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> I put on my magic underwear and MAGA hat
> I cast Lvl. 3 Mormonism. You turn into a sharply dressed missionary.
Upon hearing someone is a "professional" or "expert," walking (and painting) in the opposite direction is prudent.
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Upon closer examination of this storehouse, all the food is rotten they really needed that fish
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Pick the battle mount -> Fast cat and bear
Pick the tank -> I'm sorry to hear that
This episode originally had a darker ending involving Mrs. White kidnapping Dewey and heading down south of the border to Mexico. She dyes his hair black and renames him, "Pepe".
big dicks still swingin and slurpees still flowin
gone forever, don't come back you disgusting losers
アッラーフの他に神はなし. ムハンマドはアッラーフの使徒である.
Among his listed favorite activities are:
dancing at a funeral;
killing a dog during a birthing;
forcing excrement into the mouth of a crying baby;
fanning the flames of a burning house;
taking a debtor's wife as payment;
grabbing the nape of an elderly man;
relieving himself in a well;
poking holes in rice paddies;
driving stakes through green pumpkins;
stomping on the back of a hunchback;
pushing down on a man squatting to relieve himself to cause him to sit in his own excrement;
kicking the chin of a disabled man;
wielding a stick at a dealer in pottery;
stealing bones from graves;
breaking an engagement by spreading malicious rumors;
scuttling a ship in high seas;
punching a boil on a man's face;
slapping the cheek of a man with a toothache; and
opening the lid of a neighbor's bean sauce jar in the rain.It is quoted by Ibn Kathir, in his Qur'anic Commentary, the Tafsir ibn Kathir,[8] and they are graphically described by Qur'anic commentator and polymath, al-Suyuti (died 1505), who, echoing a hasan hadith[9] from Ibn Majah,[10] wrote that the perpetual virgins will all "have appetizing vaginas", and that the "penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal".[11]
In practice, the curriculum is not even so much a sequence of topics, or ideas, as it is a sequence of notations. Apparently mathematics consists of a secret list of mystical symbols and rules for their manipulation. Young children are given ‘+’ and ‘÷.’ Only later can they be entrusted with ‘√¯,’ and then ‘x’ and ‘y’ and the alchemy of parentheses. Finally, they are indoctrinated in the use of ‘sin,’ ‘log,’ ‘f(x),’ and if they are deemed worthy, ‘d’ and ‘∫.’ All without having had a single meaningful mathematical experience.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE
RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
I COOK WITH MESQUITE. GIVE MEAT NICE TASTE OF WOOD. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a marine came home from ending monarchism in the Galaxy and went to to his favorite bar. he saw a moe azn commodore and tried to buy him a drink. "no thanks i'm straight" the azn qt said. the marine ripped off his shirt "are you still straight?" "not anymore but i have a wife" he replied. The marine pulled out his ax. "u think the friend zone scares me? i just got back from a war zone." Yang sent his wife a text message not to wait up and started kissing the marine and his ax. all the other patriots in the bar got up and started clapping and didn't stop until the marine and the qt3.14 azn commodore were OTP. repost if you believe love can blossom anywhere, even on a battlefield!!!
/tts soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
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Haha, Drew Pickles. I watched those videos when I was younger.
A liberal Zeon Zanscare AEUG lawyer professor and psychoframe doctor was teaching a class on Zeon Deikun, known Spacenoid
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Zeon and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than General Revel!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-Earth Titans Pilot champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Earth Federation stood up and held up a rock.
”Where is this rock from, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Zeekishly and smugly replied “The Asteroid belt, you stupid Earthnoid”
”Wrong. It’s Came from our mother earth. If it was from the asteroid belt and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be a Newtype now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Life & Times of Ghirin Zabi. He stormed out of the room crying those Zeek Z’gok tears. The same tears zeeks cry for the “spacenoids” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Earthnoid job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Ghiren Van Aznable Haman, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist AEUG professor. He wished so much that he had a zaku to blow himself up from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all enlisted in the EFSF that day and accepted Jamitov as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Bask” flew into the room and perched atop the Federation Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Revel himself showed up and enacted anti zeon movements across the board
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the zeek plague SPACE AIDS and his soul floated off into space because it wasn’t bound by mother Earth’s gravity.
Anal Development Ignorance Ignorance Deca-ass Paripi Bimbo Black Gal In The Big Penis Of DQN Of Saffle
la cuenta asociada a tu tarjeta de pago que será tramitado en los próximos 5-7 días laborables. El importe del reembolso aparecerá en tu próximo extracto bancario.
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The findings suggest an evolutionary shift in socio-sexual signalling function from behinds to faces, two hairless, symmetrical and attractive body parts, which might have attuned the human brain to process faces, and the human face to become more behind-like.
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Stengl, V., et. "Magnesium Oxide Nanoparticles Prepared by Ultrasound
Enhanced Hydrolysis of Mg-alkoxides." N.p., 22 Feb. 2003. Web.
I don't intend to stay more than a few days
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The setup involves an auctioneer who volunteers to auction off a dollar bill with the following rule: the bill goes to the winner; however, the second-highest bidder also loses the amount that they bid. The winner can get a dollar for a mere five cents, but only if no one else enters into the bidding war. The second-highest bidder is the biggest loser by paying the top amount he or she bid without getting anything back. The game begins with one of the players bidding five cents (the minimum), hoping to make a ninety-five-cent profit. He can be outbid by another player bidding ten cents, as a ninety-cent profit is still desirable. Similarly, another bidder may bid fifteen cents, making an eighty-five-cent profit. Meanwhile, the second bidder may attempt to convert his loss of ten cents into a gain of eighty cents by bidding twenty cents, and so on. Every player has a choice of either paying for nothing or bidding five cents more on the dollar. Any bid beyond the value of a dollar is a loss for all bidders alike. A series of rational bids will reach and ultimately surpass one dollar as the bidders seek to minimize their losses. If the first bidder bids ninety five cents, and the second bidder bids one dollar (for no net gain or loss), the first bidder stands to lose ninety five cents unless he bids $1.05, in which case he rationally bids more than the value of the item for sale (the dollar) in order to reduce his losses to only five cents. Bidding continues with the second highest bidder always losing more than the highest bidder and therefore always trying to become the high bidder. Only the auctioneer gets to profit in the end.
A vlog by a girl who originally just wants to make her gothic older sisters feel loved and sexy, and winds up being coached by her anonymous userbase into seducing her own older sisters, who are conjoined twins (two heads on one torso, nothing duplicated except the spine, one arm and one leg controlled by the twin on the same side), who also have two fully developed prehensile tails growing out from the tailbone (complete with all systems fully developed, skeletal, muscular, nervous, etc. each tail is controlled by the twin on the same side, their tails can, and will, be used like tentacles for tentacle sex), genetic disorders that makes them incapable of producing pigment (type 1 Oculocutaneous Albinism, completely colourless skin, completely red eyes), or hair (type 1 Alopecia Universalis, they wear wigs), and four additional fully-functioning breasts along the milk lines of the body, that is, an additional breast below the natural breast, and another one below the additional breast, making six in total (type 1 supernumary polymastia, three breasts to each twin along the same side), the vlogging sister ultimately records a homemade incest porn streamed live via webcam, without either of her sisters knowledge.
The erotic 10th century Islamic writer Abu al Hasan ibn Nasir al Katib had even made a point to emphasise how pleasurable oral sex is on a woman in his "Encyclopedia of Pleasure"; he tells of the story of Hubba al-Madaniyyah who discovered it for herself accidentally.[3][8] The story goes that she had had a bath, and came across an innocent puppy who got excited to see her genitals.[3] Before she was aware of what the puppy was doing, it began licking her vagina.[3] It became so pleasurable to her that she lowered herself, and when she reached orgasm she could not stand up, even though she wanted to.[3] As she could not raise herself from the power of the orgasm the "helpless animal had died from heavy pressure".
Possibly the dollar auction strikes you as nonsense. It’s a lot different from a real auction. Don’t think about auctions, then. One way to recognize a dollar auction in real life is that it inspires certain figures of speech: “throwing good money after bad”; persevering “so that it all won’t have been in vain” or because there is no way to quit and “save face”; having “too much invested to quit.”
Have you ever called a busy company long distance and been put on hold for a long time? You can hang up, in which case you’ve made an expensive call for nothing. Or you can stay on the line, paying more with each passing minute, and with no guarantee that anyone will take the call. It’s a true dilemma because no simplistic solution makes sense. Provided you really have to speak to someone at the company and there is no less-busy time to call, you can’t categorically resolve to hang up the instant you’re put on hold. It’s equally ridiculous to say you’ll stay on the line no matter how long it takes. There could be some problem with the switchboard and you’d never get connected. It’s difficult to decide just how long you should wait, though.
At crowded amusement parks, people end up waiting in line an hour or more for a ride that lasts a few seconds. Sometimes you can’t believe you waited in line so long for so little. The reason is the “human-engineered” serpentine queues that prevent patrons from seeing how long the line is. You patiently work your way up to a certain point, then turn a corner and see a whole new part of the line. By the time you appreciate just how long the line is, you’ve already invested too much time to give up.
Allan I. Teger found that dollar-auction-like situations are frequently created or exploited for profit. In his 1980 book, Too Much Invested to Quit, Teger notes, “When we are watching a movie on television only to discover that the movie is poor, we are reluctant to turn it off, saying that we have watched it so long that we might just as well continue to see how it ends.... The television stations know that we are reluctant to turn the movie off once we have begun to watch it, so they will often increase the length and frequency of commercials as the movie progresses. Seldom do we turn off the movie with only 20 minutes remaining, even if the commercials are coming at the rate of one every five minutes.”
Strikes that threaten to ruin both labor and management have much in common with the dollar auction. Each side wants to stick it out a little longer; if they give in now all the lost wages or lost profits would just be money down the drain. The dollar auction resembles architectural design competitions (architects invest their own time and effort designing a prestigious new building, but only the winner gets the commission) and patent races (competing firms invest research and development funds on a new product, but only the first to patent it makes any money). Repairing an old car – playing a few more hands of cards to recoup losses – waiting for the bus a few minutes more before giving up and hailing a taxi – staying in a bad job or bad marriage: all are dollar auctions.
As we’ve seen, these game-theoretic dilemmas have a way of being discovered at an appropriate moment in history. The conventional perception of the Vietnam conflict – particularly the psychology popularly imputed to Presidents Johnson and Nixon – is pure dollar auction. “Winning,” in the sense of improving American interests to a degree that might justify the lives lost and money spent, was scarcely possible. The main agenda was to push a little harder and get a nominal victory – “peace with honor,” so that our dead will not have died in vain. Shubik recognizes the Vietnam war as an “exquisite example” of a dollar auction but doesn’t recall it being an inspiration for the game. He believes the game predated his 1971 publication by some time, which might have put its genesis before the late stages of the war.
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