In memetic warfare, you are an 18th century marching redcoat with a muzzle loader attempting to subdue a Panzer.
I saw the lol trailer and read about the movie...premise is that WHILE FEDGOV IS BIGOTEDLY HUNTING FOR MUSLIMS, NEO-NAZIS PLAN HUGE TERROR ATTACK...CAN HARRY POTTER STOP THEM IN TIME?
sorry I'm going to give this one a big fat "pass"...this is yet another kike attempt to depict anyone critical of Jews as psychopathic mass murderers...get back to me when the story is WHILE FEDGOV IS LETTING JIHADISTS AND DRUG DEALERS FLOOD INTO THE COUNTRY, CRITICS OF JEWISH INFLUENCE ARE POSTING ON INTERNET FORUMS...CAN GEORGE SOROS MANIPULATE THE ELECTION IN TIME?
Cory Doctorow is another self-editing Wikipedia vanity biographer, arguing that, being Cory Doctorow, he is the ultimate authority on Cory Doctorow. He seems unfamiliar with the concept of the unreliable narrator.
(Doctorow's Wikipedia bio neglects to list the four universities he dropped out of, or what he was studying at the time. But it does say 'Like many travellers, he has photos of his preferred haircut that he brings with on extended trips for when he has to visit a new barber while on the road.' That's useful encyclopedia-quality information.)
A Trump victory would be a deathblow to the media and political establishment. That’s a good thing.
A Trump victory would also lead to massive collective depression and rampant suicidal ideation in all the people that I genuinely hate. It would undermine their very sense of reality and shatter their self-image beyond repair. That’s an even better thing.
btw, sorry for the all caps all the way through. i'm doing this on my phone and couldn't figure out how to get it out of caps lock until it was too late.
....or you live long enough to shit your pants. sigh My favorite wise saying. Sad that it is so relevant nowadays.
See Kids, this is why you have to be careful about what you post on the internet. Once on the internet, always on the internet.
It seems everyone can smell bay but you…..hmmm! “Look, my Johnny is the only cadet marching in step!”
Are you sure it’s a bay tree you are plucking leaves from?
It would be like naming the cockroaches in your basement as you spray for them.
a meteor could hit the planet and wipe us out. that's one way 2017 could be better
i not hate jew so much these days .i realise i never encounter jew in real life ,so maybe they not so bad .or perhaps they sneaky hiding
La Libreta Universitaria es un documento que contiene tus datos personales y ... La Universidad Nacional de La Plata te exige un examen médico obligatorio. .... Podés igualmente cursar materias, rendir exámenes finales, usar la biblioteca, pedir certificados ... ¿Qué tengo que hacer para volver a ser alumno regular?
The demand for racism has outstripped the supply. Thus most of what is discussed is imaginary
My landlord refused to fix my dishwasher so I challenged him to a duel. I won so I now own his 13 year old daughter.
I'm a member of the uber-right. I only drive white people.
that ain't the corn of the unicorn you're grabbing, dude.
that's the penis of the unipenis.
Lasers and clumsy and random. Poisonous centipedes are an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
The wall just grew so tall you might as well just climb it up to the top and mow helium lawns on jupiter ese.
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>airdrop a bunch of weapons and drive in vehicles for FSA
>OOPS, everything seized by ISIS!
>actually doing it again
>actually doing it several more times
>"haha oops how does ISIS keep getting all these weapons haha" t. obama
Don't try to weasel out of contradicting yourself with wordplay. You said it's a dumb idea, meaning the core concept is fundamentally flawed. You proceed to say, essentially, that careful consideration and adjustments in how it's implemented can make it a good idea, meaning that it isn't fundamentally flawed.
You really shouldn't get an AE86, As you said they're expensive as shit from all the Initial D fans that flung them over cliffs, but as you can expect from a 30 year old sedan, they are slow as fuck.
In debate between punch-drunk clown Donald Trump and wheezing cripple Hillary Clinton, only sure winner is Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.
How is being made to pay back what you owe using work somehow unfair or stupid? If you literally have nothing left is this not the only thing fair to the guy who loaned you money and has now been denied what was promised to him?
In capitalism literally everything is for sale, it's just a matter of how much you're willing to pay. Life is actually not an exception no matter how edgy that might sound, and the concept is that someone who defaults on a loan is actually, essentially, committing flat-out robbery, and that if they can't compensate the guy they stole from then working for a time equivalent to the amount of money they owe is the 'fair' solution, they're literally just paying for the service they received. I really do not see what the issue is on a conceptual level.
So is "microaggression" the PC way of saying "being annoyed by a stupid faggot" because the guy in the comic is definitely a stupid faggot.
Lolicore ruined my life
i’m enjoying this album in spite of the aids joke.
I've never heard of her since. What does that say? That speaks volumes, to me. She's another one. In fact, she's probably doing a shit on top of a boiled egg right now.
Sexy bunnies, Jazz and Gin and Tonic.
In the episode of friends where Phoebe gets married, the following frame is shown.
In the back you can see what appears to be a heavily annotated painting/poster of a zebra's ass.
I desire any information on that painting/poster.
Hillary clinton said that video games are making people perform cannibalism and I have yet to see a game alone make someone do it.
I am lonely every day.
I have frustration.
I am funny DQN.
I desire for killing everyone on the earth.
Animation of girl who rotates permanently.
They're pigs! They can't help being ham-fisted!
overwatch characters as dqnquality posts
ur a good lad
u dont need this in ur life
dont fall for it
im speaking to u as a man who has an intimate connection to u after seeing a pic of ur balls
So I'm Naruto in this scenario? Well, I guess he's the better person to be compared to if the other one is Sakura.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is so good to read while jammin out to metal. They should really make an anime or GOOD ova of it.
Every color of Jam is a new panties. Yes it works in photo mode.
There you go again, the assumption there's something wrong with slavery, which is exactly what we're trying to prove. It's pretty obvious you've already arrived at a conclusion and are willing to use the conclusion itself to arrive at that conclusion, so I give up.
I'm a huge fan of the film "Air Force One". There's this one scene after the Russians have sieged the plane. Gary Oldman's character asks in Russian "Where is the President?" One of his fellow "terrorists" says that the President got away in the pod. Then Gary Oldman shouts out a Russian word which some reason does not appear in English subtitles, like the other Russian dialogue so I'm guessing it's a swear word. I've tried to find this out on the internet but I can't even write the word as it's pronounced. I have watched this course and now I know how this phrase is pronounced and what it means. I will recommend this course to my friends.
but zimbabwe does have a king, he contacted me just the other day to let me know his father (the former king) just died and he would like to move 80 million usd worth of money through my bank account
At least it isn't fucking /b/tier shitter cancer, you negroid reddit son of a bitch. I see you typing around this "beautiful" reddit nonsense at the end of posts in order to exemplify your supposed disbelief, which in turn is used as a form of comic relief. Don't think I don't notice. You either make constructive posts bringing something new to the table or you fucking lurk. Don't make these empty upboat-like comments ever again, my friendy-tendy, or I'll make sure myself that the mods personally revoke your gold pass. You heard me right, sonny?
As hard hitting films such as Bill and Ted or perhaps Encino Manhave taught us, historical figures out of place do not know who the Burger King really is. But do any of us really know who the Burger King really is? A question we must all ask.
>implying islamic communism is not in effect by executive order
nice one
I can't not watch someone that sexy.
He like has just the right amount of asian in him and has those sexy muscles and arms.
Minimal graphical configuration that gets you started with a gnome3 (+ optionally xmonad) desktop
actually, the Moon was predicted by Mayos and first observed in the 5th century BC by Babylonians. With all due respect to Neil Armstrong and spectacular NASA achievements, they never invented the moon, they rediscovered it and put it there for everyone to see.
I propose that the article be renamed "J.R.R. Tolkien's son", since Christopher was only notable for being his son and would not have been notable otherwise.
I'm glad we could learn so much about pineapples. Any fruit that can dissolve Jell-O gets my respect.
I actually kind of feel bad for whoever was playing this. They were just trying to do a day of honest work while coping with their cerebral palsy, and then Polygon made them play Doom in front of the world.
Q. To begin with, could you describe this work?
A. Yes, of course. What I've done is change a glass of water into a Garfield comic without altering the accidents of the glass of water.
Q. The accidents?
A. Yes. The colour, feel, weight, size ...
Q. Do you mean that the glass of water is a symbol of a Garfield comic?
A. No. It's not a symbol. I've changed the physical substance of the glass of water into that of a Garfield comic.
Q. It looks like a glass of water.
A. Of course it does. I didn't change its appearance. But it's not a glass of water, it's a Garfield comic.
Q. Can you prove what you've claimed to have done?
A. Well, yes and no. I claim to have maintained the physical form of the glass of water and, as you can see, I have. However, as one normally looks for evidence of physical change in terms of altered form, no such proof exists.
Q. Haven't you simply called this glass of water a Garfield comic?
A. Absolutely not. It is not a glass of water anymore. I have changed its actual substance. It would no longer be accurate to call it a glass of water. One could call it anything one wished but that would not alter the fact that it is a Garfield comic.
Q. Isn't this just a case of the emperor's new clothes?
A. No. With the emperor's new clothes people claimed to see something that wasn't there because they felt they should. I would be very surprised if anyone told me they saw a Garfield comic.
Q. Was it difficult to effect the change?
A. No effort at all. But it took me years of work before I realised I could do it.
Q. When precisely did the glass of water become a Garfield comic?
A. When I put the water in the glass.
Q. Does this happen every time you fill a glass with water?
A. No, of course not. Only when I intend to change it into a Garfield comic.
Q. Then intention causes the change?
A. I would say it precipitates the change.
Q. You don't know how you do it?
A. It contradicts what I feel I know about cause and effect.
Q. It seems to me that you are claiming to have worked a miracle. Isn't that the case?
A. I'm flattered that you think so.
Q. But aren't you the only person who can do something like this?
A. How could I know?
Q. Could you teach others to do it?
A. No, it's not something one can teach.
Q. Do you consider that changing the glass of water into a Garfield comic constitutes an art work?
A. Yes.
Q. What precisely is the art work? The glass of water?
A. There is no glass of water anymore.
Q. The process of change?
A. There is no process involved in the change.
Q. The Garfield comic?
A. Yes. The Garfield comic.
Q. But the Garfield comic only exists in the mind.
A. No. The actual Garfield comic is physically present but in the form of the glass of water. As the glass of water was a particular glass of water, the Garfield comic is also a particular Garfield comic. To conceive the category 'Garfield comic' or to picture a particular Garfield comic is not to understand and experience what appears to be a glass of water as a Garfield comic. Just as it is imperceivable, it is also inconceivable.
Q. Did the particular Garfield comic exist somewhere else before it took the form of a glass of water?
A. No. This particular Garfield comic did not exist previously. I should also point out that it does not and will not ever have any other form than that of a glass of water.
Q. How long will it continue to be a Garfield comic?
A. Until I change it.
yes, i gave mine to a girlfriend to take home. she only went and died. didn't feel i could ask her parents for it back at the funeral. sort of wish i had.
Some dude having sex with a dog's babies while the dog is giving birth to them also the dog has like a foot jammed inside another baby's ass
i just now realized that nutting on a plushie is gonna look pretty bad on my resume when i start looking for a job
That's the leader of the free world we're talking about. He can't just grab random women by pussy.
This will change your life, I promise. Go the nearest mosque and talk to the imam, he will help convert you to the happiest and best Muslim but only you can finish the job look for a nice building to crash into and kill yourself you fucking retard
beauty tip: after molting, eat your discarded skin to regain nutrients.
massage your penis and testicles as soon as you get off the bike.
NB This may lead to you being banned from many cycling cafes.
Alternatively, buy a cut-out saddle.
I’ve been surfing on-line more than 3 hours nowadays, yet I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours.
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more helpful than ever before.
Why not just eat a cute girl and cut out the middle man?
Yes. I only have zhuyin keyboard on my cellphone because I have the irrational fear of my computer being forever in chinese.
grabs you by the pussy back the fuck off!?!?
Still haven't had a first cup of tea this morning, debugging the kettle and now iWifi base-station has reset. Boiling water in saucepan now.
Many of the cool and interesting things about him get overshadowed by his role in the Trail of Tears. You can whip the British at the Battle of New Orleans, survive the first attempted assassination of a US President, but commit ONE genocide...
Sorry, this issue is impossible to parse as is. Please clarify.
Where can i get an acoustic piano like that? its amazing.
aged 11 I did 30 minutes work experience in an insurance call centre and got a woman claiming her dog ate her whole ￡20 DVD player
Don't do it. In so doing, you're giving into idiotic evolution methods, bad game design, and paving the way for more Pokemon in the vein of Shelmet and Karrablast. Nobody should have to hold their system upside-down to simply evolve their Pokemon.