Is a panda-o'-nine-tails
There are many things in this world that are not pandas, but >>8 is not one of them.
>>9 is in this picture somewhere https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CztnKvcVIAAjjjS.jpg
>>15 will perform his hit single I'm a big fat stupid panda (and so are all of you) at every possible opportunity.
After some genetic evidence was unearthed, it has been decided that >>16 really is a bear.
>>19 just wants a quiet evening alone with his feeding trough full of bamboo.
>>20 is tragically doomed to be a panda for the rest of his life.
>>23 ironically wears a t-shirt that says "I am not a Panda"
>>26 has an excellent sense of smell, but only really uses it to seek and destroy bamboo, which given that bamboo has a distinctive scent, is kind of a waste.
>>27 is intimately familiar with the distinctive scent of bamboo, having been stuffing his fat face with it at every available opportunity his whole life.
>>28's face is so round that people say, "YOU ARE AS FAT AS A PANDA!!!!" to him. He only gives them "how naive you are" smile in return.
>>29 tries to convince people on the internet that he is not a panda, with limited success.
>>31 has been spotted sitting sad, unable to access pornographic anime site.
As a child, >>32 wished upon a star to become a panda. His wish came true.
>>38 is quite a panda already, but is always looking for ways to become even more of a panda.
Behold, we are in the presence of >>40, better known as Ramplebottom III, king of the pandas! Gaze upon his radiant monochrome visage and weep!
>>43 used to be a small panda. But then he grew up into a full panda.
>>47 was the founder of Bamboo, a high quality quarterly magazine created by and for bamboo enthusiasts.
>>49
Is a popufur commissioner who paid off a lot of beginner artists' Wacom Bamboo tablets. The cartoon portraits thus commissioned bear an uncanny resemblance to the photos.
>>50 cannot even imagine what it must be like not to be a panda.
>>51 looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around.
>>57 has been formally diagnosed with Panda Personality Disorder.
>>58 was born a grizzly, but thanks to greasepaint is now a proud transpanda.
I'm not even kidding here, I think >>62 might actually be a panda.
>>64 is a prime example of what we in the scientific community refer to as "a panda".
>>66 narrowly escaped falling victim to a top secret order identifying all pandas as traitors to the Galactic Republic and, therefore, subject to summary execution by the Grand Army of the Republic.
>>67 is a fucking worthless piece of shit, even by panda standards.
I can't believe we let blatant pandas like >>71 post on DQN these days.
Psst, don't tell anyone I told you this, but >>73 is secretly a panda!
Now look, it's really not my place to be dictating who is and isn't a panda, but >>75 certainly isn't not a panda, that's all I'm saying.
I don't believe >>76 is a panda, but statistically speaking, some of my beliefs are erroneous, especially the ones I post anonymously online.
A collision between >>77 and a Pan Am Boeing 747 in Tenerife killed 583 people, the deadliest accident in aviation history. With the unmatched constitution of a morbidly obese panda, he survived the accident and then attempted to lose weight, but failed.
>>82 can be ridden by baby zombie variants [Bedrock and PlayStation 4 editions only].
>>83 is probably aware, on some level, that she's a panda, but doesn't realise just how much of a panda she truly is.
>>85 I'm sorry, but you've got to start facing the reality of being a panda. Stop this immature nonsense.
I've seen plenty of pandas and panda wannabees in my lifetime, but holy shit, >>87 is one hell of a panda!
>>88 regularly pays homage to a deceased and disgraced fascist leader who believed in the innate racial superiority of pandas.
>>89 is a strange and highly disturbing mythological creature, possessing the head of a panda, and the body of a panda.
What does it mean to be a panda? Let us ask our resident expert, >>91, for his opinion on the matter.
>>94 is rocking Outland-ish livery in the homeland of his ancestors, at least till he's done with these stupid dailies.
As t tends to infinity, >>97 asymptotically approaches pandahood.
During a tarot card reading, >>98 drew the Twelve of Bamboo Shoots, indicating that she is a panda or will become a panda in the immediate future.
>>100 is by nature a solitary person, for most of his time is spent avoiding direct contact with others of his own kind. But at crucial stages in >>100's life, he, just like all solitary mammals, is forced to spend time with others. In spring >>100 must seek out a female in order to mate. And in autumn the female gives birth to a single cub which will be her constant companion for the next 18 months or more.
>>100 generally avoids contacting others of his kind in the wild. In their dense habitat their coats help make them conspicuous to each other, preventing them from surprising themselves by approaching too close to each other.
>>100 signifies aggression by lowering his head and staring at his opponents. To signal submissiveness, >>100 will put his head between his front legs, often hiding his eye-patches with his paws. Interestingly, this position is adopted by his partners during mating season, and also by >>100 when being harassed by humans - particularly vets with anaesthetic darts. At close range, >>100 signifies aggression by swiping a paw, or by letting out a low-pitched growl or bark that will send opponents scampering up the nearest tree.
