ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (249)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 18:49

>>/999 is a panda!

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 18:52

>>1 is also a panda.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 18:59

>>2 is even more of a panda than >>1 is.

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8501 21:20

Don't 4GET that >>3 is a panda!

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8502 12:23

>>4 is a panda inside a human costume inside a panda costume.

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8502 16:18

Is a panda-o'-nine-tails

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8502 17:07

>>6 is a panda with a silly looking little panda tail.

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8502 20:04

>>7 just got revealed for tekken 7 along with Kuma.

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8503 12:31

There are many things in this world that are not pandas, but >>8 is not one of them.

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8510 20:26

>>9 is in this picture somewhere https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CztnKvcVIAAjjjS.jpg

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8510 20:35

>>10 backwards is adnap.

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8511 16:56

>>11 is bad at sex.

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8511 16:57

>>12 is black, white, and Chinese.

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8511 18:03

>>13 is a living legend to all pandakind.

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 08:41

>>14
is unable to "perform"

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 13:16

>>15 will perform his hit single I'm a big fat stupid panda (and so are all of you) at every possible opportunity.

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 17:01

After some genetic evidence was unearthed, it has been decided that >>16 really is a bear.

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 19:15

>>17 mauled some idiot who wanted to hug a panda.

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 19:48

>>18 wants to die but China won't let him.

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8514 20:19

>>19 just wants a quiet evening alone with his feeding trough full of bamboo.

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8540 22:32

>>20 is tragically doomed to be a panda for the rest of his life.

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8541 21:56

>>21 starred in the hit '80s supernatural thriller Pandasm.

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8541 23:37

On a scale of one to panda, >>22 is above a nine.

24 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8541 23:43

>>23 ironically wears a t-shirt that says "I am not a Panda"

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8542 04:27

>>24 trolls doctors about "black-eye" on his fur

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8542 22:32

>>25 is the bear equivalent of a yin-yang symbol.

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8543 08:06

>>26 has an excellent sense of smell, but only really uses it to seek and destroy bamboo, which given that bamboo has a distinctive scent, is kind of a waste.

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8543 09:02

>>27 is intimately familiar with the distinctive scent of bamboo, having been stuffing his fat face with it at every available opportunity his whole life.

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8544 14:56

>>28's face is so round that people say, "YOU ARE AS FAT AS A PANDA!!!!" to him. He only gives them "how naive you are" smile in return.

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8544 15:37

>>29 tries to convince people on the internet that he is not a panda, with limited success.

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8554 00:18

If I had to describe >>30 in one word, it would be "panda".

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 08:09

>>31 has been spotted sitting sad, unable to access pornographic anime site.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 15:53

As a child, >>32 wished upon a star to become a panda. His wish came true.

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 16:07

>>33 never gets confused. Only bamboozled.

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 17:38

>>34 is required to use the separate but equal panda facilities.

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8556 20:12

>>35 is indistinguishable from a panda in every possible way.

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8576 13:10

This song is about >>36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDKrOxIaA1o

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8576 16:30

Ugh, >>37 is just such a complete and utter panda.

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8594 20:15

>>38 is quite a panda already, but is always looking for ways to become even more of a panda.

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 21:35

From a certain angle, >>39 looks like a panda.

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 19:02

Behold, we are in the presence of >>40, better known as Ramplebottom III, king of the pandas! Gaze upon his radiant monochrome visage and weep!

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8801 14:42

I can't officially call >>41 a panda because if >>41 doesn't identify as a panda, I can be punished by a $10,000 fine.

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8801 21:31

>>42 is a cutesy-wootsy little panda-wanda!

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8802 04:05

>>43 used to be a small panda. But then he grew up into a full panda.

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8807 10:56

>>44, according to the internet, makes noises including bleating, honking, barking, howling, and whining.

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8809 05:24

>>45 was the only panda in the theater for the afternoon showing of Blade Runner 2049.

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8809 06:46

>>46 has trouble reproducing.

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8809 20:30

>>47 was the founder of Bamboo, a high quality quarterly magazine created by and for bamboo enthusiasts.

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8809 21:46

>>48 founded the low-brow but much more successful High Bamboo Times, and used his fortune to buy lots of bamboo.

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8902 09:40

>>49
Is a popufur commissioner who paid off a lot of beginner artists' Wacom Bamboo tablets. The cartoon portraits thus commissioned bear an uncanny resemblance to the photos.

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8902 16:06

>>50 cannot even imagine what it must be like not to be a panda.

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8902 19:22

>>51 looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around.

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8966 13:35

>>52 is a Chesty Panda Masturbating Her Hairy Pussy

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8986 10:26

>>53 is a Busty Panda Fingering Her Cooshie

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8986 16:13

>>54 is a Pandaey Panda Pandaing Her Panda.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8987 18:01

>>55 is a boobily breasting panda titting down the stairs.

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9466 10:33

>>56's sadness very big

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9466 10:36

>>57 has been formally diagnosed with Panda Personality Disorder.

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9466 15:10

>>58 was born a grizzly, but thanks to greasepaint is now a proud transpanda.

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9467 09:35

>>59 is a pansexual dad.

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9467 11:22

>>60 is a loaf of bread in a Japanese convenience store.

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9467 14:27

>>61 came back to life six hours ago.

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9467 16:48

I'm not even kidding here, I think >>62 might actually be a panda.

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9468 05:24

>>63 used to be a male panda but is now a female panda.

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9469 23:12

>>64 is a prime example of what we in the scientific community refer to as "a panda".

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9470 05:13

>>65 has been observed by researchers since he was born.

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9470 05:48

>>66 narrowly escaped falling victim to a top secret order identifying all pandas as traitors to the Galactic Republic and, therefore, subject to summary execution by the Grand Army of the Republic.

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9470 18:03

>>67 is a fucking worthless piece of shit, even by panda standards.

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9470 22:51

>>68 is not a very nice panda, unlike me.

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9470 23:03

Did you know? >>69 is, in fact, a panda.

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9471 03:30

>>70 stfu, pandafag.

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9471 10:36

I can't believe we let blatant pandas like >>71 post on DQN these days.

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9471 15:49

>>72 is a black and white supremacist Pandanon.

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9471 23:24

Psst, don't tell anyone I told you this, but >>73 is secretly a panda!

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9472 04:42

Figure 5. On the left, an image of >>74. On the right, the same image with our universal adversarial single bit flip applied, causing the image to be classified with 99% confidence as a cucumber by all thirty-nine selected classifiers. Of course, >>74 is actually a panda.

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9472 10:09

Now look, it's really not my place to be dictating who is and isn't a panda, but >>75 certainly isn't not a panda, that's all I'm saying.

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9473 06:07

I don't believe >>76 is a panda, but statistically speaking, some of my beliefs are erroneous, especially the ones I post anonymously online.

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9473 06:44

A collision between >>77 and a Pan Am Boeing 747 in Tenerife killed 583 people, the deadliest accident in aviation history. With the unmatched constitution of a morbidly obese panda, he survived the accident and then attempted to lose weight, but failed.

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9473 21:13

>>78 piasn daa !

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9473 22:59

>>79=🐼

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9473 23:30

>>80 is a panda with a bandana.

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9474 12:50

>>81 has terminal pandaitis.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9496 06:15

>>82 can be ridden by baby zombie variants [Bedrock and PlayStation 4 editions only].

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9496 16:45

>>83 is probably aware, on some level, that she's a panda, but doesn't realise just how much of a panda she truly is.

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9496 23:04

>>84 drives a Pandaston Martin DB6.

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 06:00

>>85 I'm sorry, but you've got to start facing the reality of being a panda. Stop this immature nonsense.

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 10:32

>>86
Hey everyone, get a load of this panda!

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 18:24

I've seen plenty of pandas and panda wannabees in my lifetime, but holy shit, >>87 is one hell of a panda!

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 20:23

>>88 regularly pays homage to a deceased and disgraced fascist leader who believed in the innate racial superiority of pandas.

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 22:07

>>89 is a strange and highly disturbing mythological creature, possessing the head of a panda, and the body of a panda.

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 08:32

>>90
Sounds like something a panda would say

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 13:12

What does it mean to be a panda? Let us ask our resident expert, >>91, for his opinion on the matter.

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 07:46

>>92 pretends to not be a panda on anonymous forums to fit in

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 08:46

>>93 is a real animal in bed! Specifically, a panda.

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9507 00:43

>>94 is rocking Outland-ish livery in the homeland of his ancestors, at least till he's done with these stupid dailies.

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9509 23:16

>>95 keeps causing my panda alarm to go off.

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9510 03:30

If this post ends in a 7, >>96 is a panda.

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9510 17:30

As t tends to infinity, >>97 asymptotically approaches pandahood.

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 15:40

During a tarot card reading, >>98 drew the Twelve of Bamboo Shoots, indicating that she is a panda or will become a panda in the immediate future.

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