority comes back haha.
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AKIBirth of this universe, AKIBurn into your memory
A・K・I・B・A(Fu～☆) AKIBA-POP!
Landsknecht Sang
Die Drummen, die Drummen
Well fuck me with a swiffer wet jet, I am an idiot.
I gotta get in on this scene
Mark my words, Lisp will rise again. And it will run great on Amiga.
The Chiquita Banana logo was created for United Fruit Company in 1944 by Dik Browne, who is perhaps best known for his Hägar the Horrible comic strip.
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting. "Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That's your mom. Your mom does that.
It is not violated. The mass leaks into another universe.
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涼しい記号 tattoo
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Need a hand there trooper?
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i'm a stormtrooper
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Why dont you get your hand off your cock and chat w me
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my hand is on my blaster
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You on the sex chat network? I wanna watch you jerk off to me
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i'm on the death star
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Hey signup real quick to the network before this thing makes us disconnect, it doesnt last long
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>>614
I have a huge crush on a girl from work who is from Hunan...
Wall o'human shaped holes. Find the one meant for you,get nakey & crawl in. Come out looking like a spaghetti noodle. Maximum jimmy rustlage
Leggy teen doll having rid of smut cocoa hose
Are we just living ghosts,
Waiting to be freed?
Stuck at a tipping point,
We never dare exceed?
And what if no-one comes,
To liberate our souls?
And all of this is all there is,
To make us whole?
Has anyone really considered the ramifications of letting a handheld robot get you off? What if it remembered the next day, and maybe told all its robot friends in its snarky boopity-beep language?
>>618
I think a lot of this board has.
Someone was just trying to sum it up in 140 chars for cowards / the lazy.
Formally Undecidable Propositions of Principia Mathematica and Related Systems
Linux is far too fragmented to call itself "An OS", it is practically 10-20 very different beasts, all with different sub-beasts within, and zero coordination between them, in fact they seem to revel in their 'singularity'.
Once upon a time, a little boy finished his first year of elementary school. It had been a very tough transition from pre-school to kindergarten, but he had worked very hard at learning to read and he made a lot of friends. His dad said, "Son, you did a great job this year, and as a reward, I will get you a present. What would you like?"
"I want one pink ping pong ball," said the boy. His dad thought that was strange and asked why. The son said, "Don't worry about it, I'll tell you when I graduate from high school."
The next year, he finished first grade, and once again his dad was very proud of him. He was doing really well in math and spelling, and he had lots of friends. "Son," said his dad, "You had a great year. What would you like for a present?" "I want five pink ping pong balls," said his son. "What are you going to do with all these pink ping pong balls?" asked his dad. "I'll tell you when I graduate," said the son.
A few years later, the son finished 6th grade. It was another tough transition into middle school, but he had kept his grades up and he was still playing soccer. His dad said, "Son, you did a great job this year. What would you like for a present?" The son said, " I want 100 pink ping pong balls." "Son," said the dad, exasperated, "what are you doing with all of these ping pong balls?" "I'll tell you when I graduate," he replied.
Freshman year: going to high school was tough, but still good. He ran for student council VP and won. He also made the varsity soccer team and started playing football. His dad was so proud of him. "Son, you are amazing! I will get you a big present this year. What do you want?" "I want 1000 pink ping pong balls," said his son. "Tell me what you're doing with all of these pink ping pong balls!" demanded his father. "I'll tell you when I graduate," said his son.
Sophomore year was another great one. He was reelected to the vice presidency, and played varsity football and soccer. He also joined 6 clubs and got his driver's license. "Wow son, I'm so proud of you," said his dad. "I'll get you a really nice present. What do you want?" "I want 5000 pink ping pong balls," said his son. "Son, what could you possibly want with 5000 pink ping pong balls?" said his dad. "I'll tell you when I graduate," said the son.
Junior year was very tough academically, but he still got straight A's. He also got perfect SAT scores, was a captain of soccer and football, was the president of his class, and was a member of every club in the school. His dad was overwhelmed. "You are the best son any father could ask for. I will give you anything you want! I'll get you a car, a laptop-- anything! What do you want, son?" "Dad, I want 10000 pink ping pong balls," said the son. His father couldn't believe it. "Son, what are you doing with all of these ping pong balls," he asked. "I'll tell you next year when I graduate," he said.
Senior year was perfect. He was the valedictorian, captain of every sports team in the school, a member of every club, and got into every college he applied to, including Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Oxford, and Cambridge. He was also very sexy. "Son," said his dad, "You are the greatest person on the face of the earth. It is a privilege to be your father. I will give you anything you want. Money, cars, a house-- anything you want, you name it, it's yours. I am so proud of you." "Dad, I want 100,000 pink ping pong balls," said his son. "Son, you're a senior now. Please tell me what you're doing will all of these ping pong balls." "I'll tell you tomorrow night after graduation," said his son.
The next day, the son was driving to graduation and was involved in a horrible car accident. The doctors told his dad that he was in very critical condition. His dad went over to his bed and told him he loved him and how proud he was. Then he asked the question that had ben plaguing him for so many years: "Son," he said, "I have to know. What are you doing with all of those pink ping pong balls?"
The son opened his mouth to answer him... and died.
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A medium-sized creature that can be found hopping through the grassland.
peter greenaway
Slowbeef is not the World's First Let's Player, especially when it comes to YouTube.
I Am.
This video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6SMJnXndD0
Originally uploaded on YouTube on July 20th, 2006, the Burton VS FEAR series was made/edited using the revolutionary Picture-in-Picture with Gameplay method in October of 2005. It was titled BURTON VS FEAR. The video was uploaded to FileFront, managed by GameFront, and hosted there for several years. They were later uploaded to YouTube in July of 2006. Seeking a promotion at work, and being intimidated to remove my Burton VS FEAR series, I made the videos Private, keeping them on YouTube. The INTERNAL timestamp on the video STILL says July 20th, 2006 -HOWEVER - the upload date reads August 3rd, 2013 BECAUSE I made it public and YouTube's system changed the date for unknown reasons. Other videos that are still private have their old timestamp, HOWEVER, if you READ THE COMMENTS you can clearly see they are 7+ years old.
The proof video showing the internal timestamps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYdiV_pwTM
My Main and Current channel:
http://www.youtube.com/TheAwesomeIncarnate
My old channel:
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Chicken sexers in Japan lament the decline of an industry
In her article “Japanese Mothers and Obentos: The Lunch-Box as Ideological State Apparatus,” Anne Allison discussed the meaning of obentos. The Japanese educational system is highly centralized, with the national Ministry of Education determining the curriculum and approving textbooks. Nursery school, though overseen by the Ministry, is generally private and isn’t compulsory, though attendance is high. According to Allison, it functions much like kindergarten in the U.S., focusing less on content than on how to be a student. Of particular importance are the ability to transition from home life to the public sphere of a bureaucratic state institution and socialization into norms of group life, including cooperation and emphasis on the collective rather than the individual.
The obento was seen as an important element of this process. It was a token of home, and more specifically, of mom. The willingness to make elaborate, creative obentos was used as a measure of a woman’s commitment to the mothering role.
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you'll never feel the complex intelligence of your espeon's mind joining with your own as cuddle him gently, combing your fingers though his silky lavender fur.
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DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.1. say your name ten times.2. say your mom's name five times.3. say your crushes three times.4. paste this to four other games.If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck.SEND THIS TO 4 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS..see
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but the song is beautiful
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bad website
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>>647
while not present in the original, I find the fact that the tank appears to be grinding Bob into gibs in this pasting rather amusing.
Placing metal rings around the penis is hazardous: the penis may become irreversibly engorged, with blood circulation stopped and capillaries damaged, leading to necrosis of the penis if the ring is not removed before irreversible damage occurs.
