[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 23:47

"In my view, that all adds up to underhanded practices at the very least."

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 01:48

"Your unbridled profanity triggers fond memories of my father as he worked on stuff in the garage, lol."

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 12:24

"Just glad I can listen! Work just isn’t the same without broken bouncing mixed-up radio-waves ^. ^"

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 17:53

"I wouldn't have been surprised if she had started trying to eat people with her vagina; that I might have been more ok with, because then I'd at least know the author was trying to piss me off."

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:41

"Smoked Gouda with embedded sausage bits."

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 22:00

"are you proud of that? birds can do that"

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 08:49

"Can't say I'm surprised about that."

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 03:16

"Pumpkin pie without whipped cream is like a cop without a moustache."

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 04:04

"In Penis name, Amen."

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 19:33

Yo, sorry for delay in replying. I will study engineering. And thanx! :)

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 00:51

"omg are these people serious"

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 01:37

"IM TRYING TO FIND AS MANY WAYS TO PUT UP THE VOLUME, BUT I RAN OUT."

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 10:59

"Mike was right, that flower did look like a limp dick, because there is a very sexual, mostly phallic emphasis on the setup and photography of his flowers."

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 15:05

"Awesome!!! I love her belly and want to kiss or lick her belly"

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 21:55

"should plug my dildos soon"

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 03:34

"i donse now"

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 13:22

"All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 22:07

"i love you so much i think aput you evre day i wich to be you i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 00:06

"they've been nice so far... the real troll magnetic seem to be religion, politics, rape, and boys liking My little Pony"

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 12:21

"I want to eat Mitoboru"

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:20

"Seems like Christina Aguilera got killed and replaced by a lizard hybrid being which also could be still synthetical."

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 08:40

"Garfield is dope OG tru NEET comin at ya in all his feline fury"

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 12:06

"i recommend you try another sport! ... like knitting!"

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 08:05

I impregnated my character's wife once by shoving a lilypie tracker into her signature without warning

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 04:39

"Step 5 is a load of dick. Sounds like you want a no fun zone."

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 20:19

"In a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a cute girl you'd say you are?"

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:12

"You sound/look like a gay!!!"

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:41

"If you see that again...it's time to stop liking betas"

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 13:45

"It does likely contain pure rhinoceros testosterone along with 40 ounces of steroids, adrenaline, cocaine, anger induced LSD, and bath salts."

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 17:12

yes please, and beer after a dry month

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 03:26

dafuq with all that comment, and pls no mature things around here =_=

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 09:35

"My mind is brightest thing in the universe. I am blinding everyone."

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 00:37

""bollocks" actually means "balls" i.e. testicles. While somewhat synonymous with bull shit, bollocks is slightly more offensive. One rarely hears "bull shite", but one does hear bull's bollocks, which may be more offensive than either bull shit or non-specified bollocks. Bull shit is more synonymous with bullock shit, bollock should not be confused with bullock, which used to mean any young bull, but now means an ox which used to be a young bull but no longer is, as it has had its bollocks removed Oh, bugger all! I think I've buggered up this explanation, its all a bunch of bollocks shit."

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 05:05

Nobody in America wants to take over the Middle East, militarily or culturally. Even if we did want to "make them like America" they already consume a ton of American media, although a lot of times it is censored. And frankly, if you don't think the Middle East would benefit from an American/Western Europe-like standard of living and secularism, I don't know what to say to you.

So yeah it was a pretty fucking stupid thing of anon's friend to say.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 05:35

"thomas its her facebook u dont controll her she can do what she wants so back off x"

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 16:35

“Sega had done what NintenDONT”

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 22:22

"So tell me, does it burn when you urinate? Pfft, that's nothing compared to this giant statue that PISSES LAVA"

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 18:51

a My Little Pony pony

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 19:18

"Seconding the suggestion for kittensmashing."

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 17:08

"Holy Shit... O_O Thats just cruel genocide but I guess they deserve it."

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 21:07

"This is quite possibly the stupidest movie ever. Not even the writer knows what it's about."

43 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7474 01:20

"clarification for all you weirdos: espeon is a FOX, NOT a CAT!!!"

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 14:10

"Neato. Now I will have to bug my sister so that at least one of us can do this."

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 20:15

"I feel your pain,my friend and I considered ourselves quite good gamers back in the day but THIS game still remains unbeaten by us."

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 20:36

"It's like how a fat ugly guy just happens to be attracted to fat ugly bitches. It's no coincidence. The dickbrain is wise, and it trains it's human host to crave that which can realistically be obtained. No gooks around here, so they're dead to me and my dick."

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7477 00:54

"I sometimes feel guilty killing cacodemons because they're so cute."

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 01:41

" hello tribe it is time this week we will feed the foolish ones to our great god crogsnawf"

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 20:47

dangit Mark, it seems like you've been saying it more and more. It's "Beside the point", not "besides the point". Beside = next to. example, "Slender man standing beside you bed" Besides only works when it is grammatically separated, because it acts as a preposition, like "Besides, I poop from there anyway."

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