"total crap, but I enjoy it"
futa with balls are guys with fake tits
Perfect butt! Cirno has the perfect butt!
What a sad day this is, when speaking a few un-spun plain truths–all on the same level of “water is wet” and “the Emperor is not only naked but is, furthermore, drunkenly waggling his penis at the news cameras”–is enough to get “conservative” street cred for a Wall Street gangster bankster who donated multi-million-dollar sums to the Obamas and the Clintons and donates more to Democrats than Republicans year in and year out.
So what you’re telling me is that you can draw a picture of Red Marth shoving his dick into the Brave Little Toaster and that’s all hot and good, but when I have a picture of my ass getting plowed by a well-endowed wolf in leather pants, that’s furfaggotry and i should yiff in hell
the woman has infinite sexual energy, but the man has finite energy. When a man pleasures a woman to orgasm, he feeds off her energy to increase his longevity. But when he orgasms, he loses energy and shortens his life. So the ideal is to make women orgasm as much as possible while never orgasming himself.
I FUCKING HATE YOU STOP WRITEING STORIES NOW! YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE YOUR FANS? THERE LAUGHING AT YOU. THEY KNOW THESE STORIES SUCK AND THEY LIKE WATCHING YOU FAIL TIME AFTER TIME. YOUR A JESTER TO THEM. A CLOWN WHO'S ONLY GOOD FOR MAKENG THEM LAUGH. AND YOU BLINDLY BELIVE THEM CAUSE THAT'S THE KINDA DUMBASS YOU ARE.
Cunnilingus, tasty and fun!
Just say fucking testicles if you're going to mention it. Christ.
So this is the 'good' path eh? You can tell from the lesbian sex slave the queen of the realm keeps by her feet. Holy shit. Motivation for helping people dropping...
posting Vimeo in the YouTube thread, lol
is it just me or does the Dark Campaign symbol look like n evil pokeball?
He's got a round face like Nixon and GW Bush. Leaders have tall faces like Inspector Gadget or like every other president.
Do it, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of success, while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossible… you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and you’re not going to stop there. NO! What are you waiting for?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT! If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up
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You know that dude who's going around rubbing people's butts? I just farted in his face.
Indeed; I guess a US war hero in the Vietnam war would have been someone attempting to somehow stop the war. In that sense, Trump is probably more of a hero than McCain, albeit a most pathetic one if he managed it by being a rich boy with privileges.
It's like telling someone to "summon rocket" instead of "summon rocketammo". While facing a wall. =P
Many crimes are committed by fatherless black men. I am assuming you are white. Plus you have like 30 dads. So you are very lucky because you will never go to jail ever, what with all that white skin and al those dads
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My father died of AIDS related health issues almost two months ago, no wonder given his lifestyle. I felt nothing. As usual.
Today, I told my little sister (she is five) that I have a friend that they are genderfluid. My sister asked me, “Is (Drew) a boy or a girl?” and I said “They are both a boy and a girl” and she just says, “Oh! Like Stevonnie!” and goes back to coloring.
She understood gender fluidity because a kids show showed a non-binary character. Steven Universe is important. Representation is important.
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What are your sources?
Btw, a teacher of mine told us, that back in the 17th or 18th century, docotrs also ate the poop of kings to decide wether they were ill or not!
Because my mother is visiting me for my birthday (which is tomorrow) and so I haven't been near a computer in two days. This is the first opportunity I've had to get online. Oh well, she keeps buying me plenty of booze so I'm not complaining.
If Cortana worked in Spain, then it should be able to work in most of Latin America, and the differences in local variations of Spanish to Castilian would likely be more amusing than frustrating.
I got what he said. For the sake of clarity allow me a reiteration of my prior post: Establishing proof of concept is not the same as establishing an industry standard. This article is clearly about possibility and potential rather than execution and enterprise. His knee-jerk response, though entirely valid, is so unnecessary it borders on pedantic :D
Stunningly un-user-friendly, impossible to navigate, lacking in
anything to indicate to a new player where to go, what to do, or why
to continue wasting their time with an atrocious command system that
is neither coherent nor consistent. I honestly cannot imagine why
anyone would bother.
I like the expressions on the mohawk trolls face in this page, too bad it will be over for him soon.
The kid in the middle is most likely to become a serial killer.(👀) I see you!
Today I had a revelation. I once again realized how I hate this pathetic parody of a country. Let me share my revelation with you, Bernd.
Do you know what is the name of one of Russian cable network erotic channels? I found it out just today, by chance. It's called Russian Night, and as I heard these words, a bottomless abyss had opened before my eyes and looked into them.
As the West is undergoing its colorful Untergang, painted in all colors of the rainbow, the satanic Night reigns over Russia, and in the pitch-dark depth of it, there is a lone man: he's sitting in front of the TV, he's blankly staring into the screen, and on the screen, there is a bald merry midget giving the audience a lecture on the benefits of sunbathing. He's dressed like a jester, he makes everyone laugh; everyone but Russians. It's called RN, the channel, and The Russian Night with Merry Midget, the program. The man's hand is moving up and down, up and down. He likes the show the midget is giving to him, his black saliva is dripping from his chin, his heart is beating fast: doki-doki shichau no yo.
The wind is howling behind the window, and dashed lines of snow flurry hit the window glass which is thin, too thin, a mere crust over the bubbling ocean of snow that symbolizes everlasting repentance in our sad little story. He's on the ninth floor of a commieblock built upon bones, pus and hatred, and far below, transparent shadows of former humans are silently strolling across a snow field desperately searching for the last trolleybus; but it's long gone. And the man keeps moving up and down his hand with another part of the body I am too ashamed to name firmly, manly, umzumanly gripped in the palm, as if not seeing the face of a white mad monk clutching the handle of his hatchet in his hands and is patiently looking into the window.
I leave it up to you to figure out what this complex image symbolizes.
Picrelated is the new flag of Russia: the upper part symbolizes piss, the lower one shit. The entire Flag symbolizes the Russian Night. Please stand up, it's being raised.
Just now a car with drunk gopniks has stopped under my windows and guess what music is loudly played in it? It's Strauss. Not joking. Can't imagine for a better symbol of the surreal world I live in.
Could you do it like how you did V2. Started with Noobland. Then it slowly stretched to Bandits and then the arena and then temple etc. When you make or complete an area then add it to the game. The updates would keep the game (even if its small) interesting. That would give people something to play and also provide you with ideas. It would get some excitement going about V3.
Of course, I suppose the lack of Brutal Doom infecting an entire wiki is why the real Doom Wiki is called the Doomworld wiki, because it means the doomwiki doesnt like brutal doom and only the elitist berks at doomworld don't like doodle broom
Excuse me the old testament says angels came down and did the dirty with humans, so clearly the genetic variation came from them.
I bet they fucked the mosquitoes too. They were like Zeus and just took whatever form got them some beastly sex.
Haha, I don't think anyone goes to this much trouble with their actual partner, but from what I have heard (from people I've known in the industry) there are different standards you're encouraged to adhere to when your anal is being subjected to closeups and hi def video.
EDIT: Please no more dick pics in PM. That includes pictures of Richard Nixon
It's a strange world we live in when the porn industry has a record of everyone they've ever shot and yet the police don't.
Rainbows are racist for not having the color black anywhere in them.
What’s up with all the self rightness up in this joint??? I am in my forties and some of the music my parents listened to was just as suggestive. Every generation have music like that. Stop acting like you’re so darn wholesome.
I ran the numbers from the report produced by the NYC Department of Health and Hygiene for 2012 (the latest year published) and it was actually 52.6%. That’s still more than the total of live births and miscarriages combined. Combining miscarriages with abortions yields the startling fact that in NYC a black baby, once conceived is 40% more likely to die in the womb than to be born. A whopping 70% of black babies die before they draw a breath.
But “Black Lives Matter”. Doesn’t look like it from where I sit.
This is what autism looks like when it gets outside its box.
I'm not having this conversation with an adult who poops in a diaper.
I'm not looking for angst and my tolerance for weird is generally pretty low. I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.
Beer, Votka, Tequila... now if Korpiklaani made a song called Chocolate Milk my life will be complete
"Is it possible that GRRM loves books and dorritos more than I love penis?"
I think you would have to love penis an awful lot to win that particular contest. But I'll take your word on it.
I give SW2013 full Wang.
the unrepentant, purposefully blown-out weeb-ness physically hurts me.
Hug me please D;
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Why the fuck are you saying this "mp3" shit that shit needs to burn in the 90's where it belongs we got like OGG Vorbis and Opus now which are both successively smaller faster and more efficient than mp3 and you're all up and on about some messy copyright mess of a format like a bunch of creepy-creeps I don't know where you're pulling all these flacs from but they better be Sonic After the Sequel levels of eargasmic original ost soundtrack music if its just copyrighted songs or rips from Super Nintendo games you're going about everything wrong and horrible because even if it was something from like Sphinxter and the Scursed Muppy Babies on the Xbox ripped straight from the disc if it was ever at any point rendered in a lossy format before becoming a flac you're doomed to have a gugajigglion petabyte wad for no reason and there's n
This shitty story caught me off guard I didn't think there was an actual danger to the plot besides the MC's buffoonery.
The universe is set against you so that you may become glorious.
Good lord.
How many people died of ebola in Africa last week?
How many people died of AIDS in Africa last week?
How many children starved to death in Africa last week?
How many people were tortured or murdered by African governments last week?
And these people are upset about an animal? Seriously? This is all a joke, right?
Look, I know there are conservation laws, and I know there are game wardens. These things exist for a reason. I get that. My suspicion, though, is that a naive American tourist who paid a great big wad of money to go to Mugabestan on safari put his trust in the local hunting guides who told him, oh yes, B’wana, we do everything legal-like here, you betchum. And that somewhere along the way the dentist failed to give out enough bribe money to the locals. He gave some Zim customs inspector a twenty, who wanted to hold out for a hundred, and now feels insulted. He paid a game warden five dollars who wanted twenty to stamp his ticket. And now the Zimbabwean government, which is utterly corrupt and inept from top to bottom and end to end, an absolute basket case even by the abysmal standards of sub-Saharan African failed states, is telling goofy stories about the horrible Boer foreigner who failed to pay enough baksheesh to Inspector Mtebele–er, we mean, who killed the wrong lion by unspecified but doubtless horrible means that are doubtless beyond the pale. Because a country where cannibalism is listed as "death by natural causes" knows what’s beyond the pale. And all right-thinking people are expected to be outraged by it.
Pardon me. My eyes rolled so far that they fell out of my head and are even now rolling back and forth across the Internet. Have you seen them?
That's the endgame, right. Feeling rather than thinking. Grammar is a crutch, really.
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