[COUNTDOWN] >>800 GET on the 8000th [PART II] (825)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 20:27

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:28

Virtual gomez

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:32

Detrimental gomez

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:33

Quarter gomez

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:34

Coastal gomez

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:35

Understanding gomez

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:37

Boney gomez

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:37

Impish gomez

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:39

Annihilated gomez

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:41

Burnt gomez

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:41

Imprisoned gomez

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:43

Lisping gomez

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:44

Tender gomez

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:46

Niçois gomez

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:48

Fixed gear gomez

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:50

Leftover gomez

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:52

Nylon gomez

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:53

Restructured gomez

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:54

Alcoholic gomez

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:55

Federal gomez

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:56

Decentralized gomez

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:56

Disrespectful gomez

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:57

Gaseous gomez

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 05:58

Chinese gomez

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 06:00

Whiskered gomez

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 06:00

Punctual gomez

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 08:13

Congrats.

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 11:57

Anticlimactic gomez

803 Name: Good job everybody : 1993-09-8000 12:13

Punctual gomez
by (*ﾟーﾟ)

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
But still not as amazing as the 8000th is going to be! (Punctual gomez)

That's how I see it so far anyway.

I don't know who I am any more. (Punctual gomez)
Diabolical gomez (Punctual gomez)
High caliber gomez (Punctual gomez)

That's how I see it so far anyway.

Punctual gomez!

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 16:13

I remember waiting for Punctual Gomez to drop off my lunch. He was right on time, as usual.

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 00:42

I remember serving with Punctual Gomez in the Anglo-Zanzibar War. I was bunkered down in the trenches, ready to give up the ghost, when his plane flew overhead, just in time to bomb the enemy to smithereens.

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 00:50

One time I'd had a bit too much to drink, and ended up starting a fight with some angry-looking yakuza fellows. When one of them pulled a knife, I had already resigned myself to leaving that bar with a few broken ribs and possibly minus a kidney, when Punctual Gomez came out of the bathroom. He held three of them off with his masterful aikido technique while holding up the rear guard so we could escape.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 01:15

The night I noticed that my refrigerator broken and all the food in it was no good, Punctual gomez was there with two medium two-topping pizzas, breadsticks, and a 2 liter Coke in less than 30 minutes.

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 01:30

When >>805 and I were in the war together, my wife back home started to go into labour. Punctual Gomez was there within minutes to drive her to the hospital. I did find it strange that she gave birth more than twelve months after I was enlisted, but luckily Punctual Gomez was there the whole time to see make sure she was well looked after.

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 12:42

Punctual gomez shipped my product on time. A++ would buy again.

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 19:30

Punctual Gomez ships a live bobcat in every 100th order. One of his customers in 100 is mauled by an enraged bobcat upon opening the box, but Punctual Gomez still has 99% positive feedback.

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 20:59

I once ordered an engaged bobcat from Punctual Gomez. The bobcat arrived right when he promised it would.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 23:44

I am an enraged bobcat. Me and my kin were teetering on the brink of extinction. Just when we were ready to give up on life, Punctual Gomez appeared and began distributing us to homes filled with delicious and entertaining prey. Thanks to Punctual Gomez, our species lives on.

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 00:35

I was Punctual gomez's 5th grade teacher. I recommended Punctual gomez for an outstanding student award due to his perfect attendance record.

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 00:59

I worked with Punctual Gomez for a few years. We sometimes ate lunch together and I once loaned him some books. I never expected to get them back, but one week later, he returned them to me just as he had promised. He thanked me, but said that some of the stuff was too radical for his tastes, in particular Ellison's ‘‘Repent, Harlequin’’. I think he found it indecent.

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:55

( ・-・) 800GE...
( ・-・) well, poop.

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 22:49

>>815 Ha! You're no Punctual Gomez, that's for sure!

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8008 02:25

After hearing so much about Punctual Gomez, I decided to recruit him as part of a secret government task-force. We needed somebody reliable, who could deliver results on a tight deadline. However, when my agent arrived at the confidential rendevous point, a bucket of vanilla pies fell on his head with a note saying, "Gotcha!"

It seems that I had confused Punctual Gomez with "Punk'd You Gomez."

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:27

Need more tanasinn in my life

819 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:35

bump. lets get this to 999 on 9999th day

820 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9959 01:52

I can't believe people are still posting about Punctual gomez

821 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 12:28

>>820 What can I say, I love that song

822 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 11:35

822 GET!!!!

823 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 17:33

Punctual Gomez is best Gomez.

824 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 17:37

>>823 I prefer Preferable Gomez

825 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:24

I'm drawn to Attractive Gomez.

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