[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

42 Name: oops : 1993-09-8879 18:19

oops, seens like i posted twice, >>40-41 are myself

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 13:42

>>42 Thanks for letting us know oops-san

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 13:43

Disappointment can always be relied upon!

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 15:49

We're not gonna make it!

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 16:58

Is 90 good enough?

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 18:29

hastening the postening

48 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8890 19:30

Will gomez save us again?

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 19:42

>>48
He's never been late yet!

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 20:10

Where is that timely lad?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 05:29

at least 100 times

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 08:54

A hundred a day, I don't think we're up to it considering our health these days...

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 09:16

900 - 53 = 847
9000 - 8899 = 101
847 / 101 = 8.3
So around 8 posts a day? That's doable.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 09:23

I'll even do it myself if need be, starting tomorrow.

(carry over 4 post debt for tomorrow)

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 11:15

The posts will be VIP QUALITY

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 13:19

Oh, 8, not a hundred, that makes sense.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 13:41

dix

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 14:03

Awah

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 15:34

meh

MEH

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 18:25

Dropped harder than misao's meatball

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 19:33

The trick is to not post too many a day, otherwise >>900 will come early, but not too little, otherwise it will be late.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 21:52

>>61
We need over 8 posts a day, which is almost unthinkable

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 22:19

postan in a 900 thread

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 04:14

ass

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 04:29

this must be done

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 06:25

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67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 06:29

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68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:34

wo yao nüpongyou

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:37

when i see chinese i read it in my head in a weird combination of japanese on'yomi and the handful of hanzi that i actually know the chinese reading of

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:39

most of which are related somehow to MMORPGs

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:41

if you take a japanese sentence, replace all the ‚Ìs with “I and delete the rest of the kana, you're about 70% of the way to having a legible chinese sentence

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:43

the rest is making sure you aren't using any weird wasei-kango or words with a double meaning like ŽèŽ† which means letter, as in a piece of paper with writing on it in japanese, but toilet paper in chinese

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:43

dicks

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:43

one more

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:44

i've done my part for the day

captcha: none

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 18:06

So let it be written

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 22:01

8.23 posts per day fucking step it up people

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 22:15

>>77
you're not the boss of me

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 23:05

Coaltar of the Deep Fried Mars Bars

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 23:44

and you're not so big

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 05:03

You're just tall, that's all.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 08:36

Dixon Mainus

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 09:37

Occupation:
Professor
Doctor
Scientist
Lawyer
Vampire Hunter

i wish i could be that cool

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 15:07

I can't read Polish so I skimmed the French article, I don't get what makes him DQN quality.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 19:34

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'(1/8 #f #f s: #f #f #f s: #f))) ; snare

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 19:34

...yes this is the paste thread now

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 19:53

|: boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom boom :|

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 22:45

I like birds

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 01:14

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 02:32

‚悤‚±‚»ƒWƒƒƒpƒŠƒp[ƒN‚Ö

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 04:09

Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong chick. She was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember her name, Hakurei Reimu.

I picked on her because of her hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told her I was going to beat her so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), she never said anything back, made me wanted to kick her ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, she reversed it like I was a mere midboss. I was tiring out and she knew, I saw the smirk on her face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and she grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Hakurei Reimu. The next day, she wasn't at school, she was back in Japan, and I never got to thank her, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that she was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to her.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 04:11

bum badda tum tum
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bum badda tum tum
da na na na da

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 04:11

I second >>84's concern.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 09:53

>>84,93
Maybe a poor curation, I apologize DQNs. ED article kinda sums it up I suppose. Basically he was a spook, but accused several major Internet sites but especially Google of being spooks, and was half-right about a lot of that, but also a major hypocrite (e.g. using Gmail address on site claiming Cloudflare is spooks). Lobbied to get his English Wikipedia article disappeared, because again, half-right about invasions of privacy and all that. But still a majorly inconsistent agenda-driven weirdo.

After many years of Web presence, he seems to have disappeared into the ether. Today, the very term "Google watch" is more likely to bring to mind a speculative brand name for wearable tech than the many crank sites titled "insert conspiracy here watch" of yesteryear, of which he ran a few.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 16:25

poop

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 21:16

> * If the given apis parameter is null, returns the number of available APIs.
> * Otherwise, fill the given apis array with the RtMidi::Api values.

Who does this? Now you just have to call the same method twice, and in between you have no choice but to allocate an array of the size it demands.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 23:03

Apis was the most popular of three great bull cults of ancient Egypt, the others being the cults of Mnevis and Buchis.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 00:00

mnevis and bucthead

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 00:48

>>94
Thank you for your explanation. I have now gained respect for this small, overlooked Polish Wikipedia page.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 00:58

In Latin, apis is the word for bee. In Crimean Tatar, apis is the word for prison. Both facts seem relevant when considering APIs.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 04:40

sometimes I wonder what if boobs had butts or butts had boobs

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 14:14

Contributing

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 16:09

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 16:13

ara irassyai

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 01:09

one for the money, two for the show,
three for the crippling depression

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 01:30

I just released my mittens but instantly regretted doing so.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 01:59

what's it gonna be like?

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 01:59

probably something disappointing

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 18:30

Reptile

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:01

>>101
Sometimes I visualize boobs with boobs on them with boobs on them like an elaborate mandelboob fractal.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:06

An infinite recursion of boobs

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:36

infiniboob

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 22:11

b‡b

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 23:25

Infinitits

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 04:51

infinipples

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 13:26

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117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 16:18

within boobs interlinked

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 20:03

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 22:11

boobs upon boobs upon boobs upon boobs upon boobs upon boobs you get the picture

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 23:25

i was never pretty enough to be a trap, now i'm getting old, ftge

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 23:58

there's a place in the world for the angry young lass
with her face on the floor and my dick in her ass

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 00:30

(*ß[ß), despite knowing that it's a trap, decides to make a forceful penetration.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 02:49

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124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 02:53

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125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 04:00

nam nam

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 09:34

Slowly incing towards >>900 1 1 at a 1

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 12:15

I will prepare the choicest viands for the occasion.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 12:33

Like 3 months ago i stepped on a piece of glass from a broken lightbulb, ten minutes and one bloody pair of tweezers later I was pretty sure I had gotten it out but it never healed quite right and still hurt occasionally especially when I stood for a long time, then last night when I was taking my sock off it snagged on something on the bottom of my foot, it was the piece of glass that finally worked its way out. Thanks for reading.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 16:36

>>128
I think I still have a piece of glass stuck in my foot. Can't move it in certain ways that the other one can, otherwise it hurts too much.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 19:47

>>129
may want to have a professional take a look, a few minutes of surgery could save you months more of pain

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 01:54

>>129
As a bystander mostly ignorant of the situation, perhaps the pain from the original piece of glass caused you to, over the past few months, develop different movement patterns for the affected foot? If so, it could be completely healthy, but some tiny muscle somewhere might have deteriorated over the past few months.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 03:17

please don't challenge me if i have to watch the charselect screen like lag fuck while your neurons fire and you pick honda, only to use 20/sec autofire

133 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8907 03:35

ants ants

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 05:25

>>129 wasn't me, the original glass in the foot guy

my foot is fine now

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 11:06

>>134
Congratulations on your recovery!

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 12:00

How many other people have gotten glass in their foot?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 17:54

jisatsu jien

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 17:59

Had a nail and a wasp in the foot but not glass, no.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 20:19

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 23:40

Gonna need a senzu for that one.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 07:09

nyan nyan nyan nyan
nyan nyan nyan nyan

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