it's a refreshing addition to a Summer '16 meme canon that was starting to get a bit stale.
you may be familiar with the small jumping man from donkey kong, but his spinoff more than holds its own
>But if Trump is the Emperor, I can see why some people might want to fall to Chaos.
Just more heresy from a slave of Slaanesh. Blind to the fact he is the reason for the necessity of the Empire, and innately fearful of the Emperor like the light of the sun that lays evil bare.
more like Gott König des Leutnants Kapitän der Korvetten ein Volk unter Gott segnen Amerika Dresden nie vergessen Siebenjähriger Krieg Sparen Musketier Ryan Wehrmacht Luftwaffe Kriegsmarine Zweites Reich Oberst Unteroffizier
don't ask why I packed a selection of Lego men in my hand luggage
This is the reason that America has the world's best meteorologists. We actually have weather. Real weather. And it matters.
Out of the thousands of man hours spent playing World of Warcraft and sub par PS2 titles, what I most regret, is wasting time watching Hannah Montana every morning before school.
I think being subjected to god awful disney shows had a considerable impact on the development of my soul and character during childhood.
The 400 or so hours spent watching iCarly, Wizards of Waverly place and the Suite Life Of Zack and Cody are precious childhood moments I will never get back. This thought sickens me.
I don't understand the point of boats when people can just turn into boats whenever they want.
We have a situation where we have our LGBTQ youth, blacks and Latinos, they are living in hell because it’s so dangerous. You walk down the street, you get oppressed.
I know not what causes this homosexuality but I can suspect that a long history of exclusive polygamy, lack of clear sexual dimorphism due to a long agrarian history and perhaps reduced neanderthal admixture, and perhaps other irrelevant reasons
Please post his full name in the future. Abraham Shinzo.
I have a semi-relevant story if anyone cares to listen/see. Early tonight I had approached a couple strangers for a light when I received some olfactory sense-data that I interpreted as weed, leading me to ask if either of them knew where I could get any. They were initially sketched out, but one of them eventually said he didn’t have any to sell but he could get me high and produced a pipe. I took some hits, thanked him and walked off. I immediately felt a sense of regret and shame for not offering to give the dude a couple bucks. I didn’t have any cash on me, but I could have at least offered to walk to a nearby ATM, but no that would’ve seemed sketchy as fuck! Like, “ok stay right here while I get you some money I’ll be right back” or “come with me, we’ll go to an ATM and I totally won’t rob you or bust you along the way,” yeah that’s not suspicious at all. And so I was feeling all this remorse, like I was experiencing negative emotions that would probably be registered at levels approaching BPD. Then I realized that the unpleasantness of the encounter was not at root caused by the actions I did/didnt perform; it was in fact mainly the result of the social context in which the encounter occurred which contains features such as the police state and the closure of space that is safe (explanation of fear/paranoia) and capital (explanation of the weight and hostility of the monetary implications of the interaction that hung in the air which I only perceived in retrospect). Things could’ve been different. That experience could’ve on differently. I could have encountered those men as men and women who are enveloped in the nurturing mythology of an ensouled world encounter each other, but I’m not. Instead I live in a world filled with dead matter where people are means to ends, and the ends is the accumulation of capital, or at least that’s what is the constant shadowy implication of experience in general now.
The day we tear down the Spire is the day we know Ireland is finally free
beatboxing
BANE ON THE PLANE
beatboxing
EXTREMELY PAIN
Arabs can't even fight a bunch of khat addled Yemeni peasants from atop a mountain of expensive armaments, how do you expect them to actually fight Ivan?
I absolutely love videos that are titled in all lower case and are less than 20 seconds long - it's art.
tears are streaming down my face and i can barely breathe as i clutch my lubed up cock.
holy fuck this is the funniest shit
I don't know if irish people know that their courage is considered an shinig example for many italians who see in the story of the republic of ireland the most significant example of struggle against imperialism. Yesterday and today. Thanks to brave man of ireland
Why did you post a picture of Louis Cachet? He wasn't involved in any black metal stuff, he's not even Norwegian, just a simple rural Frenchman
It's what Wittgeinstein was saying about language, that concepts are only meaningful in the context in which they're usually applied. Camus was on the same track when talking about the search for meaning.
Language is fine if you're using it to understand if the next tribe is coming over the hill to murder you. But we've built on it so much that now we're using it to try to understand things that aren't meant to be understood.
Women aren't built to be understood. At least not by men. Language breaks down. We're never going to understand why we exist because we're applying words to contexts that don't accept that meaning. It's the same thing with women: we're trying to use language to break down a moment-to-moment experience that neither men nor women truly know.
We'd be better off if we never learned to talk. There's a hardship that comes from the usage of language in a context that has no resolution.
>>273 I saw a squirrel in the road the other day that had been run over so that all the skin and hair was stripped off of its tail, leaving nothing but the exposed bone. It was pretty macabre.
Aside from one great sopping vagina, the players enjoyed themselves.
Reddit is not free speech. I have been attacked by Christians, Muslims, atheist and Jews. They hacked my Reddit account. I saw God in California, Jesus is God, Jesus is not the Messiah, the Messiah is the son of Joseph, I am the son of Joseph, I am the Messiah. If they have not seen Jesus, they do not know Jesus. Jesus is not dead on a cross. Jesus is not invisible. Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are all false religions so I created a new religion called Timothean. Google gotimothy and follow me on Twitter and YouTube. Alex Jones, Jesse Ventura and David Icke who got most of their information from me. I knew 9/11 was a false flag and was preaching that minutes after it happened in AOL chat rooms under the screen name gotimothy. The movie conspiracy theory was inspired by my book the Gospel of Timothy. Join my religion before it’s too late. Christians and Muslims and Jews will war against each other until they kill each other off. That’s God’s plan.
Websites like Failblog, Lamebook and r/cringe encourage people to laugh at those who fail. And if you expose yourself to enough of this utter dross, then you’ll become increasingly hesitant to start any new project.
i'm looking for a wallpaper like the image. rick naked with the axe but less gay than the image.
You will have to become a heroin addict like the rest of us more long term posters have. You will not only enjoy things again, but you will also enable an early death, which is what imageboard users also want so dearly. Ever notice how most posters here are under 30? Heroin.
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this song makes me thirsty for juice and makes me feel good inside.
I'm glad I'm not the only one peeved by the lack of pride and workmanship shown in most bukkake videos.
I wish I even had a skeleton.
.@tedcruz hey T can you pick me up diet coke and some menthols before you drop by, thx
The answer is depressing familiar: they were victims of their own mild success, and the world begrudges and resents nothing more than those who experience the most minor of brushes with fame. Appear on Eggheads and you'll be ostracised by your nearest and dearest. Get your photo in the local paper as the result of a daring cat-rescue and you get frozen out of the group chat. Decide to upload a grainy video of yourself shuffling to a Route 94 song in the hope that you might get a free pair of trainers out of it? You've fucked it. You've utterly fucked it. Why've you fucked it? You've fucked it because you've danced your way above your station.
i used fake knee-highs on good knee-high day. i am an asshole and quite possibly now regarded by otaku as a terrorist.
This is not a joke. My favorite niece found your 'Rapeyverse' video- it ruined Steven Universe for her, even made her a bit depressed and ashamed for awhile for even liking it. She has early signs of depression, her mother died of heart failure when she was only 7 years old. The show? She liked it.... because so many of the characters reminded her of her mother.... who was also like a sister to me.... ....You WILL pay for this, you sanctimonious jaded smug piece of youtube shit. Y'know why? Because my older brother, the father of the girl who you hurt with your cancerous scorn, is INFINITELY more pissed at you than I am. He's an old fashioned soldier. 6.5 feet, about 300 pounds, ex-navy, doesn't go online much, doesn't have profiles, but he knows a few very good programmers he goes to sometimes when his kids run into 'trouble' online. He's the type who only knows one thing, something you millennials don't: how to get shit DONE. Not much gets under his skin really, you can call him any name under the sun, even strike him and he won't hit back (high pain tolerance)... but you fuck with his little girl and he becomes a totally different man, a VERY dangerous and reckless man. Even if I, his own little brother, were to hurt his daughter emotionally, even on accident...he'd break me like a damn twig without a second thought, quite easily too and I'm NOT a small guy. I can't tell you my bro's fighting 'technique' because it seems to be a sort of blend and I'm no pro, but I've NEVER seen anyone, even bigger guys, last more than 5 seconds against him before they were on the floor in tears, screaming for mercy, with at least one or two body parts broken and/or bleeding. After he consoled his crying daughter about a week ago, he informed me of what happened. Unlike him, I use words to express my anger, words you've see quite a bit I'm sure- since I'm about 50-60% as pissed as my brother. Being pissed over my niece's sadness that you helped cause, I helped my bro find your rapeyverse video and he gave me a look that almost gave me a heart attack (it was his eyes more than anything) and calmly said "Daniel, I'm sorry...but we'll have to cancel the turkey shoot. I have work to do." And he immediately started calling some old contacts...when he calls me 'Daniel' I know shit just got real. I honestly can't tell you what my brother will do when he finds you, and he WILL find you. He's the 'creative type' offline and while not a professional interrogator, he got some enemy combatants to talk during his tours and picked up some tricks on dealing VERY high volumes of pain to someone without leaving marks. I seriously ALMOST feel bad for what awaits you, E;R ...almost.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Wololo, now roses are too.
Well the weather outside is frightful
But inside is equally frightful
No matter which room you go
Full of crows
Full of crows
Full of crows
Judging by what Ragnaros says after being summoned, I think it is safe to assume that Majordomo is Ragnaros' alarm clock
baby shoes:
buy one
get one
I am a vegan jew and even I eat bacon
By Mohammad's holy beard, i have never seen anything like this before
what kind of taqiya is this?
the old game of "retarded child or old lesbian" continues
I got upgraded from smile & wave to smile & wave + hi
I need to call the expert.
You must be really new here, because pretty much everyone in here is an edgelord who doesn't carry any actual opinions. You may be forgiven for thinking that people here have opinions, but I assure you that it is all an illusion. What you think are opinions are merely attempts at insulting each other.
donald trump just wonder traded me a rattata
How do you define social justice warriors?
They’re the ones who weaponize compassion.
If you want to incorporate cripples, gimps, and ‘tards into your game, there is an easy way to do it, and all you have to do is look back to the Sacred Texts brought down from the peaks of Lake Geneva by the blessed prophet Gygax: 3D6 in order, bichez
anime nazi foot soldiers realizing their leadership doesn’t ’t respect them or anime is the political fissure to watch for in 2017
Democrats: "We have to ban all guns! Even though we have no evidence that it will help us! Think of the children!"
Me: "We have to expose the worlds largest pedophile ring, here is all the facts and evidence we need to expose #PizzaGate! Think of the children!"
Democrats: "Fake news."
Gen Z as they call them are going to be fucking amazing. Ultra nationalistic, traditional, and no PC bullshit.
>yfw Gen Z
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This series has basically been HP Lovecraft's Maximum Overdrive.
The episode was 'mountain of madness', season 8, first aired Feb 2 1997. (Gee, almost exactly ten years ago!!) The one where Homer and Mister Burns end up buried under the avalanche and both go kinduv crazy
>>314
Lovecraft wrote a story called "Homer and Mister Burns end up buried under the avalanche and both go kinduv crazy." The episode is inspired by that short story, though the changed the name.
you are white you dumb nigger
The meme is up, kiddo
>>311
STOP.
STEALING.
OUR.
JAPANESE.
EMOJIS. YOU LITTLE NAZI FUCKS.
If you see this while scrolling the comment section, you have been visited by the AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS
All of the gains you made today will be DOUBLED but only if you post "AWAKEN MY MASTERS" in a reply to this comment.
The website you made is infected with a virus! Every time I go to check my mail after visiting the site, I get all kinds of porn! I tried going to hotmale.com on my daughter’s computer too and the problem persisted.
According to Lithuanian scientists one has an approximately 16.(6666) chance of winning a game of Russian roulette.
The Bible is not a credible source since it was written by Jews
Exactly. I'm a nice, pussy classical liberal at heart, but the left is making me pick between my sons singing hymns to transsexuality and paying for Travon's seven offspring while being shipped off to die in some middle east hell hole to preserve a country who's people hate me and my religion ORRRRRRR ovens.
So, ovens it is.
I've only met two people who actually watch anime irl. You know how they watch it? They'll fucking tell you.
three words: three laser pointers
Replacing Shakespeare with a black feminist lesbian is a step in the right direction, but it would've been much better (and more diverse) to replace him with Ayishah Omar bin al-Khattab, the highly regarded gender queer HIV-infected Muslim atheist (one-legged) midget from the Swahili Coast, who also writes poetry.
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The problem is that the people you're parodying don't really exist. Someone who advocates for better representation of the gender queer is unlikely to use the word "one-legged," and they probably wouldn't be crazy about atheists because atheists are privileged white boys who aren't feminist enough.
I like to get up halfway through and loudly say "WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISNT ______" where the blank is a movie of a wildly different genre and cinematography, to the extent where I should have realized that I was in the wrong theatre the moment the movie began. I then of course have to leave the theatre or else the joke falls flat. I've missed out on the third act of several movies because of this. One third act I didn't miss however, was during the theatrical run of David Fincher's Se7en, which (unlike subsequent releases and television airings) actually showed the contents of the box.
Or sometimes I'll just say "THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING" every time a character gets hurt.
What part of "I don't speak English" don't you understand? As I said, I don't speak your language at all, I can communicate with you only in the written form of English.
I could feel a burning sensation through my entire body. I looked up and was almost blinded by the street light. I'll kill the people who make these. No no no! Ace! Com'n snap out of it. But I couldn't I ran into a nearby alley and sat in the darkness. But I began to chock. I looked down to see my cross. It had a strange aura around it. Cursed thing!!! NO! I gotta get control over this situation.
Than I grabbed the cross. It burnt me. And began to choke me even more it was starting to get hard to breath. Ahh!! I have to get this off! No. Gotta keep it on. It might keep me under control. I started to breath hard. Pain started surging through my body.
Suddenly a woman ran into the ally. She had a panicked look on her face. But she couldn't see me. The shadows made sure of that. I could sneak up and torture her if this blasted cross wasn't on me. Stay away from her!! Come on! Get out of here!!
But I saw why. Three men walked in and started to push here into the wall.
"What should we do to her?? I don't like it when people run." Said the first guy.
"I say we kill her. Or better yet lets just rape her." The other guy replied.
"Well boy's." The biggest guy said. "Lets get started."
"Heh, heh, heh, yes do it." What the hell am I saying!?? Help her!!
"Stay out of this Ssspader you're mine now."
One of the guys heard me. And saw me. He started to walk towards me.
"Well what do we have here??" I was still crouched over in pain. He must think I'm a druggie. And I was right. "This guy must be high on something?? Wanna rough him up a bit fellas??"
"Yeah why not?? But hold on a sec." He punches the girl in the face. Thats gonna hurt in the morning. But now they were coming towards me. They circled around me.
Sep 21: Bubsy remains defiant. Three months and counting. It is my belief that everyone simply accepts that one of our whiteboards is the eternal home of a forgotten mascot.
Birth rate problem comes from low Reptillian gene factor in closed Japaneese civilization! Too many slaves and not enought alpha masters, who makes families and companies. Peoples who like manga are 100% antireptillians. Their eyes are like cat's. Guess who will take this country, when ALL normal peoples with no greed of power will die naturally.
The gameplay is bad, and that affects the gameplay.
Gotham City must be built atop the prison of a god of madness and obsession or something.
Prep, jock, stoner, hipster, metalhead, I hate labels. Its just a bunch of crap, were all people. Except nerd cause I am one haha. You can tell cause of all these chinese manufactured commodities in my room. Logitech… drools haha. Logitech is so good at making devices that interface with other device lol. Im an animal and want to be fucked lol. I want to feel another persons body warmth haha
Trying a new way of drawing cum. Let me know what you guys think.
EpVI - Third film, three final battles; Vader v Luke v Emperor, Assault on Death Star Redux, Teddy Ruxpin's cannibal cookout (okay, so the Ewoks are not technically cannibals; but everyone forgets they were going to BBQ Han and Luke before Leia stepped in. How many Stormtroopers were put on the spit after the battle was over? Did any of the Rebels 'try the local cuisine'?
LCD Soundsystem is playing Daft Punk is Playing at My House at my house!
I have three sons; one is my assistant, one is a professional singer, and one likes this thing called “scat.” The last one is my punishment. I am also happily married.
You have to choose between having a cat or having nice things. Can't have both.
Me and my fellow mujahideen beheaded a kuffar earlier today. Make Allahu Akbar Again.
