[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 23:47

"In my view, that all adds up to underhanded practices at the very least."

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 01:48

"Your unbridled profanity triggers fond memories of my father as he worked on stuff in the garage, lol."

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 12:24

"Just glad I can listen! Work just isn’t the same without broken bouncing mixed-up radio-waves ^. ^"

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 17:53

"I wouldn't have been surprised if she had started trying to eat people with her vagina; that I might have been more ok with, because then I'd at least know the author was trying to piss me off."

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:41

"Smoked Gouda with embedded sausage bits."

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 22:00

"are you proud of that? birds can do that"

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 08:49

"Can't say I'm surprised about that."

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 03:16

"Pumpkin pie without whipped cream is like a cop without a moustache."

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 04:04

"In Penis name, Amen."

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 19:33

Yo, sorry for delay in replying. I will study engineering. And thanx! :)

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 00:51

"omg are these people serious"

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 01:37

"IM TRYING TO FIND AS MANY WAYS TO PUT UP THE VOLUME, BUT I RAN OUT."

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 10:59

"Mike was right, that flower did look like a limp dick, because there is a very sexual, mostly phallic emphasis on the setup and photography of his flowers."

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 15:05

"Awesome!!! I love her belly and want to kiss or lick her belly"

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 21:55

"should plug my dildos soon"

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 03:34

"i donse now"

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 13:22

"All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 22:07

"i love you so much i think aput you evre day i wich to be you i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 00:06

"they've been nice so far... the real troll magnetic seem to be religion, politics, rape, and boys liking My little Pony"

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 12:21

"I want to eat Mitoboru"

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:20

"Seems like Christina Aguilera got killed and replaced by a lizard hybrid being which also could be still synthetical."

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 08:40

"Garfield is dope OG tru NEET comin at ya in all his feline fury"

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 12:06

"i recommend you try another sport! ... like knitting!"

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 08:05

I impregnated my character's wife once by shoving a lilypie tracker into her signature without warning

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 04:39

"Step 5 is a load of dick. Sounds like you want a no fun zone."

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 20:19

"In a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a cute girl you'd say you are?"

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:12

"You sound/look like a gay!!!"

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:41

"If you see that again...it's time to stop liking betas"

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 13:45

"It does likely contain pure rhinoceros testosterone along with 40 ounces of steroids, adrenaline, cocaine, anger induced LSD, and bath salts."

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 17:12

yes please, and beer after a dry month

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 03:26

dafuq with all that comment, and pls no mature things around here =_=

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 09:35

"My mind is brightest thing in the universe. I am blinding everyone."

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 00:37

""bollocks" actually means "balls" i.e. testicles. While somewhat synonymous with bull shit, bollocks is slightly more offensive. One rarely hears "bull shite", but one does hear bull's bollocks, which may be more offensive than either bull shit or non-specified bollocks. Bull shit is more synonymous with bullock shit, bollock should not be confused with bullock, which used to mean any young bull, but now means an ox which used to be a young bull but no longer is, as it has had its bollocks removed Oh, bugger all! I think I've buggered up this explanation, its all a bunch of bollocks shit."

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 05:05

Nobody in America wants to take over the Middle East, militarily or culturally. Even if we did want to "make them like America" they already consume a ton of American media, although a lot of times it is censored. And frankly, if you don't think the Middle East would benefit from an American/Western Europe-like standard of living and secularism, I don't know what to say to you.

So yeah it was a pretty fucking stupid thing of anon's friend to say.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 05:35

"thomas its her facebook u dont controll her she can do what she wants so back off x"

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 16:35

“Sega had done what NintenDONT”

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 22:22

"So tell me, does it burn when you urinate? Pfft, that's nothing compared to this giant statue that PISSES LAVA"

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 18:51

a My Little Pony pony

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 19:18

"Seconding the suggestion for kittensmashing."

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 17:08

"Holy Shit... O_O Thats just cruel genocide but I guess they deserve it."

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 21:07

"This is quite possibly the stupidest movie ever. Not even the writer knows what it's about."

43 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7474 01:20

"clarification for all you weirdos: espeon is a FOX, NOT a CAT!!!"

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 14:10

"Neato. Now I will have to bug my sister so that at least one of us can do this."

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 20:15

"I feel your pain,my friend and I considered ourselves quite good gamers back in the day but THIS game still remains unbeaten by us."

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 20:36

"It's like how a fat ugly guy just happens to be attracted to fat ugly bitches. It's no coincidence. The dickbrain is wise, and it trains it's human host to crave that which can realistically be obtained. No gooks around here, so they're dead to me and my dick."

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7477 00:54

"I sometimes feel guilty killing cacodemons because they're so cute."

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 01:41

" hello tribe it is time this week we will feed the foolish ones to our great god crogsnawf"

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 20:47

dangit Mark, it seems like you've been saying it more and more. It's "Beside the point", not "besides the point". Beside = next to. example, "Slender man standing beside you bed" Besides only works when it is grammatically separated, because it acts as a preposition, like "Besides, I poop from there anyway."

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 15:43

"I'm running out of semens!!!"

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 16:15

"Sad news everybody: Despite finding a bass player and all, ♥Kankles♥ will be disbanding. Most of the members (aside from Phister, who is finally going into rehab) will be going on to form the straight-edge, vegan, Christian scremo act †InHisName†."

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 02:14

"IM GETTIN HONEY JUST THANKING ABOUT IT"

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 04:30

"It looks like they must be Miao (Hmong), from the Rongshui Miao Autonomous County (融水苗族自治县, Róngshuǐ Miáozú Zìzhìxiàn), which is under the jurisdiction of Liuzhou City (柳州市, Liǔzhōu Shì), in the Guangxi province of southern China."

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:13

"Also, shame on you for insulting cats. They are one of the wisest and most organized of the races. They are deadly warriors, skilled at traveling through space, and stand resolute against moon beasts, the cats of Saturn, and other minions of Nyarlathotep."

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 21:49

EDIT: GUYS PLEASE BE CAREFUL READING THIS BECAUSE I THINK I’M STARTING TO GET A BLACKOUT FROM SHEER ANGER AND I’M ONLY ON HIS FIRST “REASON”

EDIT 2: HEY, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, SINCE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO TAG THIS AS, PLEASE JUST… TRY NOT TO READ THAT OK? HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT STUFF LIKE… DEPRESSION AND SELF-HARM AND HOW THAT…. IS A RESULT OF BEING A CONFIDENT GIRL AND STUFF… AND HOW ANTIDEPRESSANTS ARE A SUBSTITUTE FOR “A MAN’S LOVING EMBRACE” AND IT TOOK ME 10 MINUTES TO TYPE THIS BECAUSE I’M DIZZY AND HARDLY BREATHING AND I’M HAVING A BLACKOUT.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:00

USB memory keys are small devices that plug into a USB port and appear as large removeable disk drives - in 2002 you can get ones that can store 128 megabytes, and soon there will be 1 Gigabyte versions. You can copy files to them as if they were a disk, remove the memory key and carry the data away on

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 00:26

Wow! What a load of sh*t! Truly atrocious in every which way imaginable.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 14:16

"Supernatural is a bogus term. If something exists it exists and if it exists it's natural. So far there has been nothing pointing towards anything that doesn't exist that exists."

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 01:03

"Although the song was far too gangsta (sorry for the pun) for me, I really could feel the emotions coming through this song!"

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 01:16

"Well isn't it obvious? He has no life and chooses to try and annoy people on the internet."

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 14:15

"Good God stays silent and The Great Evil rules this land"

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 02:05

Yayoi, the old Japanese name for the month of March, means "new life.” It implies that spring is coming soon...I certainly hope so with the frigid winter we have been having this year!

The only national holiday in Yayoi is Shunbun no hi, or Vernal Equinox Day, on March 20th or 21st. Once Shunbun no hi passes, cherry blossom season and the time for spring celebrations is not too far away.

The Hina Matsuri (Doll Festival), or Girls' Day, falls on March 3rd and is one of the most popular celebrations this month. Families with young daughters set up doll displays of the imperial court around mid-February. Moreover, families prepare delicious foods like chirashi sushi and strawberry daifuku and offer prayers for the girls' health, fortune, and happiness. Once March 3rd elapses, however, the dolls are quickly stored away owing to an old superstition that the longer the dolls remain, the older the girls will be when they get married.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 15:32

This person is not worthy of my enlightenment in any way what-so-ever. He continuiously pringles his dingus to the point at which it it unrecognizible to any man on earth... Except one. The man of which I am speaking is a despicible one, indeed. He enjoys fondling fluid-covered flounder fetuses frequently. Also, he partakes in the practice of precisely picking potatoes, pepperoni, and penises for his pepperoni potato penis pizza party (This party will proceed on March 69th 2069). His name by which he is called by his former comrades is Zakob. Zakob Zakob Zakob. Zakob2012. Killavanilla has been demoted to Pingas Monkey 3rd Class

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 20:53

"The Gradient Backgrounds are really cool."

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 21:03

Under this sun and sky, we are warmly hailing Andrew!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 23:58

Shame on you . God give u wisdom .u put this Vedio by purpose with godly Vedio .leave the sin . U have nothing to do . This kind of Vedio not effect on us . U r dirty mind person .

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:24

The moral of the story: Don't steal your friend's donuts or else a giant devil will destroy the city.

Or is it don't shoot off the devil's horn while he eats donuts?

Or that donuts are awesome and are worth waging war against the forces of evil and the paranormal over...?

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 15:55

Go back to reddit and sit in your poopy diaper until mommy comes home.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 12:47

"This item turned my daughters ears green and also got badly infected with them in I wud not recommend this item for children one bit"

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 02:57

"I would say this is definately comfort food; the faggots have a very soft texture and are obviously quite calorific; the taste is peppery and mild but a little sickly. Onto the gravy … this is nice and rich and cuts through the creamy mash."

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 08:18

He's so hot OMG) ) he's about 46 and he's still unbelievably hot . I wish I was that lucky woman who does bang bang with him)) I do love him )his voice is very sexy isn't it? Moms, do more mixed race boys and girls they are so cute and beautiful

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 17:31

What a degenerate display of race mixing and general perversion. These fucking Jews will put anything on TV to destroy our society. Unfortunately, there is only one way to stop them, and I think we all know what that is.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:45

Nay, Mjolnir! Bad! Thou art a hammer, thy shoes will not even fit!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 12:13

Keep a pair of scissors or shears or a knife handy in case you have to cut off rope in a furry.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 23:15

I definitely prefer MOO1. It feels more like a refined strategic game, whereas MOO2 is less about typical 4X play and more about coming up with broken custom race/tech combos. MOO1 is Civilization in space, MOO2 is Magic the Gathering in space.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 18:39

I read a book by a former CIA officer who was told by a Syrian in the fifties "I have alwoays considered ripping off the government to be a patriotic act."

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 13:58

Are We not human? If you cut Us, do We not bleed? (Metaphorically speaking cuz, If you cut ME I will end you.. :D)

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 18:04

"Why does everyone have little sisters?"

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 20:50

"_ADSKDNZXKcnajksdbhjkasbgdashkdbgashdbasjkdb aksdb ajksdbhasjkbd jorge en tanga YOUR MOTHER IS A MOTHERFUCKER........ AND YOU PETS............. AND YOUR sister.............. AND YOU"

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 21:19

There is an interesting tendency in Traveller we notice from time to time: the desire to reduce everything to formula and leave nothing to imagination or judgement. We came up with the number 120,000 tons from the air. Just made it up -- no formulas, no computer programs, no tables on which we rolled dice. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 07:31

Desperado, why don't you crush your dick in your girlfriends pussy? Oh wait, you don't have either of them. You should change your name to desperate.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 19:12

Am I the only person who thought that Tom Felton was extra sexy with his platinum blond hair? I mean he’s beautiful no matter what, but when I see pictures of him with his blond hair my ovaries explode.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 16:15

The point of the parachute account is to have a secret second account ready when your E/N thread goes really far south and you admit to fucking your dog or something. Then you start posting exclusively with the parachute account and, this is the important part, you never mention any relation to the dogfucker account.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 22:36

There was a man named "penis von lesbian" who was very unsuccessful. He changed his name to "dick van dyke" and well, the rest is history

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 00:02

I've done 100 kegels a day, every day, since I was sixteen- my pc muscles are already at hulk levels of strength. Would ben-wa balls do anything for me? Would I accidentally rip my boyfriends basilisk off with my chamber of secrets?

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 14:18

Why play scrabble why not just f*ck you'll like your wife better and have fun.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 14:20

>FFM

That would be different since a dick is in the mix.
The only dick here is you.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 20:45

You want me to JO to midget furry porn and drink copious amounts of Sunny D.?

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 11:25

Nobody cares about your stupid half-assed attempt at a map, Drew. Also use a better source port, not that shitty discontinued program called Skulltag. Also what the fuck at enemy names: Ass-Invader,Assbuste r, Chekwob, Brown Butthole Demon, Huge mouth made to swallow cocks, I put my dick in these things,Chin-Caco Demon, White Cock, Demon Cock, Terminigger's son, (AT)Jack101's raw rotten turd, UltimategAyVGN, You in 2 years, Clan -=>TS

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 02:10

i was standing above the motorway and it was completely empty in both directions and i thought hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 10:05

i have a dick but there isn't much i can do with it

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 17:09

Fear not! we contacted that man about his horrible actions towards the life animals, and he assured us! that he also devoured the dog, so you all can relax, no food was wasted.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 23:28

Foreigners, Don't come to JAPAN!! BEGGERS!!
We JAPANESE hate Foreigners!! Consciousness this!! Stupid Niggers!!
Why such a UGLY black monster come to this beautiful island?? Die!
Black people, Indian, Pakistan, Nepa, they are very bad smell!!
FUCKIN' loser poor country people shit!! Fuckin BAD SMELL MONSTERRRR!!!!!
They come to only to get Japanese YEN!!!!!!!
They all are BURDEN of Japanese society!!!
They will invade fiscal resource of OUR TAX!!!!!!!
G E T O U T O F J A P A N , F U C K I N' F O R E I G N E R S !!!!

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 17:17

I just realised that my cat used to rape my arm and I actually felt his penis a few times.
Oh God.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 00:26

no idea what you just said but i don't really appreciate your tone.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 16:13

HE WANTS MY BODY ON THE LETTUCE

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 07:40

However, in the case that someone does get a computer destroying WAD onto the archives, then I think that should defiantly be removed.

98 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 20:39

How did she get a haxsaw? That is the Crepy part of it.

99 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 00:03

That was so unexpected!
It sent me into a fit of hysterics! xD

100 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 01:50

such a coward move omg go join colton in losers who cant hack it day camp bitch

101 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 00:54

Work less. Go on welfare. There's literally no benefit to working hard. All you get is punched in the face.

102 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 01:56

You can feel the c°ck-deprivation in the way she behaves!

103 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 21:14

I have a VR game horror story. Ready everyone? I know you won't believe me but...

I had a Virtual Boy once. One day, my Mom took it. She refuses to give it back, to this day. I should note that I'm 27 and do not live with my parents. So what did I do to make her refuse to give it back?

Nothing. She likes it. She plays it nearly every day. The Virtual Boy. Still, to this day.

Im sorry you all had to hear that.

104 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7518 10:17

look shut up guys if we're going to play who's the coolest guy on the internet by saying what old or new tracks are better than bad apple and knew him before he was cool, there's a shout from 2008 february who knew it before you did!

105 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 00:45

I really had to fart while watching this..

106 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 02:34

Cirno pees frozen urine

107 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 13:52

There are two Americas. In one America, people understand economics. In the other America, people vote for Democrats.

108 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7520 14:12

This is way more funny than it is

109 Name: (″･ิд･ิ)っ-̾ : 1993-09-7521 15:00

I really need to close this browser and get to work.

Or at least take a shower.

110 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 20:49

If he only knew what his work meant to me as a lonely fat kid. I wish him happiness.

111 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7522 09:02

"hang on imma go fuck with this elephant ABABBAAABABABABABABAB!!!"
http://i.imgur.com/os66vGe.gif

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 17:38

Anyway, like the old joke goes, there's tons of women in CompSci, just not very many of them.

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7524 20:01

If the earth isn't cooling, then explain why british hospitals are forced to burn dead babies just to stay warm.

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 00:09

You look like your goddamned nipple is going to fucking fly off your titty into the mesosphere take that shit out and put in a normal ring like what is that. What are you trying to prove? You got special nippitty doos or something? No bitch. Your nipple looks like fucking Hermes.

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 00:19

People are having "Arduino VS Lego Mindstorms" fight

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 18:02

Don't be so harsh on the gays. It's understandable that they're so butthurt. Just look at all the shit they have to go through.

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 22:05

why kanji's exist :'(

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7526 01:23

Mark finish into a fox butt ;o

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 03:44

Beer Gear Paul...lk. Go home beer gear paul. There's no K in your name. You're drunk.

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7530 22:14

The most important thing about this upload is that the name "Pungbarn" translates to norwegian as "Scrotum-child" I can`t believe you forgot to mention it...

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7532 12:40

WTF U talking about!? Doom 2 is da shit! Don't cook on Doom 2

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7534 19:59

I don't know that how to consume energy in sleep mode and  how to cheak Online Psychic

OBVIOUSLY NOT A VERY GOOD PSYCHIC BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORESEE THE BAN THAT HAS BEEN IMPOSED ON YOUR ACCOUNT FOR POSTING SPAM.

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 00:12

I'm 22 and my parents get annoyed when I don't eat with them or take my food to my room. It's kind of cringe-worthy thinking about how they act sometimes but I guess it's because my older sibling ran out of the house so early and they still want someone around.

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 01:10

In politics, Conservatives and Liberals can’t stand each other. Each acts as if the other is purposely causing them pain, and in reality, each is. Liberal ACCs are repulsed by our willingness to tolerate in-the-moment-pain now, to facilitate reduced in-the-moment-pain later, while Conservative amygdalae are freaked out by the Liberal’s willingness to create potential in-the-moment-pain later, all to reduce in-the-moment-pain now.

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 01:26

this mod makes me wanna track down the author and cut his guzzard out

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7536 20:32

lactating cheeseburgers

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7537 13:15

>Je rigole machiavéliquement en disant « Meurs, hideuse créature ! »

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 01:12

Lame. I am not sitting through 6 min of a computer masturbating. Animation should have writers, actors, producers and animators

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 03:41

Hi Guys, I was having a quiet walk along the canal side when I felt the urge to loosen my clothes and enjoy the sun on my skin. I sat on lock gates felt the cold hard steel on my bare ass, and played with myself while the boats went past I had just brought a new set of monster anal beads so I began to test them out, they we a tight fit but ooh so good. I have been playing so long I had not noticed the time and suddenly needed a pee, there was no one about so I decided to stay where I was and dribble down the concrete slab….. I do love being outside, just a pity there was only me on the canal side I would have enjoyed a little company.,,….maybe next time

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 16:29

Thanks for reminding me. If we can't have cock player sprites or anything fowl, then what other small attacking animal creature could the Morph Ovum work with?

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 19:38

No, you see windows xp will EXPIRE soon and then it won't work anymore, and if you try to use it you'll get all of the viruses and all your credit cards will be sold in vending machines in Russia, and all your children will hate you and go OH MOM.

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7539 13:37

Just a suggestion made anonymously online. ^^

Giving advice to a fella in need. He has a set of skills he can capitalise on.
But if you can help people i guess that's better? I mean the guy could make a fetish website 'The pussy drowner' Or something. Then provide links to all of those cat drowning products that are on the market and take a juicy commission.
Or fill it with links to other fetish websites and make a couple of bucks a month through advertising.
I like the charity one.

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7539 21:33

He's lucky I don't read many manga that's for sure, it also helps that I have a pantyhose tights fetish and will continue to read for that alone, but the story is good and is funny I'll give it that.

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7539 23:54

Were you literally dumb enough to say "giant jew nose and stars" as though nobody would call you out on it?

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7541 02:14

The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the mass of the ass, providing the heat of the meat is constant.

Duh and/or Hola.

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7541 21:03

I clung to liberal fantasies as long as I could. It is pleasant to feel oneself superior to mean-spirited conservatives. Agreeable delusion fought a slow, losing battle against disagreeable reality.

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 03:54

Shamelessness is the lube that greases the asshole of a civilization about to get rammed into obliteration.

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 16:55

Best derogatory term for the English - strangely enough, the German "Inselaffen", or "Island Monkey".

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 18:05

TNT is (In my opinion) the best Doom IWAD by far, Plutonia however can go fuck itself with an on fire cactus.

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 22:54

Just stopping by to remind everyone that Plutonia is the best IWAD and that if you dislike it you're wrong and have terrible taste and probably do horrible things to your fellow man and planet, like mind control deer to rape children.

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 11:15

Very messy… CLEAN UP ON ISLE SEX

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 14:45

Hi, I'm Morrigan.
I'm 17 years old.
I really like orange juice, and Asians.
This is my photography account.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 22:55

A giant monster that destroys cities and leaves millions dead, dying or homeless.

In many ways it's the story of Obama.

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 16:58

Democrat policies make everything worse, which Democrats blame on Republicans, which majority of voters agree with (thanks to MSM/Hollywood/TV), which keeps Democrats in power, which results in the implementation of more Democrat policies which make everything worse, which Democrats blame on Republicans, which majority of voters agree with (thanks to MSM/Hollywood/TV), which...

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 03:56

Utilizing Doom's game engine idiosyncrasies in order to push the dildo in an inch deeper does not a challenge make.

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 23:35

Scientifically speaking, Coal and Diamond are both forms of carbon. Furthermore, if Coal is compressed in heart. It will turn into Diamond.

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 05:20

snowballing is when you cum in a girl's mouth and then she kisses you and you swap cum.

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7553 02:36

No! Not a Christian thing! I don't believe in God! I just don't want giant blue alien breasts on my smartphone/computer screen, polygon or not! Your standards of "Safe for Work" are very different from mine, apparently.

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7553 05:13

Throw your hands in the air 'cause property is robbery!

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 01:11

While it never surprised me to discover that "liberal" groups included more vegetarians/vegans than "conservative" groups, I was totally flabbergasted when it became clear that "liberals" are a very sickly crowd. Every "liberal" group we hosted included a large percentage of members, aside from the vegetarians/vegans, who were lactose intolerant, gluten-sensitive, or deathly allergic to one or more of the items on the menu. Meanwhile, the overwhelming majority of the people attending "conservative" conventions cheerfully ate whatever the hell we put in front of them.

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 16:34

i wish i was dead

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 17:21

>>151 I'll be right over!

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 17:29

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 17:30

My privilege is my intelligence. It's hardly my fault that the other side correctly sees itself as being disadvantaged and underprivileged.

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7557 00:31

I was in a bathroom stall when somebody walked in talking on their cell phone and stepped up to a urinal. As soon as I heard the zipper I started making armpit farts until he hung up.

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7559 17:27

Dangle your penis in front of the mower, a bit like leading a pig with a carrot on a stick. It's highly exciting. "Will this be the day I chop my winkle off?" You do need quite a gargantuan penis, not a problem for me (as many broken and weeping women will attest), but I get the impression everyone else here has little ones like toothpicks with an olive on the end. ;)

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7559 21:05

If I understand college administrators correctly, colleges are hotbeds of racism and rape that everyone should be able to attend.

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7560 08:37

^ Your OS is a whore and MSE isn't doing anything to your OS that it doesn't want to be done to it!

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7562 19:13

Tell you what, if the gates to hell open suddenly then I come to your house and you provide the swords and the red health potions. If however the world turns into a post apocalyptic wasteland with rampaging mutants and zombies then you come to my house and I provide the shotguns and black leather jackets.

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7569 22:54

I don't know if Israeli tanks existed in WWII and a few years after, but their modern day tanks are incredible, for example the Merkava Mk. 4.

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7570 15:28

finally, a decent time machine to 1995

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7571 14:38

I CURSE ALL KIDS,BABIES,CHILDREN ,FATHERS,MOTHERS,PRE GNANTS AND MAN,WOMAN FERTILITY AND ALL EVANGELIQUES,ALL AUTHORITIES TO DEATH IN NAME OF FATHER SON HOLYSPIRIT,I CONDENM ALL KIDS,BABIES,CHILDREN ,FATHERS,MOTHERS,PRE GNANTS AND MAN,WOMAN FERTILITY AND ALL EVANGELIQUES,ALL AUTHORITIES TO LAKE OF FIRE AND SULFUR IN NAME OF FATHER SON HOLYSPIRIT,DELETE THIS REVIEW ADMIN RETARDED,ASSFUCKED,C UM SWALLOWER

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7572 14:18

You could get it in if you approached with enough speed. And yes, I am aware that that's what she said.

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7572 14:48

It's common knowledge that life isn't worth living, anyhow.

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7573 01:17

>>164 is this what jesus died for?

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7574 02:38 

Eat Elephant Feces!

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7574 13:49

>>165 jesus died for lack of oxygen to the brain.

(captcha: goy)

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7574 18:42

I, too, feared the lumpiness.

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7574 19:40

I used to pirate them and play them, now, thanks to steam, i buy them and don't play them.

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7575 16:13

To wit, the liberal philosphy in a nutshell:

If you are black/white/hispanic/asian/LGBT and we agree on anything in politics or values = good person
If you are black/white/hispanic/asian/LGBT and we disagree on anything in politics or values =  evil racist bigoted hate speaking Oreo Uncle Tom hatemonger who must be destroyed.

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7580 17:39

As much as I disagree with the irresponsibility of getting a degree you can't pay for, watching higher education burn for their crimes would bring great pleasure.

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7580 21:25

>>171 This attitude always pisses me off. Leveraging a low interest loan against a high payoff investment is the foundation of capitalism, but as soon as someone under 40 does it it's welfare and terrible.

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7580 21:39

>>172
I'm with the Muslims on this one; loans are terrible at any age.

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7581 17:14

I blame video games. Well, these particular video games. Nobody with good taste would care for the whole Slenderman thing, so what happens when you make a horror game designed to appeal to stupid people? Stupidity, that's what. Mark my words, soon we'll see one of those Terry kids killing another child by stuffing too many dildos into their ass.

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7581 18:34

I just had such a glorious game in Watch Dogs. First haxx0red ctOS center without even stepping into its territory, then cleared up a boatyard, got rid of a bunch of baddies in "industrial accidents", knocked the rest out. When the big mean dude tried to escape, I shot up his car through a doorway making him run on foot, killed a bunch of his henchmen who arrived on cars, chased after that guy, forcing him to go on a peer and beating him up there in front of people. Then I stepped on him and he fell down into a river between a peer and a boat head-first

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 00:15

I can easily make other people hate me. Making myself hate other people is even less of a challenge. assburgers.png

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 15:34

Personally I think drinking urine generally makes woment more beautiful.

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 17:06

Yeah, I never vote yes for anything that could raise my taxes.
I do have kids but throwing money at schools won’t make them any smarter.

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7583 07:09

I have to brag- 3 years ago Tyler took me on our first date. He drove from Orlando to South Florida, took me to dinner and a movie, kissed me for the first time, and drove all the way back in one night.. June 4th will always make me smile a little extra. "Falling in love with you was like falling a sleep - slowly, then all at once."

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7583 15:30

After a large crash, a police car www hilarious scene to fire police officers who have become desperate in Chicago city
Sanobabitchi! ! !

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7585 13:31

I'm with you!! not enough proper grammer in this world...

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7588 03:47

wtf is up with all the dick torture in this world i try to show my dick love so please stop the violence

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7590 22:26

I'm still fuckin fumin'. All this island slav football hooligan rage is building and I wanna go out and break into a Brazilian restaurant and reck the fucking place and every BR inside

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7590 23:22

This is unironically the weirdest plot to an ero-manga I’ve seen. Like, I can deal with eldritch horrors fucking boys and girls for fun, and girls with dicks, and even stories about children being turned into living beer kegs which people also have sex with, but why would somebody dream about their lunchbox coming to life as a 9 year old girl then having sex with it? This ero-manga has made me re-examine the way I’m spending my life, and I’m not sure I’m happy about it all said.

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 00:21

People who don’t accomplish anything in life are the ones most prone to invoke the word "privilege"!

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 01:07

If you like glancing directly into the face of Cthulhu, FATAL may be the RPG system for you.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 04:00

you cannot possibly know if someone is crazy enough to kill

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 17:36

She was Chinese Angle.

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7597 01:17

I don't see the downside to the Axeknight. Sure, people will make bad jokes, but if they get annoying, well, I have an axe.

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7601 20:44

I'm surprised I made it to adulthood at all. When I was in school (70's/80's) and a little later, we were all going to die:

Global cooling/mini ice age (as mentioned)
We were going to run out of oil (as usual)
The population bomb was going to cause global catastrophe
And those three fed of each other for MEGADOOM -
Cooling = less crops, less food.
Oil - fertilizers are made from this = even LESS food, and no oil = freeze in new ice age.
Gabillions of peeps - even LESS food per person!! OMG!!

And throw into the mix:

Killer bees
The heterosexual AIDS epidemic
ozone layer
and later Y2K...

Nothing like stressing out little kids to make them good little helpful citizens, eh?

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7602 05:41

Thank you based PAD creators for providing us with more waifus.

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7602 23:45

>>190 Yeah, and what's worse is that if you question what you are told, you are labeled a "denier."

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7602 23:48

I say again, Nancy Pelosi is not a cunt. Cunts have warmth, depth, a couple of valid uses, and are fun to be with.

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7603 09:21

except that isn't true at all either

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7604 04:04

Competent white men are the most valuable thing in the world.

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7604 04:18

If only there were some... natural explanation for falling and rising temperatures.

Such a hypothetical source of warming would have to be massive, however. On the order of magnitude of our own Sun.

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7605 20:34

I refuse to touch "social media" for a much simpler reason: my privacy is precious to me.

I'm not some goggle-eyed hick with a terror of things that have moving parts, either. I'm an opinionated old fart and I was using email and Usenet and mailing lists back before the rest of the world knew about such things, before the Summer that Never Ended.

But. And you knew there was a "but" coming, didn't you?

My friends and family, such of them as are online, have my email address and my phone number. If they want to know what's happening in my life all they have to do is contact me and ask, and we'll talk about it. The idea of getting a Facebook account so that I can say "gosh, the traffic was sure bad today" in the hope that some of the billion or so voyeurs will click the button to "like" my empty declaration of the obvious is repugnant to me. I have a life, thank you very much.

This is over and above the fact that all of these "social media" schemes collect, collate, and sell every scrap of personal information about you that they can. That's their purpose, after all. That's their business model. Mark Zuckerberg didn't start Facebook so that Grandma could look at pictures of your new puppy. He started it to make money, bundling up your personal information, everything he and his company can find out about your life, and selling it all off to the highest bidder. I know that banks do the same thing, but, well, I refuse to have a bank account and I refuse to do business with banks, too, for the same reason.

I am not a number. I am a human being. I am not for sale. My privacy is not for sale. The private details of my life are not for sale. This is not negotiable.

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7606 14:04

I can actually tell you with certainty that this shop is reliable simply because I’ve known the owner since middle school and she knows I’ll break her toys and fart on her clothes if she scams anyone.

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7607 23:03

Football is played all over the world but in USA they have some kind of wrestling match over a leather egg, yet they call it "football".

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7609 02:30

My oc is called toes because they make him rock hard. Oh and his sidekick is called prolapse anus he is a squirrel.

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7609 15:23

Women are like children: opportunistic and driven by instinct. And like children, they need to be disciplined sometimes. Unfortunately, when a grown woman has a temper tantrum, she can do a lot more damage than a toddler.

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7610 11:22

I can't believe people were so starved sexually back in the day: http://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Pages-from-the-Tijuana-bible-Goof-Butts-with-Robert-Mitchum.html

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7610 21:28

your retardent

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7612 01:00

An empty aggregation of disjointed, meaningless pixels referencing and forming nothing.

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7614 02:39

Yes. I find it to be less messy and I have more control over the stimulation

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7619 02:02

I tell Yukari to open a portal to the My Little Pony world and turn them all into glue

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7624 01:44

Last night I watched a slightly annoying guy spend forever trying to gank a miner who would just log out on him every time. It was funny watching him get angrier and angrier at this dude just wandering along. In his rage and zeal to kill he mistakenly rammed an asteroid in his anaconda almost killing himself.

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7624 02:02

While high, convinced by trolls that he should pour laundry detergent into a gaping wound on his toe[39]. This wound was caused when he tripped and tore off his toenail while attempting to find an imaginary bomb in his house[40]. See The Toe Wound for more details.

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7625 16:39

While looking for new tattoo ideas, I came across this although I can't remember the key words I used (and hope I never repeat such a path). My first thought was, "Seriously?" I had to ponder what led the person to this depiction.
First, that Daffy and Bugs are reduced to anime seems pointless from the start, but there is an obsession which evidently is inherent in the otaku that requires that all of life should be envisioned as anime. We see that over and over. OK, nothing new.
However, added to this is the weakening of the characters by literally 'personifying' them as teenage boys engaged in cosplay rather than an ornery duck and a mischievous rabbit arguing about what kind of hunting season it is. How is that even effective?! A couple of kids in cosplay arguing about pretending that they are a rabbit and a duck? In the past, I posted how much I hated someone's South Park conversion to manga/anime characters. The result was a 'soft rock' or even a muzak version of the boys' personality. They looked charming and harmless, and it makes me appreciate the genius of the Parker/Stone creations which are not more than incredibly 2-dimensional cut out representations, yet the personality is as raw and undiluted as a shot of tequila.
I started to wonder what else could be absurdly refitted to anime/manga imagery. How about making all the rabbits in Watership Down look like a teenage gang dressed in bunny suits hitting each other with chains and knives in a re-conceived gang survival story in the milieu of the movie The Warriors or something? Meanwhile, the bunny boys extol the fighting prowess of the enemy Efrafans and their own champion Bigwig. Would that be sufficiently surreal? Or how about turning Fritz the Cat into a cute kitty-costumed college student. Sometimes I get the feeling that anime is like a parallel universe to some people where everything is uniformly bug-eyed, tiny-nosed, inanely cute, and lacking in depth. Of course, my critique is harsh, yet I try to understand that for some, going into that universe pleases them and they want to just stay there, forsaking anything outside that universe. Upon returning, such a person needs special glasses that alter the imagery before them and convert it. Granted, this is just one of the aspects of anime that I don't like.
-Nails Nathan

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7626 22:57

They all look alike to me….
I’m pretty sure it’s the permanent scowl/”shocked” eyes, and flared nostrils branded on their faces by muscle memory.
Not ONLY did they NOT get a pony on demand, but SOMEBODY ripped a beer and hard boiled eggs w/hot sauce fart, and got away with it, WITHOUT OWNERSHIP , at the tea party table with Barbie and Babar. It begins in grade school.
“You know, if you keep making that face, it’ll be frozen that way….”, no matter the ravage’s of time, elective surgery, obviously “uncomfortable” smile, or new “power” hairstyle.

But, you know, never judge a book by it’s demands that you NOT enjoy life better than the author could ever possibly imagine.

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7627 02:58

Little kids believe in Santa Claus. Liberals believe big government works. Both beliefs are equally dumb.

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7627 06:02

I let her start using tongue, and then I just vomited. I vomited like I've never vomited before. I imagine it looked something like when Bon Scott choked on his own vomit. I've always wondered what that looked like.

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7627 20:22

If your protagonist isn't an orangutang, I'd change that first and foremost.

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7627 23:14

Wow, that’s misogynistic.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7629 19:05

I got mine, because I worked for it. The rest of you are on your own to exercise your liberty, live your life, and pursue happiness free of constant government meddling.

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7630 12:10

It's pretty simple really; a lot of "big" youtubers (e.g. HowToBasic, ChaBoyyHD, PressFart just to name a few) do this kind of attention whoring to either feel good for getting a lot of "likes", or to direct more people to their channel.

The problem is that their comments are usually low-quality and meaningless; maybe a catch-all phrase or meme that can be attributed to almost anything (e.g. "MLG"). It rarely has anything to do with the video other than the title.

This results in REAL, constructive comments (even comments from the video's owner), with actual meaning and sincerity, being buried underneath garbage like this shit; all because the fanboys of said youtubers jerk themselves off at the thought of their favourite youtuber "liking" something that they also like; so "liking" that comment gives them some false sense of self-worth, because they interacted with somebody "big" on youtube.

The reality is that these "big" youtubers find the most popular videos and post a shitty comment for attention (as I stated in my first paragraph); they don't care who comments on it, and they certainly don't read any of the replies they get (inb4), it's all about the attention and publicity.

TL;DR shit's cancer and it needs to die, also Google+ commenting system is utter garbage.

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7630 20:09

Why do men get to decide what is feminine? My boss is super feminine and she benches 350 pounds, shaves her head, and smokes cigars on conference calls, you retrograde misogynist loser with the small prick who lives in your mothers basement.

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7634 01:42

Speaking to mechanic: “It’s the tranny.”
Mechanic: “Well don’t let he/she/it drive. Problem solved.”

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7634 11:45

Various devices have been utilized to aid in sexual encounters, e.g. dildoes, ticklers and the like. Such devices are utilized directly in the sexual activity. Although the device of the present invention can be utilized as a dildoe, the main purpose and use is to aid in strengthening muscles utilized in sexual encounters and not be used directly. The present device allows the user to develope skills in applying varying amounts of pressure at various times during sexual encounters so as to enhance the enjoyment of both partners. The device may be scaled to develop suitable hand pressure skills, but it is best adapted to test and develop muscles in the vagina. The device may be utilized to develop pressure skills in complete privacy. Such practice on a periodic routine basis with the device of the present invention can give the user knowledge and skill and applying such pressures in both amounts and time as to give maximum enjoyment to both sexual partners when such developed skills are used in actual sexual encounters.

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7635 09:40

Vladimir Putin himself has to understand that he can't have his cake and eat it.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7635 16:43

Random old lady: Oh dear you have a booboo on your toe, what happened...

My 4 year old: My toes got fucked up, I didn't cry though.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7636 09:31

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a SHITzu.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7636 09:56

This YouTube Web Is A No Cursing Zone!
I Wish YouTube Would Update This Site In The Future: People Who Puts Any Bad Language In There Comments Will Be Cuver The Stars Up. If People Won't Put Star Over Bad Language On There Comments, Then YouTube Will Cuver The Star Up For Them. And I Don't Care If Swearing Not Against The Rules, But Its Always Be Against The Rules.

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7636 19:03

It is immediately obvious that George R. R. Martin is a card-carrying, r-Type Leftist. His books are brilliantly plotted, but the writing itself makes all the characters come across as cold and cruel. Reality is being filtered through the mind of a rabbit writing about wolves; all of our good-natured punches-to-the-shoulder are mistaken for bullying, and he thinks that it’s sadism which drives us, rather than the honest joy of competition.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7637 18:18

There is a small portion of the hobby that is absolutely obsessed with these types of figures. I used to run a gladiator game at cons and the same guy would show up every year and ask if I had painted up any naked female gladiators yet. When I would tell him no he would basically say he wasn't interested in the game then. I thought he was joking around the first couple times but after several years it became obvious he was totally serious and annoyed that I hadn't done so.

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 01:00

I absolutely adore how the beta launch, and the change log thereof, has caused the Star Citizen thread to dissolve into a bitter realization of how hard Christ Roberts has fucked them over.

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 01:27

I much prefer primitive monsters, male or female, to be sculpted with proper anatomy… don't put pants on the troll just to hide its wiggly bits. Demons in particular should be proud and loud about what they're packing.

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 07:11

I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 15:54

Im 15 years old and at my girlfriends house for dinner and we had about 20 minutes before her mother was finished with dinner so we went into a dark room and started to make out. Her mother called us for dinner and by that time I had a large erection that I couldnt get rid of. I went in to thier bathroom to take care of the problem by masturbating. I rubbed so hard and fast i ended up with a sore in the under side of my penis that feels sort of like a carpet burn. Is there any medication or treatment I can use to help heal the sore or make it numb without going to a doctor because i really dont want to have to explain this to my parents.

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 18:03

They don't build, they don't make, they don't construct, they don't manufacture, they don't prepare, they don't sow, they don't mend. Every single profession that we associate with liberalism, teaching, acting, politics, is all talk, but no action, and the thing is when you don't "do anything", you don't know what you're talking about.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 18:34

It's not possible to be a decent human being and not support Israel. You can be a "nice guy" (give your neighbor a helping hand with his fence or whatever) but decency demands standing up for the good and the right and against the evil and the wrong and there is no clear case on this earth than the tiny and wonderful, liberal democracy of Israel versus the hate-mongering, corrupt, terrorists running the West Bank and Gaza strip. The lack of morality and decency that sees someone side with evil over good -- not just in this case but across the board -- obviously renders "decency" something that is simply not in their understanding.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7640 14:51

And film discussion is a marvelous thing, but it's constantly bogged down when a bunch of Ignatius J Reillys are competing to see who can snort the most derisively at one another.

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 03:18

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The Way of No-Sword

Miyamoto Musashi

One day Musashi is challenged by a belligerent samurai while the two are crossing between islands by ferry.

“What’s your style of fighting,” the samurai demands to know. “No-sword” replied Musashi.

Despite Mushashi’s best efforts to ignore him, the samurai picks a fight and Musashi finally agrees to duel the challenger. But, suggests Musashi, rather than fight on the cramped ferry, they should instead fight on that sandbar the ferry is approaching.

The challenger quickly agrees and leaps overboars as the ferry passes the sandbar.

Landing on the sandbar, the samurai whirls, sword at the ready–only to watch the ferry continue on toward the far shore–a, smiling, waving Musashi still on board!

Hours later, drenched in humiliation and dripping rage, the challenger finally wades ashore where he finds Musashi patiently fishing out of a small rowboat.

“You tricked me!” screams the samurai.

“Your eagerness to die tricked you,” shrugs Musashi.

“Your no-sword cannot defeat my real sword!” declares the challenger, advancing menacingly.

“It already has,” Musashi says smugly.

Confused by his intended victim’s apparent lack of concern for his own safety, the challenger hesitates, for the first time noticing Musashi is unarmed.

“Where is your sword?” the samurai demands, on guard against chicanery.

“The No-Swordsman keeps his sword where it will do the most good,” Musashi replies cryptically.

“No more tricks! Where is your weapon?” demands the samurai, his sword raised high.

“There,” sighs Musashi, pointing to the water lapping at the side of the boar.

Still suspicious, the samurai cautiously bends over the gunwale…

“Bah! I see nothing but my own reflection?”

“And that is where the no-swordsman keeps his weapon…in the mind of his enemy!” Musashi explains as he caves the samurai’s skull in with the rowboat’s heavy oak.

Miyamoto Musashi taught we should make our combat attitude the same as our everyday attitude. Like samurai on the battlefield, we must always be alert and prepared to deal with danger–whether an actual physical attack or a psychological incursion into our mental place. Likewise, we should carry our calm and collected attitude from home, our everyday life, out into the stressful world at large.

Source: “Musashi: No-Sword, No-Mind,” from Mental Dominance, by Haha Lung

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 04:48

Egypt proposes a ceasefire between Hamas and Israel in which everyone ceases to fire.

The (Jewish) US Secretary for state proposes a ceasefire in which Hamas gets a new route to import rockets, now that Egypt is trying to stop them from being smuggled through Egypt, and a big pile of money with which to import them.

There are a lot of things wrong with Jews, but being sneakily cohesive is not one of them.

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7644 16:56

Who wants to creep around in Lovecraftian dungeons defeating Shub-Nigguraths when you can run about town shooting rubbish bins, mighty-footing aliens in the face and exchanging currency for questionable 'goods' and 'services'? Some of you, perhaps. Maybe.

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7646 11:15

Hi there, Ive been a christian for quite some time now. Many people can hear God speak to them, and know his will for them, but I cant seem to. I cant hear him. I was wondering if you had any ideas of how I could hear God speak to me, and not just me talking to him. Ive tried to listen, but nothing seems to be working. I feel lost.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7647 00:48

All men are created equal. It’s the stuff they do after that which makes some men better than others.

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7647 14:40

He does that on a regular basis. It's been awhile, but whenever Kobolds gets butt-hurt about something he throws a party-rant. He likes to tell people how they should RP - usually to a chorus of 'STFU and let people RP how they want".

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7647 16:03

Everyone here is wrong. The name Katyusha references a weapon that would launch women named Katyusha onto enemy positions. Learn your history lol.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7648 23:17

if YOU"RE such a fuck'n big shit artist.. what the fuck are you doing trolling CL for bullshit, low paying jobs in the first place?

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7649 00:55

Why are there a bunch of adult men standing around looking at a weird assortment of keyboards, and more importantly why does that one guy have a fedora and a ponytail

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7652 20:11

Passive-aggressive client ahoy! Evasive maneuvers!

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7652 20:58

Pretty much 100% of the stuff women say about themselves can safely be dismissed as bullshit.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7653 17:11

Because this is the internet and opinions are facts.

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7654 23:16

At the end of the day, what's in the box matters more than the wrapping.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7654 23:33

@ fanboys above: will you PLEASE rate seriously instead of fooling the readers? Thank you.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7655 15:06

Youtube captions are terrible! I feel sorry for those who are deft...

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7656 17:43

To test, try saying “I feel good.” If you hear James Brown singing, you’re in a movie.

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7656 18:55

My flaming lib family member moved to the UK so that he could get free health care. I kid you not. But...as he was leaving, he transferred his residency from Michigan (personal income tax, anyone?) to...(wait for it...) TEXAS, which has no personal income tax!

He wants to benefit from other people's tax payments, but doesn't want to leave any loose change on the table.

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7658 14:44

I think it's important to point out that not only was "Corinthian leather" made in New Jersey, it also wasn't actually leather (it was a synthetic made from vinyl), and Corinth has never been known for the quality of its leatherwork.

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7661 04:56

hmm nope don't feel anything but you have ebola virus in your brain and is slowly killing you btw i gave it to you and then i gave it to your sister and then i raped her ohh how she squirmed hahahahahah

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7661 19:46

you do realize that the entire point of it all was to remove the huge floppy dick hanging off from its scalp because it looks awful right

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7661 20:22

This is why I make little snide remarks when we inevitably have an atheist thread. All of a sudden the community is rational and subjective when debunking absurd Christian bullshit but when some dirt interferes with our other lefty views, we throw all that objectivity out the window and start quot-mining, remaining willfully ignorant and completely missing the point to preserve our predisposition to protect the minority.

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 01:08

You’re not entitled to anything in this world. Your life, liberty, and ability to pursue happiness are a product of the blood, sweat, and tears of many before you. The world only cares what you have to offer it.

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 02:09

>>254 I don't think the world cares what you have to offer it either.

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 10:59

>>255
However, it's ready to judge you for the slightest mishap.

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 13:40

So many of the leftist elite in this country use Europe as an example of the utopia America should aspire to. Well, I've been there, lived there, worked there - and it pretty much sucks to be an average, typical Eurotrash. Young Eurotrash are especially fascinated that American kids actually leave home and go out to live on their own.

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7662 21:25

You've already fucked up its face beyond all saving to fit it in with the dicktrunk in the front sprite once, where it looked very silly and completely inferior to the vanilla demon in every way except sheer size.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 21:29

I'm old enough to remember when male heterosexuals were out and proud, and gays were still in the closet. Now, we have the reverse.

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 23:02

I want to fuck a girl and i am one what do i do

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7663 23:33

Cover that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again!

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 18:43

An elderly husband and wife were rocking on their front porch. Wirhout warning she picked up her cane and smashed it into her husbands kneecap.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" he screamed?

"That's for 60 years of bad sex.", she replied.

After a few moments, he picked up his cane and smashed her kneecaps.

When she asked "Why?"; he replied,"That's for knowing the difference!"

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7664 21:45

I am a quartet, only my main avatar is whit my waifu.
they all have ostrich-like legs, horns that are actually antenae, One of them uses sabers red like blod they are basically demons, because In my fantasy I am the one that causes devastation, I often imagine my kind invading defenceless worlds.

In my lore they are all born from quasars that gained conscience and fromed bodies for themselves, my waifu is a monster so it all fits, I wonder what would hapen if I made a tulpa whit the purpose of relasing a demon.

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 04:58

I returned to civilization shortly after that and went to Cornell to teach, and my first impression was a very strange one. I can't understand it any more, but I felt very strongly then. I sat in a restaurant in New York, for example, and I looked out at the buildings and I began to think, you know, about how much the radius of the Hiroshima bomb damage was and so forth... How far from here was 34th street?... All those buildings, all smashed ― and so on. And I would go along and I would see people building a bridge, or they'd be making a new road, and I thought, they're crazy, they just don't understand, they don't understand. Why are they making new things? It's so useless.

But, fortunately, it's been useless for almost forty years now, hasn't it? So I've been wrong about it being useless making bridges and I'm glad those other people had the sense to go ahead.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7665 18:07

Why when I shoot into imp's crotch with Sniper Rifle, I shoot his head off?

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 18:15

No "corporation" has ever paid a cent in taxes. All corporate taxes ultimately are paid by employees, shareholders and/or customers.

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 22:19

Another bus broke down on Rape Street and GEE I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PASSENGERS.

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7666 22:34

One day the Feminists get all blustery, and decide they’re going to teach 4Chan a lesson, and the next, they’re posting videos of cutting themselves, blacking out, and apparently one even tried to commit suicide.

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7667 12:10

Fuck that shit, sunshine. It's all about Teletubbies with their wangs hanging out and that hoover thing sucking them off.

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7668 03:20

It could be a lot worse for parents these days. Image if your kid came home from collage claiming to be an omni-sexual dragon-kin who identifies as being gender fluid-- YOU WILL ADHERE TO MY SELECTED PRONOUNS CISHET SCUM!

I pray that my kid is a normal homosexual.

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7668 10:59

Of course another possibility is that DB is at this very moment "punking" me. That would be the double reverse punk. An extremely difficult move but not beyond the satanic skill set of this trickster...

I like the verb "punk".

If nothing else the DCF is refreshing my urban lexicon.

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7669 02:47

writing a function to set a single property is making my eye twitch.

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7670 17:36

I'm a head without cracks and I find the term "crack head" highly offensive and I'm sick to death of seeing it. Also, what do you care how many women heads sleep with? You pig!

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 18:56

"They", the wankerdemic progs-liberals-leftard-gaytopians aren't merely wrong in any normal sense of the word. They are wrong with optimal precision. This generation has just about perfected wrong - having out-wronged all who came before them. This is gold medal Oscar-Nobel Wrong.

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7671 22:21

Well thank you for laying down the law Aeden. I know that I, for one, am glad you are able to be the ultimate judge of what is foolish and what is not. I suggest you move on now to fixing all the other things broken on the internet. There is someone wrong on the internet somewhere, and it is your duty, nay, your destiny, to tell them they are wrong.

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 01:23

you make a randomized sphere inside voxel and once a player enters that shpere voxels change in that rock in to cristal randomizly like 25% in sphere area, ...
BUT only that part than takes a little bit more data other randomized spots still uses only 1 sphere instead of whole bunch of blocks, ...
just a thought.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 14:20

One of my favourite RP partners is a beautiful girl who just happens to have an exceptionally long larval stage, She's well over eighteen and weights eighteen tons but /happens/ to look like she is still in her larval form. Is that wrong? Am I pushing my limits?

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 14:51

Unless it's completely untenable and we for some reason have a group of dedicated, CP-trading pedos at our door with boners to rival Grond, this seems like a huge overreaction and a massive waste of a mostly good playerbase.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7672 16:54

My username is from the location in Draenor/Outland called "Netherstorm" from 'World of Warcraft'.

A lot of faggots think it's from Minecraft, but...no, it isn't.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 01:16

nah, she's just made out of fire

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 04:21

Iraq is less ethnically diverse today than during the Bush administration because Obama is an enabler of racist, bigoted genocidal evolution-denying homophobic theocrats.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 04:22

Poor people of color are dying because Obama's too busy playing a rich white man's game to care about their Katrina moment.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 11:22

So for a while now, I've been in this depressed slump, and part of the contributing factor is this guy I know. He doesn't take very good care of himself, he has aspirations but only continues living a life of truancy day to day, making little, if any effort at all to get towards those goals. He dropped out of high school, views the world and the "system" in a cynical way that makes him think that his own views alone will get him anywhere, is also pretty inept, EXTREMELY paranoid about the most insignificant things, and has just kind of mostly remained the same irritable being for the six years I've known him.

Amongst other people who have started to get on my nerves, I just dropped all communications with him a few weeks back, because I have been in no mood to deal with this person talking to me/monologuing for hours in a PM window about shit that I absolutely do not care about or want to care about right now. I have a lot of other problems of my own to worry about, and he doesn't seem to get that. Throw on top that he broke a promise involving very personal to me via his laziness, I just up and vanished.

Here's where it gets a little scary: While this guy is pretty antisocial, it's to the point where he doesn't even own any other means of communication, not even a landline, nor does he know anyone outside of that little house he's stuck in. So by cutting him off, I have effectively made him cease to exist in this world.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7674 00:19

Dolan has a thin penis

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 00:53

Little known fact, they were actually called the Jackson Fiveway before they were forced to change their name.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 16:31

well if i had a chance to live i would take it rather than die because its easier. If you feel the need to cry it off, help yourself to a glass of i dont give a fuck, followed by healthy dose of does it look like i give a fuck what happens to the snail or what you cry about. Fuck you, and fuck gary.

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7675 18:17

lenovo is french for bad

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 13:53

Your religion says something about shit games? Interesting.

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7676 21:58

That's fuckin cool! Was she hot?

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7680 20:01

Mind you, as Scots, being unhappy is what we do best so that's probably OK. As the Doctor also said, at least we can blame the English (regardless of how things turn out).

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7681 03:03

Ok Tess. Enough already. Those cocks won't suck themselves, eh?

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7681 13:21

Since I'm out of the loop with this subject, I googled Zoe Quinn to get a gander...WTF? She's repulsive. I don't think I could bump that ham wallet unless I was high on bath salts and draino.

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7681 14:09

>>292
Good lord, I agree. Zoe Quinn looks average at best. After a few drinks. Maybe the indie game dev thing gives her more appeal to some, but I don't really know about that, personally.

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7682 16:02

The fourth episode is the only official expansion. Duke It Out in D.C., Nuclear Winter and Life's A Beach are official unofficial expansions, like Insurrection or Retribution for Starcraft, Hellfire for Diablo or Conquests Of The Ages for Age Of Empires. These expansions are "unofficial" in the sense that they were developed by third party but "official" in the sense that they received the official stamp of approval from 3Drealms, which was a pretty big deal back in the days where a guy could download the entirety of the fan maps posted on the internet, burn them on a CD and market these as an expansion for a cash grab.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7682 19:23

Of course the most annoying kid on the planet is the only one on youtube who actually has good videos on this game. God dammit, I don't wanna listen to this autismal fuck anymore.

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7683 14:02

Man betont nicht jedes r, nur Adolf hat das getan. ich weiß, dass die Band nicht rechts ist.

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7683 16:39

Every human starts as a child in a relationship with parents who are larger/more powerful/wiser than them. I think the concept of/belief in god is a macro/social manifestation that hijacks this parent-child brain wiring. Its a group hallucination of misfiring behavior. And authority/the state is similar to that in the same hierarchical sense. Government is a superhuman entity that issues commandments which is a sin to disobey, and, like Xenu, the legitimacy of their rule doesn't exist. The belief in government is the most dangerous superstition, mental malware more dangerous than scientology. Hierarchical systems are being replaced in a 'survival of the fittest pattern' type of way by decentralized systems, like bittorrent was more fit than napster. Nobody says they hate the internet and the internet is a close example of anarchy. Government regulation appears responsible for creating the telecom monopolies in the first place, something about how they were granted exclusive right to install wiring whereas any competitor would have to ask permission from each property owner. Instead of adding more regulations, all the previous regulations should be removed. Like Larken says in the below video, the relatively free market has produced complex things like cell phones, so supposing the free market would be unable to do something as simple as create a flat place (road, which even deer create) or install wires without a system of appointed thieves (where did they get the legitimate right to tax/steal if an individual like me doesn't have that right?) seems odd. Someone on reddit or something was saying, say 1 person on the block doesn't want internet, they could dig up/cut the wire on their own property, charge a million to put it there/etc. I don't know the technological limitations but seems like wiring from a hub to specific houses, rather than all in a series w/ each house being central point of failure might be possible. Or satellite or whatever else millions of people offering voluntary solutions in the free market could think of.

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7683 17:09

Brief History of Campus Sex
1915: it's banned
1935: it's naughty
1955: it's interesting
1975: it's awesome
1995: it's rape
2015: it's banned

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7684 16:05

I like this series, but it feels like it's getting repetitive. Still a good series though.

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7685 22:32

OMG I remember seeing the box for this game. Not really sure what to think of it, it may just be better to let it stay in hell where it came from .

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 22:15

she is right. Hitler had a penis as well

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 13:24

I got angered by your smug, authoritative way of saying "there's no way this can be useful with skill like mine", so I provided one with macho theatrics. However I most certainly never bashed you for your homosexuality, that would be crass and disgusting.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 06:54

>>298
Brief history of campus sex at Notre Dame
1915: it's banned
1935: it's banned
1955: it's banned
1975: it's banned
1995: it's banned
2015: it's banned

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 21:45

this is a nice game like guantlet. muliplayer and has humor too. doone from overhead. (not to be confused with medevil war game).

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 22:54

Reading the strategy guide I get the impression that Stevie and John were in disagreement about whether to capitalize daikatana when it's just talking about the sword and not the game. In parts where John is clearly the author (like his self-fellating Romero's Design Comments blurbs), it's capitalized.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 02:05

Who tells us that, after 7 years, it hasn't been "enriched" with "natural ingredients" of RALPHIS'S OWN production?

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 02:37

Why are so many feminists ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road?

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 17:23

Nonsense, there were no humans back then. Everyone knows the climate can only change due to human activity. Otherwise it would just be a natural phenomenon that occurs every 10,000 years or so.

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 17:25

thats what i was waiting on aswell but now that they jumped me...im pissed

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 03:29

The knowledge of the internal layout of the object has been spread like cream-cheese across the entire application, and if you want to change the flavour of the cream cheese, you suddenly have a lot of bagel to scrape.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 17:18

Sakuya Izayoi

I hope you know, child... Role-Playing is a art-form.. plus i engage myself in a little more advanced role-play, called Battle Role-Play. Also the RPG game genre is basically a virtual Role-Play, as it is called a Role-Playing Game. 

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7693 16:52

I was just telling myself the other day that I needed some additional responsibilities in my life. Preferably something that would benefit someone else, who would not appreciate it anyways.

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7694 03:34

Alas, 'tis the Watcher's pledge not to interfere with the housing market.

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 00:18

Communism proved ONE thing, that people are by nature competitive and if they can't compete by economic means, they will compete by political means, giving rise to people informing on each other, stabbing each other in the back and even killing each other to become block captains, commissars, and even political dictators.

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 13:41

Marry: A man who lets you fart around him.

Bang: A man who is grossed out by female functions.

Sure all of those other men banged her when she was younger and hotter, but you get something special.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 17:37

When I was young they told me to be reasonable and negotiate and not resort to violence. I stupidly believed them, and was instantly beset upon by bullies who would push me around and torment me. I tried reason and truth, but that doesn’t work at all.

Eventually I decided to rebel against authority and decided to lift weights, become strong and meet force with even greater force. Unsurprisingly, this worked immediately, as the beaten bullies helpless retreated bloodied and humiliated from my iron fists.

These Leftists have never had to fight. They come from soft comfortable environments run by nannies and other overprotective womenfolk, who frown on masculinity and teach their boys to be sissies who act like women.

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 00:32

There is a fucking ship in the fucking video, now would you fucking kindly stop using the fucking fuck word when there is no fucking need to? Fucking language please.

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 00:52

Is it wrong that I find that Pikachu with tits attractive and that I'm hard right now?

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7697 22:52

Why does the blue hair girl moan every time she says something 

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 05:22

>>318 absolutely not.

More importantly, where is this Pikachu with tits?

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 06:17

>>320
Guessing by the "last search" thread, it can probably be found under the AOL Keyword^W^W^W^Wby Googling for "Pikachu with tits".

(e621, it seems)

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 11:58

"You killed my men. I am different from them. I learned the art of the Dwarven Axe from Captain Ironblood himself. Your wagon zombies are no more. You are unarmed and helpless. This ends here."

The Axe Lord has transformed into a wagon!

Quote from: The Wagonmancer
You are already dead.

Urist McHero, legendary axedwarf, has been scuttled.

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 12:00

>>320
>>321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rflHvYsx0GA

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 17:29

The movie was unrealistic as hell I mean if Godzilla was in my city I would just take my katana and

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 20:12

The Middle East has enjoyed the joys of diversity for over a thousand years, and the result is that there are no stable republics or democracies there.

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 16:14

reads comments, looks up necrophilia ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
That is disgusting!

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 01:15

Rap fans have been gay for a long time and are just in denial. Worshiping sweaty men who tell you how "hard" they are in every song. Singing about your love of flamboyant clothing. the constant "MUH DICK" attitude. dancing around shirtless with gold jewelry. having "swag". getting "crunk"

You dudes have been gay for a long time, you just didn't know it. Everyone else did though.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 01:34

Taking a month off to write a book is a lot like going to prison. It's super important to shank somebody on the first day.

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 02:38

>>327 Hair metal bands operated on much the same principles

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7702 18:46

As a young man, there is no point to build the provider role any longer. Women have decided to marry the government. Why work so hard for so many years, when all it takes is one phone call to destroy you? “I’m scared is all it takes from your wife. Why work hard for a decade, when all u get is a used women? Women aren’t worth the trouble, better to get laid and have a peaceful home, most young women don’t have the slightest clue how to create a home.

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7703 01:42

Nothing says metal like busting out of a cabin and start shredding your violin. 

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7703 04:16

I miss Mark's old hairdo a lot. It just seemed to suit him better and in some cases exaggerated his funny expressions in a good way. He kinda looks like a guttered candle now, all floppy and mushed down to the side. 

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7705 20:18

Another possiblity is that wagons theselves become horrified and explode

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7706 05:30

are you the real judith? i have seen the movie (city of lost children) sometime in the year 2000 on tv. After watching you i got very bad depressions. i was in love with you i guess. it was a really bad experience. i didnt know what to do. after 6 months i was in a mental hospital since i was about to commit suicide. i dont know if you are the real judith but i thought i would write to you. in that 6 months i experienced alot of things. i was almost crazy for you. i can not describe it.

i was crying day and night by looking at your pictures. i didnt know what to do. i even didnt know what was happening. perhaps i was crazy. it hurted so much thinking about you. i dont know what to write. if i would start to write it would take 2 days to describe but what you did to mu. take care!

i wish i could contact you earlier. you would have solved all of my problems. i dont want you to love me, i just want you to understand me.

"what you did to me" i meant sorry my english is not so good by

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7707 16:42



George Washington? Hell, imagine Dwight Eisenhower surveying the scene only 53 years after he left office:

Then: Operation Wetback.
Now: Repeated amnesties for illegal Mexican border-jumpers.

Then: The Gemini project, first manned spaceflight.
Now: Paying the Russians to put our stuff into orbit.

Then: Single motherhood strongly stigmatized, low rate of illegitimacy.
Now: Single mother a sort of secular saint, high rate of illegitimacy and climbing.

Then: Blue collar manufacturing jobs plentiful and well paid.
Now: Manufacturing jobs shrinking.

Then: Homosexuality considered abnormal.
Now: “You’re a homophobe.”

Then: Immigrants expected to make an effort to assimilate, learn English.
Now: “You’re a racist and a xenophobe.”

Then: Own a small business and you’re a respected member of the community.
Now: “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that! Somebody else made that happen!”

Then: Traditional gender roles the norm, most believe men and women have different, biologically hard-wired natures.
Now: Women can do anything men can do, and do it more capably.

Then: High levels of trust between unrelated strangers, low rate of crime.
Now: Declining levels of trust more common, crime rate brought down through a combination of fudging the statistics, high rates of incarceration, and the rise of a “surveillance society.”

Then: Being in need of government assistance a source of embarrassment and shame.
Now: Gimmedat.

Then: Virginity or at least a minimal number of sex partners the ideal for women. Low threshold for being considered “damaged goods.”
Now: Promiscuity is praiseworthy; the idea of “damaged goods” is antiquated and misogynistic.

You get the idea.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7708 13:50

Imagine the comparison between China in 2014 with China 53 years ago. The differences might be even more dramatic.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7709 01:33

The most experimental thing Coppola's ever done was your mom.

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7709 03:07

Southern California, paradise 4 decades ago, is fixed in my mind now as the place where the L.A. city councilwoman said on camera "We found out that the constitution doesn't allow us to ban certain kinds of music."

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7710 12:59

Muh 1 under Windoof? Seit wann geht das denn?

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 13:34

>no blood
>no semen

I hate to say it, OP, but if you're too squeamish for either of those things, maybe you shouldn't be in a death cult.

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 15:32

"Virgin!" is probably the last thing you want to hear when you fire a game up.

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 18:37

So is this bum sex malarky any good?

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 18:57

>>342
Not really. Bums are very dirty, smelly people.

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 20:24

The original trailers looked somewhat interesting I thought. The ones used in this video.

However, it was NOT an Xcom game. At all.
It would be like announcing the new Syndicate game and making it a first person shoo-...
Or, erm if they announced a sequel to Dungeon Keeper and made it an awful freemium ga-......

You know I'm just gonna shut up.

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 20:50

That's what your mom said.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 02:49

How am I going to know if I'm interested in bisexual female #69?

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 14:47

Well consider this...

Imagine if ducks were mammal. Yes, take your time, close your eyes and concentrate. What makes mammals... mammals? Now, think about ducks. Common, mundane ducks. Then combine these images in your head.

What is your first thought when you succeed at this? "Thanks god they aren't real"? Well, it should be "Thanks evolution they aren't real" instead. It is because ducks never mutated into that horrible abomination from your imagination that we can enjoy the sight of those aquatic birds.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 16:28

>>347
Platypus.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 17:45

my aim in chat was never to funny cause i know i can't my humor is not meant for internet i am more of in person funny guy so i totally fail here.

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 17:46

Cum now, surely we can be friends. I know so much about you... I love you.. look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me. I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut. Fucking skank, is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay?

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 23:32

The right is masculine and full of winners. The left is feminine full of whiners.

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 12:41

>>348
Homo homini platypus est.

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 13:56

Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.

While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.

Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 21:40

I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 22:19

You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7719 06:28

My father spent his life building up his refrigerator company. From a small startup, clawing for every customer he could get, he gained both fame as a charismatic salesman and someone who really cared about his customers. He would go on to do commercials, and trade shows showing off his new high-end refrigerator model.

My father was a refrigerator magnate.

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7719 21:38

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RIDE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 00:32

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 06:13

Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 19:56

Just remember: Impractical female outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a fantasy. Impractical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a concept. Practical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume the role. Practical female outfit? Sexist against women because male power fantasy to have violence or strife against "normal-looking" women.

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 03:17

At first I misread the title as "Formica Necrophilia", and I thought to myself "What is this about? Fucking dead bodies on plastic countertops?"

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 13:52

As a correctional officer I can confirm: someone destined to be a prison bitch has a look on his face pretty close to that one.

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 17:21

Or maybe, somewhere, you realise that the left can really only exist where there is a safe niche that has been carved out by the centre, or right, a long time ago. That would mirror the history of the west, after all.

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 19:06

He's right! That's cheap, functional, and sure to annoy my wife. It couldn't be better.

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 02:24

The fire wheel picture in the box looks like a friggen swastika and that's not good. Ninja gyden (I can't spell) is evil!!!!!!!!!

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 05:02

Wait... what can make a lunar eclipse? What gets between Earth and Moon?

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 18:41

The words in bold are why we should be ignored.

Men, there is no way to not offend women. Don't bother trying. Really, tell us to shut up and make a sammich as Corvinus mentioned.

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 06:51

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 20:31

I feel like burning their personal translation thread since she just considered the slutty dude who draws the stage 1 has a different from here? I can't say that one.

It's basically the best to VA school. When will be better animation shop girl would make them that wanted to downloading from /jp/. Haven't touched a ``ground'' note to prove me to be considered masturbation material for my Junior year, we can steal her down planes and password for timing, a visitor

I get into my daughter. Momiji in a bit of reading it if he'd use an invite-only chinese forum.

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 23:48

i revive noob lmgs all the time... i find it funny to jump-start the walking century guns. 1 zap from the defibs and off it goes hip-firing with its 200 bullets across any map.

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 02:59

Before we begin, I would like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for my life, and all the gifts which I've been given in it, including the ability to make this extension. Your name be glorified, my Savior, even in something as small as this. Amen.

MP3 Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?p1kok6unlps...
WA2 Extensions Folder: http://www.mediafire.com/?2pix1ume5f7e2

A heart-pumping theme of heroism, played whenever the Agile Remote Mission Squad is preparing to save the day. From Sony Computer Entertainment's Wild Arms 2nd Ignition, released in the US under the simpler title of Wild Arms 2.

Note: This extension was created from a PSF file converted to an MP3; it is uploaded purely for entertainment purposes, and in no way profits me. All rights are reserved to their respective creators, and videos are subject to removal per their request.

372 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 19:31

It's not my phallus, it's some other guy's phallus!

He has a mitten because I opted to give the phallus bodypart the [GRASP] tag. So they wear mittens and wield hammers with their phallus... And punch you with them.

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 21:38

stfu pot smoking punk befor I whip my belt and turn you into a decent kid

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 15:56

U r a fag lel Spoderman showed me the ligt he cn shw u 2

375 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 21:08

This cartoon is SO unrealistic. Black kids don't know who their dads are. :-P 

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 16:39

i cant believe no one commented them yet!! this song is so chaos that its beautiful.

377 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 15:25

I'm bi, so I don't mind the other cocks. I'm more worried about the logistics of it... who decides who goes in what hole? Do we all finish at once or just whenever? If any of the other guys are bi, is it cool if I mess around with them, or should we all focus on the chick? What's the gangbang etiquette?

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 16:12

fag

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 19:44

Now I've got a mental image of MODOK rubbing his face up against a door jamb like a dog with an itchy butt.

380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 22:56

You guys know I love fucking ninjas

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 17:24

HK P7 family

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 08:42

Uh, is that anime girl so mortified her flesh is desiccating? Last I checked, people only turn blue if they freeze, suffocate, ingest too much colloidal silver, or die.

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 20:41

We may kill and maim, but we damn sure won't lie. We have limits, you know.

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 20:53

You wear it well

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 16:59

It's a good think skeletons aren't real.

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 00:02

Self-publishing is no substitute for therapy, friend.

387 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 14:28

All your negatives are the reason i love this game. So i would rather them not casualize the game for man babies.

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 14:44

lol yea i know dude i think you are taking this conversation far too seriously for us to be talking about a guy named Cock Knocker

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 18:54

The concept of hell is public domain and God doesn't seem interested in lobbying for a retroactive copyright extension.

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 00:26

Is starting up doom2.exe with the "-file pooper.wad pooper.deh" command enough?

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 03:34

Stop trying to get me to read Archie comics.

392 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7740 01:26

The "ableist" thing seems like something that started out as a joke which SJWs were too spergy to realize was satire.

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 20:13

Most of my time in writers groups has been spent wishing that people spent less time inserting themselves into their books, and more time inserting their books into themselves and then fucking off so the rest of us can get on with it.

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7742 13:57

Also, the demons should have been aliens, or people who got turned into freaks by a disease because they were assholes. If Doom was a movie or a book that's what would happen.

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 13:07

Fuck Blizzard though. They are one droopy penis after they tarnished the good reputation of Diablo.

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 15:10

His ideas are old and unoriginal, he offers no "solutions", he spouts boilerplate Marxism and hangs out with people who shit on the sidewalk while they "occupy" places they could never create on their own initiative.

Color me unimpressed.

397 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 23:47

I didn't know that shitting out of my dick into my balls wasn't normal, but I don't even know who invented the Helicopter so who cares.

398 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 01:01

I’m beginning to believe that women are just too fragile to handle a college environment. Perhaps they should be kept at home until they marry, or at most sent to single-sex finishing schools.

399 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 13:50

>>398
I'm not a woman, but I was certainly too fragile to handle a higher education. I'm smart, I'm wise and well aware that I know nothing.

400 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 18:16 

Brad, I apologize in advance that I’m about to use bad words on your page, but I simply don’t have the time, nor the patience to deal with this fucking troglodyte imbecile in an amicable fashion.
Instead I’m going to mock him, berate him, insult him and his fundamental philosophy, maybe call him some more names, rejoice in my giant majority, maybe add a few more insults, then go to bed, in my giant house in the mountains with my hot athletic wife. I won’t bother to wait for Forest’s response, because it will consist of some poorly thought out sound bytes regurgitated from Mother Jones and a series of links, and I’d rather suck start a 12 gauge than listen to one more fucking doofus tonight.
First off, why won’t anybody answer his question about the gender gap?
Well, Forest, that would be because it is a stupid fucking question.
You’re like that crazy hobo on the subway demanding everyone justify the moon ferrets. But moon ferrets aren’t real, so why waste a bunch of time explaining that to a stinky hobo. But I’ll try, because I’m a retired accountant, and when people like you try to use stats it is like watching a monkey humping a football. So amusing, but kind of sad.
If you mean the pay gap that exists between women, anybody with an ounce of statistical sense knows that it is insignificant when it comes to actual equivalent jobs with equivalent requirements. Once you factor in that women are statistically more likely to take time away from their careers for child rearing and factor that in, the pay difference is statistically insignificant. Unless you work in the Obama White House, because fuck you is why.
Men also tend to work more in dangerous or physically demanding jobs by choice, which also pay better. Nobody forces them to go into those fields. Men also get more STEM degrees and women get more LAS degrees. STEM pays better. Nobody is forcing these men to do math, but men and women are different. If you don’t understand why my accounting degree is more valuable that your gender studies degree, you don’t understand basic econ 101 and supply and demand. So yes, I would like fries with that.
If you mean the gender gap in voting between the parties, just about every psychological study ever conducted by somebody not huffing paint understands that women tend to make decisions more emotionally and men tend to make them more logically. I see you reaching for you Sexist Card, but I said tend. This is not always the case, it is simply a trend. If you don’t like it or find that sexist, you can fuck off and die. Men and women are different. Most of us happen to like that. Some men think more emotionally (like pajama boy metrosexual hipster douchebags for example), and some women think more logically (like hot republican warrior babes), but a trend is a trend.
Now, the DNC being a bunch of sleazy shitwads, do manage to have some people working there who are excellent at stats and marketing. I’m assuming they hire evil republican capitalists for these positions because they show some basic competence. Regardless, these clever people understand the whole emotional reaction thing, and when your platform is mostly bullshit, they aim their marketing at a bunch of heart string tugging, sob story, feel good but do nothing, nonsense that appeals to the big hearted and mushy headed voter. Why yes, I don’t want old people to starve and free health care for everyone! Yay!

401 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 18:17 

As for what have conservatives done for women?
Built America.
Deal with it, motherfucker.
You are pathetic at debating. At some point in time you discovered that if you just post enough bullshit, non-stop, you will win by attrition because most people simply do not give a fuck enough to waste their time debating what is basically a fleshy spambot. You’re so bad at this that you even annoy the shit out of the people you might have convinced. If you had an iota of likability, you might have swayed somebody, but you’re so incredibly shitty at this that even the moderates would rather hang out with Harry Reid, and they’re pretty sure he’s a pedophile.
You do not realize that arguing on the internet is a spectator sport. Nobody ever sways the decided, you fool! The goal is to convince the undecided. And on that count, Amy the Sign Language Gorilla makes a better spokesman than you.
You are basically a Speak and Spell, and instead of when pulling the string you get “THE COW GOES MOO” you get “LINK TO HUFFPO” or “WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION”. Only the Speak and Spell has a use. Children need to learn which animal says moo versus which one barks. You on the other hand, are completely fucking useless, and when it comes to entertainment, my money is on Fisher Price.
When you ask a question, and people answer it, a smart person would then use logic to pick that post apart for the edification of the onlookers and observers. But not you, you just pretend the question wasn’t answered, and keep asking it over and over again. That is the Damien Walter method of arguing, and usually occurs right before somebody with half a brain clubs you like a helpless baby seal.
Don’t feel bad. Compared to Damien, I’m letting you off easy.
I know these things. I’ve seen your kind, and know your methods, which is why rather than debate you, I simply insult you. Then everyone laughs at you. I’m amused. They are amused. We go about our fulfilling lives. You go home, yell at your five cats, then masturbate furiously into your shame pillow while watching episodes of Girls on HBO, before passing out in a puddle of Thunderbird.
Which is why I’m awesome, popular, and rich, and you are a loser with 2 followers. Because you suck, and everyone hates you.
So, at the end of the day, please continue with your link storms, and your tired, boring, hashed out Salon bullshit about the war on women. One of the reason the republicans now have 250 seats in congress is because morons like you have helped to annoy the living shit out of the average American to the point that if a man wearing a HOPE/CHANGE shirt was to step into the intersection in front of their car, they would literally mash the accelerator to the floor, just in the hopes that it was you.
Our many new republican senators thank you.
Now fuck off.

402 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 18:18

Why can't this board software auto wordwrap?

403 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 01:30

>>402
It normally does, but it looks like >>400 and >>401 are set up as code blocks, with either four spaces or a tab character at the beginning of each paragraph. To turn it off, click "More options..." and change the formatting to something other than WakabaMark.

404 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 11:09

I'm planning my bus trip across the country. I want to sit back and see beautiful things.

405 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 14:17

>>402
You should upgrade your "board software" so that it can render HTML.

406 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7747 17:00

>>405
But it can!

407 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7748 03:53

“The weak hate the strong, the mediocre hate the successful, and the lazy hate those who are motivated to approach competence” and if all that fails, then blame the British Empire.

408 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7748 12:44

I told 2yo her shoes were on wrong feet so she crossed legs to "fix" them. She's gonna code in Java. I just know it.

409 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7749 13:16

You don't have to be of the colter to get it people from the colter probably don't get it as well but these new pastas mcp makes really makes you think and get in-depth of the story's 

410 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7749 18:06

You know that could be a possibility. Or I just dont fucking care.
Am i to fall on my sword at the feet of the moderators? Nah, ill just tell them to shove the sword up their asses.

411 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7749 20:20

Bigger problem...He did not like Mr.Rogers, but like Street sharks..He deserved to be hunted by a killer clown.

412 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7750 20:50

Notice: We will have some downtime as we deal with the outcome of stupid.

413 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7751 08:01

wooWOOF Im worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. That BITES!

414 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 06:09

I remember when I became an SJW just like it was yesterday. I was walking through a dark wood. I was alone. The full moon peaked shyly from among the tops of the trees, too coy to give me light to see. Yet I continued through the woods, slowly, ploddingly. And then, I saw it. It's eyes burning with malevolent rage, it's breath hot and thick on the freezing cold night.

An SJW.

Clothed in an XXL t-shirt emblazoned with the words "Male Tears = Delicious", it's corpusculent, asexual body was aglow with evil rage. It howled a horrible howl into the winter night. "SHIIIIIIITTTTLOOOOORRRRDDDD." And I did what any rational, STEM major atheist person would do. I stopped. I turned. And I ran.

As I ran, my athletic body dodged the trees with the grace and cunning of a gorgeous white tailed doe running from a gun shot. I turned, ever so briefly, and saw the SJW crashing clumsily through the trees, each 400 year old oak that stood in its path flattened by the rampaging feminist. And then I tripped over a gnarled root. In an instant, I knew my life as a computer engineer and professional bodybuilder was over. And then the SJW was on me, pinning my perfect body to the ground. I could bench 325 for reps, but it weighed too much. I was weak, xadies and xentlemen. Too weak.

It clawed at my flesh with hairy arms, hairy armpits, hairy legs. The hair on its head was cut short and dyed a curious shade of magenta. To this day the smell, a mix of corn nuts and estrogen, haunts me. I struggled until I could no longer struggle. My eyes teared up in defeat.

"Cisgendered, yes?" It snarled in pidgin English. "Delicious morsel of Cis scum. My blog will love. Oh, but just a bite. To destroy such delicious patriarchy, yes. Just one bite before I end your white, male privilege." I was to be eaten by this monster. To my left, a man in shining white armor stood by and looked at the scene, approvingly. The SJW took a long bite into my perfectly formed deltoid, the blood gushing from its mouth onto the cold surface of the ground below.

Suddenly, a shot rang out in the darkness. The SJW turned and looked, then howled in rage and fear. It scampered off into the night on all fours, it's white knight following just behind, whispering platitudes. A group of men in Guy Fawkes masks looked at my broken body, my life blood oozing from my perfect shoulders. They took me in. Nursed me in their home, a hoke they called 8chan.

But it was too late. I stopped being an egalitarian. I became a feminist.

My body began gaining weight rapidly. I began to accuse my saviors of being complicit in the oppression of minorities and women. My shoulders slumped and my nose looked more and more Jewish as the days went on. Then, before I knew it, I was writing articles about the differences in male and female armor in fantasy games for Polygon. My hair is blue when when it was once a glorious ebony. My penis is shriveled and shrimpy when it was once long and thick and firm. I used to be a pussy slaying alpha. I am a beta now.

I am an SJW. The transformation is complete. I feel the hunger. The energy. When the moon is full and raw, I will tweet about shirts. I will be sated.

415 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 21:26

Yeah you better not do a fucking thing, you fucking cunt. Increase your own fucking post count in your own fucking time.

416 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7753 21:58

I think forcefully trying to fuck someone is a lot worse than saying the word itself.

417 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7754 18:01

I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.

418 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 01:22

Using the arcenstick, the arcenstone is shoved down the urethra until it turns into a kidney stone and must be forced out by painful urination 

419 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7755 01:27

fascinating, but have you ever tried not being such a tremendous faggot?

420 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7756 23:46

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!!?? What a concept -- completely politically incorrect

421 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 13:39

Mike in every single video: "It's like, fuckin', like, it's almost like, fuckin', like..."

422 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 14:14

Yes, there were crimes committed, but a lot of them were the result of a clash of world views – tribalism met the state. Look, it’s not that Native Americans or Africans lived in a state of innocence and harmony with nature. If you believe that, you need to study history and put down Jean Jacques Rosseau. And get out of your mom’s basement. And take the Star Trek posters off the wall. And the Avatar poster, too, while you’re at it.

423 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7757 15:13

The biggest epiphany of my life has been realizing women are only good for sex. I tried for over 3 decades to find something deeper or more meaningful about them. It's not there. I was able to delude myself into thinking it was there, and by dissimulation women often manipulated me until my usefulness had run out.

424 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 17:58

Also, ugly white girl with colored hair = OPINION DISREGARDED

425 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7758 19:21

people on this site are so immature. it makes me SICK.

426 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7759 07:14

What makes them so attractive? Is it like the forbidden fruit that isn't forbidden in the sense that we can act out our latent homosexual desires on the opposite sex?

Freud in innuendo heaven, please heed our call!

427 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 02:04

Stop being a baby. If you make your games shitty on purpose, then fine. If you want to make games that aren't shitty, then listen to criticism. The guy in the first comment didn't say anything nasty to you until you shit in your diaper about it.

428 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 02:57

This is actually a good game for children...I used to play this with my son when he was like 4 or 5 and he loves the shit out of dinosaurs and Godzilla. BTW dinosaurs and humans did indeed live together....the term 'dinosaur' is a new word not used until the 19th century....originally they were called Dragons, Behemoths or Leviathan. There are many tales of men slaying dragons aka dinosaurs...don't listen to your schools, they're all child molesters and liars.

429 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 03:56

I know how hard you work

430 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 04:04

“Sargon: Yeah, but isn’t that what the German said about… the Nazis said about the Jews, though? They (unintelligible)

GT: I mean, they were wrong about the Jews.

Sargon: Yeah, but you’re not considering that you might be wrong about gamergate, either.

GT: I’m not.

KOP: So…

Sargon: That’s my point, though, that’s exactly my point, I mean. I think…

GT: I’m not wrong

Sargon: …that Hitler probably would’ve said the same thing about the Jews.

GT: Yeah, he would’ve been wrong, and I’m not.”

holy fuck

431 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7760 05:44

Why are Dragon Ball GT and a Mesopotamian king are talking about Nazis?

432 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7761 05:45

"Stop living in the 90s." Can the doom community fuck off with this cancer? If we truly "stopped living in the 90's" we'd have stopped playing doom over a decade ago.

433 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7762 20:58

You dont have a brian! smart ass

434 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7762 21:11

FUĆKlNG SPAMING CUNTS. IF I EVER CATCH YOU I WILL STICK A CUNTING KNIFE THROUGH YOUR FUĆKlNG THROATS

435 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7762 21:35

I always come in at the max allowable speed and smash into the canister or rock and send it careening off to space only to zoom after and chase it around like a big stupid interstellar Labradoodle. I thought everyone else did too until now.

436 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7763 22:35

I have possibly the world's stupidest death story. Somewhere in Russia not too long ago, a group of guys got together in a cabin and decided to get drunk. A few of them decided to prove how manly they were and started beating each other with frozen turnips. One guy then decided to up the take it up a notch and cut off his toes with a chainsaw. Moments later, his idiot friend took the chainsaw from him, said "watch this", and sawed his own head off with the chainsaw. The moral of this story is alcohol, chainsaws, and Russians should never be in the same place at the same time.

437 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7764 04:55

Eh, I’ll live. That’s one of the nice things about being a conservative– you get pretty thick skin pretty fast. And I almost feel sorry for Our Betters, the Liberals, in that regard ― when I find out a celebrity doesn’t share my politics, or that the media are lying about a story, or that some government program had the opposite of its intended effect, I just shrug, because that’s par for the course for us. Meanwhile, they have to expend god alone knows how much effort dodging reality every single day in order to keep the faith. It must be an exhausting way to live. At some point they should turn to the Dark Side, if only to catch their breath….

438 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7765 02:02

The best reason not to strike a woman today is that you will never be able to get rid of her afterwards.

439 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7766 03:36

Can u play five nights at fuckboys pls. Its a real game

440 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7766 13:17

I actually work with bees and people seem to fail to realize when they aren't flying they are crawling all over each other. When the bee that is standing on the actual surface loses his footing all the bees over him or using him for support take the fall with him. Almost every time we check on the hive we see this happen and when they hit the ground its similar spilling some water out of a bucket. Now as someone said about removing them from their hive and stuffing them in a bag for a long time....don't fuck with that bag...don't even hold it. I will stick my hand in a hive "carefully" before I stick a finger in a bag of bees from an unknown location 

441 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7767 17:02

Well if history is any indication, they want to keep foreign powers locked in a war in the Middle East. After all it was the long bloody war between the USSR and militants in Afghanistan that was one of the main contributing factors of the Soviet Collapse. By 1987 when the USSR finally started to pull out of the country, they had already sunk millions if on billions of their currency and several thousands troops into what was more or less an unwinnable war. Combine that with a stagnated economy back home and it becomes pretty clear that the USSR was not long for this world. Even if things like Cherynobyl didn't happen.

442 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7767 22:38

It's not a tree... It's a tentacle!!!

443 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7768 00:36

Wow, this is really interesting. We've all seen cartoon characters being eaten alive by giant monsters and then escaping, and now the story transforms to the real life? Crazy stuff. Quite disgusting and questionable from the animal rights perspective but fascinating as hell. I've never even thought that this could be done.

444 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7768 01:04

You should go over to his dads place and play some Jew music

and by Jew music I mean a bunch of lizards hissing over a steady 4/4 beat

445 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7768 03:14

You should breed it with a bulldog

446 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7769 14:35

teachin kids that if santas lost his trousers stick a sword up his ass loool

447 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7769 15:27

Oh, and I renamed it. I suddenly had a thought that the words "dump" and "shit" didn't mix well in the title.

448 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7769 16:45

My second fort running has been annihilated by legendary weregirraffes.

449 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7769 20:48

Third time's the charm.

450 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7769 20:49

I guess this one is for Zdoom zombies only.

451 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7769 22:58

If you don't like the way they're doing things in Louisiana, you can always move to a deep-blue Democrat wonder city like Detroit, whose economy is flourishing after generations of unchallenged left-wing dominance.

452 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7771 04:50

Actually, the bigger the black hole, the smaller the tidal effects. With a black hole of (say) 100 million solar masses, such as you will find in the core of an elliptical galaxy, a human being could pass through the event horizon without even noticing the tidal forces. With an ordinary stellar black hole, it is just as you say.

Of course, the tidal forces continue to increase after passing the event horizon, and increase (in theory) to infinity at the singularity, so a few seconds later our hypothetical human would be stretched into quantum spaghetti. And because he was already inside the black hole, no force in the universe could prevent him from reaching that point.

453 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7771 14:43

Ours is a broken society. Because fat girls sat on it

454 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7771 14:51

Dear Harvard Law Students,

My condolences about all the sand, with respect to your vaginas.

Signed,

Shut the Fuck Up You Whiny Shits

455 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7771 15:03

John Romero's Head on a pike. The real one, that is.

456 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7772 21:02

"The earth's climate has been changing for billions of years, but our secret organization has found a way to freeze it right where it is. Send us money to help!"

457 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7773 05:33

It's not nice to make fun of nazis, actually. Of course you know jack shit about them cause your a roblox queer.

458 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7773 16:05

They are looking at everything but the glaring factor: radiofrequency radiation has exploded into the environment. See the presentation on study of mice from Johns Hopkins scientist, and other presentations, at C4ST in the MD Symposium. For heaven's sake, voltage gated calcium exchanges are flipped on, and blood brain barrier is harmed and therefore, leaks, and hormones that protect sleep and from cancers are depleted by the RF allowed by FCC. The industry RUNS everything, thus, the science showing the harm of RF and microwaves is suppressed or ignored. We are no longer at "let's take precautions." We are at emergency action time here to save people, including fetuses, from radiofrequency radiation - a biological hazard.

459 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7773 19:29

The leftist longs to have even that minimal responsibility removed ― picking between Charmin and Angel Soft is just too much for them; they need government-issue toilet paper.

460 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7774 16:51

>>459 Given the quality of stuff that state owned enterprises produce, I think wiping my ass with a pine cone would be better than government issue toilet paper.

461 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7775 22:05

There has not been any conclusive studies that show an association between smoking marijuana and gynecomastia.

462 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7777 00:16

Overrated. Wind power is more effective in my opinion.

463 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7777 22:03

mike's wang started the mike's wang joke because it is a sentient wang 

464 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7777 22:08

This was a good video but I got really spooked when mike started talking about skeletons, and how there could even be one inside you.

465 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7778 22:47

To be fair, all these people can't keep his penis "out of their mouth".

466 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7778 22:59

pamela anderson requiring an introduction has irrevocably aged me.

467 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7779 10:38

Can you start a separate channel where it's just you trying to say words like "polka dot" and "robot" over and over?

468 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7779 10:39

When I first saw the thumbnail I thought he actually had a giant flaming
penis with a mega-sperm emerging.

469 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7779 16:20

Agreed. The whole point to this character existing is "look at me, I am gay. I exist to be gay and am all about being gay." Now that I wrote that down maybe art does imitate life?

470 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7780 02:59

You were also an invention created by accident

471 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7780 03:13

I would like to offer myself to a scientific institute as a test subject to be sent into a black hole. If there are any people who know how I could make this dream a reality please contact me. This is not a joke. I am completely Sincere in my proposition.

472 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7780 18:02

It's topics like this that make me not want to have kids. Not because I am afraid of something like "birth trauma" but because I am afraid of becoming the kind of woman in which every little goddamn thing that doesn't reaffirm my sense of goddess-like birth wonder causes me to assume that I am being violated in some sense.

473 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7781 00:39

I use it all the time, it works well. I get dry lips a lot. I think it's because I can't breathe through my nose a lot. My nose is crooked and sometimes I can only breathe through one nostril, especially at night. I sleep with my mouth open a lot. Not sure why, I remember I got a soccer ball kicked into my nose as a kid and my nose bleed a lot because of it. Also I used to snort cocaine, that might have something to do with it. I talked to my doctor about it and asked if he could refer me to a specialist, but he basically just told me to use chapstick and drink more water.

474 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7781 21:51

If you're in a rut, spear a hog.

475 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7782 17:49

All I heard was "ERMERGERD! THE DOSBOX SPLASH SCREEN HERTZ MEY ANUS!"

476 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 00:29

Life would be so much better if there were lolis doing random jobs. Imagine a place where jobs like baristas, librarians, mechanics, farmers, missionaries, barbers, bakers, and mail/package delivery were all done by lolis. I would be able to wake up, check to see if I got a package by the loli mailgirl, walk down the street to get a coffee made by a loli, walk across the street and get some cookies made by a loli, and then walk home.

Literally for once in my life I would feel like I could see the point in having a job, because then I could be around lolis. It would also get me out of my room more than now. As things are now I haven't ever had a job and I haven't left the house in two months.

477 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 01:53

Yes. This game is basically a shitty version of Corpse Party.

478 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 02:02

I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.

479 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 05:01

"she is naked with nudity".... best comment ever lol oh no, she should be naked with clothes

480 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7783 12:52

The sulfur chemistry of FOOF remains unexplored, so if you feel like whipping up a batch of Satan's kimchi, go right ahead.

481 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 18:56

And I suppose naming my rival in Pokemon "Dicks" ruins the immersion?

482 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 20:36

you make my skin crawl

483 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7784 23:43

I don't think you understand, the people you say that are so called Christians, and promote terrible things, are not actually Christians! If you where a Christian you would understand what's right and wrong, just because you're nice doesn't mean your going to heaven! You have to believe in god! Love him! Love that Jesus Christ died on the cross! And just think about this, Jesus suffered and suffered, got whipped, and got hung on an old cross. Just because he didn't want us to go to hell, I don't understand how you can even live like that! If you're one of those weird people that thinks the earth is a million years old, well that was proven wrong when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon! If you don't know what I mean, I'll explain it for your little brain, Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon, thinking that he would sink down in the dust of the moon. Because he thought since the moon was here for millions and millions of years, there should be a Clapton of dust! Well... There wasn't, so there is how evolution doesn't exists or the Big Bang.

484 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 02:10

I like how you can seduce people now with WoL.

I lost a war to Charlemagne but at least I'm banging his wife.

485 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 03:42

You may wonder why feminists never stop writing about rape.
The answer is simple: Minus rape, feminism stands exposed as a trivial lists of complaints ― women not “empowered” enough in TV shows, Liz Lemon selling out the sisterhood on 30 Rock, Negative Body Image You Guys in the media, etc.
Minus rape, feminism is rather too obviously a list of trivial complaints by comfortable yet hysterical semi-affluent white women.

486 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7786 22:38

One clean slice would have fixed it all. Good job not cutting off your dick, now you're going to die.

487 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7787 08:49

Societal constructs limit us to acknowledging only two genders... I have always believed that gender is more like a rainbow. The only condition you may suffer from is the "Human" condition:) Thanks for sharing, you are beautiful.

488 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7788 20:28

Here is a known thing: the error bar in the estimates of CO2 from biomass decay exceeds the entire amount of CO2 emission attributed to humans.

489 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7789 16:30

Upon reflection, what Leftists resemble are not herbivores, but pets. They take no responsibility for their own survival; their ideology makes them smug in the illusory assurance that Master will always look after them. And they sneer at the unkempt coats and unfat bellies of the animals who know how to fend for themselves. They mistake their incapacity for superiority, and take their weakness as a badge of bon ton. Because you know, strength is so gauche, and so unequal.

490 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7790 03:35

"I'm going to put on an animal suit today and only communicate with squeaking noises but be entirely serious about it and expect people to take me seriously." - A thing a real life person thinks.

491 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7791 04:17

FYI this is a mnemonic device to help you remember the ascending order of star class. For the less common star classes you can add a L T and Y afterwords so the device becomes Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss M, Less Tongue Yo.

492 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7791 11:58

NUCKEAR WEAPONS DO NOT EXIST ... NEITHR DOES DARK MATTER, BLAC HOLES, PULSARS AND THE BIG BANG.... 

493 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7791 19:31

He's asking whether there is any kind of link between posting on this website using a personal identification code, and impecuniousness.

494 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7795 22:41

Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego

495 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7796 13:46

I had a dream in which I was an event planner for a space race. It was fun until the tentacles part then things just got weird.

496 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7796 22:42

This is why I predict something like Promise Keepers 2.0 will emerge in short order. A group that says, basically, that the one requirement for joining is: Don’t be a pussy. We believe that effort is worthwhile, that pain is fleeting (and builds character), and above all, that the kind of man modern culture in general, and the educational system in particular, wants you to be, is contemptible.

Any organization with that motto alone ― “quit being pussies” ― would immediately gain 500,000 members.

497 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7798 09:44

It's a flattering offer, but no, thank you. It is, however, only reasonable
for me to explain why, so here's why:

1) To implement your algorithm would require me to gain information from
you, and this has historically proved to be a daunting and fruitless task;
2) there is the risk that, were I to implement your algorithm, this might in
some way be seen as my endorsement of its validity, and I have my reputation
to think of;
3) I have better things to do with my time.

498 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7798 20:46

In many ways, radical Islam is tailor made for Leftists: without any accomplishments, without anything to offer anyone, you get to think of yourself as holy and superior. And you get a free pass on killing and raping anyone who disagrees with you. What's not to like?

499 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7799 07:33

Fake Rihanna videos are actually a virus don't click!

500 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7799 14:31

>>498
The comments you pick get more funky each time, vox-populi-kun.

501 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7799 17:51

>>500
Ain't they tasty?

502 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7799 23:30

Reason given for ban: China

503 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7800 01:49

Do folks in Paris still think Islam is the Religion of Peace?

504 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7800 16:55

Wow reay?
U guys are having problem with sexual
U gust show his gigantic bonner to girl to prepair having a sex
Jesus

505 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7800 17:57

Is there an easy way for a 1995 Buick century custom? Please help.

506 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7800 19:17

3 years ago

YOU TUBE POSTINGS GET BETTER AND BETTER ALL THE TIME, GREAT CRAMPS THING GOING ON , VERY CREATIVE AND LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE WITH LIKEWISE OPEN MINDED PEOPLES LIVING ALTERNATIVELY WITHIN A HARSH CAPITALIST SOCIETY.

507 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7801 03:50

You do have to wonder... what happened when the Klingons ran across the random super entities, minor gods, and historical recreations of there home world? There must have been a high fleet attrition rate for all the ships killed by god like beings that they fired torpedoes at.

508 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7802 02:12

Prehistoric woman, say Moir and Jessel, with a shorter life span and more pregnancies than modern women, could expect 10 menstruations in her life. Modern women can expect 400! We have to put up with 40 times more shit from our women than biology ever intended, and they expect us to believe that we are the problem. Contrary to toxic rumor, pregnant women are the happiest, most centered, women in the world. Women were intended to spend the great part of their young lives pregnant, not working in offices. It's a biological fact.

509 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7802 04:40

Urine used to be used as an ingredient for cloth dye.

510 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7803 16:00

Shorter media response to Charlie Hebdo massacre: "but although while perhaps maybe."

511 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7805 07:51

I really should bring this classic to my philosophy professor's attention.

512 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7805 12:23

The sexual superwoman may be riddled with cleverly designed orifices of various kinds, something like a wriggly Swiss cheese, but shapelier and more fragrant; and her supermate may sprout assorted protuberances, so that they intertwine and roll all over each other in a million permutations of The Act, tireless as hydraulic pumps"

513 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7805 23:45

I believe I've nearly perfected my Anti Plagiarism Format. It's embedded into
the FAQ itself, so anyone who tries to steal it would have to basically
rewrite a very large portion of the document. I also decided to drop the dummy
tags since they were too obvious a trick (and a thief would have to be totally
stupid to fall for them). Besides, the REAL format is far better that the tags
could ever be. I know the formula for it and you don't. Oh yeah ... and I have
documentation in case a court of law ever needs it.

514 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7806 00:11

The Hivemind incantation of “privilege” is best viewed as a tacit admission by bitter losers that genes and heritage matter, as does self-discipline, and that they resent having been saddled with the polluted bloodlines of degenerates.

515 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7807 03:36

Requesting a well dressed and mildly nerdy demon girl similar to the reference who's breasts expand whenever her horns are rubbed or someone talks about new technology. She's having her horns rubbed by another sexy demon girl which is making her rather horny and on top of that she's talking about some high tech mumbo jumbo she doesn't fully understand. The demon girl is trying her very best not to enjoy it, but she is and it's quite obvious by her face, popping blouse and expanding breasts with perky nipples through her shirt/bra. Not really into full on nudity or liquids though and apologies if that ruins the request. Partly intended to be silly, but definitely a little erotic.

516 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7807 20:04

No one has the right not to be offended. Sometimes the thing that hurts the most is the thing you most need to hear.

517 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7808 01:35

OK, heres the line up:
vocals: Jacobi maculate, jay persona, Brandi brutality
strings: rico suave(electric guitar), nikki love(acoustic& bass)
keyboard: Stevie w
drums: we still need one of these

518 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7810 22:09

my pain is your treasure

519 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7811 04:34

this is kind of a funny video that i decided to make because both my parents passed away and it would cheer me up, please be easy on the comments, thanks!

520 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7812 02:31

“They were talking about [killing] hundreds of millions. They were enthusiastic about it, and I just cannot understand that,”

A German can't understand that?

521 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7812 16:30

Sir Humphrey Appleby was years ahead of his time.

522 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7813 06:43

whatever dude, i'm gonna keep eating cereal while playing castlevania

523 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7813 11:01

I guess sometimes I forget not everyone smokes everyday. well one thing I noticed when I first started smoking weed, is when ever I would get anxiety. it was not due from the plant. it was due to the fact I was freaking myself out. after I got my medical marijuana card and did not care who knew I was high and did not care how high I was around people, all the anxiety went out the door. So to everyone that gets freaked out at times when they smoke. I say just take a breath and know it is all in your head. just stop freaking yourself out. do not care if you get to high or who knows.

524 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7816 02:30

I hope to hand some control to a committee or something. God did not ban networking, but I insist on the 100,000 line limit. We could probably have FTP and TELNET. I don't want a full browser and all that. It's hard to explain, but it's kind-of designed to be small. Multimedia would fragment memory with big files. I really don't want it a complete operating system. I really want it to be a secondary OS, for the next thousand years, that lives peacefully dual booting on machines, along side your primary OS. 640x480 16 color is definitely a rule from God. Therefore, you want another OS for normal stuff.

525 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7816 20:03

And b'coz of your stupid "western influence" Japan goes to conquer Asia and bomb America

526 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7816 20:41

Why wouldn't I want people to be victims?

527 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7817 01:43

RE: the Bechdel test. There are dangers in taking punchlines from obscure comics too seriously, especially when Debbie Does Dallas passes the test and Pacific Rim does not.

528 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7817 02:00

That's it. I'm unleashing the super flu.

529 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7818 01:37

I'm still willing to compromise on some vital issues...I'm not an arsehole all the time and sometimes I'm also very...submissive...

530 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 08:17

im 75 percent german and im bloned hair blue eyed and im not a nazi haha noobs

531 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 20:37

Feminists, of course, would like to see that trope transformed, so that Bella stakes the vampire, has the werewolf put down at the pound, and runs off with a woman who looks like Pete Rose.

532 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 02:24

>>527 Queen's Blade passes the test.

533 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 04:37

>>532
So does Lucky Star, but Anna Karenina doesn't. I don't think this is a very good test.

534 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 09:30

Stan, define “safety net.” Libertarians don’t want to make it illegal for you to donate as much of your money as you want, of your own free will, to private charities that assist the indigent.

I could be wrong, and I welcome correction from any Libertarians who may be present, but I believe that what Libertarians object to is the vast and metastasizing, inherently corrupt, inherently inefficient, government agencies, funded by money extorted from the productive at bayonet point, controlling the nation’s health care systems. Among other objections, it is that sooner or later the bean-counters begin to look at the patients as fiscal liabilities (the six-figure GS18 salaries paid to vast armies of Regional Executive Directors for Diversity Studies and Community Outreach are, oddly, not), which leads directly and immediately to what the UK Health Ministry euphemistically calls “the Liverpool Care Pathway,” i.e., State-sanctioned murder at the hands of physicians.

535 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7823 21:53

“Upper Class” is when people hang out with you because its to their monetary and social advantage to do so. Usually because your daddy is rich/influential/famous.

“Working class” is when people hang out with you because they like you.

“Lower class” is when you are a lazy asshole who people hang out with in case they might get a chance to steal your bottle of Lamb’s Navy Rum.

536 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7823 22:30

Everyone hates the west until they actually want to start improving their quality of life.

537 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7824 00:13

it only takes one time of a BMW flying up your ass at 140mph before the fear is instilled in you though

538 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7825 01:03

>>532 Well, it has one fat single mama.

539 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7825 18:13

>>532-533

Yuru Yuri, Non Non Biyori and K-On don't feature girls discussing men even once! Clearly, moe anime is the last bastion of true female equality in this world.

540 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7826 03:01

I’ve talked to a lot of people who are more successful than me and most of them have mentioned that the best businesses require the least amount of human interaction.

541 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7829 14:23

I consider liberalism and leftism to be based on feminine defects. After all, they are ultimately based on envy and leveling, and those are definitely female sins.

542 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7829 15:42

>>539
They talk about sawa-chan's lack of a boyfriend in K-On occasionally.

They also talk about how Natsumi wanted to marry her brother when she was younger in Non Non Biyori (actually, I suppose they agree [i]not[/i] to talk about it)

543 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7829 15:48

>>542
Too many textboard markups to keep track of sorry!

544 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7833 18:59

You don't subconsciously undress a child and start having sex with it. It requires intentional planning.

545 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7834 04:05

Freelance writer, mainly about cinema. Besides movies, other things I'm into are books, travel, cats, conversation, music (classical and jazz), theatre, good food and wine. And - as you can maybe tell from the pic - I love to spank....

546 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7835 18:28

what if I'm a rabbit from the moon who shoots bullets that look like suppositories

547 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7836 05:39

"London Mayor Boris Johnson has said his comments that Hillary Clinton looked like a 'sadistic mental health nurse' should be taken in a 'light-hearted spirit.'"

548 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7836 20:10

This is what always happens when you engage progs and SJW's in battle.

You go in thinking it's going to be an epic assault, a tremendous, imperial smackdown.

And it just turns out to be some simpering neurotic, a psychotic in a wheelchair, or a self-loathing pudge with a big lawn.

549 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7837 01:17

Pretty sure the composer of this song was like LOL I'M COMPOSING A SONG THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SING TROLOLOL. and Cecilia was like: LE CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. and then she went and perfected it and was like YOU MAD BRO?

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7838 00:03

because privilege. Or something. Same way some twat claimed Israelis were racists because they DON’T rape Palestinian women.

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7838 12:01

>>550
Just gonna leave a quick remark on how often any prejudice or unawareness of cultural or historical differences is called "racism". Israelis are nationalistic as fuck, but are they racist?

552 Name: Name : 1993-09-7838 21:51

Judge: “Why’d you kill your wife?”

Hubby: “Figured it easier than killing another man every other week or so.”

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7838 22:06

I'd fire 90% of the police, disarm the rest, keep the detectives, arm the citizens, throw out the Third Worlders - and crime would drop 90%.

554 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 01:26

I'm a doctor and I think all you idiots should shut the hell up.

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 02:19

check em

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 02:30

The site has been down the past couple of months because of a problem with executing the proper scripts. This mostly has to do with the free hosting we are currently with and I plan to start to host the website myself. During this move I wanted to update the site to tablecat's lastest textboard script, but transforming the threads to the new formatting has proven troublesome. But most of all I've been struggling with depression, which I find hard to admit. My entire life has been on hold for the past couple of months and I'm slowly getting a hold of the reins again. I'm sorry for letting you guys down for so long and I hope to have the site up and running as soon as possible.

In hopeful spirits I have changed the homepage artwork to a spring aesthetic slightly earlier this year.

557 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 05:11

"I produced movies in the States, where it's illegal." Huh? Also "clock loving friend" and "visibly raping the chiwawa" haha. This one sounded more like a reaaallly messed up PSA on alcoholism than a creepypasta.

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 05:27

>>556
I've really missed the Post Office. I'm glad he's still around and hasn't forgotten the board, and I hope he feels better soon. It was a cozy place.

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 13:36

At least one of these websites shows the giant Kama Sutra vajayjay among the other selfies. And of course there's the tiny impse scene in the corner of one of the selfie pictures. Tiny, but still... there's something funny about managing to coax many many websites into proudly publishing creepy Doom pornography without even realizing.

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 15:19

I always like to imagine the people who like my videos as zombies or demons descending upon and tearing apart those who dislike my videos in the most violent ways possible.

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 15:26

Ya know, these places still have those posters, but now it's evil twitter birds or figures eavesdropping on a singing blue bird to tell employees to not be idiots and yammer on social media.

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 17:33

Interesting points, but they merely hint at the underlying cause.
Liberals suffer arrested development.
Feminism is stuck in the third grade, where all boys are yucky.
The broader left suffers the insecurities of high school, desperately wanting to be part of the in-crowd.
There’s nothing truly funny about John Stewart. He semi-smirk is merely a signal for the cool kids to laugh.
At first, the followers don’t know why they are laughing; over time it becomes a conditioned response.

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7840 05:41

>>562
I agree with everyone here, regardless of where you copied it from.
I suppose you posted it because you're some SJW who thinks it's funny.

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7840 07:56

Life Insurance Saleslady Who Tempts With Her Pit Hair – She Closes Contracts 100% of the Time, A Slut Who’s Furry Above and Below You Can Surely Have Passionate Sex With

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7840 19:19

Two Homo Teens heading towards a town named deepwood,suddenly this story switched from scary to Downrite Uncomfortable!!!!

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7841 17:57

I don't get all the fuhrer about anti-democratic Germans. I just can nazi a problem.

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7841 17:59

>>563
Flaw in your reasoning there. SJWs have no sense of humor.

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7841 21:58

Imagine that the purpose of the entire game was to quickly kill monsters and open doors and portals to find a toilet and poop in peace.

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7842 01:45

It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7842 14:44

I can pronounce it. I just pronounce it differently than you do.

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7843 01:13

I thought I would be here someday but I never was.

572 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7844 00:01

This is dated June 1996, long before Muslims even existed.

573 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7845 17:12

I think, that given time, leftists will destroy anything they have influence over.

574 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7845 17:42

Mate your vids are such shit... just find something real to talk about... like aliens or something...

575 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7846 21:12

Mine was pretty deaf from being on his truck and tractor rig. Did you know that in men as we age the first hearing range to go is the one women’s voices fall into? There is a god and he wants us to be happy.

576 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7846 22:29

Jews and Zionist with the hand of America did more bad things that the japs ever could do for the own Americans. Why? Because America are niggers.

577 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7847 17:37

Masturbation is rape.

I think.

Damn, it’s really hard to keep all this shit straight.

578 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7847 18:14

>>577
Did a man experience sexual pleasure in a non-gay, non-submissive way? It's rape.

579 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7847 20:24

>>578
You could've saged

580 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7848 14:29

"Social Justice" is the itchy butthole of the body politic.

581 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7848 17:57

>>579
Fuck sage and fuck people who use it.

582 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7848 18:33

Yeah, that's a shitty life. Walking around naked all day, eating, humping or peeing on whatever and licking his own crotch whenever he feels like. People just constantly coming up and hug him and giving him tasty meats and telling him he is good. A living hell, for sure.

583 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7848 21:41

>>581
I think you know where the door is.

584 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7849 17:29

Gamer gate is clearly the invasion of Italy.

Oh shit. Does that mean we're going to eventually face a line of goths?

Cause the Battle of Hot Topic is not a hill I want to die on if I can avoid it.

585 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7849 17:33

>>583
Kiss my ass.

586 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7849 21:10

I’m a feminist because … it’s the only defense mechanism I can think of to dull the pain of knowing that thousands of years worth of female sacrifice passing on my blood line will be be bequeathed to a cat.

587 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7850 16:57

Girls are yucky. I hear they don't even have wieners.

588 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7850 23:04

When you connect it to pc and put some song. Whats the procedure of doing it. Thanks

589 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7851 02:31

It is because they hate the truth that these people attack General Franco. He stood up successfully against judeo-communist subversion, and the illuminati jews have never forgiven him for defeating them. It's also why these people attack the Spanish Inquisition, which saved Spain from subversion by marrano jews. Had it not done so, Spain would have been infiltrated by these enemies of Christ just as the physical institutions of the Catholic Church were in 1958 when infiltrating freemasons and jews hijacked the papal conclave and elected one of their own - Antipope John XXIII, a Rosicrucian and heretic. Hence the eruption of 'pedophilia' (actually homosexuality) in the newly born judeo-masonic sect of Vatican II, which has since been masquerading as the Catholic Church. This is exactly what happens when people turn away from God. They are afflicted with all kinds of spiritual and moral diseases.

Oh, and by the way, God does exist. And, yes, you are currently on the road to Perdition.

590 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7851 19:29

She doesn't deserve things, she is a fictional character not a real actual live woman

591 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7852 05:55

Scientists these days have no sense of adventure. They're all obsessed with research, data, and observation instead of good ole stick poking.

592 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7852 21:52

Wasn't it the left who always screamed at the Moral Majority, "if you don't like it, change the channel!"?

593 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7853 14:43

My mother took mine away when I filled it my unirne

594 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7853 18:09

>>593
Drunk

595 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7853 18:47

Ahhhh, well yeah that's fair enough, I like most words for the anus so I use many of them daily.

596 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 01:08

I couldn't hold a straight face through the release trailer because it looked hilariously lame. Taking an anorexic hooker who's half bald and calling her bombshell doesn't help.

597 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 02:07

I hope you are looking forward to taking robot dicks in 50 years, time, because that is the only way you will be able to make money !!!

598 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 07:48

I love the smell of dirty panties. Each zone of scent.

Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).

Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.

Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.

Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.

Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.

599 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 12:58

I'd rather sniff the girl's crotch directly.

600 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 18:43

If anyone wants to see how rabbits behave when free resources are gone, all he has to do is watch footage of a Black Friday riot.

Also, 600get.

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 19:08

great story. ill listen anyways even though Otis Jiry breast you to this story

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7856 23:57

I WANTED HIM TO SHOW A MIDDLE FINGER. I CAN'T PLACE THE FINGER BEHIND THE THUMB BECAUSE I'M USING MSPAINT.

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 00:56

The fantasy scotsman's preposterousness is second only to that of the psychedelic jester in a box thing.

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 19:27

I can tell you gays sometimes get fascinated by omegas & sigmas thinking their being quite means they are having deep mysterious thoughts. That must be why NY Times reporters keep getting beat up by homeless men they hire for sex.

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 20:19

I don't see why we need functional programming. Linq is basically Haskell anyway.

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 21:02

No no, it's mostly dead or all dead. If they are mostly dead, then there's a chance you can save their lives if your plot says you can. If they are all dead, then you go through their pockets for spare change.

607 Name: (>. <) : 1993-09-7857 23:12

"Vaporwave is relaxing as fug. Thanks for the recs!"

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 02:38

The western Touhou fanbase is dead anyway. I just enjoy the series on my own and don't bother caring what the rest of you retards are up to.

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 12:50

wich is a more disturbing game kiko, barbie the explorer or anvil of doom?

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 23:11

... and I could go on and on but my point is, DSP really is Chris-Chan 2.0

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7860 20:27

Must have been the same assholes that put Conan 1 and 2 on the same disc; which I have.

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7860 22:47

Every time I treated a woman as an adult human being, I was disappointed.

Every time I treated a woman with indifference or as a spoiled child in need of a firm hand, I was rewarded.

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 13:38

That one is easy. The only genuinely feminine thing about Lambdas is that they absolutely crave attention like a heroine addict craves his next hit.

Consequently they gravitate towards show business. Once there they look after each other's interests. It's called the Gay Mafia for a reason.

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 17:20

Megaman Battle Network 4 Red Sun GBA

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 17:51

The Chaos champion is really the tiger. He just has a guy sit on his back to confuse people.

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 18:28

Coffee is only great when it is extremely sweet.

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 22:02

you guys come off as rather snooty in this list. i didn’t enjoy it.

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 23:01

what i cant believe is that your brain can just switch off like a light switch. i mean after everything you have done in your're life, memories, feelings, events taken place, education etc there is no way in hell your brain can just go boop and shut down. im not religious, but i believe something fucking awesome happens when you die 

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 00:01

Two things about this:
1): it is a demon.
2): it ran slowly on my nice, new computer.
other than that, it looked ok...to be honest i did not try for that long because it as so slow.

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 07:07

I went on the Elliot Rodger ride at Universal Studios. It went on for 4 hours. 3 and a half of those hours are spent looking at a fake sunset. The carts of the little train you ride are shaped like BMWs.

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 15:35

>>614
blue moon actually took skill and good deck making to use its cross souls

red sun and search soul basically killed any good cross-play

all blue moon had going for it was wood soul, and even then, that was weak unless you set it up with area-grabs, same with blues soul, and both of those still got countered by wind soul

the only way blue could win was a very lucky red-light-green-light or insane levels of junk soul cheesing

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 21:51

This is very true. I love Nates videos but his titles do spoil quite a bit of the story. Hopefully he will read this and stop that soon because he is honestly one of my favorite CP narrators.

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 22:32

Loved this game, not sure if I loved killing the trapped prisoners, or the entire game, but loved it regardless.

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7863 18:36

Marriage is a contract between the state and a woman, to fuck a man out of his money. The gov't wants you to be married, the woman wants you to be married, why?

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 02:48

My Texas born-and-bred brother, who has lived in the UK for 40 years, says the difference between people here and there is that in the US, someone gets a fancy new car and the neighbors share in the excitement/fun, believing that they, too, could get one. In the UK, the neighbors are resentful and want to put the car owner back “in his place,” down at their level.

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 06:29

Soon these mercenaries will be jerking Boko Haram guys off the battlefield, spanking them mercilessly with a heavy hand. I've no doubt they have a firm grip on the problem. My guess is that the Boko Haram will try to spurt out of their hiding places, ejaculating pleas for mercy as they are caught in a ruthless South African twist.

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 13:19

How to prove you're not a neckbeard: Avoid the shit out of threads entitled "Prove you're not a neckbeard".

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 16:36

Good comment. I never thought of that. When I was young lad and a lot more liberal I was also pretty fucking full of myself. As I have aged and realized this world is crazy nuts and I don't understand it and nobody could possibly comprehend it all, I have become much more conservative in life.

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 20:43

I personally do not associate apes with any human culture or race. If other people wish to do so, that is their prerogative. I am not, never have been, and hopefully never will be a racist. This project started out as an experiment and a way to practice my pixel art, and for whatever reason the face ended up looking somewhat like a monkey, so I thought it would be fun to try pixelling a monkey's face. If you want to associate a certain race with apes you are of course free to do so, but if you do then I see that as being racist, not the fact that the image is of a monkey with an afro.

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7866 05:05

It's a very interesting argument. I totally agree that people should ease up on fictional lolis and focus on stopping real life lolis.

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7866 16:13

AAGGH YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, ADJECTIVE-MAN! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, EVER!

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7867 20:46

I have a lot of respect and sympathy for the Jews. They are an admirable people in many ways. I very much enjoyed their hospitality in Israel and hope that country has a bright future. But when it comes to politics, many of them are stark, raving bonkers.

Another great diaspora - the Chinese - don't behave this way. Ever seen Chinese people in Europe or America demanding open borders so hordes of Chinese-haters can pour in and menace their children? Me neither.

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7869 02:38

Your girlfriend is equal parts the internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.

I'd imagine you can talk to her but she won't answer you.

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7869 22:51

Her armor has wings because it's an eagle motif and they open when she flies because magic is all about mad stylin'.

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7870 21:39

I am still upset that my suggestion of Spock Dock didn't make it in game

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7871 08:44

Male or female
Which one is he or she
its got a full rack of breasts
and a large pee-pee

She can be fucked real well
to pleasure a man
but if her member done swell
then the opposite can

I love this person be it a woman or a boy
She gibe me pleasure more than any sex toy
Worth more than a female, less ugly than a man
transgender does sex much better than any other sex can

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 15:07

I've never had In-n-Out, but the Five Guys near me is gross. The burgers are so greasy that the bun is basically paste by the time I get to the table.

So, yeah, Hawkguy knows what it's about.

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 22:42

I really wish that tactical turnbased combat would come back. I think the problem is that "realtime" is a buzz word. I still remember seeing an advertisement for a racecar simulation game that listed "Realtime Action!" as one of the features... I had to laugh because I was getting SO tired of Turn-based Racecar games...

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 23:52

The entire premise of Pokemon is enslaving the cutest things in the world and making them pit-fight, so I think I'm inured to the discomfort of injuring cute creatures.

640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7873 19:32

I finished the game today. There are no puzzles, satisfying or otherwise.

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 14:23

That raises a different issue that I'll try to explain by analogy: I imagine that there would not be a statistically significant difference between the percentage of people in prison who would normally identify as gay and the people outside prison who would normally identify as gay. Nevertheless, prison rape is a thing that happens disproportionately.

Similarly, to a crackhead in a morgue another hole might be nothing more or less than another opportunity. Details like "being a child" are secondary to "I bet my penis could fit in this," so throwing around the term pedophile isn't useful here as a description.

642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 16:29

I wrote what I wrote. I said what I said. Stop this "so you're telling me" and "so you're claiming" bullshit. If you can't address exactly what I wrote, not some idiotic revision of your own device, then you're not tall enough for this ride and you don't belong here.

643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 23:05

Theres a nude female creature on the title screen so I give it at least 8/10 points!

644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7875 14:00

I will NEVER hire a liberal arts major from any college unless they admit they were idiots and are repentant for being so.

645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7875 23:14

Nihilism is a muffled fart in a coffin six feet under wet dirt.

646 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 16:53

As a guy with a decent head of hair, forced baldness would drive me to evil vengeance as well.

647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 18:20

GREAT, SO NOW ON TOP OF BEING MISTAKEN FOR EVERY DAMN RANDOM CREATURE IN HISTORY, I'M GONNA BE TOLD STORIES OF HOW I WAS A CHILD-RESCUING GHOST SPIDER?

648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 19:12

I never knew Apple deliberately set out to become the Scientology of computers.

I just thought that was a happy accident.

649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 19:24

Right you are:

Give someone a fat lip - fired

Rape children for 40 years - not fired

Crazy to even suggest a double standard.

650 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 19:39

I call it a a radar detector. But obviously they're all radar and laser detectors. How far along the spectrum are you, just out of curiosity?

651 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 21:50

>>649
Was this one about Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Cosby by any chance

652 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 21:58

>>651
Jeremy and Jimmy Saville, actually.

653 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7877 04:08

Moore betrayed Rorschach, as he betrays all his characters. His Rorschach is no more the real, true Rorschach than his Alice, Dorothy, and Wendy are the real girls.

The fool depicts his enemy as a weakling and is surprised to find him a hero.

654 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7878 22:26

This is the kind of game that could be fun and interesting or cringe-worthy and stupid depending on the quality of the narration. So far, it's doing a good job walking right on the line, but it could go anywhere.

655 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7879 22:55

The SJWs have to choose. Either they can engage in rational discourse or they can accept being called sluts and savages and racists and evil, ugly feminists on a regular basis. What is not on the table is one-way communication where they attack and lecture us and we humbly accept it in dutiful silence.

656 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7879 23:45

its odd i can fly incredibly with a hotas, but with mouse and keyboard i look like the retarded kid trying to put salami in a dvd player.

657 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7880 04:32

  1. I have less power than I feel I should have.
  2. I feel those people over there have power I don't have.
  3. They must have stolen mine!

This is exactly the rationale behind all the attacks on white male privilege -- "Ah is powerless, an' evil whitey done stole mah privlege!"

Not the first time, nor surely the last, that the Left projects its own thought processes onto its opponents.

658 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7880 21:11

then look for but only I have personally kb longer universe or so and that's why this is a beautiful diverse yet hast thou not prescribe what mode it go want egomaniacal

659 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7881 07:14

I purposefully make people who work at Little Caesar's uncomfortable. I go there rather frequently, sometimes I buy pizza sometimes I don't, and I go at all times of day. I've learned all the employee's names on the current roster, including the manager, and congratulate people on their new jobs when I haven't seen someone before. I always make sure I buy the Little Caesar plush dolls from the same employee. I sometimes ask if they have any pizzas that haven't been cut. I will always try to make small talk with them, ask them about whether or not they've seen a specific recent Little Caesar's commercial and whether they think it's funny. I once asked the manager whether the pepperoni was safe for cats, and also complimented her on their corporate culture. I've told some that I hate their pizza but told others it's my favorite, and I just apply my own crust flavors so I don't have to go to Pizza Hut. I think some of them suspect that I'm fucking with them but others think I'm autistic.

660 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7882 00:59

Achievement for what – acting as a gateway drug to harder stuff like giving credibility to lunatics who have nervous breakdowns on Twitter because WorldCon is a killing field of fat jokes and non-jazz hands clapping?

“I’m not safe. Where’s my mummy and cats?”

661 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7882 23:28

What would you rate this game out of 5?? Please tell me soon. Thanks

662 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7883 03:29

I have yet to see a single Tweet urging whites to read whites, men to read men, or heterosexuals to read heterosexuals, or arranging that into awards or symposiums. The Tweets in the other direction is a flood.

“Read this, she’s gay. Read this, he’s PoC. Read this, Women!!”

Well, read this: fuck you.

663 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7883 03:42

I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app.

When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.

664 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7884 20:32

What about if you friendzone girls? I've tried it and it was amusing; but they tend to become hysterical/vengeful.

665 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7885 18:07

I wish I didn't live in a world where a stupid Flintstones game was one of the rarest NES games. I mean Flintstones. For reals? 

666 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7885 22:13

Well gosh, it’s almost like when they prattle on and on about “equality” and rail against people for making too much money…if I didn’t know better, I’d say they don’t give a crap about equality at all, and just want the people they loathe to not have any money.

But I know it can’t be that simple ― just because it’s the only explanation that makes any sense!

667 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7886 16:34

I could go search for people's reasons and justifications for being a card carrying member of the KKK. That doesn't make them any more understandable.

668 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7887 01:21

Yes! Trevor Noah is gonna be the new Daily Show host! Woo hoooo! Black peopleeeeeee!!!

*googles who Trevor Noah is*

669 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7887 15:53

The left is always keen to insist that factual reality is somehow a right-wing conspiracy.

670 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7887 18:19

>>665 It came out during the last days of the NES. That would be like complaining that Kirby's Dreamland 3 was rare, despite having a popular character.

671 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7888 21:34

I also need loli daughter online simulator

672 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7889 15:03

I remember learning about the frog dissecting thing by watching E.T. in the 80s and thinking "Man, America is fucked up!"
Then of course I grew up, learned to know America better, and now I think "Man! America is fucked up!"

673 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7889 22:27

Where am I showing this "anger" you speak of I? I just think it's incredibly lame and unnecessary. Yet I still challenge you to show me the logic of why having a $5 NES game with cleavage behind it is supposed to be tempting to anyone in the internet age. Sorry, "eye candy" just doesn't cut it as an excuse. Boobs aren't going to make Abadox on the NES any more desirable.

674 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7889 22:31

II'll still never understand why many Dudebros claim to totally like women and stuff but enjoy sports where men in tight clothes lean near each other's butts and grab a ball.

675 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7890 15:04

With all that sand in her vagina, maybe she'll give birth to a 12 pound pearl.

676 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7890 19:18

No, but the screen of my laptop is always very hot for some reason and the air coming from the screen is quite warm, and when I bring my face near the monitor it almost feels like a girl's face is almost touching mine

677 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7891 16:55

Are there really that many cheap tacky gays out there that would serve pizza and mad dog 20/20 at their weddings, and if there are why not just lie and say its a party? We could take advantage of that false stereotype that gays dress nicely.

678 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7891 21:18

What luck, too: It turns out that every specific item I Googled, hoping to find a page with the list of spells, ISN'T USED IN ANY SPELL. If I'd just Googled "twig of firethorn" or "enchanted shaft," I would have found it. Actually, the latter might have taken me elsewhere.

679 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7891 21:35

$5000? You can get a Realdoll for that kind of money, and that'll last years. It's much more reliable too, no nagging. And just like a real woman, it can't cook.

680 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7891 23:20

ANY WORD YOU TYPE OR SAY THAT IS NOT PART OF BOOK FUCKING SIX OR SEVEN IS A WASTED WORD, YOU AGING, MORBIDLY OBESE FUCK.

LONGEVITY TECH ISN'T GOING TO GET HERE QUICK ENOUGH TO SAVE YOUR PREDIABETIC ASS IF YOU KEEP SHOVING FUCKING NACHOS DOWN YOUR THROAT.

VALAR MORGHULIS, AND YOU ARE THE VALAR WHO'S GOING TO FUCKING MORGHULIS.

TYPED WITH ONE FINGER ON THE SHIFT KEY

681 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7892 14:46

Hitler got it all wrong.

What is more important? Killing all the jews? Or taking over the world? Uncle Adolf should have focused on the latter instead of all that other stuff, Einstein could have helped him make nukes.

682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7892 14:54

>>679 honestly? This is a fair assessment.

683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7892 16:56

your game sucks cock. It is not fun. It has bad graphics. I could pull
a better game out of my ass! it is so bad for children! And it is
immature boner blower

signed
mark the mighty

684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7893 03:06

Everyone seems to forget Marx’s prediction that in a communist utopia, everyone would tend his garden in the morning, work in the factory in the afternoon, and critique literature in the evening, or some such nonsense, because real people actually behave like that.

685 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7893 14:17

Infinite scrolling is yet another example of imposing smartphone UI design principles on everything. Apparently the average web developer is a single-minded ape that can only cope with a single paradigm at once. Therefore every machine with a display, even if it has a keyboard full of navigation keys and no touch input whatsoever, must now be treated as if user interaction can only happen by swiping fingers.

686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7893 14:28

I'd say that the circle represents the Cacodemon's butthole.

687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7894 19:45

I kinda gave cats the ability to raise the dead

688 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7894 22:01

by compinaste do you mean that they will diaper later, or slowly change to the same z level as the carrier?

689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7895 17:06

I was arrested recently for shitting in my town's only freshwater reservoir. Maybe you should become a forest ranger or whoever those meanies were who held me there until the cops showed up. The thing is, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. That reservoir hasn't seen the last of my ass.

690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7895 23:56

Hillary is so old, her birth certificate lists place of birth as Pangea.

691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7896 21:59

So let's take a look at the guy's interests:

Nazi propaganda
Stargate
Bad fanfiction
Momar Gadhaffi
Violent games
Aztec serpent gods
3d modeling

Eclectic tastes, I must say.

692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7896 22:07

I'm thinking about replacing the traditional padded cushion couch with a hammock. Think two people could easily sit in one together, feet on the ground... doing.. couch.. stuff? Watching movies, etc

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7898 02:53

>>691
Digpex games?

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7899 03:35

“[People of color] are expected to educate white people as to our humanity”

Let’s see now, scamming section 8, scamming welfare, ganging up on defenseless individuals, robbing, raping, killing white folks, constantly on the prowl for more handouts, when things don’t go your way cry racism, illegitimate kids, and on and on. Yes people of color can educate about humanity (sarc).

695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7899 13:23

According to an article in my newspaper today (Tuesday), Chris Roberts, a social historian, has researched 24 nursery rhymes, including "Oranges and Lemons".
He concludes that virtually all of them are full of sexual innuendo. "Oranges and Lemons" is, in fact a lewd song about a couple's wedding night. "Candle etc." is a reference to the new bride tempting the groom, while "here comes a chopper" alludes to the bride losing her virginity.

Make of it what you will, but I think it says more about Chris Roberts than it does about nursery rhymes!!

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7899 22:46

Yup someone posted some Asterix and Obelix 'nudes' some time ago. Goodbye childhood.

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7904 11:26

Everyone was dead and there were about 159490851051067186716414124 crocodiles in the town so I decided to just delete the save.

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7904 14:06

2016 Hugo award winner:

"If you were a bag of Doritos, my love", by Seanan McGuire

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7905 01:21

I hope all of you newbies are practicing. I will come back to rape everyone and take the gold again.

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7905 02:18

God, I love being easy to please. Life is so much more fun this way.

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7905 02:21

Does mortal kombat have a deep enough story that it matters if a character is gay? Because normally beat'em ups have a pretty lame ass story, so if this one is interesting, I need to put this game on my radar.

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7905 18:15

I am both confused and amused that they’ve made insensibility to sex its own orientation, or gender, or whatever. If a character was asexual, how would you even know, unless he went around announcing it? And since when are people uninterested in sex some kind of persecuted minority? Unless they advertise it everywhere, no one would even suspect, and if they do advertise it everywhere, they’re probably only persecuted for being obnoxious.

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7906 03:04

SJWs are used to being able to start fights and keep the fight going until they start to lose, then say, "Enough!" Because their opponents are "decent" people who give the benefit of the doubt, they will shake hands and walk away -- allowing the SJW time to regroup and attack again later. They're able to use a decent man's decency against him, in other words.

So it scares the crap out of them when they realize an opponent won't allow his own decency to be their tool, but will take them by the throat with the same lack of remorse that they showed him. They're so used to getting away with that that it seems like the natural order to them, and anything else honestly feels "unfair."

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7906 03:19

>>703 so, just like Palestinians, then.

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7906 12:08

Did you know in The Holy Bible God of Jesus specifically instructs his followers to be at peace with other religion! It is true.

Although I am a baptised non-denominational Christian, I have nothing against people who believe in Islam, and such. In fact, I have talked with one who believes in Islam. We have friendly conversations. Islam says their God is the creator of ALL. It is fine. It is too silly to get into war over religious talks.

Anyways, today, I just want to come and say God has bless me with a happy lifestyle. Thank you my The LORD of all hosts! Thank you LORD without-gap for the rest of forever!!!!!!!!!!!!

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7906 15:00

This is legendary amounts of amazing here. Why so many people get angry? They take too seriously! Remember video game are for ENTERTAINMENT! You get angry not! Bibleman has sense of humor, YOU don't! If you take game serious, you go outside, get job, and quit bitching. Yes? 5/5 It almost satisfy my bisexyness. ALMOST.

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7906 19:42

I too am an addicted ass smeller and eater. There is something about a woman that makes it ok. Their femininity takes away the gross aspect. I'm so addicted that every woman I see, that's the first thing I imagine, licking their dirty hole. Most probably think about the pussy, but I prefer ass over pussy any day. You can't get that same nasty eroticism with pussy. There has to be the knowing that shit does come out of it. When eating an asshole (and I have eatin' a lot of ass--from my experience women don't mind at all--very few), I love to just stare at it up close, and look at it's beauty. I think it's the most sexiest part of the female body. And then just dig in. And I rarely ever stop until the woman kind of pulls me up to move on to other things. Most of my encounters, however, are simply doing nothing but eating the asshhole, jacking off while doing it, and covering the hole with cum. That is my top fetish. That's the fantasy for me. Knowing that I did nothing but taste ass and then finishing with a hot load of cum all over the hole just aggressively eatin'.
Now, with all of that said, it has to be a clean ass. I love it clean so that I can be as dirty as possible with it. I see that some of you go way further, but shit is a different story. And many asses I've eatin' were not squeaky clean; some smelled a little, some smelled quite a bit. But I still will finish if I start. I kind of enjoyed it because I knew how dirty it was, and knew that when I came, it was going to be a major cum blast. The dirtier the better the orgasm.
I wish we lived in a society where you could just tell any woman what you want to do with them without any repercussions. I work with some hot women, and even if I can't do it to them, I want them to know how bad I want to, and how often I think about their shit holes. I see them coming out of the bathroom sometimes and first wonder if the took a shit (which most of the time is no). But I know the ass was spread over the toilet. What I wouldn't give for that view from in the toilet.
I love ass, I crave ass daily, I can't get enough of it when I have it, and I can't stop thinking about it when I don't have it. I wish it didn't rule me sometimes, but could not imagine being in a relationship with a woman that wouldn't let me eat her daily.
I would appreciate any comments from women about this topic, as I have also been with many women who leave to eat ass as well. As a matter of fact, a woman doing it to me is where it all started. And finally, it's not licking ass, it's "eating" ass. There is a big difference.
Pic related, it's me being sophisticated.

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7907 01:24

Can't agree with you on 90s WADs. I specialize in 94-97 oldschool, played hundreds of such WADs, documented my experience of over 200+ with demos on DSDA and cannot think of many that match ImpOffer's HNTR difficulty on UV. "But what about HR and Punisher?" I hear you say. Well, you could cunt 90s WADs like HR on the fingers of one hand; until the advent of Alien Vendetta HR was considered anything but normal, more of (heh) a playground for Doomgods than anything else.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7907 05:08

Its like a monkey with a hangover shot up heroin and buttfucked Courtney Love, and this is what was leftover. I'd rather play with myself and think about the first sentence I wrote than play this again. 1/5

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7907 16:44

It would be an event of deliciously hilariously irony if all of the nominations for Best Short Story 2016 were parodies of “If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love.”

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7907 18:54

Wattenberg’s The Birth Dearth

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7909 21:28

Yeah, the skiffy awards haven't meant anything in terms of quality in quite a while now. Look at Rachel Swirsky's "If You were a Dinosaur, My Love," which won a Nebula last year, for heaven's sake. This for a poorly-written, disjointed rant that is neither isn't even science fiction nor fantasy, just one woman's overheated internal monologue committed to paper about how those awful, awful red-state rednecks give her the vapors, presumably voted for by sneering blue-state types who feel the same way. So, that egg is already fried, and it's a little too late for anyone to try to say "but the award is supposed to MEAN something!"

And, as others have noted, Larry Correia's throwaway blog posts about Wendell the Manatee are not only more skiffy and more entertaining but also much better written than anything "Miz" Swirsky has ever produced.

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7909 21:37

You kids today, you don't know what you missed out on in the 1980s

David Hasselhoff, dinosaurs, Nazi gangsters, explosions everywhere

today that's a cheesy action movie

but in the 1980s, that was Tuesday

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7910 02:52

Only because GB was failing as an empire. They gave those states their independence. It's not like London just declared independence and called themselves Frank.

We are talking about the dissolution of a country that fought for it's independence and then fought to keep itself together just deciding, eh fuck it and you can keep the kids. That is not the same as a crumbling empire.

No way in hell there wouldn't be violence. And ongoing violence because as many have noted the left would not be well suited to feed and defend their new utopia.

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7910 06:33

I don't like your ideas and you have to o me$9000

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7910 23:13

My favorite part about the Obama era is all the racial healing.

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7911 02:01

First law of Coloured hair: As ones hair colour diverges from the natural, the probability that one is an idiot increases geometrically.

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7911 02:06

Terry, it's typical feminine thinking.

Men want to do things. Women want to be things.

In this case, they want to be "game developers", because that's the cool new in-thing for neon-haired SJW trust fund kiddies.

But they don't have the talent or the inclination to spend years learning to code. So what they produce is mostly garbage.

They don't care if it's garbage though. They aren't trying to please customers. It's all a pose.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7911 12:05

enjoy your big titty child action figures you pedophile fuck

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7911 12:58

http://i.imgur.com/WrIi3wd.png

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7912 00:14

You can't rape your children with nuclear arms!

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7912 15:18

I love limp-wristed white faggot leftists talking about blacks like we're helpless children who just don't know any better.

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7912 19:57

But seriously, the Left is becoming ever more brittle. And knowing this I wonder what would be the best way to get them to have that psychotic break with little to no effort on my part?

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7912 21:33

I would go further and say that political correctness, while it does have its roots in Gramscian social Bolshevism, is also essentially Maoist in character.

19th Century tyrants and tyrants of the early modern age–King Ferdinand of Naples, Lenin, Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler–were content to dictate their peoples’actions. “Oderint dum metuant”was their motto, and their commandment was: “Thou shalt.”

Mao went further. Maoism seeks to dominate not only a nation’s actions, but its spirit and its desires. Note the endless “self-criticism sessions” and “struggle sessions” in which the persecuted are forced publicly to confess to all manner of sins, most of them usually imaginary, in Maoist dictatorships, the “reeducation camps.”

For the Maoist tyrant, “thou shalt” is not enough. The would-be Mao is not content to dictate to you what you will do–he also feels entitled to control how his victims feel about their situation, and demands total, complete, eager submission to the State. This amounts to annihilation of the self, straight out of Buddhist mysticism.

I think it is not a coincidence that we see this particular form of tyranny in East Asia, with its long tradition of terrified peasants bowing and scraping before representatives of kings and emperors who purported to be living gods. It is likewise no coincidence that PC appeared in the West not very long after various watered-down forms of East Asian religion and philosophy became fads among those who consider themselves the Party Vanguard.

Hitler says “thou shalt.” Mao says “thou art.” PC is Maoist. Quod erat demonstrandum.

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7915 10:18

I like those girls with large areola.

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7915 13:24

It is proven over and over that we are more defined by our scars than by our trophy case.

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7915 13:38

That must be what Conan was talking about. Seeing his 8th grade rival drive away in his mom's minivan before him, while his mom laments his poor grades.

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7915 21:40

You've got it all wrong. Making death threats is great as long as you take the screenshot after you hit "post."

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7915 22:30

North Korea is an unimaginable country, there is only one channel on TV, there is no internet.

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7916 02:12

>>729
also legal weed

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7916 11:33

>>730
So it's just like Colorado then?

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7916 16:52

>>729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufhKWfPSQOw

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7916 18:47

>>Brad didn't in reality have reason to believe he might be homosexual.

except for the cross dressing, fascination with homosexual sex acts, support for the homosexual agenda, general bitchiness and mincing, nancy-boy attitude...

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7916 20:57

>>732
So, they have taken a deeply stressed girl, dressed her up and made her recount her terrible story in front of the cameras in English? I'd say it's on par with what they might do for TV in Korea.

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7916 23:17

The champions of socialism call themselves progressives, but they recommend a system which is characterized by rigid observance of routine and by a resistance to every kind of improvement. They call themselves liberals, but they are intent upon abolishing liberty. They call themselves democrats, but they yearn for dictatorship. They call themselves revolutionaries, but they want to make the government omnipotent. They promise the blessings of the Garden of Eden, but they plan to transform the world into a gigantic post office. Every man but one a subordinate clerk in a bureau.

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7917 17:02

By the way, Philip K. Dick appeared to me in a vision last night to complain about your spam filter. "It keeps asking me to prove I'm not a robot!" he said. "But how can anyone really know that?"

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 14:05

I love 4chan.
It's so heavy with despair.

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 14:41

>>737
lol

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 23:02

Cc, I'm the opposite: the more I understood women, the less I liked being around them. For the most part they are boring and a liability in every situation.

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7920 05:22

I would think that the crookneck kind of summer squash would be better for that. The extra convolution makes it less likely to get lost in your butt and make you go to the hospital.

By the time you get used to those they'll be out of season and you can move on to the challenge of a butternut squash, which should be closer to in season by then.

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7921 08:19

Ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｓｅｅ Ｍａｈｖｅｌ， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｐａｒｒｙ． Ｉ ｃｏｎｆｉｒｍ ｔｈｅ ｐａｒｒｙ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｈｙｐｅ． Ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ Ｄａｉｇｏ．

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7921 20:11

I think gloves are okay. Mittens on the other hand...

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7921 22:17

"CIS white men with "problematic or toxic viewpoints"

You mean the demographic that invented pretty much every fucking technology in existence? Yeah why on earth would you hire them?

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7922 00:00

Unlike the anthem of the federal Union of People's Republics, it lacks a Ukrainian version. The government of the Donetsk People's republic has not offered any insight into the reason.

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7922 00:03

whups I thought this was the ctrl+v thread

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7922 01:04

I rarely have the money to buy parts for the Pentium III, so I fill in the gaps with computer related bits and bobbles.

I consider my main videos to be everything in my Pentium III playlist, so check it out if you want to.

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7922 01:12

>>741
what

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7922 13:41

I'm spanish and Willyrex is a HUGE fool. Is one of the worst youtubers that I've ever saw, but in Spain everyone is a doughbag and likes stupid things, he has about 7 million subscribers (sorry if there is any mistake)

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7922 20:07

Ask a /b/tard that had been browsing since 12 and is now 18

>pic not related

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7922 21:29

Not a comic book but my stupid daydream is for a R rated farcically grimdark take on Inspector Gadget where his body starts rejecting his implants and terrifying and comical body horror ensues

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7923 01:07

What the fuck is wrong with people these days? making events around video games then slowly changing and policing them with retarded rules and excuses because they are ashamed of playing video games? grow the fuck up

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7924 01:46

but yeah there is definitely a large segment of fandom that has drank the kool-aid and wants the future to be Iron Man stomping on a human face, forever.

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7924 10:59

STEALTH WEREMAMMOTHS

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 09:14

russian man says hello howard. howard does not comply. howard is imprisoned. his family is howerd

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 12:42

Δωροθέα

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 15:51

Δυσνομία

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 16:34

Here's the full list of female characters that Nintendo intends on celebrating for Women's History Month: Tetra from "The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD," Toadette from the Mario series, Bayonetta from "Bayonetta," Rosalina from the Mario series, Lucina from "Fire Emblem," Samus Aran from "Metroid" and Bombette from "Paper Mario." Have you heard of most of these characters? Didn't think so.

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7927 00:50

>>757
I've heard of most of them, but that's because I actually play video games instead of getting mad about them on twitter.

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7927 16:55

>>758
Your knowing these things discriminates against those who don't. Stop paying attention to your hobby, you monster.

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7927 22:58

A couple of years ago, when I was looking for apartments, the Craigslist pages were packed with bullshit listings that redirected you to paid links for real estate companies, furniture sellers, and brokers. I got so annoyed that I wrote a program which used proxies to flag the fuck out of the bullshit scam listings. I had cleaned out the garbage within a couple of days. Eventually, Craigslist implemented some measures to stop auto-flagging, but I am pretty sure it can still be done if you have enough proxies in the geographic area you want to target.

I wish I still had the source code.

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7929 20:01

CCP:U.S. DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE. REPORT TO THE HOTLINE:CONFLICTS OF INTEREST,TRAFFICKING IN PERSONS,COMPLAINTS OF DISCRIMINATION. GREEN DOT CORPORATION SINECIO. CHARITY,CECILE MARIE SINECIO SS#466854395 12/10/1969 BIRTH:UTAH(MEXICOAMERICANA) I HAVE PROBLEM OF THE DISCRIMINATION RACIAL AGAINST ME FOR MORE 9 YEARS FOR SEX,FREEDOM OF RELIGION WORSHIP,MY JEANS,DRESSES,VIKINIS,BRASIERS,FAJAS,THE WAIST WAS THIN,HAIR PERMANENT,BEING OVERWEIGHT. MY 3 SONS BEEN AFFECTED BY PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE BY VIDEOGAME"CALL OF DUTY PLAYSTATION-NETWORK 2,3"MANIPULATIONS ARE DISCRIMINATED TO, ARE VICTIMS OF CHILD ABUSE,THREATENED,SEXUALLY HARASSED,PERJURY. MY CASE IS IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATE. "WASHINGTON STATE LEGISLATURE". U.S. DEPARTMENT OF STATE. HUMAN RIGHTS REPORT. SECTION 6. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE.I AM CLAIMING MY CIVIL RIGHTS AND THE OF MY 3 SONS,CESAR SINECIO(SCHIZOPHRENIA),MY PARENTS(SCHIZOPHRENIAS)AND THIRDS PERSONS. I AM CLAIMING MY COOKIES,THIRD PARTY ADVERTISING AND BENEFITS OF INTEREST-BASED ADVERTISING. WHAT IS YOUR OFFER SOLUTIONS. THANKS, GOD GIVE THEM LIFE AND HEALTH.

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7929 21:25

What if you put a minimized Poké Ball in an orifice, then enlarge it? What if, then, that you open it?!

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7930 00:16

Boy, it’s pretty amazing what you get when you fart into a microphone with ‘Speech to Text’ on, isn’t it?

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7930 03:16

I didn’t read it and I thought it was great. Onto my Hugo list it goes because it’s important to meninism, whitopia and Eurofuturism in cis lunar space.

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7930 05:53

Bob Dylan, /fit/, and Linux. You sound like one of the most insufferable of human beings.

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7930 05:58

The words "Internet" and "security" do not belong in the same sentence.

Not a week goes by without another big bank or online vendor or supermarket chain getting hit by mysterious "sophistcated hacker attacks" that steal their customers' SSNs by the millions.

These "mysterious attacks" do not involve buffer overflows, nor brute-force cracking of encryption. They involve a representative of the Russian Mafia, or the Triads, waving a twenty-dollar bill under the nose of a network admin in Bangalore who is being paid two cents a day.

Putting any personal information whatsoever online is walking around with a "kick me" sign on your back.

Actually putting an SSN or bank account number information into any online form is equivalent to cashing in your life savings in hundred-dollar bills, stripping naked, taping the money all over your naked body, putting on a blindfold, and going for a stroll in Harlem at midnight.

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7930 18:02

The older I get, the less I give a shit.

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7930 19:48

Midwits say "You should choose me as a leader, because I'm smart!" Other midwits value intelligence, so they agree, cause they're special too. It's their natural reward for working hard and getting good grades

Along comes the kid who smokes dope with the anti-socials out behind the gym, who never studies for anything, who knocks out term papers in a couple of hours so he can get back to something interesting, and laughs at them. He doesn't want to be a leader because, first of all, student government is a joke, right? Secondly, he's not part of any functional social clique, except the anti-socials who smoke dope out behind the gym. He's used to being alone,a nd in many ways prefers it. He doesn't value the things that they think are important even though he has more of it than they do. That's what infuriates them. he should value grades, leadership positions, attaboys, gold stars on the assignment, social standing, all the rewards they themselves so diligently seek. And he doesn't. He's just bored and looking for an interesting project to work on.

That's what they label arrogance.

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7931 17:32

Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 22:51

Is Doom Guy the most problematic character of all time?

First of he's white, so Doom is racist because it's excluding POC. Secondly he's a CIS Man so Doom is both sexist and transphobic. We are never given any indication that he's gay so he's also homophobic. He is clearly a very fit man so Doom also is ablist and fat shames. We never see him having sex so Doom is also slut shamming. His fit military body also is forcing male sexuality on everyone who plays and because he's killing demons from hell he's forcing western judeo-christian views on the world through imperial patriarchy, he's also killing demons with guns without trial so Doom is serial killer enabling.

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 16:31

Mathematics is also great proof of God. How is it possible that:

98
x72

can be figured out by carrying a digit over the top? What if that didn't work? How would we multiply without calculators?

If carrying over the one on top of the 9 did not work, how would we multiply? Seems awfully convenient to me that it "just happened" like that?

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 17:31

If you have never raped anyone, why do you feel so much rape guilt? Do innocent drivers apologize for hit and runs?

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 18:55

>>772
Same thing with white guilt. Soon: male guilt and using gender-specific pronoun guilt.

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7935 20:29

Hmm.. The real lesson here is Islam seeks to devour everything in its path and will do so unless it is given a good beating every century or so

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 11:11

It is impossible to understand people's behavior[citation needed]

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 12:29

Most of the folks that I've met who are down with the syndrome are genuinely interesting and friendly people, much more so than most normalfags.

Also loud tard moans during sex are hotter than you realize.

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 16:25

Check em, heavenly trips.

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 20:19

These creepy pasta games need to stop having the ".exe" bullshit. I understand its trying to be scary, but at this point im more scared of a file named "deezenutz" as opposed to anything ".exe"

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 21:34

>>778
too_spooky.tar.bz2

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 12:20

>>778
...what other filetype would you use for a game? I mean don't get me wrong, if full-fledged games had standard extensions like videos and movies that you could just double-click and use a universal game engine (or flosswtfbbq imitator) to run that given game filetype, that would be great, but I don't think anyone other than Bethesda is there yet.

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 13:24

I watched porn when I was 11 and was never arrested

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 13:25

>>780
.app
it just doesn't sound as menacing though
exe = executable
execution is pretty hardcore
app sounds silly
hauntedgameofdeath.app
:o)

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 14:59

>>782
You realize Macintosh became pointless around the time Microsoft made the first Windows, and only briefly reattained genuine technological relevance with the iPod, right?

For people who really hate Microsoft, GNU/Linux is more functional, more compatible, and free rather than needlessly expensive. The only sort of people who use Macintosh computers are those with more money than brains, and those afraid of everything and innately helpless. Neither of these makes for a good creepypasta protagonist; we're trained to hate those richer than us, and dumb rich people are even less likeable, and the completely helpless protag has long since been played out and predictable in horror...it lacks tension now. For these reasons, the DQN committee hereby reissues official approval for the extension "exe" for general usage in creepypasta.

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 15:46

>>778
.bin
.bat if you are on shitty Windows
.py (the scariest because snakes are scary)
.pl
scripts are more scary than executables.

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 17:54

>>784
But no .sh or .hta?

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 18:15

>>785
Those too, and ruby and whatever thing that executes I may have missed.

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 18:20

>>783
I think it's because there's something obscure and threatening about computer viruses and stuff, and Windows is where all the virus things are, and they come mostly from .exe files. It's like some sort of testament to how Windows machines do anything but what the user wants, even get possessed by evil spirits.

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 19:30

I learned very early on that "two weeks" is programmer-speak for "I have no idea how long it will take".

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 19:48

>>787

>Windows is where all the virus things are

Wrong. Windows is where all the Windows viruses are.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 20:00

>>789
I know what you're saying but if you have UAC not set to max, an .exe can pretty much do whatever it wants to your computer on Windows without you knowing, whereas, unless you like rolling as root on any other UNIX-like system because you are a fool, or a zero-day privilege escalation exploit is found (which are usually fixed really quickly, although it takes a bit more on OS X) an executable binary won't do much, which makes viruses on Windows a lot more threatening and scary, especially if you see computers as mystical things that can get possessed by juju magic.
I dunno, "cursed .exe files" just seems to work better than "cursed .bin files".
Also it may be that, because they are less common, .bin sounds more technical and thus less supernatural and scary. Maybe it's a bit of everything.

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 23:53

Maybe it's just that... "голубой" (light blue) is slang for "gay" in rus, so when I see that palette used in wads I feel like I discovered something new about the author... dunno, never liked it.

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 02:38

Trout. Trout. Let it all out.
These are the fish we can live without.
Come on.
I’m fishing for you.
Come on.

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 12:38

You know what? You're right. No one should have to feel ugly. Every girl deserves to feel like a princess, and should be treated like how princesses deserve: with the guillotine. Vive la république!

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 13:58

This was the 1st CRPG I ever played that had me worried about dysentery because it's the 1st one to implement hunger system, being trapped from civilization AND starting out in the sewers at the same time.

I remember thinking who the heck would eat "food" that is being stowed in a slimy and lichen-ridden alcove. It might not be displayed but sewers generally are full of human wastes, garbage and pests (unless the kobolds also double as full time janitors between their passion-fueled hero-killing sprees).

Other similar games happened in dungeons. It might not be extremely sanitary but at least the food is less questionable since dungeons are expected to be inhabited. Sewers? Not so much. Who the hell would set up a kitchen in a sewer? Or handle and store foodstuff, raw or cooked?

I could think of hundreds of places that even includes wrapping the food in paper and burying it in dirt which would still make the food more palatable than leaving that chicken drumstick lying on the floor at the end of a sewer passageway.

The only reason I could think of for doing that is to, probably, poison the poor moron who is stupid enough to pick that shit up and eat it. For all it's worth, it probably IS a piece of turd that was lovingly hand-molded into the shape of a chicken drumstick by kobold sculptors.

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 17:00

>>787
So are lifelong Linux users actually just afraid of Windows because they don't know how to use it?

>>788
Actually, a lot of things just really take about two weeks to code...

>>790
You can do one of these two things to safely use Windows (or even both!)
- Actually make backups of important files
- Not download and run retarded shit non-stop for no reason

For the record, much of Windows cannot be modified without being on the admin account (compare sudo) or even logged as a superadmin (compared actual root)

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 17:38

"Hey! Where did this come from?! I don't think there are many "bent" riders here, but it's a start. I bought a recumbent this time last year, after I herniated a disc in my low back (just after having registered for STP and RSVP) and I was desperate to keep up with the training. I'd hoped to ride STP on the recumbent, but discovered it was harder to build up those recumbent legs than I'd planned. I think it's going to happen this year, though.
I hope more recumbent riders chime in here!"

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7940 04:26

Headboard is all sticky.

Drawers on the kitchen ceiling fan. Who has a ceiling fan in their billionaire bedroom?

ffs

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 14:57

Because looking over Tyson's celebrated career, it seems his biggest discovery was a job opening at the Hayden Planetarium; he would be to busy preening before cameras to figure out the Earth was in trouble.

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 15:19

The ‘international community’ that routinely rakes Israel over the coals for ‘human rights violations’ while their next door neighbors are beheading people left and right without a single mention is the same ‘international community’ that informs us of the dangers of AGW, and the requirements of the first world to pay damages to the third world.
I question their credibility.

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 18:18

>>795
Stop having conversations in this thread, asshole.

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 22:44

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802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 02:11

Several years working in inner city hospitals never once did I meet a black as smart as Seen on TV

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 09:55

TL;DR: fucking Austrians paved the way for US economic and military domination.

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 09:56

>>800
#notmymom

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 14:37

Mercedes Lackey...I realized why that name sounded familiar. You see her books in thrift stores a lot. Usually, they're in pristine condition.

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 20:49

Hurricanes…more laws, raise taxes
Tornado[e]s…more laws, raise taxes
Hot…more laws, raise taxes
Cold…more laws, raise taxes
Flooding…more laws, raise taxes
Drought…more laws, raise taxes
Earthquakes…more laws, raise taxes
Missing Child…more laws, raise taxes
Someone Offended…more laws, raise taxes
…

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 16:56

Until I started studying radical feminism, I never thought of ‘normal’ as an achievement.

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 19:49

First of all, I must say that I’ve been waiting a long time to see this movie. Given the good and user rating review higher than I expected this movie to be excellent. Oh boy was I disappointed. Initially, the film was a great start, but after that everything started to go to Japan, so oddly enough, it completely changed the Japanese animation. The effects of watching this movie, I was so disastrous that I felt compelled, for the first time, write a review to warn people who do not like Japanese animation, to avoid this movie. I mean, seriously, AVOID !! I was also sad to see the animated Disney Disney lost MOJO

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7946 04:33

boon

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7946 04:35

mega boon

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7947 01:01

Aggrotech i fucking LOVE because you DONT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GERBIL GETTING ASSRAPED.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7947 02:20

>>810
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813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7947 13:22

If it were possible to go back into time to, say, 1940 to ask a White, bow-tied, pipe-smoking liberal Ivy League college professor what he expected conditions to be like several generations after Blacks had been granted full equality, and then to pose the same question to a White, gap-toothed, tobacco-chewing Deep South farmer with an eighth-grade education, whose answer would most closely reflect the way things really are today?

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7947 14:03

But the god of the Muslims is real because we are scared of those guys and hope they don’t hurt us.

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7948 02:09

"If you where an 65yo old attention whore who could only get the media's limelight by cutting off your cock on live TV my love."

Kinda wordy......!

"Pimped by the Kardashians"

Hmmm.....I'm not married to it!

This is tougher than I thought.

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7948 12:59

It's also reminiscent of the scene in Superman 3 (1983) when the computer possesses the villain's sister, covers her with machine parts and turns her into a minion robot, another scene notorious for scaring kids back in the day. Who would've thought that the idea of being captured and possessed by a giant evil force and getting horribly, seemingly irreversibly deformed while the creepy sound of terrified screams fills the room would scare kids?

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7948 21:38

But, hey, the wild time of dial-up BBSes, Usenet, FidoNet and such was neat. Now, it's all fast, politrectally correct and heavily regulated.

Information Super Autobahn

With all lamers doing 30 on the inside lane with their blinkers on.

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7949 14:41

It's clear that the culture of the Forgotten Realms discriminates against the transgendered and won't let that poor elf change her sex and name on her character sheet.

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7949 19:45

The origin of 'shitlord': Meet the woman so heroically PC that she had to invent a new insult

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7949 21:10

From what you just read, the problem with this book is not that it is dirty, it's that it has sentence structure equaling that of a mentally handicapped lemon.

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7951 16:13

POOPCAR is DRIVING TO SPACE !!! WE are all going to die from all of this poop oxygen!!!

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7951 17:37

It’s kinda funny how nothing quite makes these special snowflakes as bunny-boiling mad as quoting their own words. On the other hand, ‘People quoting me accurately makes me so angry,’ does seem like something a mentally ill person might say.

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7951 19:52

It is possible that you have never heard, or never cared to remember, my case that a certain US Party is only cosmetically different from when they ran explicitly White Supremacist platforms. You may have heard of the recent high profile event this year, where they orchestrated the burning of minority neighborhoods. Their base insists that this was proper, and not at all racist.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7952 15:28

Yep, me too!!!!! This is worse that Mickysofts stupid paper-clip saying "Hey, i think you are writing a letter!". Now the Google search is trying to tell me what it thinks i want to search for!! Worse than a woman. Please Google, just because CPU's and broadband are fast enough to do somethung annoying, it doesn't mean you HAVE to do it.

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7952 18:33

As a general rule Xers tend to be black humour bastard, but they have a spine. Millenials instead are more like water balloons. They immediately think, say and believe they are all natural winners. Which lasts precisely upvtovthe first hurdle. At which point they collapse into a whiny puddle of piss.

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7952 23:51

Actually, translation error could be only in "impale the scum". Russian variant is about vertical impalement through rectum.

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 02:32

<@pronto> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
<@pronto> The future is stupid.

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 04:50

>>827
I really like this one

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 12:55

Eventually his head went so far up his anus that it created a singularity, collapsing his site along with it.

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 18:20

Guessing that spastic lefties will freak out when someone thwarts them in the smallest way is like predicting that a flipped coin will land. Not a high hurdle to overcome.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 01:20

They had to call it something. However, they needed a label in between "pretentious wankers up their own ass with themselves" and "musicians with real talent and training not limiting themselves to banal formulaic bullshit." They picked something in between that makes everyone unhappy, and that's all you can ask for.

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 12:26

>>831 I'm intrigued

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7956 23:35

"The left also rules corporate America, media, intelligence, education (K to doctorate), much of medicine, on and on."

That's the funny part. They've spent all this time and effort taking over these big, centralized bureaucracies, just in time for those bureaucracies to become obsolete.

Big Business is a dinosaur, mass media is dying, no sane person wants to send their kids to a state-run school any more, doctoring is about to be devastated by medical engineering.

And, without the power of those bureaucracies to do their will, SJWs will be reduced to those crazy old ladies pushing shopping carts down the street and rambling about how you're raping them whenever you look at them.

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7957 03:59

Hi, I'm Jack, and I'm an ASMRtist. I don't have time for your ableism or your ignorance, so if you make some stupid-ass comment about autistic people or yet another unoriginal, unfunny comment about the volume of my videos, you're auto-banned. IDGAF. If you don't know what ASMR is, there are pleeeeenty of resources to educate yourself with. Go do it. I don't have the spoons for your negativity or your intentional density.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7957 18:23

What is mean "FYI"? "F@ck You Idiot"???

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7958 00:09

WELLLLLL..... there's a bit more to the story, lol. I did a few other less-than-favorable things (vandalizing school bathrooms, desks, stealing books from the book-it truck, and one time I poured Elmer glue down all the band teams musical instrumemts, hacking the schools training computers (which were apple II gs's if I remember correctley) to display ascii penises), but the defining moment was that doom art. it was a Catholic school and they had suspended me a year earlier just for bringing in a copy of mortal kombat for Sega that I was loaning to a buddy.

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7958 19:12

>>I expect a set of twelve silvered SJW skulls for my dinner table by the time this is over.

I'd have thought you'd make mugs from their skulls, but they are SJW's, The best one could make from them is some thick walled shot glasses.

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 00:38

When i was kid i also joined a kid cuisine cult and all we ate was kid cuisine. They don't let you leave and whenever the pudding touches the corn we take it as a sign from the kid cuisine gods and have a feast.
Help me.

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 12:35

Seriously this would be like the black panthers complaining that the sun is racist because its white instead of black which has nothing to do with racism at all.

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 12:38

Doom 1/2, however, is that girl that you end up marrying. Brutal Doom is the harlot that you cheat on your wife with, but you always end up returning to your one true love...

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 17:22

It's freedom of speech. It's a properly democratic country. If you want to deficate on the central reservation on a road you can I have seen it with my own eyes. No one cares

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 17:39

Bill Clinton was indeed Alpha but, as bob mando pointed out, he was also a complete dumpster-diver. (I mean, Juanita Broaddrick? Seriously?) The two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 07:05

Can't tell if surrealist masterpiece or just horrifying children show.

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 14:23

>>843
Teletubbies?

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 16:14

I find myself trying to pull back on the steering wheel to go over traffic in front of me every so often...

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 17:24

>>843 Winne the Pooh Heffalumps and woozles episode?

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 19:08

>>843 that one "Adventures of Mark Twain" episode where they talk to an angel named "Satan"?

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 01:47

Plan B
Stop making national security a conservative priority.
When leftists push getting rid of missile defense or whatnot, then let them.
When leftists push policies that make us more vulnerable to pandemics, then let them.
When leftists do things that make it harder to stop terrorists, then let them.

Remember that they mostly live in cities and that we don't.

Let them kill themselves off.

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 02:06

>>844,846,847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kooJZ-8bVU8

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 15:34

I had beaten Shaq Fu multiple times. One day after beating it, I laid the cartridge down in the middle of the street, and watched it get run over by a car.

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 16:18

I used to longingly look at all the Infocom titles and want to play, but I knew I wasn't smart enough for those kinds of games. They were hard, they were for people who read Pär Lagerkvist. Well, now I know differently.

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7962 04:45

I try to stay chipper about Rachel Dolezal and the rest of this stuff, but it's not really funny, is it? More and more levers of civilization appear to be in the hands of the clinically insane.

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7962 14:40

Dude manlybadass hero what is this "Only one video you need". It's a hentai game (not that someone isn't a judgemental hypocrit). I don't get it....Like...what da fuq I see nuuuuuuuu you ruined my history you shall pay and I thought it was some innocent chibi anime...

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7962 15:08

"If you think you can produce technology without caring about people, you either misunderstand tech, or you are happy to limit your pool of contributors to people with a lot of privilege and a thick skin, i.e. the usual suspects: aggressive young white men"


So, by not being a caring inclusivist, and by limiting your pool of contributors to those evil rotten privilagist straight white guys, you still get 99.99999% of those capable of contributing. Works for me.

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7962 20:20

Once again a great video! Are you going to make any more Legend of The Galactic Heroes videos? Many kids enjoy watching the exciting space battles and long dialogues about politics. It would net you lots of views.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7963 01:34

God you sound like a sexy beasts
no homo

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7963 13:54

LOOK OUT! MY LIGHT VISION TELLS ME THAT HE HAS A BULLET GUN

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7964 14:44

Just because you have crazy, violent Buttsex with other guys does not make you gay :/

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7964 15:31

Racism is bad because it judges people by the color of their skin, and it's all the fault of white people.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7965 13:08

Hitler had a dachshund. I told to designers if Wolf 3D to make that a part of the final boss battle, but do they listen to me? NO!

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7966 13:18

The battle between real humans and cultural marxists is one in which no quarter can be given, simple as that...

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7967 00:13

I like to watch camwhores and jack off when some dumbfuck pays that cunt to take off her bra.

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7967 13:51

Keep that in mind the next time you hear SJWs complaining about how terrible, awful, and very bad GamerGate is. We dream of better games. They dream of collective suicide.

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7968 01:01

I used to be addicted to Realm of The Mad God. Not sure what to think about the game right now but it was traumatizing and it was an abusive relationship. Help me, man, I'm going to return eventually...

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7968 15:28

>>864
it's completely unrelated but you should check out the short film MAD GOD by Phil Tippett, it's good

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7968 20:13

I see a meme online that's really funny, and then it's just like gone. And I need another one
the meme just dies, and then, that's it

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7969 02:08

Imps are women. Doomguy is a guy. Samus isn't a woman she's a suit of armor like masterchief who is also a woman.

Doom4 guy is a cybernetic rogue imp raised by human parents.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7969 13:45

People who lack meaning, challenge and fulfillment in their lives find the most ridiculous things to get up in arms over.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7969 16:55

If SJWs want gamers to play games that aren't offensive, they can go program some non-offensive game that is so enjoyable, no gamer has a desire to play the offensive ones.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7969 18:16

Kind of an empty victory, like when your lifelong love obsession finally starts paying attention to you after she has 5 kids and gains 100 pounds. The institution of marriage was infiltrated and destroyed by the government long ago.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7970 13:36

Yes, it was a shame that all the Buddhist temples in Germany were destroyed between 1944 and 1946 because people thought they were Nazi bunkers.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7970 19:07

So basically if you insist on sexually assaulting a child then you're substantially less likely to get caught if that child happens to be autistic.

If anything you're doing them a favor. Most autists act like they seriously need to get laid.

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7970 20:32

As Farix has pointed out, wikipedia is about verifiability, not truth. An established source has (erroneously) classified Saber as a Tsundere, which makes it more important than if the truth is that Saber is/is not one. Well, I guess that's just how the system works.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 08:38

Somethinggggggggg I hate about terfs is their ahistorical-ness

I just had someone @ me with some thing about how in olden times pirates would throw pregnant ALLCAPS WOMEN overboard like

How do you know the gender of a bunch of people from hundreds of years ago you never met? Fuck you

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 08:49

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876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 17:33

At the end of the day, more American students will pay more in owed student loan debt over the next 10 years than Greeks will their pay of their outstanding debt.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 19:14

Any chance of getting that "Autostart plugin" option available to be made as a button? It'd be great to be able to use that functionality without having to use a panel. Thanks for the consideration.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 21:11

Hey, new Zappa album!

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 23:14

a boomerang attacking the seattle space needle's imouto

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 02:38

Is it still pretentious if the story includes a scene where a guy punches a leprechaun in the balls? Because he totally does. Bam! Right in the lucky charms.

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 02:52

This guy isn't dead. He's alive and kicking and resides in Michigan. His name is Melbourne Fronk and is currently employed to remove bird droppings from government buildings. Apparently he was recently arrested for exposing his genitals to a female bus driver when asked for his ticket.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 04:28

I'm pretty sure the Kihunters are spitting saliva at you.

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 05:14

thanks!

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 09:02

here we go again, high everybody. first tiem I've been sober and awake at the same time since Last Thrusday. babydoll what's the agenda for the day? What do you want to do? running? acourse you'd want to go running. it's ighty bright out and the light hurts my eyes. maybe do a nighttime run. yeah, I gotta go to the store anyway I'm out of liquor. i' am a re stless. let's fuck darling. Iknow you're sore from last time, but let's gie it a go anywa. I done herard that you were a dogfucker that you done fooled around with that Winniebago when you was in middle shool. how is it? i got a dog here, you see. but she's my sweetheart two, my second baby. no fuckingallowed. shipshap, get on outta here dg, daddy is havingspecial time with sweetheart. you taste like pussyhoney, babe. you been cheeating on me with perfumem soap? I know the soap os good, but you can't shove it up your asshole lke that. my circumscision kit came in the mail the otherd day. let's do some homemade penisocectomyies. shii naa we can wrangle up a coupe of neighbors of imne no obdy will miss 'em. just kidding just kidding we still gotta kill that there tulpafag tough he's shut up maybehe wa kill by his tulap. fuck soap. let's fuck soap.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 13:59

Oh, so you mean that's what they did to Justin Beiber?

And here this whole time I thought they stuck him on a spike and ate his pasty, veal-esq flesh.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 19:40

I love diarrhea.

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 08:00

I was one of the first people who started the MLP fandom 'meme'. Yeah, that's how it all began; Me and some other fellows from /co/ IRC thought it would be funny to pretend to like MLP, a random kid's show. We didn't think too hard about it, we figured it harmless fun. How couldn't we at the time? But we should have considered what potential damage this would cause if it really worked. Not just to 4chan, but unbeknownst to us, eventually the entire internet. It wasn't long before people started taking it seriously and giving MLP a chance, and what do you know, people who actually ENJOYED this fucking kid's show emerged. We were stunned, and the joke wasn't funny anymore. We had to stop things before it got out of hand. Unfortunately, they spread like cancer. Even after ending our involvement the MLP trend grew and grew, we couldn't prevent it. It engulfed the board and soon 4chan. We even tried coming clean about the troll we made, but it was too late, and we were ignored or called trolls (ironically).

I'm sorry /v/, I really am. A day doesn't pass by where I don't cringe and hate myself for what I did. Those friends I mentioned I can't even speak to anymore, since they ended up giving in to the trend and becoming ponies themselves. This has all made me uncomfortable enough that I'm considering moving on from the internet. But before I do this, if you could somehow see it in your hearts to forgive me I would appreciate it. But even if you do, the damage has already been done and there's no way I can make up for it, and that will always haunt me.

Sometimes I wonder, if we hadn't did what we did, could this all have been avoided? I wonder...

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 14:42

The sparseness of characterization is such that 'Doomguy' is potentially a different character in the mind of every player, as evidenced by the way people are projecting different traits onto him in this very thread.

Some people imagine him as a desperate survivor with his back against the wall, some people see him as a calm, collected soldier, some people imagine him as an imp rapist, while others imagine him as a manic one-liner-spewing Duke Nukem wannabe.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 16:35

We'll talk some other time, I'm sure. i don't really care about your grammar, and I might be a little autistic. You're smarter than most people who post here. Who cares if you throw in a whom for who or say something is ten times smaller, among us friends. There's a famous architect with your name and a famous painter with my name, so we could be friends, I guess. I'm on facebook.

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 16:43

>>887
This comment is a bunch of lies. If there's an origin to the MLP craze, it was a thread on plus4chan's /co/ (and some others on 4chan's /co/) on the new Hasbro's channel The Hub. First it was ironically, then a known name popped up as an exec producer on a new upcoming MLP show and that piked people's interest. Keep in mind that /co/ had just been following a fucking Ruby Gloom show weeks prior to MLP's tv debut and you can see why it didn't exactly need an IRC troll for it to burst like a pumpkin flower or a really painful zit.

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 17:38

What in the everlasting fuck are you talking about? You know what, never mind, it sounds like some white people Western bullshit that I don't want to get into.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 01:50

But cant face shub-*****rath(unbelievable) what can I do??

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 14:41

I'm sorry a Doom PWAD didn't cum in your mouth but you've only got yourself to blame for that expectation.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 17:08

CW2 may not be necessary. Go for the head(s) of the snakes.
Dismantle academia. Disempower the fed.
You will find sjw's wherever there are high-paying jobs with no skills required.
Destroy these jobs/institutions and the war is over.
Render sjw's unemployable.

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 19:18

>>They have the reverse Midas Touch, where everything they set their hands to turns to shit.

One of my favorite bits of trivia is that there's actually a term for that in Spanish: manos de intestinos .

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 02:14

An antivirus is a program determined to delete anything in your PC minor the viruses. So if your antivirus deleted a program, you can rest assured that it was not a virus.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 14:19

Apple is less a "walled garden" and more a playpen for toddlers.

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 14:42

Gothic99. People usually open map01, give it a laugh and delete the wad quickly, but I've made the terrible mistake of actually playing a game on it. It was like coming home drunk and finding all the walls and doors moved and resized. You need to go to the toilet, but you keep hurting yourself on stupidly shaped doorframes, breaking vases because you expected them elsewhere, you try to switch on the light and put your finger into an electrical socket instead, until you finally trip over a chair and puke in your lap, because the new wallpaper pattern is making your head spin. And you sit there in a mess, crying with hopeless confusion, and you still need to go to the toilet. That's how playing Gothic99 feels.

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 16:47

Ryu is literally the original shota

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 17:47

And remember, we're talking 90's anime here so that means slightly less uguu and uke shit and more dudes exploding into gore shit.

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 22:00

i love to read cinema news like this and i probably reading Nigeria online news.

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7977 01:29

if Nazism increases academic performance then why are American grade levels so low?

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7977 12:04

dogs and balcony hookers

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 11:42

It is terrifying. Any part with blood starts to moistly peel away slowly; in a painful way. Each step you take causes the boils to burst from the pressure, and every move you take is a reminder that your own immune system fluid is slowly skinning you.
You start to vomit, because your stomach and guts rot away before your very eyes, which are only protected by your bloated, oozing eyelids. Your hands become limp, pustulating lumps of skin, and you drop your tools before your legs give out on you; unable to sustain your weight any more. Eventually, death comes in the form of your body disintegrating into a goopy pile of skin and oozing pus.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 15:34

Fuck dinosaurs. They do nothing but be dead and utterly functionless. They're just a bunch of artifacts with no value other than the fact that they existed and are really old.

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 22:15

And although I'm not familiar with Greek politics, I find it hard to believe that the large majority of them aren't supporters of the reckless spending that has gotten them into this situation. They have been wallowing in corruption and easy credit for years and now that the bill has come due, they think someone else should pay it.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 22:21

>>906
Yeah it's much easier to shout stupid memes and thought-terminating oneliners and say "LOLOL lazy greeks just need to gb2 work and pay debts" than to actually have any kind of real discussion.

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 10:46

Everybody's writing a doctoral thesis in this thread as if furries weren't a decades-old phenomenon. Did you just find out about furries and you need to warn everyone? Are you concerned for our safety? Thank you for your responsible attitude.

Have you all heard about the dangers of Japanese animation? Of sexually attractive women with animal features such as tails and saying nyan which can lead to horrible mistreatment of pets. Please let others know about this danger.

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 14:50

>>907
I think you're the only tool that thinks a thread called "[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE]" is a place for "real discussion".

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7981 01:11

>>909
I was obviously replying in spirit to the comment and not to the poster who posted it, you frigging nerd.

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7981 08:13

To LOVE-ru is not for everyone since this is one of the most ecchi anime in the ecchi world. It consistently have scenes which involves a blob of shadow blocking your view due the censorship.

So the story deserves a 8, since it's pretty good but not very meaningful in terms of actual plot like most other love/romance harems. But who cares, because everybody that watches to LOVE-ru is there for the ecchi scenes.

Art is a perfect 10. They improves a lot compared to the first season. The linings of characters and the environment is just overall better than previous to LOVE-ru.

Sound, I gave it 9. The OP and ED was a little bit disappointing in my opinion. But the rest of the sounds in this anime was close to flawless to me.

Character, I gives it an 9 because each one of them is laid out very attractively and beautifully. Also, their personalities were captured really nicely.

I really enjoyed this anime watching ripped ones which doesn't have the censorships. It was honestly one of the best ecchi animes I've watched in a while. I'd say that it's equally good as the manga. In the end, to LOVE-ru earned a 9 as the average score.

Again! IT IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. Even with the censors, this anime is like at the border between R- and Rx(Hentai). BUT, Very good anime. #teammomo

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7981 17:17

Sorry About That, I Was Just Desperate For Help.

And The Caps Thing, It's Hard To Stop Just.
I Accidentally Started Typing Like This One
Day, Never Stopped. Don't Ask How That Happened. XD

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7982 12:44

It's like society came up to me and said, "Look, I found this dog shit on the ground. I know it isn't yours, but I want you to have it."

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7982 15:04

i find it really weird when people think i need compliments so when they call me things i dont like (like beautiful, pretty, etc) and i react negatively they get angry about it but like…. i dont need you to say these things. i know im attractive, i dont need your compliments, especially if they’re misgendering me, you took it upon yourself to tell me these things, i never asked you to.

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7982 19:40

Have you ever felt the touch of a woman, or a man?

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 03:41

Swine flesh is a forbidden meat in the Old Testament law. I suppose today that means little to most folks. People today eat pork as if it was designed to be food for us. It is still an abomination to eat for a believer in Christ. Few will understand my words but I feel compelled to speak out about this subject. This age will end soon.

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 03:57

i constantly feel like Something Bad is going to happen to my relationship and we’re going to split up or worse is this a bpd thing?? or a paranoia thing???? what is this

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 14:01

...it takes quite a lot of imagination to see this as anything other than an amateur's go at 3D Studio '95, with one dish and four dildos forming a "spaceship".

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 17:39

A lot of people just get paid $20 - $50 to slap an article up on a website. There are websites to sell your articles, then the big sites just buy them. Of course some places still have staff writers that steal articles and twist them their own way rather than paying for some freelancer.

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 00:38

no, leilei/cheapalert is a closet furry, tranny and weeaboo. Get this shit off my Doom. It belongs back in wherever shitty video game or anime it came from.

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 01:40

you know, now that i think about it it's rather odd that i seem to run into a surprising amount of canadians complaining about canadian stereotypes♥♥♥♥ when canadian stereotypes really aren't particularly negative♥

also funny, given that this in itself runs against canadian stereotype♥

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 13:18

Reminds me of some of the…unfortunate German on the signs in the ECWolf tech demo. One sign that was supposed to read Schießtand (”Shooting Range”) came out as Scheißtand (”Shitting Range”)

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 14:23

The great thing about Tyson's Wikipedia page is, knowing that it's written by his fanboys, it shows how utterly unremarkable his scientific career is.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 15:44

I always knew that about Pacman though, so maybe that's why I thought other games had it, I don't know man.

Thinking is weird.

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 16:15

Plagueretch has moved out of Chamber of Sins Level 1 and has been replaced by Black Death. We wish Plagueretch all the best on wherever his new journey takes him.

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 19:37

Unfortunately, I am neither very nice nor full of money. So I will give you all encouraging words like a cheap git. Wooo...

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 04:38

I've been sending these kinds of sentiments, emails, statistics, links, videos, etc. etc. etc. to my group of close friends and family for like 8 years now??? I've spoken to all of them for these same 8 years in person, on the phone, through email...have showed them straight up how fucked up shit is and how bad it's going to get and how I am preparing, stacking gear, phyzz, food, water, etc. etc. etc. on and on and on and on.

Year and after year have I done this for them...8 years. 8....fucking....years. I'm sorry it hasn't been longer...but a little more than 8 years has been the extent of my own awakening when I found the realization of what was going on and the path for myself on my own.

[snip]

And still nobody is doing a fucking thing to prepare for it...

Not a fucking thing.

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 09:38

The word has been criticized for its use in conjunction with reckless behavior, most notably in a Twitter post by aspiring rapper Ervin McKinness just prior to his death that described driving drunk at 120 mph (193 km/h): "Drunk af going 120 drifting corners #FuckIt YOLO."

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 00:39

Actually, the USA might be better off electing Sanders in the long run... It's more socially acceptable for the public to turn on a Jew than it is to turn on a black man or a woman, so he just might be the one to inspire the necessary revolt. ;-)

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 20:09

To be fair, it's the Joker who says this. All it needed was for Batman to roll his eyes and make a jerk-off motion with his hand while walking away.

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 23:50

They say the accident was not Jenner's fault, his car had a defective tranny.

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 03:20

I've come across the term 'sallow skin' quite often. I think it is used for the Huns and Sarmatians in "Armies and Enemies of Imperial Rome" by Phil Barker.

I never assumed a negative connotation, but I have thought 'swarthy' was a negative term.

I married a girl from S.E. Asia and she is brownish, but is deep olive on the rare occasion she allows herself to tan. Here eyes are slanted, but much too sexy for an orc!! She'll call me 'buang!' for typing this.

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 14:29

hi (sorry for bad english)

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 19:29

futa with balls are guys with fake tits

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 02:01

Perfect butt! Cirno has the perfect butt!

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 02:51

What a sad day this is, when speaking a few un-spun plain truths–all on the same level of “water is wet” and “the Emperor is not only naked but is, furthermore, drunkenly waggling his penis at the news cameras”–is enough to get “conservative” street cred for a Wall Street gangster bankster who donated multi-million-dollar sums to the Obamas and the Clintons and donates more to Democrats than Republicans year in and year out.

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 05:15

So what you’re telling me is that you can draw a picture of Red Marth shoving his dick into the Brave Little Toaster and that’s all hot and good, but when I have a picture of my ass getting plowed by a well-endowed wolf in leather pants, that’s furfaggotry and i should yiff in hell

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 07:56

the woman has infinite sexual energy, but the man has finite energy. When a man pleasures a woman to orgasm, he feeds off her energy to increase his longevity. But when he orgasms, he loses energy and shortens his life. So the ideal is to make women orgasm as much as possible while never orgasming himself.

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 13:11

I FUCKING HATE YOU STOP WRITEING STORIES NOW! YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE YOUR FANS? THERE LAUGHING AT YOU. THEY KNOW THESE STORIES SUCK AND THEY LIKE WATCHING YOU FAIL TIME AFTER TIME. YOUR A JESTER TO THEM. A CLOWN WHO'S ONLY GOOD FOR MAKENG THEM LAUGH. AND YOU BLINDLY BELIVE THEM CAUSE THAT'S THE KINDA DUMBASS YOU ARE.

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 02:07

Oh, Lena, you have to be pretty to run Alpha Girl dominance games!

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 08:22

Cunnilingus, tasty and fun!

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 19:22

Just say fucking testicles if you're going to mention it. Christ.

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 02:40

So this is the 'good' path eh? You can tell from the lesbian sex slave the queen of the realm keeps by her feet. Holy shit. Motivation for helping people dropping...

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 16:00

posting Vimeo in the YouTube thread, lol

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 16:59

is it just me or does the Dark Campaign symbol look like n evil pokeball?

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 18:21

Twitter is for those who have to strain - usually unsuccessfully - to generate a thought to fill 140 characters.
Facebook is no better. Look at me! I'm taking a crap! Wooot!

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 20:53

He's got a round face like Nixon and GW Bush. Leaders have tall faces like Inspector Gadget or like every other president.

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 04:32

Do it, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of success, while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossible… you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and you’re not going to stop there. NO! What are you waiting for?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT! If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 13:06

Excellent mod for gaymers. If you are a violent breederboy, we have websites to rehabilitate you (we entice you with str8 porn then "sissy train" you). Please visit us at goonluver.tumblr.com .

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 17:26

You know that dude who's going around rubbing people's butts? I just farted in his face.

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 18:12

Envy not those with wings, rejoice in that they fly!

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 02:31

He's a spaz and the natural reaction is to punch a spaz.

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 11:59

Indeed; I guess a US war hero in the Vietnam war would have been someone attempting to somehow stop the war. In that sense, Trump is probably more of a hero than McCain, albeit a most pathetic one if he managed it by being a rich boy with privileges.

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 01:41

It's like telling someone to "summon rocket" instead of "summon rocketammo". While facing a wall. =P

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 02:37

Many crimes are committed by fatherless black men. I am assuming you are white. Plus you have like 30 dads. So you are very lucky because you will never go to jail ever, what with all that white skin and al those dads

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7996 12:45

NEStroid bestroid

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7996 14:26

My father died of AIDS related health issues almost two months ago, no wonder given his lifestyle. I felt nothing. As usual.

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 08:27

Today, I told my little sister (she is five) that I have a friend that they are genderfluid. My sister asked me, “Is (Drew) a boy or a girl?” and I said “They are both a boy and a girl” and she just says, “Oh! Like Stevonnie!” and goes back to coloring.

She understood gender fluidity because a kids show showed a non-binary character. Steven Universe is important. Representation is important.

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 13:49

>One drop of evil white blood running through your veins makes you an evil, privileged, white monster, responsible for every last bit of feelbad on the planet.

So like the President, then.

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 14:25

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961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 23:35

What are your sources?
Btw, a teacher of mine told us, that back in the 17th or 18th century, docotrs also ate the poop of kings to decide wether they were ill or not!

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 01:07

Because my mother is visiting me for my birthday (which is tomorrow) and so I haven't been near a computer in two days. This is the first opportunity I've had to get online. Oh well, she keeps buying me plenty of booze so I'm not complaining.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 01:18

Zhou Yu is totally in the closet. He is in love with Zhuge Liang and he wouldn't admit it. I don't blame him. I would choose Kongming over that Xiao Qiao anyday.

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 17:24

If Cortana worked in Spain, then it should be able to work in most of Latin America, and the differences in local variations of Spanish to Castilian would likely be more amusing than frustrating.

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 17:32

I got what he said. For the sake of clarity allow me a reiteration of my prior post: Establishing proof of concept is not the same as establishing an industry standard. This article is clearly about possibility and potential rather than execution and enterprise. His knee-jerk response, though entirely valid, is so unnecessary it borders on pedantic :D

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 23:50

Stunningly un-user-friendly, impossible to navigate, lacking in
anything to indicate to a new player where to go, what to do, or why
to continue wasting their time with an atrocious command system that
is neither coherent nor consistent. I honestly cannot imagine why
anyone would bother.

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 16:19

FYI - In comparison Ferrari's of the era were hardly built any better . The standard comment made by most any Ferrari owner in the know when asked why Ferrari's build and materials quality was [ and is ] so poor in light of the price being ;

" Because they're built by Italian Communists that hate your guts for the fact that you can afford one "

A fact that unfortunately and despite all the rhetoric coming from Ferrari is still pretty much the same today

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 21:29

>>923
After that many blows to the head, can you blame him?

969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 21:41

I like the expressions on the mohawk trolls face in this page, too bad it will be over for him soon.

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 00:08

The kid in the middle is most likely to become a serial killer.(👀) I see you!

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 06:13

Today I had a revelation. I once again realized how I hate this pathetic parody of a country. Let me share my revelation with you, Bernd.

Do you know what is the name of one of Russian cable network erotic channels? I found it out just today, by chance. It's called Russian Night, and as I heard these words, a bottomless abyss had opened before my eyes and looked into them.

As the West is undergoing its colorful Untergang, painted in all colors of the rainbow, the satanic Night reigns over Russia, and in the pitch-dark depth of it, there is a lone man: he's sitting in front of the TV, he's blankly staring into the screen, and on the screen, there is a bald merry midget giving the audience a lecture on the benefits of sunbathing. He's dressed like a jester, he makes everyone laugh; everyone but Russians. It's called RN, the channel, and The Russian Night with Merry Midget, the program. The man's hand is moving up and down, up and down. He likes the show the midget is giving to him, his black saliva is dripping from his chin, his heart is beating fast: doki-doki shichau no yo.

The wind is howling behind the window, and dashed lines of snow flurry hit the window glass which is thin, too thin, a mere crust over the bubbling ocean of snow that symbolizes everlasting repentance in our sad little story. He's on the ninth floor of a commieblock built upon bones, pus and hatred, and far below, transparent shadows of former humans are silently strolling across a snow field desperately searching for the last trolleybus; but it's long gone. And the man keeps moving up and down his hand with another part of the body I am too ashamed to name firmly, manly, umzumanly gripped in the palm, as if not seeing the face of a white mad monk clutching the handle of his hatchet in his hands and is patiently looking into the window.

I leave it up to you to figure out what this complex image symbolizes.

Picrelated is the new flag of Russia: the upper part symbolizes piss, the lower one shit. The entire Flag symbolizes the Russian Night. Please stand up, it's being raised.

Just now a car with drunk gopniks has stopped under my windows and guess what music is loudly played in it? It's Strauss. Not joking. Can't imagine for a better symbol of the surreal world I live in.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 07:20

>>971
it was kc tier

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 14:36

Could you do it like how you did V2. Started with Noobland. Then it slowly stretched to Bandits and then the arena and then temple etc. When you make or complete an area then add it to the game. The updates would keep the game (even if its small) interesting. That would give people something to play and also provide you with ideas. It would get some excitement going about V3.

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 10:28

For most people, clinical depression isn't a thing that can be cured, but it can be effectively treated and managed.

I find that "having a bitch around your penis" therapy is an effective part of a treatment regimen and (if you find the right bitch to put around your penis for the long term) can give you something to hope for in the future.

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:05

Of course, I suppose the lack of Brutal Doom infecting an entire wiki is why the real Doom Wiki is called the Doomworld wiki, because it means the doomwiki doesnt like brutal doom and only the elitist berks at doomworld don't like doodle broom

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 05:52

you combine two of my favorite things, ISIS and Slice of life animes, good job.

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:42

Excuse me the old testament says angels came down and did the dirty with humans, so clearly the genetic variation came from them.

I bet they fucked the mosquitoes too. They were like Zeus and just took whatever form got them some beastly sex.

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:53

Haha, I don't think anyone goes to this much trouble with their actual partner, but from what I have heard (from people I've known in the industry) there are different standards you're encouraged to adhere to when your anal is being subjected to closeups and hi def video.

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:55

EDIT: Please no more dick pics in PM. That includes pictures of Richard Nixon

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 16:30

It's a strange world we live in when the porn industry has a record of everyone they've ever shot and yet the police don't.

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 23:15

Rainbows are racist for not having the color black anywhere in them.

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 11:54

What’s up with all the self rightness up in this joint??? I am in my forties and some of the music my parents listened to was just as suggestive. Every generation have music like that. Stop acting like you’re so darn wholesome.

983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 17:40

I ran the numbers from the report produced by the NYC Department of Health and Hygiene for 2012 (the latest year published) and it was actually 52.6%. That’s still more than the total of live births and miscarriages combined. Combining miscarriages with abortions yields the startling fact that in NYC a black baby, once conceived is 40% more likely to die in the womb than to be born. A whopping 70% of black babies die before they draw a breath.

But “Black Lives Matter”. Doesn’t look like it from where I sit.

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 22:10

This is what autism looks like when it gets outside its box.

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 02:37

I'm not having this conversation with an adult who poops in a diaper.

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 03:33

I'm not looking for angst and my tolerance for weird is generally pretty low. I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 04:28

Beer, Votka, Tequila... now if Korpiklaani made a song called Chocolate Milk my life will be complete

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 18:44

"Is it possible that GRRM loves books and dorritos more than I love penis?"

I think you would have to love penis an awful lot to win that particular contest. But I'll take your word on it.

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 18:54

I give SW2013 full Wang.

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 01:11

the unrepentant, purposefully blown-out weeb-ness physically hurts me.

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 01:43

Hug me please D;
U have stuff animals for all
🐶🐱🐰🐻
We can even play dress up with them!
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PlzImScaredAsHell

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 22:44

Why the fuck are you saying this "mp3" shit that shit needs to burn in the 90's where it belongs we got like OGG Vorbis and Opus now which are both successively smaller faster and more efficient than mp3 and you're all up and on about some messy copyright mess of a format like a bunch of creepy-creeps I don't know where you're pulling all these flacs from but they better be Sonic After the Sequel levels of eargasmic original ost soundtrack music if its just copyrighted songs or rips from Super Nintendo games you're going about everything wrong and horrible because even if it was something from like Sphinxter and the Scursed Muppy Babies on the Xbox ripped straight from the disc if it was ever at any point rendered in a lossy format before becoming a flac you're doomed to have a gugajigglion petabyte wad for no reason and there's n

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 00:31

This shitty story caught me off guard I didn't think there was an actual danger to the plot besides the MC's buffoonery.

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 03:58

The universe is set against you so that you may become glorious.

995 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8008 23:13

Good lord.

How many people died of ebola in Africa last week?

How many people died of AIDS in Africa last week?

How many children starved to death in Africa last week?

How many people were tortured or murdered by African governments last week?

And these people are upset about an animal? Seriously? This is all a joke, right?

Look, I know there are conservation laws, and I know there are game wardens. These things exist for a reason. I get that. My suspicion, though, is that a naive American tourist who paid a great big wad of money to go to Mugabestan on safari put his trust in the local hunting guides who told him, oh yes, B’wana, we do everything legal-like here, you betchum. And that somewhere along the way the dentist failed to give out enough bribe money to the locals. He gave some Zim customs inspector a twenty, who wanted to hold out for a hundred, and now feels insulted. He paid a game warden five dollars who wanted twenty to stamp his ticket. And now the Zimbabwean government, which is utterly corrupt and inept from top to bottom and end to end, an absolute basket case even by the abysmal standards of sub-Saharan African failed states, is telling goofy stories about the horrible Boer foreigner who failed to pay enough baksheesh to Inspector Mtebele–er, we mean, who killed the wrong lion by unspecified but doubtless horrible means that are doubtless beyond the pale. Because a country where cannibalism is listed as "death by natural causes" knows what’s beyond the pale. And all right-thinking people are expected to be outraged by it.

Pardon me. My eyes rolled so far that they fell out of my head and are even now rolling back and forth across the Internet. Have you seen them?

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 05:34

That's the endgame, right. Feeling rather than thinking. Grammar is a crutch, really.

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 16:16

In a short period of less than a year, two distinguished physicists, A. Slavnov and F. Yndurain, gave seminars in Barcelona, about different subjects. It was remarkable that, in both presentations, at some point the speaker addressed the audience with these words: 'As everybody knows, 1 + 1 + 1 + · · · = −1⁄2'. Implying maybe: If you do not know this, it is no use to continue listening.

998 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 17:41

>>996
"feeling t a n a s i n n"

...?

999 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 18:34

wow glassyman likes this, automatic 0/5

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