[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7838 00:03

because privilege. Or something. Same way some twat claimed Israelis were racists because they DONfT rape Palestinian women.

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7838 12:01

>>550
Just gonna leave a quick remark on how often any prejudice or unawareness of cultural or historical differences is called "racism". Israelis are nationalistic as fuck, but are they racist?

552 Name: Name : 1993-09-7838 21:51

Judge: gWhyfd you kill your wife?h

Hubby: gFigured it easier than killing another man every other week or so.h

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7838 22:06

I'd fire 90% of the police, disarm the rest, keep the detectives, arm the citizens, throw out the Third Worlders - and crime would drop 90%.

554 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 01:26

I'm a doctor and I think all you idiots should shut the hell up.

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 02:19

check em

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 02:30

The site has been down the past couple of months because of a problem with executing the proper scripts. This mostly has to do with the free hosting we are currently with and I plan to start to host the website myself. During this move I wanted to update the site to tablecat's lastest textboard script, but transforming the threads to the new formatting has proven troublesome. But most of all I've been struggling with depression, which I find hard to admit. My entire life has been on hold for the past couple of months and I'm slowly getting a hold of the reins again. I'm sorry for letting you guys down for so long and I hope to have the site up and running as soon as possible.

In hopeful spirits I have changed the homepage artwork to a spring aesthetic slightly earlier this year.

557 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 05:11

"I produced movies in the States, where it's illegal." Huh? Also "clock loving friend" and "visibly raping the chiwawa" haha. This one sounded more like a reaaallly messed up PSA on alcoholism than a creepypasta.

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 05:27

>>556
I've really missed the Post Office. I'm glad he's still around and hasn't forgotten the board, and I hope he feels better soon. It was a cozy place.

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 13:36

At least one of these websites shows the giant Kama Sutra vajayjay among the other selfies. And of course there's the tiny impse scene in the corner of one of the selfie pictures. Tiny, but still... there's something funny about managing to coax many many websites into proudly publishing creepy Doom pornography without even realizing.

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 15:19

I always like to imagine the people who like my videos as zombies or demons descending upon and tearing apart those who dislike my videos in the most violent ways possible.

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 15:26

Ya know, these places still have those posters, but now it's evil twitter birds or figures eavesdropping on a singing blue bird to tell employees to not be idiots and yammer on social media.

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7839 17:33

Interesting points, but they merely hint at the underlying cause.
Liberals suffer arrested development.
Feminism is stuck in the third grade, where all boys are yucky.
The broader left suffers the insecurities of high school, desperately wanting to be part of the in-crowd.
Therefs nothing truly funny about John Stewart. He semi-smirk is merely a signal for the cool kids to laugh.
At first, the followers donft know why they are laughing; over time it becomes a conditioned response.

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7840 05:41

>>562
I agree with everyone here, regardless of where you copied it from.
I suppose you posted it because you're some SJW who thinks it's funny.

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7840 07:56

Life Insurance Saleslady Who Tempts With Her Pit Hair – She Closes Contracts 100% of the Time, A Slut Whofs Furry Above and Below You Can Surely Have Passionate Sex With

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7840 19:19

Two Homo Teens heading towards a town named deepwood,suddenly this story switched from scary to Downrite Uncomfortable!!!!

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7841 17:57

I don't get all the fuhrer about anti-democratic Germans. I just can nazi a problem.

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7841 17:59

>>563
Flaw in your reasoning there. SJWs have no sense of humor.

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7841 21:58

Imagine that the purpose of the entire game was to quickly kill monsters and open doors and portals to find a toilet and poop in peace.

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7842 01:45

It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7842 14:44

I can pronounce it. I just pronounce it differently than you do.

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7843 01:13

I thought I would be here someday but I never was.

572 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7844 00:01

This is dated June 1996, long before Muslims even existed.

573 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7845 17:12

I think, that given time, leftists will destroy anything they have influence over.

574 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7845 17:42

Mate your vids are such shit... just find something real to talk about... like aliens or something...

575 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7846 21:12

Mine was pretty deaf from being on his truck and tractor rig. Did you know that in men as we age the first hearing range to go is the one womenfs voices fall into? There is a god and he wants us to be happy.

576 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7846 22:29

Jews and Zionist with the hand of America did more bad things that the japs ever could do for the own Americans. Why? Because America are niggers.

577 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7847 17:37

Masturbation is rape.

I think.

Damn, itfs really hard to keep all this shit straight.

578 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7847 18:14

>>577
Did a man experience sexual pleasure in a non-gay, non-submissive way? It's rape.

579 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7847 20:24

>>578
You could've saged

580 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7848 14:29

"Social Justice" is the itchy butthole of the body politic.

581 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7848 17:57

>>579
Fuck sage and fuck people who use it.

582 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7848 18:33

Yeah, that's a shitty life. Walking around naked all day, eating, humping or peeing on whatever and licking his own crotch whenever he feels like. People just constantly coming up and hug him and giving him tasty meats and telling him he is good. A living hell, for sure.

583 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7848 21:41

>>581
I think you know where the door is.

584 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7849 17:29

Gamer gate is clearly the invasion of Italy.

Oh shit. Does that mean we're going to eventually face a line of goths?

Cause the Battle of Hot Topic is not a hill I want to die on if I can avoid it.

585 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7849 17:33

>>583
Kiss my ass.

586 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7849 21:10

Ifm a feminist because c itfs the only defense mechanism I can think of to dull the pain of knowing that thousands of years worth of female sacrifice passing on my blood line will be be bequeathed to a cat.

587 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7850 16:57

Girls are yucky. I hear they don't even have wieners.

588 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7850 23:04

When you connect it to pc and put some song. Whats the procedure of doing it. Thanks

589 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7851 02:31

It is because they hate the truth that these people attack General Franco. He stood up successfully against judeo-communist subversion, and the illuminati jews have never forgiven him for defeating them. It's also why these people attack the Spanish Inquisition, which saved Spain from subversion by marrano jews. Had it not done so, Spain would have been infiltrated by these enemies of Christ just as the physical institutions of the Catholic Church were in 1958 when infiltrating freemasons and jews hijacked the papal conclave and elected one of their own - Antipope John XXIII, a Rosicrucian and heretic. Hence the eruption of 'pedophilia' (actually homosexuality) in the newly born judeo-masonic sect of Vatican II, which has since been masquerading as the Catholic Church. This is exactly what happens when people turn away from God. They are afflicted with all kinds of spiritual and moral diseases.

Oh, and by the way, God does exist. And, yes, you are currently on the road to Perdition.

590 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7851 19:29

She doesn't deserve things, she is a fictional character not a real actual live woman

591 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7852 05:55

Scientists these days have no sense of adventure. They're all obsessed with research, data, and observation instead of good ole stick poking.

592 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7852 21:52

Wasn't it the left who always screamed at the Moral Majority, "if you don't like it, change the channel!"?

593 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7853 14:43

My mother took mine away when I filled it my unirne

594 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7853 18:09

>>593
Drunk

595 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7853 18:47

Ahhhh, well yeah that's fair enough, I like most words for the anus so I use many of them daily.

596 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 01:08

I couldn't hold a straight face through the release trailer because it looked hilariously lame. Taking an anorexic hooker who's half bald and calling her bombshell doesn't help.

597 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 02:07

I hope you are looking forward to taking robot dicks in 50 years, time, because that is the only way you will be able to make money !!!

598 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 07:48

I love the smell of dirty panties. Each zone of scent.

Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).

Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.

Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.

Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.

Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.

599 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 12:58

I'd rather sniff the girl's crotch directly.

600 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 18:43

If anyone wants to see how rabbits behave when free resources are gone, all he has to do is watch footage of a Black Friday riot.

Also, 600get.

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7854 19:08

great story. ill listen anyways even though Otis Jiry breast you to this story

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7856 23:57

I WANTED HIM TO SHOW A MIDDLE FINGER. I CAN'T PLACE THE FINGER BEHIND THE THUMB BECAUSE I'M USING MSPAINT.

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 00:56

The fantasy scotsman's preposterousness is second only to that of the psychedelic jester in a box thing.

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 19:27

I can tell you gays sometimes get fascinated by omegas & sigmas thinking their being quite means they are having deep mysterious thoughts. That must be why NY Times reporters keep getting beat up by homeless men they hire for sex.

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 20:19

I don't see why we need functional programming. Linq is basically Haskell anyway.

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7857 21:02

No no, it's mostly dead or all dead. If they are mostly dead, then there's a chance you can save their lives if your plot says you can. If they are all dead, then you go through their pockets for spare change.

607 Name: (>. <) : 1993-09-7857 23:12

"Vaporwave is relaxing as fug. Thanks for the recs!"

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 02:38

The western Touhou fanbase is dead anyway. I just enjoy the series on my own and don't bother caring what the rest of you retards are up to.

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 12:50

wich is a more disturbing game kiko, barbie the explorer or anvil of doom?

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 23:11

... and I could go on and on but my point is, DSP really is Chris-Chan 2.0

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7860 20:27

Must have been the same assholes that put Conan 1 and 2 on the same disc; which I have.

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7860 22:47

Every time I treated a woman as an adult human being, I was disappointed.

Every time I treated a woman with indifference or as a spoiled child in need of a firm hand, I was rewarded.

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 13:38

That one is easy. The only genuinely feminine thing about Lambdas is that they absolutely crave attention like a heroine addict craves his next hit.

Consequently they gravitate towards show business. Once there they look after each other's interests. It's called the Gay Mafia for a reason.

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 17:20

Megaman Battle Network 4 Red Sun GBA

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 17:51

The Chaos champion is really the tiger. He just has a guy sit on his back to confuse people.

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 18:28

Coffee is only great when it is extremely sweet.

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 22:02

you guys come off as rather snooty in this list. i didnft enjoy it.

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7861 23:01

what i cant believe is that your brain can just switch off like a light switch. i mean after everything you have done in your're life, memories, feelings, events taken place, education etc there is no way in hell your brain can just go boop and shut down. im not religious, but i believe something fucking awesome happens when you die 

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 00:01

Two things about this:
1): it is a demon.
2): it ran slowly on my nice, new computer.
other than that, it looked ok...to be honest i did not try for that long because it as so slow.

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 07:07

I went on the Elliot Rodger ride at Universal Studios. It went on for 4 hours. 3 and a half of those hours are spent looking at a fake sunset. The carts of the little train you ride are shaped like BMWs.

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 15:35

>>614
blue moon actually took skill and good deck making to use its cross souls

red sun and search soul basically killed any good cross-play

all blue moon had going for it was wood soul, and even then, that was weak unless you set it up with area-grabs, same with blues soul, and both of those still got countered by wind soul

the only way blue could win was a very lucky red-light-green-light or insane levels of junk soul cheesing

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 21:51

This is very true. I love Nates videos but his titles do spoil quite a bit of the story. Hopefully he will read this and stop that soon because he is honestly one of my favorite CP narrators.

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7862 22:32

Loved this game, not sure if I loved killing the trapped prisoners, or the entire game, but loved it regardless.

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7863 18:36

Marriage is a contract between the state and a woman, to fuck a man out of his money. The gov't wants you to be married, the woman wants you to be married, why?

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 02:48

My Texas born-and-bred brother, who has lived in the UK for 40 years, says the difference between people here and there is that in the US, someone gets a fancy new car and the neighbors share in the excitement/fun, believing that they, too, could get one. In the UK, the neighbors are resentful and want to put the car owner back gin his place,h down at their level.

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 06:29

Soon these mercenaries will be jerking Boko Haram guys off the battlefield, spanking them mercilessly with a heavy hand. I've no doubt they have a firm grip on the problem. My guess is that the Boko Haram will try to spurt out of their hiding places, ejaculating pleas for mercy as they are caught in a ruthless South African twist.

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 13:19

How to prove you're not a neckbeard: Avoid the shit out of threads entitled "Prove you're not a neckbeard".

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 16:36

Good comment. I never thought of that. When I was young lad and a lot more liberal I was also pretty fucking full of myself. As I have aged and realized this world is crazy nuts and I don't understand it and nobody could possibly comprehend it all, I have become much more conservative in life.

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 20:43

I personally do not associate apes with any human culture or race. If other people wish to do so, that is their prerogative. I am not, never have been, and hopefully never will be a racist. This project started out as an experiment and a way to practice my pixel art, and for whatever reason the face ended up looking somewhat like a monkey, so I thought it would be fun to try pixelling a monkey's face. If you want to associate a certain race with apes you are of course free to do so, but if you do then I see that as being racist, not the fact that the image is of a monkey with an afro.

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7866 05:05

It's a very interesting argument. I totally agree that people should ease up on fictional lolis and focus on stopping real life lolis.

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7866 16:13

AAGGH YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, ADJECTIVE-MAN! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, EVER!

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7867 20:46

I have a lot of respect and sympathy for the Jews. They are an admirable people in many ways. I very much enjoyed their hospitality in Israel and hope that country has a bright future. But when it comes to politics, many of them are stark, raving bonkers.

Another great diaspora - the Chinese - don't behave this way. Ever seen Chinese people in Europe or America demanding open borders so hordes of Chinese-haters can pour in and menace their children? Me neither.

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7869 02:38

Your girlfriend is equal parts the internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.

I'd imagine you can talk to her but she won't answer you.

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7869 22:51

Her armor has wings because it's an eagle motif and they open when she flies because magic is all about mad stylin'.

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7870 21:39

I am still upset that my suggestion of Spock Dock didn't make it in game

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7871 08:44

Male or female
Which one is he or she
its got a full rack of breasts
and a large pee-pee

She can be fucked real well
to pleasure a man
but if her member done swell
then the opposite can

I love this person be it a woman or a boy
She gibe me pleasure more than any sex toy
Worth more than a female, less ugly than a man
transgender does sex much better than any other sex can

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 15:07

I've never had In-n-Out, but the Five Guys near me is gross. The burgers are so greasy that the bun is basically paste by the time I get to the table.

So, yeah, Hawkguy knows what it's about.

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 22:42

I really wish that tactical turnbased combat would come back. I think the problem is that "realtime" is a buzz word. I still remember seeing an advertisement for a racecar simulation game that listed "Realtime Action!" as one of the features... I had to laugh because I was getting SO tired of Turn-based Racecar games...

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7872 23:52

The entire premise of Pokemon is enslaving the cutest things in the world and making them pit-fight, so I think I'm inured to the discomfort of injuring cute creatures.

640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7873 19:32

I finished the game today. There are no puzzles, satisfying or otherwise.

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 14:23

That raises a different issue that I'll try to explain by analogy: I imagine that there would not be a statistically significant difference between the percentage of people in prison who would normally identify as gay and the people outside prison who would normally identify as gay. Nevertheless, prison rape is a thing that happens disproportionately.

Similarly, to a crackhead in a morgue another hole might be nothing more or less than another opportunity. Details like "being a child" are secondary to "I bet my penis could fit in this," so throwing around the term pedophile isn't useful here as a description.

642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 16:29

I wrote what I wrote. I said what I said. Stop this "so you're telling me" and "so you're claiming" bullshit. If you can't address exactly what I wrote, not some idiotic revision of your own device, then you're not tall enough for this ride and you don't belong here.

643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 23:05

Theres a nude female creature on the title screen so I give it at least 8/10 points!

644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7875 14:00

I will NEVER hire a liberal arts major from any college unless they admit they were idiots and are repentant for being so.

645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7875 23:14

Nihilism is a muffled fart in a coffin six feet under wet dirt.

646 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 16:53

As a guy with a decent head of hair, forced baldness would drive me to evil vengeance as well.

647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 18:20

GREAT, SO NOW ON TOP OF BEING MISTAKEN FOR EVERY DAMN RANDOM CREATURE IN HISTORY, I'M GONNA BE TOLD STORIES OF HOW I WAS A CHILD-RESCUING GHOST SPIDER?

648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 19:12

I never knew Apple deliberately set out to become the Scientology of computers.

I just thought that was a happy accident.

649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 19:24

Right you are:

Give someone a fat lip - fired

Rape children for 40 years - not fired

Crazy to even suggest a double standard.
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