[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 19:08

great story. ill listen anyways even though Otis Jiry breast you to this story

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7856 23:57

I WANTED HIM TO SHOW A MIDDLE FINGER. I CAN'T PLACE THE FINGER BEHIND THE THUMB BECAUSE I'M USING MSPAINT.

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 00:56

The fantasy scotsman's preposterousness is second only to that of the psychedelic jester in a box thing.

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 19:27

I can tell you gays sometimes get fascinated by omegas & sigmas thinking their being quite means they are having deep mysterious thoughts. That must be why NY Times reporters keep getting beat up by homeless men they hire for sex.

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 20:19

I don't see why we need functional programming. Linq is basically Haskell anyway.

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 21:02

No no, it's mostly dead or all dead. If they are mostly dead, then there's a chance you can save their lives if your plot says you can. If they are all dead, then you go through their pockets for spare change.

607 Name: (>. <) : 1993-09-7857 23:12

"Vaporwave is relaxing as fug. Thanks for the recs!"

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 02:38

The western Touhou fanbase is dead anyway. I just enjoy the series on my own and don't bother caring what the rest of you retards are up to.

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 12:50

wich is a more disturbing game kiko, barbie the explorer or anvil of doom?

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 23:11

... and I could go on and on but my point is, DSP really is Chris-Chan 2.0

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7860 20:27

Must have been the same assholes that put Conan 1 and 2 on the same disc; which I have.

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7860 22:47

Every time I treated a woman as an adult human being, I was disappointed.

Every time I treated a woman with indifference or as a spoiled child in need of a firm hand, I was rewarded.

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 13:38

That one is easy. The only genuinely feminine thing about Lambdas is that they absolutely crave attention like a heroine addict craves his next hit.

Consequently they gravitate towards show business. Once there they look after each other's interests. It's called the Gay Mafia for a reason.

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 17:20

Megaman Battle Network 4 Red Sun GBA

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 17:51

The Chaos champion is really the tiger. He just has a guy sit on his back to confuse people.

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 18:28

Coffee is only great when it is extremely sweet.

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 22:02

you guys come off as rather snooty in this list. i didn’t enjoy it.

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 23:01

what i cant believe is that your brain can just switch off like a light switch. i mean after everything you have done in your're life, memories, feelings, events taken place, education etc there is no way in hell your brain can just go boop and shut down. im not religious, but i believe something fucking awesome happens when you die 

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 00:01

Two things about this:
1): it is a demon.
2): it ran slowly on my nice, new computer.
other than that, it looked ok...to be honest i did not try for that long because it as so slow.

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 07:07

I went on the Elliot Rodger ride at Universal Studios. It went on for 4 hours. 3 and a half of those hours are spent looking at a fake sunset. The carts of the little train you ride are shaped like BMWs.

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 15:35

>>614
blue moon actually took skill and good deck making to use its cross souls

red sun and search soul basically killed any good cross-play

all blue moon had going for it was wood soul, and even then, that was weak unless you set it up with area-grabs, same with blues soul, and both of those still got countered by wind soul

the only way blue could win was a very lucky red-light-green-light or insane levels of junk soul cheesing

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 21:51

This is very true. I love Nates videos but his titles do spoil quite a bit of the story. Hopefully he will read this and stop that soon because he is honestly one of my favorite CP narrators.

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 22:32

Loved this game, not sure if I loved killing the trapped prisoners, or the entire game, but loved it regardless.

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7863 18:36

Marriage is a contract between the state and a woman, to fuck a man out of his money. The gov't wants you to be married, the woman wants you to be married, why?

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 02:48

My Texas born-and-bred brother, who has lived in the UK for 40 years, says the difference between people here and there is that in the US, someone gets a fancy new car and the neighbors share in the excitement/fun, believing that they, too, could get one. In the UK, the neighbors are resentful and want to put the car owner back “in his place,” down at their level.

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 06:29

Soon these mercenaries will be jerking Boko Haram guys off the battlefield, spanking them mercilessly with a heavy hand. I've no doubt they have a firm grip on the problem. My guess is that the Boko Haram will try to spurt out of their hiding places, ejaculating pleas for mercy as they are caught in a ruthless South African twist.

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 13:19

How to prove you're not a neckbeard: Avoid the shit out of threads entitled "Prove you're not a neckbeard".

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 16:36

Good comment. I never thought of that. When I was young lad and a lot more liberal I was also pretty fucking full of myself. As I have aged and realized this world is crazy nuts and I don't understand it and nobody could possibly comprehend it all, I have become much more conservative in life.

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 20:43

I personally do not associate apes with any human culture or race. If other people wish to do so, that is their prerogative. I am not, never have been, and hopefully never will be a racist. This project started out as an experiment and a way to practice my pixel art, and for whatever reason the face ended up looking somewhat like a monkey, so I thought it would be fun to try pixelling a monkey's face. If you want to associate a certain race with apes you are of course free to do so, but if you do then I see that as being racist, not the fact that the image is of a monkey with an afro.

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7866 05:05

It's a very interesting argument. I totally agree that people should ease up on fictional lolis and focus on stopping real life lolis.

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7866 16:13

AAGGH YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, ADJECTIVE-MAN! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, EVER!

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7867 20:46

I have a lot of respect and sympathy for the Jews. They are an admirable people in many ways. I very much enjoyed their hospitality in Israel and hope that country has a bright future. But when it comes to politics, many of them are stark, raving bonkers.

Another great diaspora - the Chinese - don't behave this way. Ever seen Chinese people in Europe or America demanding open borders so hordes of Chinese-haters can pour in and menace their children? Me neither.

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7869 02:38

Your girlfriend is equal parts the internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.

I'd imagine you can talk to her but she won't answer you.

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7869 22:51

Her armor has wings because it's an eagle motif and they open when she flies because magic is all about mad stylin'.

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7870 21:39

I am still upset that my suggestion of Spock Dock didn't make it in game

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7871 08:44

Male or female
Which one is he or she
its got a full rack of breasts
and a large pee-pee

She can be fucked real well
to pleasure a man
but if her member done swell
then the opposite can

I love this person be it a woman or a boy
She gibe me pleasure more than any sex toy
Worth more than a female, less ugly than a man
transgender does sex much better than any other sex can

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 15:07

I've never had In-n-Out, but the Five Guys near me is gross. The burgers are so greasy that the bun is basically paste by the time I get to the table.

So, yeah, Hawkguy knows what it's about.

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 22:42

I really wish that tactical turnbased combat would come back. I think the problem is that "realtime" is a buzz word. I still remember seeing an advertisement for a racecar simulation game that listed "Realtime Action!" as one of the features... I had to laugh because I was getting SO tired of Turn-based Racecar games...

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 23:52

The entire premise of Pokemon is enslaving the cutest things in the world and making them pit-fight, so I think I'm inured to the discomfort of injuring cute creatures.

640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7873 19:32

I finished the game today. There are no puzzles, satisfying or otherwise.

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 14:23

That raises a different issue that I'll try to explain by analogy: I imagine that there would not be a statistically significant difference between the percentage of people in prison who would normally identify as gay and the people outside prison who would normally identify as gay. Nevertheless, prison rape is a thing that happens disproportionately.

Similarly, to a crackhead in a morgue another hole might be nothing more or less than another opportunity. Details like "being a child" are secondary to "I bet my penis could fit in this," so throwing around the term pedophile isn't useful here as a description.

642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 16:29

I wrote what I wrote. I said what I said. Stop this "so you're telling me" and "so you're claiming" bullshit. If you can't address exactly what I wrote, not some idiotic revision of your own device, then you're not tall enough for this ride and you don't belong here.

643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 23:05

Theres a nude female creature on the title screen so I give it at least 8/10 points!

644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7875 14:00

I will NEVER hire a liberal arts major from any college unless they admit they were idiots and are repentant for being so.

645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7875 23:14

Nihilism is a muffled fart in a coffin six feet under wet dirt.

646 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 16:53

As a guy with a decent head of hair, forced baldness would drive me to evil vengeance as well.

647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 18:20

GREAT, SO NOW ON TOP OF BEING MISTAKEN FOR EVERY DAMN RANDOM CREATURE IN HISTORY, I'M GONNA BE TOLD STORIES OF HOW I WAS A CHILD-RESCUING GHOST SPIDER?

648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 19:12

I never knew Apple deliberately set out to become the Scientology of computers.

I just thought that was a happy accident.

649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 19:24

Right you are:

Give someone a fat lip - fired

Rape children for 40 years - not fired

Crazy to even suggest a double standard.

650 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 19:39

I call it a a radar detector. But obviously they're all radar and laser detectors. How far along the spectrum are you, just out of curiosity?

651 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 21:50

>>649
Was this one about Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Cosby by any chance

652 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 21:58

>>651
Jeremy and Jimmy Saville, actually.

653 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7877 04:08

Moore betrayed Rorschach, as he betrays all his characters. His Rorschach is no more the real, true Rorschach than his Alice, Dorothy, and Wendy are the real girls.

The fool depicts his enemy as a weakling and is surprised to find him a hero.

654 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7878 22:26

This is the kind of game that could be fun and interesting or cringe-worthy and stupid depending on the quality of the narration. So far, it's doing a good job walking right on the line, but it could go anywhere.

655 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7879 22:55

The SJWs have to choose. Either they can engage in rational discourse or they can accept being called sluts and savages and racists and evil, ugly feminists on a regular basis. What is not on the table is one-way communication where they attack and lecture us and we humbly accept it in dutiful silence.

656 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7879 23:45

its odd i can fly incredibly with a hotas, but with mouse and keyboard i look like the retarded kid trying to put salami in a dvd player.

657 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7880 04:32

  1. I have less power than I feel I should have.
  2. I feel those people over there have power I don't have.
  3. They must have stolen mine!

This is exactly the rationale behind all the attacks on white male privilege -- "Ah is powerless, an' evil whitey done stole mah privlege!"

Not the first time, nor surely the last, that the Left projects its own thought processes onto its opponents.

658 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7880 21:11

then look for but only I have personally kb longer universe or so and that's why this is a beautiful diverse yet hast thou not prescribe what mode it go want egomaniacal

659 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7881 07:14

I purposefully make people who work at Little Caesar's uncomfortable. I go there rather frequently, sometimes I buy pizza sometimes I don't, and I go at all times of day. I've learned all the employee's names on the current roster, including the manager, and congratulate people on their new jobs when I haven't seen someone before. I always make sure I buy the Little Caesar plush dolls from the same employee. I sometimes ask if they have any pizzas that haven't been cut. I will always try to make small talk with them, ask them about whether or not they've seen a specific recent Little Caesar's commercial and whether they think it's funny. I once asked the manager whether the pepperoni was safe for cats, and also complimented her on their corporate culture. I've told some that I hate their pizza but told others it's my favorite, and I just apply my own crust flavors so I don't have to go to Pizza Hut. I think some of them suspect that I'm fucking with them but others think I'm autistic.

660 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7882 00:59

Achievement for what – acting as a gateway drug to harder stuff like giving credibility to lunatics who have nervous breakdowns on Twitter because WorldCon is a killing field of fat jokes and non-jazz hands clapping?

“I’m not safe. Where’s my mummy and cats?”

661 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7882 23:28

What would you rate this game out of 5?? Please tell me soon. Thanks

662 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7883 03:29

I have yet to see a single Tweet urging whites to read whites, men to read men, or heterosexuals to read heterosexuals, or arranging that into awards or symposiums. The Tweets in the other direction is a flood.

“Read this, she’s gay. Read this, he’s PoC. Read this, Women!!”

Well, read this: fuck you.

663 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7883 03:42

I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app.

When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.

664 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7884 20:32

What about if you friendzone girls? I've tried it and it was amusing; but they tend to become hysterical/vengeful.

665 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7885 18:07

I wish I didn't live in a world where a stupid Flintstones game was one of the rarest NES games. I mean Flintstones. For reals? 

666 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7885 22:13

Well gosh, it’s almost like when they prattle on and on about “equality” and rail against people for making too much money…if I didn’t know better, I’d say they don’t give a crap about equality at all, and just want the people they loathe to not have any money.

But I know it can’t be that simple ― just because it’s the only explanation that makes any sense!

667 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7886 16:34

I could go search for people's reasons and justifications for being a card carrying member of the KKK. That doesn't make them any more understandable.

668 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7887 01:21

Yes! Trevor Noah is gonna be the new Daily Show host! Woo hoooo! Black peopleeeeeee!!!

*googles who Trevor Noah is*

669 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7887 15:53

The left is always keen to insist that factual reality is somehow a right-wing conspiracy.

670 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7887 18:19

>>665 It came out during the last days of the NES. That would be like complaining that Kirby's Dreamland 3 was rare, despite having a popular character.

671 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7888 21:34

I also need loli daughter online simulator

672 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7889 15:03

I remember learning about the frog dissecting thing by watching E.T. in the 80s and thinking "Man, America is fucked up!"
Then of course I grew up, learned to know America better, and now I think "Man! America is fucked up!"

673 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7889 22:27

Where am I showing this "anger" you speak of I? I just think it's incredibly lame and unnecessary. Yet I still challenge you to show me the logic of why having a $5 NES game with cleavage behind it is supposed to be tempting to anyone in the internet age. Sorry, "eye candy" just doesn't cut it as an excuse. Boobs aren't going to make Abadox on the NES any more desirable.

674 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7889 22:31

II'll still never understand why many Dudebros claim to totally like women and stuff but enjoy sports where men in tight clothes lean near each other's butts and grab a ball.

675 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7890 15:04

With all that sand in her vagina, maybe she'll give birth to a 12 pound pearl.

676 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7890 19:18

No, but the screen of my laptop is always very hot for some reason and the air coming from the screen is quite warm, and when I bring my face near the monitor it almost feels like a girl's face is almost touching mine

677 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7891 16:55

Are there really that many cheap tacky gays out there that would serve pizza and mad dog 20/20 at their weddings, and if there are why not just lie and say its a party? We could take advantage of that false stereotype that gays dress nicely.

678 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7891 21:18

What luck, too: It turns out that every specific item I Googled, hoping to find a page with the list of spells, ISN'T USED IN ANY SPELL. If I'd just Googled "twig of firethorn" or "enchanted shaft," I would have found it. Actually, the latter might have taken me elsewhere.

679 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7891 21:35

$5000? You can get a Realdoll for that kind of money, and that'll last years. It's much more reliable too, no nagging. And just like a real woman, it can't cook.

680 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7891 23:20

ANY WORD YOU TYPE OR SAY THAT IS NOT PART OF BOOK FUCKING SIX OR SEVEN IS A WASTED WORD, YOU AGING, MORBIDLY OBESE FUCK.

LONGEVITY TECH ISN'T GOING TO GET HERE QUICK ENOUGH TO SAVE YOUR PREDIABETIC ASS IF YOU KEEP SHOVING FUCKING NACHOS DOWN YOUR THROAT.

VALAR MORGHULIS, AND YOU ARE THE VALAR WHO'S GOING TO FUCKING MORGHULIS.

TYPED WITH ONE FINGER ON THE SHIFT KEY

681 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7892 14:46

Hitler got it all wrong.

What is more important? Killing all the jews? Or taking over the world? Uncle Adolf should have focused on the latter instead of all that other stuff, Einstein could have helped him make nukes.

682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7892 14:54

>>679 honestly? This is a fair assessment.

683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7892 16:56

your game sucks cock. It is not fun. It has bad graphics. I could pull
a better game out of my ass! it is so bad for children! And it is
immature boner blower

signed
mark the mighty

684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7893 03:06

Everyone seems to forget Marx’s prediction that in a communist utopia, everyone would tend his garden in the morning, work in the factory in the afternoon, and critique literature in the evening, or some such nonsense, because real people actually behave like that.

685 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7893 14:17

Infinite scrolling is yet another example of imposing smartphone UI design principles on everything. Apparently the average web developer is a single-minded ape that can only cope with a single paradigm at once. Therefore every machine with a display, even if it has a keyboard full of navigation keys and no touch input whatsoever, must now be treated as if user interaction can only happen by swiping fingers.

686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7893 14:28

I'd say that the circle represents the Cacodemon's butthole.

687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7894 19:45

I kinda gave cats the ability to raise the dead

688 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7894 22:01

by compinaste do you mean that they will diaper later, or slowly change to the same z level as the carrier?

689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7895 17:06

I was arrested recently for shitting in my town's only freshwater reservoir. Maybe you should become a forest ranger or whoever those meanies were who held me there until the cops showed up. The thing is, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. That reservoir hasn't seen the last of my ass.

690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7895 23:56

Hillary is so old, her birth certificate lists place of birth as Pangea.

691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7896 21:59

So let's take a look at the guy's interests:

Nazi propaganda
Stargate
Bad fanfiction
Momar Gadhaffi
Violent games
Aztec serpent gods
3d modeling

Eclectic tastes, I must say.

692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7896 22:07

I'm thinking about replacing the traditional padded cushion couch with a hammock. Think two people could easily sit in one together, feet on the ground... doing.. couch.. stuff? Watching movies, etc

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7898 02:53

>>691
Digpex games?

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7899 03:35

“[People of color] are expected to educate white people as to our humanity”

Let’s see now, scamming section 8, scamming welfare, ganging up on defenseless individuals, robbing, raping, killing white folks, constantly on the prowl for more handouts, when things don’t go your way cry racism, illegitimate kids, and on and on. Yes people of color can educate about humanity (sarc).

695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7899 13:23

According to an article in my newspaper today (Tuesday), Chris Roberts, a social historian, has researched 24 nursery rhymes, including "Oranges and Lemons".
He concludes that virtually all of them are full of sexual innuendo. "Oranges and Lemons" is, in fact a lewd song about a couple's wedding night. "Candle etc." is a reference to the new bride tempting the groom, while "here comes a chopper" alludes to the bride losing her virginity.

Make of it what you will, but I think it says more about Chris Roberts than it does about nursery rhymes!!

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7899 22:46

Yup someone posted some Asterix and Obelix 'nudes' some time ago. Goodbye childhood.

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7904 11:26

Everyone was dead and there were about 159490851051067186716414124 crocodiles in the town so I decided to just delete the save.

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7904 14:06

2016 Hugo award winner:

"If you were a bag of Doritos, my love", by Seanan McGuire

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7905 01:21

I hope all of you newbies are practicing. I will come back to rape everyone and take the gold again.

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7905 02:18

God, I love being easy to please. Life is so much more fun this way.

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