connect 4 is a horribly broken game if you go first you shouldnt lose ever
Touhou is my favorite anime, my favorite character is Ned Flanders the sparkling vampire.
Yes, but Joseph Pilates is still torturing people today.
i must be in the wrong music business if one can get paid $182 a month to speed up songs that aren't theirs
They have such low self-esteem that they pretended to be retarded, because when people tell them to fuck off they feel like they've finally accomplished something with their lives.
That is why the Left constantly digs through long-forgotten personal histories in seeking to discredit people; to them, you will forever be whatever the worst interpretation of the worst thing you have ever done or said is.
Lol, I watched that milo video. Not just the "out of context" video. Pretty crazy he said that shit. I'm fine with people fantasizing about anything, but to encourage people to have sex with minors if they think they're "mature" enough is just wrong. I didn't even know who he was, but I'm surprised so many alt-rights are defending him. Some alt-rights are saying shit like "congratulations liberals! You just bullied and harassed a sexually abused gay." So alt-rights agree that even though he said he was sexually mature enough as a minor, he was sexually abused? If so, does that mean he can say whatever he wants and can't be called out for it because he is a sexually abused gay? That sort of logic is usually what the alt-right accuse the left of.
You do not have to agree with every little thing that an alt-right says or does. There are a lot of people in every political party who do and say crazy shit. There are even people who are well respected by their party, but then they do or say something stupid. This does not mean you have to support their actions. It also does not invalidate the entire political party. Milo might be a beacon of alt-right philosophy, but it doesn't mean you have to support his views on sexuality. The best thing you could do is to challenge his beliefs on the subject but continue to support him for his other beliefs on immigration, donald, or whatever he talks about.
i spray painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work
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Yo momma so fat that if they had used her instead of Nauvoo to knock Eros out of it's orbit the several pages of physics discussion would have been like "Oh yeah, that checks out"
Yeah but when you got cancer - its to late anyway. At least for the breasts.
Women have a real reason to fear this shit. -_- shiver
WAAAAI!
SUGOIIII!
TANOSHIIIII!
AMIGAAAAA!
[if I was obscenely wealthy] i would invest in an underground home, made of some tough, nonstain material. some smooth rock, it looks nice in my head. i have a nice desire to have a house nobody knows about, like a secret closet only bigger. spend the rest of my life doing bear grylls type survivalist shit running around then finally come back to my underground home and fuck my nigger wife in ways i don't even understand since it would be an imported slave who cant even fucking speak english. hit the gym and become the next van darkholm, i don't even care anymore, the idea of being a buff fuck and wrestling dudes just as big and fighting over each other's ass is appealing. go to taiwan and fuck every single piece of tranny ass in the country and finally buy capcom to sell it to gearbox just to see what the fuck would happen. also keep a section of my home just soft dirt for some fun all night digging around like a molerat eating every fucking worm who is in my fucking soil
Did you ever find your grandmother? I'm not sure if it's the right person but I have a hunch it's my grandmothers sister?
>hates faggots
>goes into gay thread, inspecting all of the gay sex webms in detail
>complains about it
Sasha Grey isn't just a port actress. She's a novelist, philosopher, scientist, dramatist, biochemist, park ranger, lion tamer, pediatric proctologist, Navajo shaman, and a power ranger.
That's my secret, Cap. My balls are always touching.
You gotta flood her pussy with as much of your juices as possible so that she gets pregnant. Fill up her fallopian tubes and make her into a mother.
I sort of like "The Brown Movement Party"
How on earth? 80 IQ males can go beyond depravity, guess. I heard that a lot of those animals will fuck carsf tailpipes. I was bunkered away in an internet café in Korea once and a guy in another row must have been sure he was alone. He jerked off to pictures of food. Buckle up for the govft sponsored reverse eugenics ride. These kinds of completely structure-less, pointless brains are going to be flooding the planet.
I love early Persona 3 Gamefaq forums, because theyfre full of thread topics like
How do bathrooms work?
Why canft I scrub the toilet?
How do I get maid outfits?
What drinks do I get for the little girl?
What do vending machines do?
What happens if I fail my exams?
How do I become great?They sound like a group of aliens trying to very slowly piece together human society.
Please try to remember that most people who watched Zootopia appreciated it for its nuance and artistry and not because of wiener reasons.
@"Kinpatsu-Sensei, I want to become an English teacher
like you. But my pa has gone. My ma works day and night.
I have no future..." "Hey, baby, I never said I was a
victim of circumstance`ô Your love find you a happiness.
You are so young that you don't know life's secrets."
They came back in the conversation.
@The music teacher rushed the biggest one and slapped him.
Someone whistled. That wasn't her. "Big boys, you are too
late! They had to go ahead and let me wait for you! But,
well, the school trip is in motion again." "cWoman has
four holes, you know?", said he to his boys in a low tone.
She couldn't help bursting into a laugh.
Lads, I have figured out how to save humanity. It came to me while I was having a wank to some extremely weird porn.
Since MRSA came about because of some bacteria that became immune to antibiotics, and since this will probably happen to all other kinds of bacteria and/or viruses that we suppress with antibiotics, I thought that maybe we can give these bacteria cancer, diabetes or aids, you know something like that and wait for them to become immune to it. Then we get whatever made them immune to those diseases and give it to humans.
Also, I probably saved agriculture accidentally, because if I apply the same rule to plants, and get veggies that are immune to pests, fungi, and other problems, then we won't have to use neonicotinoid pesticides and kill all the bees.
Another thing that came to me earlier today as I shat was that if babies were like "vaccinated" by giving them shellfish and peanuts, then they wouldn't become allergic to these things.
I always knew I was too fucking smart. I'm feeling very smug right now lads.
"because all orientals are perverted degenerates" then explain me, you degenerate, why japanese law force censorship on every single porn movie, and hentai shit, brothels are banned in japan. while europeans wank carelessly to uncensored porn shit on redtube. there is nothing more degenerated than european and american civilization. AND law. you are itself, FUCKING degenerate little waebo shit! while naming others, thats what you are.
no offense to the title. and this is very cool. but invisible objects you can touch is kinda silly sounding. if something is invisible it doesnt mean its not there so unless it was using some kinda phase cloak you could still touch it. and bump into it. this is still really cool though
u watch yaoi? go get a job runt
God i personally hate i mean hate moe anime and their shit character design from early 2000s to now especially early 2000s that shit Don't look human
His Survival Shield X-2 (nascent iodine) is actually pretty good. Shit tastes and smells like a fucking doctor's office mixed with chlorine and two week old stale water, but I dunno if I had a thyroid condition that I didn't know about or if iodine really is some kind of miracle drug but it's seriously improved my health. My motivation's shot up, I don't feel dead anymore, I can wake up in the morning and my energy burns nicely thoughout the whole day and it's all thanks to Alex Jones. Plus the only side effects is that I occasionally have something similar to an acid trip when I'm about pretty tired and my head hits the pillow, but is that really a problem? I think it's great. We're making mental health great again folks, my health is great, my life is great, and the globalists are crying because even my DREAMS are great. Praise Alex Jones, he is an absolute Hero, I swear to God.
No homo but I just put a toothbrush in my ass because of this thread and I felt like I was shitting myself.
How is that enjoyable?
Bro are you retarded? Music like this was played at 1300 raves, and they couldnt record it you idiot. Historians had to search through thousands of old records to reassemble the songs.
I have a zit in my penis
They're a bit like 700 Club for college age left-leaning atheist-leaning types, telling you the world's gone to shit and going to get worse, but here we are to take it all away with proven healing power of Je--I mean, late nite comedy.
I'd offer more explanation, but it seems I've entered an endless recursion of not caring.
I don't mean to put down people's hard work, but man, they gave the main characters the facial structure of Shrek, the mouths of Syncro-Vox, animation pacing that makes Ray Harryhausen look like he wasn't working with severe limitations, just... what gives? I expect a certain quality in "AAA" game development--not like best whatever or glitch free--but animation errors in the trailer yes. It's a title for the mass market, so the point is to sell, sell, sell. What you absolutely must not have QC issues in is the marketing materials!
But maybe the part that makes this sad is that multiple people had to have completed a degree in animation with the idea that this is an acceptable level for utterly conventional 3D work.
im not emotionally ready to listen to this yet send help
It's so grainy and artifacted it's almost like i'm reading sand.
This strip was loosely inspired by a recent dream I had. The panel with Lyman in a disco suit walking on a slice of pizza holding out a giant steak to a cat much larger than him has nothing to do with any dreams I had.
rust free, straight body, all the trim's there except some chrome.
Engine runs well, not included.
You didn't really think Puddingcess was drinking tea in Tea Break, did you?
Nah itt was Vodka after her Chateau had beend destroyed by a Heavy Storm.
There's a cost to this movement, and the cost is, how much do I value my blood?
Anytime a leftist speaks about any subject it should set off your bullshit detector.
still cant get over the fact that like five people partially obscuring their faces while shopping was a news-worthy event in southport
Cum is supposed to be less viscous than that and also a little bit translucent. This girl looks more like she's been covered in cream cheese frosting. "HOPE YOU LIKE BEING A CARROT CAKE BITCH"
Collectivists are always looking for an example of self-sacrifice in nature, but it only occurs where the individuals are genetic twins, eg a colony of bees behaving as one organism. This is why the closer humans are genetically, the easier it is to pull off socialism for a while.
What an exquisite life you lead, smelling the asses of minority sex workers and strippers alike. They should make you the new spokesman for Dos Equis.
Eating all those sanmmiches and losing weight does not mean that Joe Rogan can diddle all the kids he wants. I know it's a very courageous thing to say in this day and age, but diddling kids is wrong regardless of how handsome and thin someone is.
This talk describes how to design a Java program to run in Kubernetes, despite Kubernetes' promises that shit can Just Work with it, and also despite Java's "write once run anywhere" promises.
>die
>someone snaps a creepshot of your dead ass
that's why women wear nice panties at all times
This is even better than those cereal commercials with the cartoon mascot who doesn't want you to eat the cereal.
no you fucking idiot its real cant you see the cash falling out of her fucking wallet rich white woman cant help but stand in the rain on a rainy afternoon or early morning depending on how you feel about it and watch a nice young man spank his monkey in the drivers seat of his car and or verhicle depending on how you feel about it and have a nice young woman watch him spank his jamkoe on a nice early morning rainy afternoon for free money
Yo dj pump this nothingness
Why does she doesn't exist?
That's not fairc
>I had an autistic classmate who didn't understand aging at all, he believed his age depends on his grade and if he'd go back to 5th grade he would be 10 again. Stallman has issues like that.
Did he try to intentionally fail class so he could become immortal by repeating the same grade indefinitely?
Required language:
flutent English
No, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE
YOU GET HELICOPTER RIDE
Exactlycc..feeding the wildlife disrupts the natural order of things. Openly feeding a bum will only attract other bums.
NEVER BOIL A ROCK!
Regardless of what it is made of or the type, if there is any water in the rock it can explode and destroy your kitchen or even worse, YOU!
Recommending that users close all other open applications is like recommending they go jogging, or eat more fruit and vegetables.
Stop blowing your nose you murdering frock-wearing transvestite.
Microsoft is continuing to wage an effort to kill the mic:// protocol. If your WinXP machine (or newer) doesn't connect using these links, you can just copy and paste the 'server' text address right into the 'SERVER' address window of the 'Chat Connection' pop-up in Comic Chat. Then Click 'OK' and your Comic Chat program should connect to the server you have selected.
I'm the guy taking a huge diarrhea shit that burns the asshole and i'm sweating and the rear doors fling open because we hit a bump on the freeway just as i'm trying to wipe for the 4th time and my finger tears though the rv toilet paper and my finger goes right up my shit smeared asshole and i've only known the girl driving for 2 days and she's really cute but doesn't shower enough.
In Part Two of this article I will compare and contrast Donald Trumpfs rise to power to the rise of The Mule in Asimovfs masterpiece.
Yeah whenever I stumble into a haunted house I immediately take a bath
Oh, humour, the excuse of the weak minded.. "I didn'T call you stupid, it was just a joke" Take the hint, don't do humour, you suck at it even harder than a blowfish.
What about the Keebler elves? What would they use in their fight against the Rice Crispy guys?
very, but my tie is flaccid :(
Mods are being extra nice because they want to gain our trust. Once this is done they will introduce us to drugs and sex before selling our bodies to other members of their underground gang.
I once got Castle wolfenstein working, it sucked, it just had a 2D room with a bunch of guards randomly going "bleep bleep" jumping around the room, and when they touch you you become "caught" apparently the guards are blind and just buzz randomly around the room till they bump into you and go, who's that? feels your head square jaw feels your lips no tiny square moustache hmm.. feels your hair No helmet! feels your ID Badge Hello..i..am..American Gasp ALAAAAARM!!!! KAZA COMA SCHNELL!! AMERICANA!
America: Billions and billions spent on weapons but god forbid anyone suggests spending more tax dollars on public education or healthcare because that would be socialism.
wtf to the who said death note is crap fuck you! hope youfll die soon who cares whatfs up people is still cool you donft have the right to bad mouth dn asshole!!!!
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy Dublin monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, John Patterson. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your accent and Chinese population offers no hope to the world that Ireland can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the block of flats you came out of, you literal orangutan.
Take your yellow hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of Guinness and soda bread slabbed on your face every morning will make you Irish. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Gael heritage.
You nigger.
You make Limerick look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of Ireland.
Go pay 20 euro for a pint with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job typing code for beings vastly superior to yourself. Norse cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Dublin "man" provided for a family.
Die, Daniel. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
your dead father sullenly watching you edge to facial abuse from dadheaven
Hello, my tribe of Mystical Beings, Yes, Shannon I do see a pattern and eemitxcent ingnites me when I remember what a pivotal role the spirits played. Deborah I love the whole blog I use to wonder how I could be in two eworldsf at once. I came to realize for myself that the eother worldf was like a sense how can I talk, smell, hear all at the same time? Postures rewire the brain so our awareness is sharper and preserving becomes a way of lifecThe Myth we enacted was magicalc..I donft think we are done..There are more stories coming. I image a Myth Tree and all the branches and roots are storiesc..Our stories of the bigger Myth and other stories of personal growth, challenges, insightsccc..cawccawccawccaw..
Killing, human sacrifices, kid napping, drug selling, animal cruelty, drug trafficking, the occult, witchcraft, drug use, sodomy, cannibalism but "not all cartel members are bad" he says... 😒😒😒
millennial: i just found out you can buy trophies. i dont even have to participate
me: cocking two shotguns at once gen-x baby
Synopsis
You feel very tired after coming back from work today.
In order to cure papa, it makes lovely daughter put a lot of effort.
WOW I HAVE A DAUGHTET NOW
Take your /a/ memes elsewhere. This board is for scholars.
26ch.net 4x13.net world2ch.org all decided to meet up and have a discussion.
https://i.imgur.com/rk767SM.png
"This goatfinger, it's a shit board." World2ch took a long draw from hyr cigar, savored the smoke, then exhaled decisively. "Boys, it's time we give it a taste of it's own medicine."
26ch gasped. "But, but sir! What has goatfinger done?" 4x13, trembling with excitement, let out an autistic shriek. World2ch looked them both in the eye and continued speaking. "On April 2nd, we attack. Goatfinger is a piece of garbage that should not exist. True /prog/gers go to 4taba." 26ch nodded solemnly. "Yes, the shitty textboard that deserves progrider's legacy is https://dis.4ct.org/prog/." The brave textboards called an uber and the rest is history.
One day my mother called me "son of a bitch". I hit her, because no one is allowed to talk shit about my mother, then I hit myself, because no one is allowed to hit my mother, then she hit me, because no one is allowed to hit her son, then she hit herself, because no one is allowed to hit me, then I hit her, because no one is allowed to hit my mother.
Anyone who has to juggle perfect grades and Daddy's cummies can't possibly have time for extracurricular interests or an engaging social life. It's the kind of fantasy that makes this picture a lot sadder than it needs to be.
If you had eaten that rubbish your tombstone would have read: He searched high and low for a tasty treat, and died from a dollar can of moldy chicken meat :>D
