[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 17:54

(*゚ー゚) Hello?

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 19:17

(*゚ー゚) Hello

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 21:36

(*゚ー゚) Hell

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 22:06

(*゚ー゚) ...o?

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 22:54

she's a very respectable person but i don't like the way she deals with 2ch's post numbers

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 00:00

Fixing type warnings in generated API bindings

oddly therapeutic

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 00:29

we ain't ever gonna make it

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 00:30

m-masaka

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 03:52

we just need to post more!

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 04:46

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152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 04:48

my name is doulk nukem

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 06:33

My last employment was on the 7809th. Hope would be fast fading if there were any left. I rue the day I was born. I resent all the lies that sabotaged my career before it even started. Everyone I used to know has abandoned me. Before, they simply pitied me. What did I do to deserve this NEET hell? I feel like the most experienced least experienced person in the industry.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 06:45

In the 9 days since the 8900th of this month, there have been 90 posts in this thread. At 10 posts/day, with 90 days and under 900 posts left, we are currently on target for our desired outcome. We must not lose our momentum, but neither should we despair.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 08:33

but despair is all i know (´・ω・`)

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 09:54

Why are emo kids fine when they get a flat tire?

Because they've always got despair!

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 09:55

also I bet the term 'emo kid' dates me. I wonder new slang what the young'uns use nowadays.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 13:53

Subcultures are dead thanks to the rise of internet use in teens

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 15:03

there's no such thing as subcultures, only the globalist monoculture

hail apple, slava google

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 16:47

We're all jeff bezos here. I'm jeff. You're jeff.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 17:05

I'm deff

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 19:34

fuck year

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 19:43

> subculture bitches

popuko face intensifies

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 20:41

LIFE HACK: Blow on hot food to cool it down

165 Name: vc: klit : 1993-09-8910 03:28

Hyperspectral imaging of the June 20, 1972, notes revealed the set-off or contact transfer of red non-ballpoint [porous-tip pen] ink transcription notations from the front of Page 2 to the back of Page 1, but it was not possible to determine whether this transfer or migration occurred at the time of preparation or over long-term contact in storage.

Electrostatic detection analysis of the June 20, 1972, notes revealed the presence of angled, extraneous indented writing, suggestive of a possible signature but otherwise illegible, on Page 2 of the document.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 07:23

LIFE HACK: Blow a hot dude to be cool downtown

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 09:25

I can't imagine still being around for 9999 and yet I was around for 5000. What am I doing with my life.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 10:24

>>167
September 9000 is a great opportunity for us all to reflect on the past 4000 days. Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle. That's the best of what you are.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 13:39

September 10,000th is going to be so cool!

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 14:04

>>169
the kind of forward thinking we need

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 20:21

But what if it turns to November before the 10,000th?

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 22:04

I was summoned for jury duty. At the one trial I had to go to a courtroom for, they got their jury with only a few eliminated, with me somewhere near the back of the line anyway.

Basically all I did today was suffer atopic allergic reaction (probably cat dander, just seems the statistically probable thing).

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:36

poop

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 02:03

All those little neuroses that were quirky and cute when you were 19 are gross and weird now that you're 29.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 06:44

bringing not just my laptop but my laptop charger to the bathroom since i get like three minutes of battery life out of my ancient chinkpad

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 08:36

I'm a quirky and cute 29-year old

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 09:04

modified my mornings

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 09:35

my captcha is "fuck"

179 Name: fuck : 1993-09-8911 15:36

my name is fuck

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 17:06

your mom's name is fuck

181 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8911 17:31

hey young fella

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 23:39

how do you do, old timer?

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 23:57

I love oligarchy.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 00:02

>>154
Even if we don't manage to keep up this blistering pace of ten posts a day, I bet the Gomez family will step in to help just in time.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 01:53

Oh I see what you guys are doing, cute

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 03:07

FLEE! ALL IS DISCOVERED!!!

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 14:42

what would I need $1,000,000 for anyway?

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 17:43

service as a service as a service as a service as a service as a service as a service as a service as a service

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:24

>>185)
Yeah, NAUANAL SEX, and'you;re not enivited?!

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:33

For example, the temporal meaning of "The frug seemed wuggier and wuggier" is clear: Despite not knowing what a frug is or what wugginess is, we know that the apparent wugginess of the frug was increasing over time, as indicated by the reduplication of the comparative "wuggier".

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 21:23

>>154
Pace increases rapidly as you approach the deadline, though. In the last 24 hours of the 8000th thread, 156 posts were made, while in the same timespan of the 7000th thread, no fewer than 230 were made. By those figures, we can literally make no posts in this thread for the next twelve weeks and still comfortably make it to >>900.

Indeed, I propose that we do exactly that. Just using this thread as a substitute for the current thought threads is boring and pointless; it's supposed to be a mad frenzy in the last few days before the big event. You don't celebrate Halloween in July, so why are we celebrating September 9000th on the 8912th?

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 05:40

Okay, this is my last post in this thread. I swear.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 17:48

>>191 You don't need to wait till October to dress up all scary-looking and go to people's houses!

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 20:50

Nesquik and netflix

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 21:02

Vimto is an anagram of vomit

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 23:09

take me up
up to heaven above

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 01:38

where do we put people who won't stop obsessing over post numbers?
in the getto

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 17:05

Almost done making an autogenerated FFI for 90% of SDL2 for chicken scheme.
Turns out it was the best multiplatform, compilable Scheme after all

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 00:48

I too am a scheming bastard.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 02:25

network or wetwork?

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 02:53

i'm getting kinda worried that i (or somebody else) will have to resort to borderline spamming the thread to hit >>900 in time

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 03:18

I'll help.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 05:46

I trust in the wise words of >>191

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 07:10

A little margin of error is desirable. Don't want to be overshooting, now.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 21:28

>>198
good one!

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 03:57

that was fair at best, really

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 04:53

>>202
That's the best part

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 06:41

Aw man, I just realized I might not be here when that day comes.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 08:21

>>202
That is literally the whole point of this thread and all its previous incarnations.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 19:16

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212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 19:53

You know what grinds my gears? Mixing pixel scales. Pick a multiplier and stick with it!
You know what's even grindier? Mixing pixel scales AT NON-INTEGER RATIOS. Just hire an artist already!
You know what's even more grindiest? Scaling up pixel art, then ROTATING IT ARBITRARILY at the higher resolution. IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 20:26

I'm trying to study, brain. This is maybe not the best time to plan out the rest of my life in great detail while shopping for expensive toys.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 20:31

As an aside, it's kind of crappy to put material on a midterm half a week before the corresponding assignment is due.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 20:57

>>212
I hate games where it's clear that all the pixel art was ripped from somewhere else. None of it matches up and the whole game looks like a giant collage of suck.

On top of that, they usually have shitty mechanics too.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 21:28

>>212
diagonal noodle Megaman with mixed pixels
"Perfect! This is exactly what those games looked like!"

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 23:42

>>215
Except when they do it right, like Not Tetris.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 23:53

>>217
Sure, but that's the point. I'm thinking more like the kind of newgrounds shit that gets featured on retsufrash.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 02:56

>>210
Forgive me for being new, I guess.

220 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8922 05:24

>>202
No need to worry. Punctual gomez will save it like last time if it comes to it no matter how many posts are required.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 15:25

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 17:19

Drowning in Ass (Tenacious D remix)

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 20:54

There,s just one problem: I can't draw

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 03:07

Not with that attitude you can't. Get a pencil and paper and go at it. Do it every day until you get good at it.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 03:27

>>224
Indeed. You're going to suck for a while, too, and that can feel pretty discouraging. Consider it a necessary phase, like being a caterpillar. Every butterfly was a caterpillar once, nobody got the fast track (no matter how it might look from the outside).

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 03:40

One of the best things about drawing is that you don't have to spend much at all. You can get a ream of printer paper for a few bucks, a box of pencils for a few bucks, and you're supplied for several months. Obviously you can spend more if you want, but ultimately the only thing really holding you back is whether you sit down and draw.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 05:02

You can draw anywhere, even on the floor!__φ(・ω・`c⌒っ

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 08:47

I;m thinking about thos Beans

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 12:02

>>224-227
Damn, I love you guys.
Promise me you'll never die

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 20:58

I've been working on this game stuff all day and I should stop because I might die, but there's so much cool stuff to do

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 21:08

>>229
Too late.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 03:43

gaaaah, more context switching

I was just getting into the interesting stuff too

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 14:00

i refuse to post in this thread. good luck getting to >>900 without my help!

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 17:50

"A sample of the pure element has never been assembled, because any macroscopic specimen would be immediately vaporized by the heat of its own radioactivity."

astatine is hardcore

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 19:46

Yo it's not an ad in space. You're not allowed to advertise in space. It's illegal. Guy just put his old car in orbit, that's it. Let him have his fun. Do you know how much you have to hate your old car to shoot it into the fucking sun?

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 08:43

one more day of hell for now, just gotta hang on for one more dayyyyy

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 08:51

Steve Caballero - The 900

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 12:44

>>233
I also refuse! Why should we have to help? You won't catch me posting in this thread.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 18:24

I wanna be the 900th, like no one ever was

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8928 17:20

Only 6.221E15 nanoseconds to go!

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 17:30

I can't wait!!!!
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