The reason you don't play pranks on each other _{-by (*ﾟーﾟ)}

I use to be a prankster. I would do things
that were silly and we all had a good laugh
about it. No one was hurt and we all had a
bit of fun. But one day I played a prank on
myself and then got high. I thought to my-
self what is this pretzel doing here. I knew.

The pretzel was a “present” to myself. Little did I know that it was a total prank. Basically, don't do it.