If Sweden had true garbage collection, Muslims would delete themselves upon immigration.
We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.
Look I didn't crawl out of bed to talk about fucking necromorphs and this is probably the wrong channel for it
Free speech means people can call you on your bullshit
I'm personally all about the anime girls. Recently, in order to come closer to Chihaya-chan, I've started dancing around naked doing Chi-chan's routines. I feel really pretty when I'm dancing and masturbating while doing an idol's routine. At that time I feel I can really empathize with Chihaya and the pleasure it gives me gets me off like nothing else.
Avoid nestle: go shop at walmart
Diversity doesn't sell for obvious reasons. Blacks don't read very much. Hispanics don't read very much. Asians read, but not as much as whites do. And whites like to read about blacks and Hispanics and Asians even less than Asians and blacks and Hispanics like to read about whites.
Incest, monster erotica, and the Federal Unemployment Tax Act? That’s an insta-buy for me.
Two stepsisters in their neighbor’s futa lair? Another insta-buy. Thank you, “Customers Who Bought This Also Bought.”
thats a devil girl from a hentai I watched. she grows a dick too!
well, if the auto-translate is correct, tamiflu caused the end of the world and an apple pig was responsible
A lesson from an Attending, but it has to be shared:
When writing up notes on a patient don't describe wounds or anything else that is pus-like
as p-u-s-s-y
please describe instead as purulent
And please watch how you document relationships --- you can cause an attending to spit a drink through their nose when you write,"patient has been in a long term (2 month) relationship with her Baby-Daddy and states..."
Seriously, this has been gnawing at me for 20 years. Does the
"Quylthulg" have any kind of history, or did the Moria creators simply
pull it out of their... imaginations?
It's ironic how a game about breaking the bonds of slavery is so restrictive and oppressive
Unattainable timeline with a technology you're not comfortable with while you deal with unhelpful management. This sounds like an excellent preparation for the real world of programming. I commend them.
garbage shock doujin with no artistic merit
I don't know the science behind it but every time I put on my shades and walk down the street this song plays and random black dudes slap me five
Clearly wrong. you keep asking my rating every time I open and force me to rate it very annoying leave me alone
If people didn't reinvent the wheel, we'd still be driving around like Fred Flintstone.
Tell my wife I love her and that I love the concept of transverse catapults on carrier hangar decks.
another solid gold video, Larry. thank you. I'd sell my first born for your patreon but I don't have a kid yet and it would probably be ugly as fuck.
I'm a postdoc in the Humanities and I'm 100% convinced women actually have no souls. They are not capable of anything that can be called literature or philosophy, except in instances so vanishingly rare that they can be better explained by freak accident or sheer imitation.
It freaks me out. Having to work with them and watch them try to create things is like starring on a cooking show alongside a dog, and the dog just barks and breaks shit, but everyone claps as if he's cooking too. It's just a dog. It's not cooking. It's not doing anything. But everyone is clapping, so you clap too, because you don't want to be the one to say it.
This is fucking ridiculous. Today marks the third day the archive has failed to load at all. Don't bother running an archive if you shirk responsibility for the upkeep on a normal basis. I beseech you to hand the reins over to one more competent than yourself (read:just about anyone). Also, don't reply, as I won't even bother reading your pithy remarks. Fuck you.
That said, I think Hitler would've been a lot nicer if someone had just high-fived him back.
At first you lull yourself into the simple but fun Doom 2 replica, play through a few maps, think the WAD is fun and then ANAL FUCK TO THE FACE HAPPENS!
I would be too embarrassed to say things like that during sex.
I have sex like a gay Amish person.
But jesus has no FEATS. So no thanks. Satan, Satamael and many demons are just BEYOND him.
actually jesus had believer's hands and rank 1 animal affinity
Dont bring a girl to a man fight.
I did a quick test and on my 64-bit linux box. gmtime and localtime max out in the year 2147483647 (with the next second after giving -2147483648 as the year). So to get much past 55 bits of time somebody will have to update the output routine to use a 64-bit int for the year instead of an unsigned 32-bit int. Hopefully somebody will take care of that bug sometime in the next couple billion years.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the commons? I thought not. It's not a story the Fisherman's Guild would tell you.
Bullshit, I once disabled my internet for a couple of days.
Just laid on the couch all day and did nothing.
"Do not tremble, I have no patience for cowards!"
Then he dies in two hits. Why is it that in these types of games the weakest enemy mooks are always the most arrogant and belt-hitching?
and you have a marketable skill. there's no freelance jobs in shitposting or making the fucking drums go dananananaananana
You seriously need to reconsider your worth as a human being if you believe the Madela effect could be real, you're obviously having image issues and cant come to terms about being fucking retarded.
I like pot-bellied man-boobed Cpt America much more than that cheesy Marvel version.
aaahahahahahahahah they should make individual Stooge movies, setting up Curly, Larry, and Moe's tragic backstories before the big teamup film
>buy juicero
>Turns out its fucking shit
>Install gentoo on it and order 1$ juice bags from aliexpress
>Alarm goes off and makes my chink mango juice for me as i wake up
>Just as i take a sip of my chinese heavy metal juice hear a loud bang
>Juicero commandos break into my house, kill my wifes son and dog, then arrest me
>Charged with copyright terrorism and sent to guantamano
>Forced to program windows 10 apps from ipad until i die
How did those barons on e2m8 get torn apart like that and why did that happen?The rest is history.
He died the day I got married. I suppose I did too, in a way.
Yeah they're gonna shove a dildo up their ass and cry about their inferiority complex
seizing the means of production one $5 cup of coffee at a time
So the lesson of this video is to not eat radioactive materials, because it basically kill you. This should be taught in schools more often.
that is a ginue pig
in Soviet Russia Richard Gere goes up arse of gerbal
Are there any other shows where God is a legitimate character on the show yet the MC still manages to somehow tip the worlds largest fedora and refuse it's existence?
Imagine a car Hitler. I think Hitler would be a volkswagen if he was a car
Needn't ignore his full name: Kneel gay man.
Think of it as a whole-country fat camp.
Genetically modified monkeys have a more rigid aproach to language and lack the linguistic playfullness of humans. So yes, the movie is completely accurate in regards to language.
Because Christianity is tainted by Catholics. Its just like swastika, originally good but later twisted and used by evil.
I am Nordic, and i Think fermented herring smells like shit. how it taste, I don´t know. I don´t eat somthing that smells like it has been eaten Before.
Soon Morrowind will be legal to fuck.
I calm myself down and tell him to chill the fuck out. He laughs. Hysterically. It was at this point that i was done playing nice. im pretty ashamed of myself, but i ended up saying, “you better open your ass up boy, cause your fixing to take all kinds of blue eyes dick.”……Not my proudest moment but this damn kid was talking so much shit.
its [like] a verbal karate between assburgers and retards
Some pixels are not what I'm used to which makes you literally the worst person since Genghis Khan, but apart from that you're a pretty cool guy.
You used a recreation of an unofficial Serbian wartime propaganda song encouraging genocides against Croatian fascists and Turks and the people who watched the physics project will never know LOL XD.
a pessimist sees a dark tunnel, an optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel, a realist sees a freight train, the train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
The Germans documented everything I feel like there'd be some record of someone falling out of a guard tower balls deep in a rottweiler
Have you tried seeing medical help for your cephalorectum syndrome? The high methane content seems to be clouding your ability to gain perspective.
I've honestly not seen a YouTube comment being downthumbered in years. It seems that if anyone has a problem with what someone else says on there, they just call them a homogay for a week and then move on.
Short, bearded, gruff-voiced ladies. There's a niche I'm not sad to see unfilled.
when i was a kid i thought it was "meat hook SOLOMY!" haha oh gee wilicures.
“But,” they ask, “if there is divinity in all languages, where is the divinity in Java?”
Pouring myself another, I drink it slowly. “The lesson is over for today.”
Humans. Aren't. Gogurt. Tubes. Okay?
Channeling Mel Brooks:
Why is diversity like cancer? Di more you have, di-verse it gets.
It's good to see traditional Hungarian curses. I stayed at a farm in Hungary when I was little, and Mihaly, the patriarch had a favorite curse: Isten bassza le a Jeszus Crisztuszt a falrol!!
(Or, May God fuck Jesus Christ off the wall!) My kids, who never learned Hungarian, have my grandkids greeting me with "lofasz a seggedbe" when we talk on the phone. Kids never forget a good curse.
Did you know, not counting IoS, alt-righters, and Commander Keens, there are exactly 17 monster types in the doom 2 bestiary?
you broke the cardinal rule, you touched the poo poo
The one what has a negro in the party.
I was asked by a feminist how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
"men are peepee doodoo"
wrong, motherfucker
men are caca-poopee wee wee
also around first grade I tried to impress girls by telling them that I was from "the planet of flowers" because all girls like flowers, right? they just thought I was weird, of course.
Nothing says "I don't care" like posting "I don't care" unsolicited in the comments section.
>>729 That reminds me of a joke some geeks made. "What is your new years resolution?"
The next geek says something about the resolution of a new computer, a computer upgrade, or a new computer monitor.
>>733
Back in the day, it was 1024x768, and that was a decent resolution!
not gay here but why is there no gay anal gangbang porn? I look on pornhub from time to time when I get bored of watching chicks get anal banged.
>invent fancy beam reflecting paint that happens to be gold
>don't put any of it around the cockpit
I don't think they actually liked him that much.
Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"
Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"
Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"
Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"
(Picks up curry with a cup)
(Drops the cup)
SHIT
my iq tets came bakc positive!1
i awlays get a mcdobule and a mcchcicken and put them togehter!! i hear it's called a mcgangbang!!
In response, I ejaculated a live dwarf that I now keep in my left anus.
Everyone higher on the scoreboard has no life, everyone lower sucks at the game.
I could have taken control of someone's kid, cut their arm off, and eaten it in front of them back in 40.24. I know, I've done this before.
If you are not interesting take the lives of an anime and pretend they are your own.
"Human fingers are in the chili at Wendy's"