>>441
I once received a photo of a screen (taken by someone in the support department) displaying an error message from a program running within an RDP session.
I also once received a PDF scan of a print-out of a Word document containing a screenshot of an error.
I printed them both out and stuck them to the wall.
One of the only bands to really get harmonies.
>What about polygons who don’t identify as their shape?
If you’re being genuine, then the answer is this: you can’t really choose your racial identity, at least not in a social sense (have people see you/treat you as that identity). I’m white, I cannot identify as Black. Like, I can say the words “I identify as Black”, but I’m not really doing anything meaningful of the sort. Similarly, a Black woman can’t identify as non-black and suddenly have the world open up to her.
If you are making a “but why can’t I identify as <gender-i-perceive-as-made-up-or-inconsistent>” “joke”, then that’s transphobic. Trust me, I’d know.
I'm offering free breast exams today for woman's movement
Homura is super hot. I might disagree with Anon (I am not a rapist), but she's so pretty I doubt I could resist at least kissing her.
me: can i have the BIGGEST Big Mac value meal
mcdonalds cashier: …NO
this bitch is literally occupying half the space sitting on a King size bed, bitch is so fat she can't sit upstraight, this bitch-mattress is a legit 9-1 matchup while butthurt braindead fks in the comments swear she's beautiful and there's nothing wrong with her. shits crazy
I'm not sure if femboy nipples fit the R-18 criteria but I'll mark is as such either way.
Yay XD Shinobu! I was just thinking about cumming on my Shinobu figure too! More Love Hina girls! Thanks!
lol no. men are objectively prettier than women in all circumstances. estrogen is basically poison and just makes people ugly.
وش فيك من امس حاسده على فلوسه 😂😂😂💔
And the truly ironic thing is that, if they're being "white genocided" by coloured people taking all the women, would it not be them that are the cucks?
my school never said that I can't shop for guns at school.
>This protest is just like the Boston Tea Party!
You mean the event where a group of colonists deliberately entered a merchant ship at a time when they knew there would be as few people in danger as possible, escorted the British crew off the ship unharmed and released them, dumped a small quantity of tea into the harbor (while leaving the majority untouched as their goal was not to cause wanton property damage), didn't take anything from the ship except for one man who was caught stuffing tea into his pockets and as a result was stripped naked and told to walk home in the cold alone, promptly paid for all the damages done to the cargo, and left a coherent set of requests that basically ammounted to "please don't force us to buy tea from a monopoly controlled by the crown. We'd like to choose who to buy tea from."
Yeah, that's totally equivalent to a group of violent thugs smashing windows, burning random shit in massive bonfires, attacking random people, and screaming for people to beat someone senseless just for happening to drive by the protest. It's totally equivalent to a mob burning down half a city and looting liquor stores and then demanding that other people pay to fix the damage and oh they'd better do it soon because it's almost the holidays and they'd like to have a new house. It's totally equivalent to calling for people to be beaten and killed for the crime of not supporting your ideology whole-heartedly and demanding that all white people pay a tax because of something they never did. And I'm sure these protestors won't fail to pony up enough money to pay for the damages they caused, because we wouldn't want to deviate from what the Founding Fathers did, now would we?
Truly, the resemblance is uncanny.
Sorry to break it to you, but you've been in an alt-right hugbox. Every side has one. Just as every side has hypocrites, liars, idiots, extremists, and intellectuals. I go to my hugboxes to check the news, but I always check other opposing hugboxes like /r/the_donald. Unsurprisingly, both have very extreme views of current events (e.g. trump is a terrible monster who killed a child vs. I'm crying because trump loves our country so much that he honored a fallen soldier), and I always come up with a more reasonable view of what happened (e.g. war happens, soldiers and civilians die, it doesn't mean much to honor a dead soldier). I don't care what side you are. Don't make the other sides the enemy, or else you can never have a reasonable view of what is going on.
>>473
Whoa, it's hard to believe that Crown's tea would be so shitty. I mean, Brits know - or at least used to know - the value of great tea after all.
It's almost like the story is telling us something about American tastes even back in the day...
If your friends think you're being "cheap," you're probably doing something right.
Reminds me of potato.printing I did at primary school. Only that was for my mum, not a 💩 rag that libels the dead.
Joke so dark it can't drink at certain fountains.
captain america 2 predicted america's current political state Bye
These will continue to melt down for the next 20, 000 years. There was MOX fuel in reactor four, that contains plutonium which is called "the planet killer" because it kills everything it touches, over and over again for thousands and thousands of years. Man was never going to contain this with current technology. And yes, Japan is dead. They've already started building "new Japan" in India. Its very possible that this is what killed Heather...I can't prove it, but it would explain why a perfectly healthy woman suddenly got cancer and nothing touched it except to slow it down slightly. All it would have taken is one imperceptible mote of dust.
Have some KI on hand...more melt downs comming.
dick girls and traps are nowhere near the same sort of being.
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
That's right, those penis jokes were just the setup for that sweet, sweet indeterminacy of translation payoff.
Actually that's a really good derogatory term. Imagine a little old lady walking down the street with her granddaughter and as she passes by a weirdo eating from the trash she whispers ''don't look, honey. He's a friend of the elves'' .
I dunno man, seems like a pretty simple rule of life. No one is perfect, yeah? Everyone has shitty features you wish they wouldn't have, even you. One of my best friends in high school and a bit after was a chronically depressed screamo fan who was also a born-again Christian who thought he had demons inside him. My other best friend was a girl who was a compulsive liar who was kinda bitchy about everything (she also talked a lot over movies, but that was actually amusing at times). Whenever she would come up with some new bullshit story that only served her ego and made her seem much cooler than she was, we would all play along, knowing full well even as high schoolers that she was lying. Pretty much all my friends were kinda awful like this at times. But I loved being around them. The girl would just suck our dick sometimes because it probably did something for her psyche.
The point is, if you wanna get high and fuck Marilyn Monroe in the ass in some 1950s place, then dealing with her shitty parts should be a small trade off. People who demand all their acquaintances be perfectly actualized and continuously self-improving people are people with no friends and also don't get laid.
I'm angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.
Anglo women are like slavic men that is they're very manly aggressive alcoholics with bruises all over their face
I ordered a waffle not Aldrich the Devourer of Gods
Twittted? Whatever, I used that platform for all of half a day before I realized that for most it was just a 140 character tardtrace to the bottom of an intellectual sewer.
Without the first gulf war this game could NEVER have been done...and I for one am SOOOoooo happy it was because it's without question, one of the best games i ever did play.
>Dog-Whistle
If you see somebody linking to Moonman - In Da Klan or posting Ben Garrison comics and you don't realize they might be racist, you must be retarded or ethnic.
GOOGLE: I know precisely what you want, and within a fraction of a second
ME: B-I-S-C-I-U..
GOOGLE: Did you mean BORIS JOHNSON?
apology for bad english
where were u when abbot is death process
Planned Parenthood responded by promising to provide training to its employees on identifying victims of sex-trafficking. A new report shows that this training never happened, except for a workshop billed as such but was really on how to detect undercover video crews.
I wish I was your father so I could beat you senseless and then fuck your mother.
Reliability and validity are key concerns to evaluate the quality of various IQ tests. Being a test by Wechsler, for example, the hope against hope is that is as valid as possible, but their statement means it's zero percent reliable. On the face it's worthless, but I have to concede it's worth to you depends entirely on your purpose.
I cannot follow the logic that you want to know what your official score would be but you have no desire to get an official score, as I infer from your forthright statement of "no testing centers". If you don't need an official result to remove an entrance barrier for some aspect of your life -- disability, employment, education, social -- then what notable effect would knowing your would-be-official IQ score have on your life?
I enjoy going in Bravissimo because it's like a shrine to big tits and I can relate to that
mom told me to stay away from nihilists
Trump: "We are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the people."
Left: "We are the resistance!"
Any questions?
Here is My another Poem for #ValentinesDay
" I am Ur Joke and U are My Laugh "
The Relationship between a Couple should be like a Joke and a Laugh...
If we don't get Laugh it can't be called as a Joke...and the intention of a Joke is to make Laugh...
STOP WITH THE HARRY POTTER POLITICAL DISCOURSE
FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
THOSE BOOKS FUCKING BLOW AND YOU'RE NOT INTELLIGENT
Liberals are so close minded to the alt-right which is pretty ironic considering how open minded they claim to be
>>507
They meant that you have to be open minded to their ideas otherwise UR A FAG LOL!!
Sad but true.
emo is an anagram of moe
I´m tasing this beautiful!
Yeah Man Those Vikings Never Raped An Pillaged At All
Yeah, this wouldn't really be news if the President of the United States of America didn't personally, repeatedly, publicly call out and attack SNL. Pretty much anything the President says or does is considered news. If Obama went out and said, "Fuck Arby's, I hope they go bankrupt", that would be news. The reason why it seems arbitrary is because no previous President has been asinine and immature enough to get into public spats with people that say mean things about them.
That's a good point, but I've been nailing your mother like an inconsiderate neighbor attempting to put up a painting.
That is, my nail is bent and I keep missing.
Honestly I wish black supremacists were right and black people really were capable of summoning pyramidal spaceships through melanin magick. It would be rad.
>>513
As an alt-right, I personally love how easily trump is trolled.
>>516 No more petty politics in the Elitist Superstructure. oh wait you remember when frodo was dry humping bilbo up the ass in a classroom at gryffendorf then harry potter walked in and started tossing frodo's salad HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE
Hey, if we're doing funny choker stories, I've got a few.
So, once I was teaching a girl to suppress her gag reflex, holding onto a spiked leather choker and guiding her movements.
Then, I started making comical faces at her to test eye contact and she started laughing, well, that was a bit too stimulating so I let loose, and she wound up snorting cum out of her nose. Used to, I could sit across from her sharing a milkshake, make that face, and we would both just crack up...good times, good times.
docter docter i hit my head
what do you want me to do stupid
Sitcom idea:
An escaped mental patient kills his doctor and wears his flesh, thinking that the hot woman he saw his doctor out to lunch with earlier is his wife. Turns out that hot woman is just a business contact - and a lipstick lesbian - and the doctor's wife is Kathy Bates or Melissa McCarthy or something, and super bossy and domineering. His son is an idiot who is constantly getting into trouble and the ballza doctor was heavily in debt to Chinese gangsters due to a secret gambling/Ma Jong problem.
So the flesh-wearing protagonist is in for a host of zany, dark surprises, as he attempts to navigate his new life and keep the fact that he is, in fact, an escaped lunatic wearing his psychiatrist's skin a secret.
In one episode, there is a heat wave and they all go to the beach, and the doc/lunatic-in-disguise is struggling to stay cool as he is basically wearing a head-to-toe leather jumpsuit and would be sweating like a bitch in there. So he gets all uncomfortable and tries to covertly keep cool underneath without giving away his true identity.
At the end of season one, the son finds out the truth but the pair soon bond as the son was not close to the real doctor (who would constantly pressure him about grades and medical school when the son's true passion was making stunt videos, like stapling things to his face and jumping off buildings and breaking his legs). The lunatic, it turns out, is much more supportive of the son's true inclinations and the pair soon bond, helping to keep each other's secrets and cover for each other in time of need.
Toward the end of season 2, it turns out the fat wife is actually a man wearing human flesh as well, complicating matters considerably, and the unusual family learn the true meaning of loyalty and build a life together until a heated and hilarious series climax involving a suspicious neighbour - who throughout the series has known something was not right with the family next door but couldn't quite put his finger on it; many episodes revolve around close calls with this neighbour - and a nosy FBI agent who won't quit. Things come to a head in a dramatic cat-and-mouse sequence as the family attempts to disguise themselves in the flesh of numerous people in an attempt to evade law enforcement. The final episode would feature numerous guest appearances and cameos, as various celebrities play the family members hiding in the flesh of new victims as they attempt to escape capture.
Get Charlie Brooker to write some episodes and maybe get Chris Morris to write/direct. Call it*Under My Skin* or Beneath It All or something.
>>522
I'm off to play the graaand piaaano before I take my seat in Paaaaarliament.
Select all squares which speak against the Party.
Who's insulting anyone? I'm gargling like 40 cocks right now and most of them aren't even white.
>>522 They better be very high-level politics indeed, but it's still pretty distasteful
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"So, when did you see her last?" I asked once we were back at my cool, film noir style office a few doors down. Transgender Secretary came in, in her normally very big dress and curly hair drills, pouring tea for us both and giggling as she tiptoed out.
"May I start by saying that your plump but healthy body and shortish brown hair are very appealing to me, sexually," the negress said, the slightest blush coming across those crimson cheeks.
"You may," I said, sipping on the tea.
"I just did. Anyway, the last I heard from her she was visiting her daughter on the outskirts of VJ-28. She stopped calling me telling me to do chores. I want to find her, and I can't trust a cishet detective for obvious reasons," she seemed to be on the verge of getting hysterical and crying, so I grabbed her hand.
"Do you have a picture of hers with clothes on?" I asked, and she produced the picture on her slave tag. A stout blond woman in a while sundress and dirty blond hair, holding onto her property as one might a beloved stuffed animal. "I see. If you can give me the coordinates, I will fly there right away in my cool space ship," I said, looking out the window as the neon lights cast shadows through the blinds.
"Of course, I will give you all the information I have to such a handsome woman. I'm sure my Lady will pay if you find her, if not..."
"Don't worry about it," I said sighing and looking back at her. "I can take my payment in any number of ways."
She shuddered in anticipation.
"I'm sorry. I cut her open to kiss her butt for you," I said, as the negress looked over the locket.
"Thank you, that was the right thing to do in this situation," the slave said, looking up at me. "But, what will I do now? All I'm good at is lifting heavy things but not too heavy, and having sex with women!"
"I think I can provide a remedy there... if you don't mind being owned by a handsome detective who is good at solving crimes and fixing machines," I said, smirking as I pulled her up from the chair.
"Machines?" the woman asked, already rubbing herself like an ape in heat.
"Well, you know..." I said, looking cool as I brought her close for a kiss.
"Lesbians can't have sex without machines."
the thread that was posted in is going to 404 of old age soon and I wanted to save it for posterity, sorry for the multipost
Alan Lomax was definitely ahead of his time: he used state-of-the art stereo tape and pioneered its use in the field.
The good old world is coming back. Finally, the society would count not the number of gays on a parade but the missiles along borders — and the more there are, the more respectful and understanding will be the discussion between opponents.
maybe I love high heels so much because I'm attracted to unstable people
I didn't want to talk about it because I ended up liking them a little more this time around.
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary the masked man.
Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle... You have to admire her optimism.
I don't know about you, but I'm getting awfully tired of the lamentations of their women.
LOLICORE IS NOT MUSIC .
FUCK OFF .
Do your child a favour and choose a gender-neutral name.
>>540 source? It makes me laugh when people think they can decide what is and isn't music, I would like to read the context
we planned to get up on stage playing droning black metal noise in robes and slaughter a blow up goat
The bad news is that we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share, but look at the bright side: we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share.
On the other hand Shelob is a strong female character
Bing is my preferred search engine due to it's GUI and very aesthetic look, plus the image previewer + in-page video viewer is so much more convenient.
Also, the porn. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn you can get with it. I used to play a game with it's image search, where I would search the most mundane, lame thing in existence and see how long it would take before I got to some sort of pornography related suggestion.
I once got from Lagrange Interpolation to Titties in just 8 clicks, but that was before they changed the layout a couple years ago.
And that's just the officers HIYOOOOOO
im gonna touch the butt