CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 12:27

Half the city is burning, dispatcher says she hates her life, cops saying there's "so much shit going down" they can't even assign codes to it.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 17:45

The real question is: Can otherkin be plants and, if so, would a Jew have to kick a wheatkin roommate out of their house during Passover?

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 20:21

>>251
Only if they're a leavened wheatkin, if they're a mazohkin they'd be fine.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 13:04

Kon-in Todoke Juri Shomeisho

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 16:22

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 03:38

enuis (k) kǂ ǂ
kʘʰ* kǀʰ kǁʰ kǃʰ kǂʰ Aspirated (kʰ) kǂ + qʰ ǂʰ *
ɡʘ ɡǀ ɡǁ ɡǃ ɡǂ Voiced (ɡ) ɡǂ ᶢǂ
ɡʘh ɡǀh ɡǁh ɡǃh ɡǂh Voiced velar plosive followed by aspiration (ɡh, ɡkʰ) ɡǂ + qʰ ᶢǂʱ
ŋʘ ŋǀ ŋǁ ŋǃ ŋǂ Voiced nasal (ŋ) ŋǂ ᵑǂ
ŋ̊ʘ ŋ̊ǀ ŋ̊ǁ ŋ̊ǃ ŋ̊ǂ Voiceless nasal (ŋ̊) ŋ̊ǂ ᵑ̊ǂ
↓ŋ̊ʘʰ ↓ŋ̊ǀʰ ↓ŋ̊ǁʰ ↓ŋ̊ǃʰ ↓ŋ̊ǂʰ Ingressive voiceless nasal with delayed aspiration (↓ŋ̊ʰ) kǂ + h ᵑ̊ǂʰ
kʘˀ kǀˀ kǁˀ kǃˀ kǂˀ Glottalized plosive (kˀ) kǂ + ʔ ᵑǂˀ *
(kʘʼ?)* ? ? ǂˀ *
ˀŋʘ ˀŋǀ ˀŋǁ ˀŋǃ ˀŋǂ Preglottalized nasal (ˀŋ) kǂ + mˀ/nˀ ˀᵑǂ
qʘ qǀ qǁ qǃ qǂ Tenuis uvular (q) kǂ + q ǂ͡q
(qʘʰ?)* Aspirated uvular (qʰ) ? ǂ͡qʰ *
ɢʘ ɢǀ ɢǁ ɢǃ ɢǂ (Prenasalized) voiced uvular (ɢ, ɴɢ) kǂ + ɢ ᶢǂ͡ɢ
ɢǀh ɢǃh ɢǂh Voiced (prenasalized) uvular plosive followed by aspiration, velar frication,
or uvular trill (ᴺɢh, ᴺɢx, ᴺɢʀ) ɡǂ + ɢqʰ ᶢǂ͡ɢʱ
kʘˣ kǀˣ kǁˣ kǃˣ kǂˣ Voiceless affricate (kˣ) kǂ + x ǂ͡qχ
ɡʘx ɡǀx ɡǁx ɡǃx ɡǂx Voiced velar plosive followed by voiceless velar fricative (ɡx, ɡkx) ɡǂ + x ᶢǂ͡ɢʁ
qʘʼ qǀʼ qǁʼ qǃʼ qǂʼ Uvular ejective (qʼ) kǂ + qʼ ǂ͡qʼ
kʘʼqʼ kǀʼqʼ kǁʼqʼ kǃʼqʼ kǂʼqʼ Velar ejective followed by uvular ejective (kʼqʼ, dialectically kxʼ) kǂ + kxʼ ǂ͡kxʼ
ɡʘqʼ ɡǀqʼ ɡǁqʼ ɡǃqʼ ɡǂqʼ Voiced velar plosive fo

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 06:40

SATAN GUIDES US TELEPATHICLY THROUGH RECTAL THERMOMETERS. WHY DO YOU THINK ABOUT META-REASONING?

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 07:37

This article was amended on Tuesday 28 June 2016. We said that Tetris involved “shuffling different-sized falling shapes into corresponding gaps”. In fact, as user 137Newton pointed out, all of the Tetris shapes are tetrominoes - shapes that can be made out of four squares of equal size. This has been corrected.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 04:22

I don't gain any happiness of renewing SSL certs.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 11:35

バリ3共和国

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 18:04

Yande.rebarack odongers

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 14:13

DQN is also built upon a vast and partially human brain-inspired artificial neural network.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 02:00

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 17:42

However, Peskov made clear that until before the game characters in the center of the capital is not reached. "I do not know, no, - he said, answering the question whether there is in the territory of the Kremlin's Pokemon, and whether they can be there to catch -. If I'm not mistaken, is this game is not available in Russia This is what I read why here.. I can not answer professionally, I do not play games. "

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 18:30

Therefore, your account has been scheduled for deletion on this Month of JULY, 2016. As part of this process, your account, files, email address messages etc, will be deleted from our Data Base. To Retail Your Account. You are required to reply with your valid ONLINE ACCESS for reactivation, to ensure Your account remains active and subscribed, Otherwise this account will be De-activated within the next 72 hours hence from now.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 08:40

Locks are not necessarily oppressive or bad. You probably own several locks, and their keys or codes as well; you may find them useful or troublesome, but they don't oppress you, because you can open and close them. Likewise, we find encryption invaluable for protecting our digital files. That too is a kind of digital lock that you have control over.

DRM is like a lock placed on you by someone else, who refuses to give you the key―in other words, like handcuffs.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 19:49

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 01:10

Free catered meals daily and a strange amber liquid on the floor

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 02:02

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 16:15

In China, Hong Kong and Toronto,

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 17:27

"Roguelike" in the context of early access and kickstarter games refers to the rogue-like manner in which the developers run off with your money.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 17:21

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:14

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:16

>>271
That's not how ghostbuster weaponry works at all.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 16:14

I post one picture a day of my goats, nothing even slightly sexual,

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 20:09

happoshu

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 21:55

║ Drowning ║

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 15:15

Sometimes people have to accept a product isn't for them, instead of acting like it should be for nobody.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 16:01

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 01:38

It's where you say something, and the other person has to guess whether you're telling the truth or being a black person.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 10:21

"Im so smart that I post ridiculous, half baked, unsophisticated, infantile memes with ludicrous, uninformed blanket statements."

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 06:29

I mean if walmart can mass produce nukes and sell them at a competitive price I don't see why not.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 10:09

あなたの忍耐と理解していただきありがとうございます

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 17:50

Halo Of Sorrow From Animation

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 22:17

Until you graduate or otherwise leave school, you must notify your school's financial aid office if you:

Change your address or telephone number;
Change your name (for example, maiden name to married name);
Do not enroll at least half-time for the loan period certified by the school;
Do not enroll at the school that determined you were eligible to receive the loan;
Stop attending school or drop below half-time enrollment;
Transfer from one school to another school; or
Graduate.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 10:40

Kowaku no Toki

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8370 18:29

�� Hey lady, ...had to do it. I Nominate you for the Most loving and prettiest Mom Award. You must send to 15 moms and make their day. I'm also waiting!�� Sometimes u just need to hear it ... You're a beautiful mom, doing a great job and you're so loved! Just hold your finger on it and it should say forward.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 02:11

  1. solve ethics
  2. solving ethics is hard, let’s make an AI to solve ethics
  3. making an AI is hard, let’s make an AI to make the AI
  4. wait, that won’t end well
  5. prove that the AI that makes the AI will behave itself
  6. this is pretty hard
  7. we’re going to need more PhDs
  8. write Harry Potter fan-fiction

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 03:33

There are conflicting accounts of Diogenes's death. He is alleged variously to have held his breath; to have become ill from eating raw octopus;[33] or to have suffered an infected dog bite.[34] When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so wild animals could feast on his body. When asked if he minded this, he said, "Not at all, as long as you provide me with a stick to chase the creatures away!" When asked how he could use the stick since he would lack awareness, he replied "If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?"[35] At the end, Diogenes made fun of people's excessive concern with the "proper" treatment of the dead. The Corinthians erected to his memory a pillar on which rested a dog of Parian marble.[36]

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 12:44

Digestions:
D3 pIT5-KL EcoR1 Pst1

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 18:49

Inserts random images of ceiling fans into any articles, and even links to videos of them. He also has a tendency to randomly thank certain Wikipedia users. At the same time, while on Commons, he will load a ventilator/ceiling fan image over any medium or high use image that he targets.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 07:04

like the internet forum equivalent to a guy that really only likes big dumb action movies, but once in a while he has to remind everyone that he actually made it through an entire Tarkovsky film.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 08:33

Popular user-defined tags for this product:
Memes Psychological Horror Indie Casual +

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 01:56

We should stop eating Nutella because it's made with palm oil

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 15:19

The concept of a dumb network made up of dumb pipes has been around since at least the early 1990s.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 00:01

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 04:00

i’m getting reeeeaaaal tired of all the casual nazism in the marvel fandom, so i made some handy dandy infographics to help people out.
don’t buy/sell/make/wear hydra merch. don’t cosplay hydra characters. don’t imitate the hydra salute. don’t be a fucking nazi. it’s that simple.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 12:32

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 01:10

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 08:35

Actor and internet meme factory foreman George Takei

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 16:04

’Why, of course,’ I said after a moment’s reflection, ‘if it hadn’t been for phallic worship, they would have built the spire pointing downwards and standing on its own apex!’

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 18:35

The LOLI database can be accessed using either LOLI Desktop or LOLI-On-Line.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 22:24

Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography (PTHC or PTC) or percutaneous hepatic cholangiogram is a radiologic technique used to visualize the anatomy of the biliary tract. A contrast medium is injected into a bile duct in the liver, after which X-rays are taken.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 10:07

For a system in which gravity is important, such as the universe

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 10:51

在郷軍人病

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 19:44

それらの何百も

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 04:41

Anytime you try to organize something on /b/, the set of steps must be simple so that your average /b/tard can follow the instructions without screwing things up.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 18:47

11:41 *** TheWhiteKnightofLight (~Amiga@daIRC-48FFDABA.bois.qwest.net) has joined the room
11:41 <TheWhiteKnightofLight> Just to let you guys know, we're watching you. And we'll flag all videos we see.
11:41 <TheWhiteKnightofLight> Fucking nerd losers. Get a life.
11:41 <Casey123> why?
11:41 <Casey123> I like being lifeless
11:41 <Nemesis> as you lurk our irc and flag our vids
11:41 <VIEanon> lol moralfag
11:41 *** soul__ is now known as TheWhiteKnightofFail
11:41 <Nemesis> YOU HAVE A LIFE?
11:41 <ninus3d> awesome nick there, moralfag
11:42 <TheWhiteKnightofFail> TheWhiteKnightofFail, butthurt?
11:42 *** Blasphemer is now known as TheWhiteKnightofEpicFail
11:42 <TheWhiteKnightofLight> Don't you guys have a hobby or something? Why do you have to spam yotube with your filth?
11:42 * TheWhiteKnightofEpicFail .
11:42 <Anonymous> it IS our hobby
11:42 <Nemesis> I have a few hobbies, raiding is one of them
11:42 <TheWhiteKnightofLight> Well that's a pathetic hobby then.
11:42 <tatata> yes indeed
11:42 <Nemesis> so is killing raids
11:42 <tatata> its great fun
11:42 <Nemesis> don't you have a life
11:42 <TheWhiteKnightofFail> we're doing something good for the world. they get free porn. our movement is pretty altruistic, unlike you, who just do this for your ego

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 01:58

Dear No Man's Sky Haters…

You. Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.

Tread lightly.

You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority. I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.

I pity you.

I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.

I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 16:06

In the centre of the image, a girl is sitting holding her knees. Her feet are covered with a white blanket. Her right arm is linked to an IV drip. She is sitting on what appears to be an enlarged microchip, with another identical, with a pillow on it, next to her. The ground around her appears to be a circuit board, with enlarged versions of transistors, resistors and other components. There are also other objects: a large pair of glasses in the foreground, a large packet of pills on the left, a raised hospital bed in the top left, an MRI at the top right, a tree in the top centre, and some sort of tall angular thing I can't recognise in the top right.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 16:55

Florida man accused of holding gun to girlfriend's head while she breastfed baby

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 19:07

While modern inkjet and laser printers are nowhere near as spontaneously flammable as their mainframe ancestors,[citation needed] the lp device code in all sorts of POSIX-compliant operating systems retained this legacy message.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 23:58

There Jones is, sweating, saying ‘perhaps, err, “the universal,” uh, could be said to have a certain kind of, one might argue, a certain quality of “perfection”’ – and then Sam smacks Jones, and Otto objects to this, and Sam in explaining himself says Jones was mentioning a set of qualities suspiciously like those possessed by, by – by what? says Otto triumphantly, and smacks Sam – and so on.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 00:08

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 12:26

Che significa al minuto 1:18 Mussolini con le orecchie da gatto, la coda da gatto e una ciambella sulla coda? Davvero non capisco, è un semplice nonsense o ha un significato nascosto particolare nella comicità giapponese?

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 17:35

The RAH Band - Messages From The Stars

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 04:00

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 05:02

great houses could use 100 lb of wax and tallow in a
single winter night ([3], p. 74). Others, not as rich, would go to sleep
earlier.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 12:21

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325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 00:19

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 14:49

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 22:38

>>320
Genuinely interested by the answer to this question.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 16:46

Live fast, die young, and win the sperm competition.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 20:33

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 20:45

The University’s disciplinary process is not a legal process and thus rules of law, evidence, and procedure used in legalproceedings do not apply and will not be used.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 20:56

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 05:51

: it's in melbourne

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 11:37

When Diogenes asked Antisthenes to mentor him, Antisthenes ignored him and reportedly "eventually beat him off with his staff".[1] Diogenes responds, "Strike, for you will find no wood hard enough to keep me away from you, so long as I think you've something to say."[1]

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 14:10

Really, these were all solvable problems! Depression is treatable, new jobs are findable, and bodies can be hidden.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 07:02

“There is no evidence it is an extensive black-market parallel system that would generate a large number of organs from executed prisoners,” Millis said, adding that unsanctioned transplants occur in other parts of the world as well.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 10:50

an English occultist, ceremonial magician, poet, painter, novelist, and mountaineer.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 16:16

: his clients committed suicide at a rate that would have alarmed a man armed with less robust self-confidence.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 23:08

is7X8ThzzMC7CL2VtAvd

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 23:27

Congress always wants to do away with paternalism. So it has a policy designed to do away with Indians. If there are no Indians, there cannot be any paternalism.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 05:27

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 17:55

Cute things

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 02:21

The DQN Board meets on the second Saturday of each month (except July), and is open to all interested DQN members. The meetings are held at the Aerospace Union Hall.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 12:30

The Japanese government will launch a project to improve medical services in the Russian Far East, as part of the eight-point assistance initiative shown by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to Russian President Vladimir Putin in May, sources said Monday.

Tokyo and Moscow will set up a consultative body to be joined by senior officials to materialize the Abe-pledged cooperation in the medical sector and start a field study in the Far East region this autumn to improve medical services and build a hospital with cutting-edge Japanese technologies there, the sources said.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 22:58

Holy mother of Arceus.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 19:22

I will get banned for POSTING UNHELPFUL shit and BAD FISH, I KNOW this from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE #tcot.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 16:42

As the audience for poetry continues to contract, there will come a tipping point—perhaps it has already arrived—when the majority of adult readers are academic professionals or graduate students training for those professions. What is the future of an art when the majority of its audience must be paid to participate?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 23:25

malcolm_x_(artist)

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 23:27

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