They weren't?
Joey wanted to be a star
Rachel wanted to work at Ralph Lauren
Monica wanted to be a chef
Ross wanted to be a dinossaur
Phoebe wanted to live off her music
KYULKYUNG IM A SHIT FOR YOU I LOVE YOU
>Haven't had a full nights sleep since you were 12 and joined the monestary
>haven't eaten red meat in years
>spend all day copying bibles in a poorly lit cold slightly damp room for 7 years
>prior is a tight ass, so no talking or laughing.
>turn the page on the original and find a farting snail meme in the margin.
>It's literally the funniest thing you have ever seen.it happened from times to times sea people , huns , mongols ... peoples more used to guerrila and pillage come and destroy more sedentary societies... causes Climatic changes , more "barbarised" people having acess to war innovations ,fanatism... etc etc about the romans when people lost faith in the govern it fall...fast or slow but it fall one way or another. not trying to be offensive .
+KorabanVII It's a Cock-Gobbling Contest In Chi Chi LaRue's Latest 'Sucked Off In Weird Places'
“Ah, an allegory that uses animals to warn of the dangers of fascism!” you might think, reading the title The Furred Reich. Nope, it’s just your regular Nazi beastiality book where a dude fucks a leopard who is in the SS.
>the probabilities for cryonics look good.
They don't have to look good, they just have to beat the probabilities of your mind surviving the alternatives. Current alternatives: cremation, interment, scattering over your favourite football pitch. Currently I'm wavering between cryonics and Old Trafford.
I've always been a fan of these toys (collectibles) and toxoplasmosis arrived on time and met my expectations 100% . It's super cute and the fur is extra soft, so if you're getting it for someone who will play with it they'll love it.
The hotel has had a lot of disgusting murders and deaths that are very out of the norm like this, but hers is the most memorable of them for most because of this video.
The common conspiracy theory is that this is actually some place for government agencies to test mental experiments on unwilling humans or for the elite to pay and off people for fun, sort of dark web style. A lot of people there are overwhelmingly "unwanted", like homeless and very low income. Think old KGB conspiracy style stuff of kidnapping it's own citizens.
"The road on which the hotel stood - Main Street - quickly declined into the area known as Skid Row, with as many as 10,000 homeless people living within a four-mile radius and by the 1950s it had gained a reputation as a residence for transients."
Ahh ive forgotten pls move.
I think it was because with some hax u could just put a pic of item in tradescreen and when accepted u got the pic aka nothing
“Antifa are the real fascists!”
No, the real fascists exist in the Platonic realm and oppress the Platonic oppressed group. All we see is a pale imitation.
have you ever experienced a fly over? unless your getting bombed its hard not to really like it.
I don't know WHY you would do that, but I do know that it must take some crazy skill to balance a spinning soccer ball on the tip of your dick.
That's coated with spirituality though. It would be nice to promote anti-materialism without Buddha and pretentious white hippies who don't bathe. You can live humbly and smell good at the same time.
It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits - a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.
Do you have any criticism of being ritually extorted by children in masks, other than that the custom is American?
Your "cons" are all millenial-type lifestyle bullshit. You can sleep late and play loud music and not deal with other people. Are you in high school? What adult seriously cares about that stuff?
Strong penalties for taking guns into the city would suit me just fine; farmers could still shoot feral pigs or whatever the fuck it is they need to shoot and dickhead wannabe gangsters in the suburbs would have to find some other way to show off.
thats why christainity is better.. we can mow the lawn w.o sinning
That's what I am confused about:
How can you play "lento" while your metronome is having a heartattack at 152bpm?
I hope someone teaches the source of >>177 about counting in quavers/8th notes
Can I use this in my future sextapes? (i'll give credit ofcourse lel)
>>178
Nope, I'm afraid they were discussing an authentic Chopin marking from before he gave up and went back to the standard of using Italian words for tempi.
There's been considerable debate among music historians as to why so many early metronome markings are fucking fast, but the prevailing view seems to be that that's just how they liked it and we're not obligated to like it.
I had a mental breakdown and accidentally cried on the phone with my parents. They set me up to see some kind of doctor this weekend.
But my chest looks pretty good.
This is going nowhere. If I remember correctly, making threads ended up to be a pass-only feature on 2chan, which is exactly where we're headed. Our "leader" is a con artist who wants to cash out on 4chan and its users.
You don’t live longer eating healthy food – it just seems longer.
> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Stars and spaceships and shit.
Play The Sims once if you haven't. Look at how the dialogue tree system works and use it as a model for starting your own conversations.
I'm not sure I have the energy to dissect failings of publishing industry in bursts of 140 characters
I sometimes imagine the wind is Allah and he caresses my skin and my hair like a father would his lost son.
MSG_EOR is only set by recvmsg() on the final part of Steve
Don't worry, I can pay you in high-speed lead pellets for the trouble of turning me down!
School children across the world will be taught that your country (that was founded in 1830) invented democracy, geometry, and philosophy! Lord Byron will write poems about how kickass you are and inspire the Brits to support your independence!
i imagine my life from a third person perspective for entertainment
maximum worth
> Talk about...
> Politics
Tip tew, zombo debadu. Zo be zeepfu, tah?
> Your brilliant insights on the role of economy in foreign policy are met with politely muted smiles, the kind that says "we will ignore this faux pas, but one more and you shall be asked to leave." Philistines.
Well you're wrong fuckface. 95 per cent of the audience was from Yorkshire.
I just realised that bees rule the world; if all bees die, most foods will die, then all animals aside from humans die, then... h u m a n s d i e
I am 4chan and I like GIRLS
Well in their defense, I think the developers were high.
Kevin thinks he is the best. He is actually a scared being, because when they all were in trouble, he just curled up and said, "Help me mommy, help me!!! I want my blankey!!! I want my blankey!!!!!".
Kevin is a sea cucumber, and sea cucumber is the part of an animal group called echinoderms (animals that evolved with bilateral symmetry).
Also, I was banned by Bram from freesound.org for recording a sound of a hamster being roasted alive. That is censorship.
> Cries over germans making fun of his language
> Posts pic with the word "Lieveheersbeetjes" in it
>>203
Dammit, I was trying to find a species that hadn't been on the show.
Daily reminder that the ocean water control our damn weather.
That reminds me of an old thread i partook in years ago about an OP and his asian girlfriend, who had an interesting take on sexy talk
Here's the OP of it:
My GF and I recently started having sex. I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to come right out and give examples of things she says during sex.
>You're doing great!
>You're technique and fundamentals are really good. (while going down on her)
>Yes! Keep going! You can do it!
>That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to cum (This is an EXACT quote!)
>Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing!
>That’s IT! You’re doing beautifully
>You did that very well. I came really hard. I knew you could do it
>I’m very proud of you
Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying while we are having sex. Yes, while we are fucking, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my fucking coach? I',m so flabbergasted by this, I don't even know what to say to her. She doesn't even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement.
I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about? I mean do you think maybe she is not comfortable with talking dirty and this is her way of dealing?
It's seriously fucking weird.
We did it boys. I cried on the phone with my dad today. We really did it. Fly the W boys. Fly it
It makes me angry how people brush off how I feel. Oh well there's a lid for every pot hurr duur durr. NO. Nobody has clearly been in my kitchen. Too many lids not enough pots. I am not joking I have too many lids and not enough pots. Half of them don't even work on some pots because they are old lids and newer pots. Just like real life. Too many lids and not enough pots. Those lids just sit there and rot because nothing matches with them properly.
tags: electronic crying in my room free form space opera interdepartmental mall recording pisslife post-egalitarian folk jazz screamo Tennessee
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because she obviously doesn't listen.
If women aren't capable of simple things like giving consent they also shouldn't be allowed to vote in elections.
ah, an SJW is threatening Internet Shaming unless you do as she demands. How novel.
I honestly never thought I'd be one of those "Fuck the government" people. Then I started paying attention.
Nah bruh. Never trust no ho. My 2nd wife left me on some shit. The story is as followed. I was at work and I knew some shit with my girl has been weird lately. She hasnt really been affectionate and she ain't putting down anymore. I was fucking confused. Every Tuesday, this bitch makes some bomb ass wings with some Franks red hot and some homemade ranch. It was our thing. I come home and this bitch didn't make the god damn wings. Now I know this ho is tricking. I hit up my homie P to do some surveillance. He down as fuck. 9:26 p.m. that homie P calls and say that he just saw this bitch at 7/11 buying some Pringles and an Arnold Palmer. Suspect as fuck. I asked what flavor chips? He said original. Bitch straight playing bro. Everyone knows hos only eat salt and vinegar. I told him to follow and let me know where they at. He hits me and they at motel 7 on 22nd and King. She goes into room 72 and P and I wait a minute so we can catch her in the act. We end up going to the front desk and ask for a spare key because we locked out. Since we black and she was white, she gave it assuming I was this nigga Lavant. Shits trash. Go to the room with P and we bust in to see my bitch gobbling cock like she bobbin for apples. This homie Lavant and her making eye contact with me but she ain't stop bobbin. Disrespectful. I start yelling at her and she say shit like fuck you and your Tuesday wing ass bitch. That hurt because I thought that was an us thing even tho I just ate the wings and never cooked them. That home Lavant lightweight swole and he get up and ask who the fuck am I. I let him know foh with that busted shit. You fucking my Bitch so move on it then. He wasnt havin none of that. He tell me he gonna fix my broken ass and then take my girl to penetration station. This nigga clever as fuck. We square up and this homie butt ass naked. He beats my fucking ass. I don't think I even got a lick in. Homie stomped my face. My homie P cut to the hut because he wasn't having none of that shit. I'm straight leaking on the ground broken as fuck. My girl laughing as he ready to smash. He fuck this girl with me bloodied on the floor. Lightweight not even mad tho because he actually was better at sex tho. When they finished after the hour, he threw me a towel and lectured me on why all this happened. Lavant a straight up cat tho. After it was all said and done, we talked sports and he sold me a rainbow vacuum. Shit don't work for 500$ but you gonna say no to someone who just beat your ass in his bare ass and thenfucked your girls ass. Nah best investment I've done. We divorced two years later because I just got tired of having Lavant around my house not doing shit. They got to keep the house but at least I got my pride fam.
>A month ago, I'd have dismissed talk of civil war. Now, I'm not so sure.
A month ago, you could dismiss people voting for Hillary as stupid or misguided. Now, they're all clear and present dangers to civilization who support a corrupt, demon-infested creature.
3 years after I reviewed “Twisted!”, a book about roller coasters that have sex with each other (yes, really – read the “Look Inside” on Amazon) the author emailed me to demand I remove it from this site. I will do no such thing.
When I lived in Canada for a spell, I had a local bar/microbrewery with a kitchen. The staff and I got along really well, so I ended up having the privilege of being to able to order whatever I wanted. As long as the kitchen had the ingredients, they'd make it. I ordered breakfast at noon, despite them not having a breakfast menu. Cooks and chef would magick something up. Continental-style, Californian, whatever.
One day, I ordered a grilled cheese. Not on the menu, because it was all "sweet potato fries", and "steak with arugula salad" and shit like that. No boring-ass grilled cheese here. So when I ordered, one of the younger cooks blinked at me and said "aight, lemme try this", and came back with two slices of sour-dough and some melted cheese he had heated up in a pan. It was more dry than my ex after I told her she needs to stop being such a cunt. So, there I was, with his chef sitting across from me on the patio, shooting the shit, and we look at this sad, cardboard-like abomination of a bread and scratch our collective heads.
"Shawn, come over here. What is this?"
Turns out, he had never made a Grilled Cheese before, and he had no clue what the essentials were. So, chef and I went into the kitchen (as in, I stood at the doorstep, because rules) and trained Shawn how to grill a cheese. The butter, my friend. Add some of that back bacon. Yeah, now some spices.
After that, Shawn was able to magick one of the sickest loaded Grilled Cheese I had had in my life. Good times.
Alright now I'm nervous. For the past few weeks Trump has been looking like a sure thing in Florida and it looked like we were well onto our way towards making America great again. Then I got to the polling booths..
I hopped out of my Uber with my MAGA hat and instantly regretted bringing it 100s of Hispanics and Blacks who had been lining up for god knows how long just turn around and give me the most hateful of looks. They're all draped in I'm With Her t-shirts and that goddamn Hillary arrow symbol bullshit flooded the area. I then got to the poll booth tapped Trump on the screen and split through the crowd of minorities all crying about how it was time that America moved forward. I got into my Uber and left with tears welling in my eyes.
All in all I think we have lost Florida and I'm just hoping Michigan and Maine pull through.
My 3 1/2 year old and 1 1/2 year old are yelling "I love you!" to each other through their bedroom walls.
Just a reminder what we're actually voting for
1 fixed computer == one groping session
if they ask me to fix their computer, i put my hand up and slip them a pre-typed letter, intimating that i will fix their computer, better than it has ever been fixed, if they will stand motionless for 3 minutes while i grope and fondle their body. i may also grunt and make noises of satisfaction. they are not to look at me, or make any faces, or mention it occurred to anybody. this can occur at a location of their choosing. only then will i fix their computer for free. this worked once in college but she was fat as hell. most other girls though just read the letter and roll their eyes. did you really think i would fix your computer for free, bitch? is this any different than you trading your entire pussy for chad's resources? i am just making it explicit, and so i am the "disgusting" one. cunts.
Relax. Four years ago, Romney was Hitler too.
Just thinking about how in a decade, we’ll either be saying “remember when we were terrified of Donald Trump becoming president?” or “remember the Before Times, when the Topside was livable?”
Cute girl who can speek Spanish but I can’t respond because I can’t speak Spanish
>>228
At least you both speak the universal language of cuddling.
HE DOESN'T DRAW FUTA YOU FAGGOT HE DRAWS TRANNIES LEARN THE DIFFERENCE OR DON'T SHITPOST ABOUT THIS AT ALL FUCK
This man knows literally nothing about creativity. Anyone with even a passing familiarity knows pain is creative fuel, for those that have an engine to put it in.
Fuck knows, this sort of shit is all over the internet right now. I think some of the Trump people are taking the 'we must unite together as one to heal our nation' shit a little bit literally, and are wandering from forum to forum trying to assimilate people like a mentally retarded Borg.
I see alot of people that are supposed to be CHRISTIANS saying things like "well he aint my president ". The Bible has a totally different view than what you are espousing right now . Romans 13vs1 tells us how to behave on this topic." Every person is to be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those which exist are established by God." If you are a CHRISTIAN then you MUST still obey our LORD and SAVIOR. The reality is we should care far less about politicians and FAR more about our souls and taking Salvation to the world ! If you really want to change this world then FOLLOW GODS WORD.
i was just coming back from a hard but satisfying day at the very real and respectable job that i have irl and 4 hillbillies pulled up next to me in a pick-up truck painted like a confederate flag and pointed a shotgun at me. they yelled "get ready to die nigtard!" and i told them that actually i am italian but regardless it is illegal to murder someone because of the color of their skin in america but they just laughed and told me not anymore cuz trump is president now and to "just wait until january" before peeling off while hooting and hollaring. i'm literally crying and shaking but i can't call the police because black lives matter. #notmypresident #canada
Juncker, unelected drunk, gives his pleb opinions that are conveniently in line with the worst possible outcomes for EU states.
This is why you need a GUN. When feminists terrorists come tearing your door down you can shoot them all and it'll be alright.
You think "oh everything is fine I don't live in a shithole like America", then this information is revealed and you're not prepared. "Oh socialists just want to tax me, it's not like the would do me any harm" Yeah obviously their intention is to kill anyone who gets in their way.
A gun is the LAST LINE between you and terrorism and death. It is the hard shell that ensures everything
sweet jesus pooh, that’s not honey! you’re reposting the same image so many times it’s gradually disintegrating due to repeated JPEG compression artefacts!
Do birds ever land in the window where you can grab em, jerk off on em and let em go again? Do you ever do that? Jack off on the birds? Do you?
holy fuck they actually wear face masks, just like in Phoenix Wright.
I can't masturbate to big ass curvy and sexy black women because the colour of their skin and the corresponding colour of their palms and feet look so different that it makes me want to puke everytime I watch porn featuring black women.
if you work as a barista like most vice readers and trump comes in and asks for a latte give that fucking fascist extra foam
"I like to say 'quark'! Quark, quark, quark, quark!" --Thomas Hobbes, 1637
I'm a transgender muslim, and a couple of Trump supporters from Alabama who were on vacation here, told me to go back to my country. I told them that Germany is literally my country, but they said it doesn't matter and that I'd have to, quote,"go back to Mexico".
I literally can't even right now, I'm scared that they'll come back
feelio when lack of whoaposts
I need something that blows my mind like my mom blows my sister's cock
#whoa