people actually think this is a movie clip. well it's not. it's actually a PSA for women to help them realize that when a man speaks they are to do as told. in this case the bitch should have cooked those fucking eggs.
The man that shot the Russian Ambassador to Turkey screamed "Allahu Akbar" before firing. We are trying to find out what that means.
that's jail in the future, you get trapped at the top of a tower for a couple of years and you need to use that spear to kill birds for food
donkey kong country is more of an island also its a lawless savage land
Fallout is made by an American dev, set in America, with constant references to American pop culture, whose main gimmick is a scifi setting against a backdrop of 50's Americana. Foreigners shouldn't even be allowed to play, go back to Mexico. We all know you weirdos don't even get any of the jokes and just play for the loli sex mods, anyway.
I was going to ask, "What's the feminine equivalent of Pajama Boys?" But then the answer popped into my head: "Pajama Boys."
I'm sick of this. I'm going to trigger EVERYONE.
What's white and twelve inches long?
Nothing.
What's the objective in Jewish football?
To get the quarterback.
What's an Irish seven course dinner?
A boiled potato and a six pack.
What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Did you hear about the Irish gay couple, Patrick FitzRoy and Roy FitzPatrick?
Did you hear about the airliner that crashed in a Polish cemetery?
Yeah, they recovered 11,000 bodies.
A Mexican and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving?
The cops.
merry christmas faggots
new code for dock, it's always pastel now. alt color is duller, suitable for neutral colors and photos. I darkened the shadows under the nav bar to help it stick out above the dock but visually combine with the lace. I will eventually share it I swear
lol what I'm so confused yet laughing historically
>>357
I don't get the Polish one. But otherwise, these are great.
>>360
Presumably a concentration camp joke, as both sets of bodies would be charred
Maybe the original Rangers were dinosaurs? That'd be pretty awesome, I wanna see that movie insteadDinosaurs riding around in giant mechanical teenagers!
>>360 it plays on the durrrr polish r dum setup of such jokes. A plane that carries 400 some passengers tops crashes in a graveyard, and the Poles just find a ridiculous number of bodies IN A GRAVEYARD that's the joke get it?
>>363
I got it yesterday afternoon while I was away from computer.
I am shocked, shocked that a neurotic gay Jewish lawyer had a bitchy meltdown in public. I truly feel bad for that poor child of his.
I'm not paying for your unnecessary equipment. An artist can do just as well in MS Paint as he could in some other program.
Looking for the SAFEST airline to fly with? Apparently Muslims are boycotting Delta now
>>368 you've got it completely backwards. If you're ISIS or whoever, Delta is the airline you're going to hit for that very reason, whereas just Muslims aren't going to do shit.
Sina Weibo is the perfect example of a tyrranical, hierarchal dictatorship manipulating its public into adopting a single party-approved hivemind of opinion. The company has to closely monitor all posts and remove anything which might threaten the CCP's reputation, or mention the tiannamen square incident, or the great leap forward rural genocide. And just as how normies virtue signal on Facebook with pictures of them petting african children for likes, Weibo users suck CCP dick for likes.
I wouldn't be surprised if 20%-50% of users were bots
If Stalin, Mao, Kim Jong Il, and Nancy Reagan couldnft stop black markets from forming, donft you think itfs about time to admit capitalism isnft optional?
>british gun
>japanese girl
The requirements for being Irish seem to fall lower with each passing day.
thank you for posting two girls who are almost covered head to toe so we can see how attractive they are, you are my greatest ally
My sister is crying over Kung Fu Panda 2
I don't see the problem with doping. We've pretty much hit the peak of what humans can achieve physically outside of drugs, and as a result, sport becomes boring.
We should just allow it to be open to everything - drugs, cybernetic implants, genetic engineering. I want to see 9ft high Chinese baseball players pumped with steroids leaping 30ft in the air on pneumatic legs.
>I don't see the problem with doping.
Because it becomes a matter of who can afford what.
Just as the night rises against the day, the light and dark are in eternal conflict. So too, is the Anglo the greatest enemy of the dominant species on earth, mankind. The Anglo is a biological creature, crafted by nature, which has hands, legs, eyes and mouth, even the semblance of a brain. Nevertheless, this terrible creature is only a partial human being.
Although it has features similar to a human, the Anglo is lower on the spiritual and psychological scale than any animal. Inside of this creature lies wild and unrestrained passions: an incessant need to destroy, filled with the most primitive desires, chaos and coldhearted villainy.
An Anglo and nothing more!
Not all of those who appear human are in fact so. Woe to him who forgets it!
British and Irish barbarians, Australians, New Zealanders, Canadians and Amerifat skin savages all make up this modern underworld of subhumans that is always headed by the appearance of the eternal Anglo.
>16th century
>not knowing latin
You don't deserve to read the bible you vile pleb
It seems your empathy is well warranted, and the educational standards by which one learns to differentiate between contractions and possessive pronouns has not been available to you. You're most unfortunate, especially in trolling, as this mark of fundamental ignorance is well precedented and easy to avoid. Perhaps if you weren't poor your parents could have afforded a grammar school education
The gay stuff is ball draining hot. But this book fundamentally misunderstands the electoral college so I couldn't give it more stars.
I Can't Believe My Little Sister Made America Great Again
i get that parents are shitty in the uk (there's a tv show where patents send their uk kids to other countries, including America) but you should kill yourself man. you sound like a complete waste of matter. i know it sounds harsh bud but take it into consideration. i can tell you aren't smart and you don't do well in school and you have no future. what's the point of going on? your whole life is going to be shitty
On how often you use the word "slave" so are you mired in delusions. Slave, by definition, can't have such a vast country. In Russian civilization, everyone can have the will and desire. One for all and others fault is personally mine. When everyone has one better future, everyone wants to achieve it together. And everyone can access it only by having a conscience. Model of domination over others will never reach maximum success without the involvement of each. You don't even know our culture, and already you have the courage to humiliate. In our Soivet films created ideals of justice, our science fiction create ideal future where humanity has flown into space, where they qualitatively improve itself. Western futurologists don't think about the future at all. They just trying to make a new war with Russia.
The whole civilized Western world - this is our stumbling block.
I'll take the gayest coffee you have. In fact, cancel that. I'll have a tea.
I wonder if this is the same as the American greeting used frequently in O'Hara's Appointment in Samarra, spelled "Hyuh". O'Hara seems to put it in the mouths of the male characters more often. The story takes place in Pennsylvania in 1930. I don't see that spelling in more recent texts.
Hottest thing I've seen all day. Haruhi looks genuinely attracted to and interested in Mikuru, instead of just molesting her on a whim.
Brought a girl over to the house, just for ten minutes. Everyone was supposed to be gone and we were grabbing some stuff before we hit the movie. Yet somehow, we turn the corner into my room and there he is: The Ultimate Father, standing in the center of it in nothing but tighty whities and a saint louis cardinals ballcap. Time seemed to slow down as he reached out towards me, jar of medical creme in hand. gThis is for your insane ass rash, that was so bad we had to go to the doctor and get prescription ass rash cream for it. Have fun out there kiddoh he said, the words ringing out like a bell. I stumbled, numb, trying to run but my legs betraying me. There was no time. It was too late. gAnd arenft you going to introduce me to this sexy young lady?h he said. I began to scream.
There's no timeline for eating things without butchering them first, or while they are still alive, but it would be consistent with the goals of the project.
Only Konata could still focus on playing video games while having anal sex. Girl, you're such a nerd. ^^'
homo goblin with aids and snow flame coke snorting superhero. They should put this in a film, I would watch it.
Yeah, accept you really can't, it's on the regulation.
Honestly, I think that girl would've agree to fuck me if I were a human.
Anime Sensation in Japan & Wanted War Criminal in Kiev What a life
walk into the church like what up I got an attache case full of eggs
It's never good to have an enemy combatant in charge of your military.
My ancestors pillaged what they could and raped every Arjuhn pure blooded German woman before marching into Berlin, where they went insane from all the gore of cutting up pure blooded arjuhns and throwing their heads and arms around for fun. One of them got shot by his own commander.
I know, ukrainians are scum, i see it today.
But no matter what you do, what you say or what picture you post about ww2, no matter how edgy your support for nadzis and all that bullshit you jack off to, know that they got carved up in front of their children in the end, by the same scum they went to exterminate.
Thats your fucking national socialist germany, that right there, in the rubble, fire and screaming where the savages from the east are hacking your heroes with spades and hitting children with the severed hand that was their fathers.
You never learn anything from that war, you fail to because you dont like the truth. You just like your illusions, your role playing and anime. Thats all you are. Its pathetic
>raped-expression
probably this is a point? Sex should be kinda violence but Gaijins are so depressed that they regard sex as sports or something. education problem? gender equality is a joke.
Im shitting in the void and they void smells like shit back. I cant smell but i can assume. Though can a void smell? Is that a thing they do
paedophilia and Satanism are the cement that hold the establishment control structure together in every country,
and these enationalf networks connect together to form
a global network of paedophiles and Satanists all watching each othersf backs c..h
As much as having another career politician at the helm could probably actually be beneficial, I can at least console myself that this time could lead to something new. Not better, just new.
i am hoping to get an anime girl pregnant
If Squidward had his own spinoff show it would be exactly like Frasier.
Simone Weil was the only women I've ever thought was truly brilliant, but Jews aren't exactly sexually dimorphic.
Anyone else think it's be a great idea if heavy swords can be used as hover boards for fast travel in the game?
The whole no trousers tube ride thing just screams of exhibitionism and it's a bit weird and I've walked through london dressed in a skirt
When I used to work as a cashier one day this skinhead looking dude came in and the total for all of his stuff with tax was $14.88. I was trying my best not to laugh at the funny number when he gave me a creepy smile and seemed really excited about it. He said "1488, brother" saying "brother" an awful lot like the marines in this mod. He really wanted to shake my hand. Cool mod, IMO.
The thing about these random bombings in Western Europe is they're all so derivative. It all blends in to a single hazy experience. Islam is wading into Star Wars territory now. Can't they do anything new? Is it going to be the same blockbuster every year? They need to change their tactics, because this is getting so stale. We've had bombs, we've had nightclub shootings, how about something fresh? Stop lighting that fuse, Abu, and start lighting our imaginations.
He should have killed gang bangers, then he'd be a folkloric hero.
Shooting church ladies - the survivors and relatives even fucking went around and forgave him... a PR disaster to say the least.
A well deserved death sentence. It's like deciding to shoot bankers and instead of barging into the offices of Goldman Sachs executives, you go to some local non-profit Credit Union in the middle of nowhere and shoot a 19-year old receptionist to death.
I watched the first Long Rider episode and damn it was generic as fuck, it's an exact copy of K-On! but with bikes instead of music instruments.
How you can identify a K-On! clone?
1) Girl sees an object
2) She thinks the object is cool and want to try it out
3) Goes to buy that object
4) Takes the object home and gives it a nickname
5) MC has an imouto a year younger than her
6) At first she sucks balls but then she gets really gud
7) Generic black haired girl with cool personality
8) Generic rich ojousama girl
9) Generic autistic and annoying kouhai
10) Generic tomboy
11) Generic teacher that used to do the same thing as the MC
Fuck this shit.
HELP I CANT TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
IM USING A JAPANESE KEYBOARD AND I CANNOT TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF, MY MOM GOT MAD AT ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS SHOUTING AT HER WHEN WE WERE CHATTING ON FACEBOOK, AND MY DAD DELETED ME FROM HIS MYSPACE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS ALSO SHOUTING AT HIM
Help I'm still running in the 90s and it's 2016
"Eggsy" redirects here. For the member of the Welsh rap group, see Goldie Lookin Chain.
Cuck beta tryin to act like he isnt anything other than that. ran off when he saw i was back in thread.
THERE COULD BE SHORT PLUMBERS IN NYC RIGHT NOW
i always ask them if they are having an abortion first because it was awkward that one time i was like look heres your baby and heres his heart beating and she was like ok can you take it out of me
another installment of my foot in your ass
Up to this day we watch a skinny dude representing spring and summer beat the shit out of a fat faggot representing winter, screaming "winter winter get the fuck out of my yard" while burning a make-shift woman on a pyre.
I read that story, apparently the roommate saw him fucking the dog through a hole that he'd punched through the door at some point prior.
In olden times he would have probably been a berserker and taken his sexual rage out on villagers. Modern society was not intended for such creatures.
Could my lecturers please stop calling algorithms "cute"
I feel kind of gay watching this one. Are you guys sure it is a trap? I dont want to jerk off to a dick that is attached to a male.
The pornographic video game "Custer's Revenge" generated many gang rapes of Native American women.
Leather armor and swords are the guns and weed of throat singing
When a Lion say "Good morning" it doesn't speak English, it is parroting English, it heard a parrot saying "Good morning" it is trying to make the same sounds ;-) And imagine a warm wiggling on the sand wrote "Good morning" when you saw it, would you say "Warm writing in English" ??!! ;-)
during speech where he says the people will rule the country, the establishment will be crushed, wealth will go back to the citizens, Trump reaffirms his strong belief in Leninism
Weak showing from the protesters. There was a stark difference between the level of attractiveness between Trump supporters and their goblin counterparts. I saw some of the ugliest people this side of a western Massachusetts Wal-Mart there to protest the ascension of our God-Emperor.
(captcha was "pegable")
It is a protective casing. His penis will be safe there.
I fail to see why these androgynous lard sacks are so hysterical. Blue hair dye will still be on the shelves at CVS, horn-rimmed problem glasses will still be available at Hour Eyes, and they are still perfectly free to insert things into their rectums.
So whatfs the problem?
Nothing says "Take me seriously and lets discuss things" quite like a vagina costume.